TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[Jamie89]

Or should it be "I object" :think: It's been a while since I ruined a wedding... :whistle:

[kirklancaster]

http://www.danieljohnmenswear.co.uk/uploads/4/0/5/4/40544911/358011_orig.jpg

I just want to point out that I bought my outfit second-hand from a really gluttonous half-Italian, half Arab Sheikh who was a bit skint now, so it is a genuine Gorgeitall Yemani and can be said to be genuinely 'Shabby Sheikh' :laugh:

[Will.]

Kirk, do you take Mercedes to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health?

[kirklancaster]

rKirk, do you take Mercedes to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health?

No - I'm so sorry, but I've met someone else. I am in love with her and NOT Mercedes. I'm sorry but what can I do?

[Will.]

Oh

[kirklancaster]

Oh

BOMBSHELL or WHAT Will? :laugh:

[Will.]

Well, ladies and gentlemen it seems with have some problems and therefore the wedding is off, refreshment are available.

[Denver]

I would like to say after sleeping with Kirk for the first time I found out I was a lesbian

[Will.]

Thank you and my sincere apologise.

[kirklancaster]

I was attracted to you Mercedes but I have REALLY fallen head-over-heels in love with someone else off Tibb. My pulse races a little and my heart beats a little faster at the mere mention of her name - a sip of fine brandy has the same effect, but she is lovelier than any cognac.

I'm sorry, but I only realised today that I REALLY do love her.

[kirklancaster]

I would like to say after sleeping with Kirk for the first time I found out I was a lesbian

:laugh: I wasn't worried about hurting you darling because I knew that you could take it.... But revealing this news to you did have me concerned, I admit it.

[Denver]

I don't care I got all the magazine deals and offers for other reality TV shows

[kirklancaster]

NO ONE has asked just WHO my mystery love is. Perhaps we can play a guessing game?

She is highly intelligent.

She is a modern, independant woman.

She takes no prisoners.

She is a member of this forum.

[kirklancaster]

I don't care I got all the magazine deals and offers for other reality TV shows

And MORE important - YOU FINALLY WON A TIBB COMPETITION. :laugh::dance:

[Jamie89]

I don't care I got all the magazine deals and offers for other reality TV shows

No, when 'The Farm' called you, it wasn't the reality TV show

[kirklancaster]

No, when 'The Farm' called you, it wasn't the reality TV show

FFS :laugh::laugh::laugh: