TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[Morgan.]

Why whats wrong with it?

The bit which involves your face :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

The bit which involves your face :joker:

Cheeky mare!
Thankfully i don't look like you... :smug:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/59/ce/7259ce761f84701317c252d5bf51fa72.jpg

[Morgan.]

Cheeky mare!
Thankfully i don't look like you... :smug:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/59/ce/7259ce761f84701317c252d5bf51fa72.jpg

Hey, that's me sister, she's done nowt wrong :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Hey, that's me sister, she's done nowt wrong :joker:

Liar! This is your sister and apparently she sings like a canary so i know all about the gang bangs.:joker:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2f/de/c1/2fdec1c5a25223ab37abc32c4594fbe9.jpg

[Tom4784]

Serving up Blade Runner realness.

http://www.annexmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/NicholasK_AnnexMag.jpg

[Morgan.]

Liar! This is your sister and apparently she sings like a canary so i know all about the gang bangs.:joker:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2f/de/c1/2fdec1c5a25223ab37abc32c4594fbe9.jpg

No, I think you're mistaken. I have no idea who she is.

[T*]

I've gone for 100% Gucci, and made sure the colours suit each other well
Dress:
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/f1143c926b898191c0889e3e5651c4e8.jpg
Earrings: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/18fe7ed20f22b46c7a9765f8c1b50bf7.jpg
Lipstick: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/a38bde29324d6c2ca4f30f49b7051d13.jpg
Eye shadow:
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/65eb3c840c5e7d6870cf48d73251ee57.jpg
Bag: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/cec080c4e51bfe7f0214c764388bcb11.jpg
Inspired by the chic streets of Florence, this outfit is beautiful and sophisticated, and will make the wearer (me :flutter:) look stunning no matter where or who they're with.

[Amy Jade]

Thanks for the welcome back sluts!

[Margarine.]

Tbh this is eject worthy!

So is that basic avatar and username but you don't see me complaining chick x

[kirklancaster]

My internet is really slow and it's pissing me off.

Anyway, welcome back to Amy Jade, and a huge welcome to Dezzy.

I was slouched in my chair before you hot beauties started posting your sexy outfits but now I'm sat here erect. :hehe:

[Margarine.]

http://i.imgur.com/khNQIcA.png

Since some hoes round here suffer from incontience and will probably pee their knickers (which are not around their ankles, a rarity for some) I've just pulled this outfit together in the last few minutes

i know you slags probably thought you were on pornhub but no, you're still on TiBB but try not to finger yourselves too hard at this cheeky pic I had taken before my awards evening for all of the work I too for the poor women imprisoned without their vibrators in the convents xx

[Morgan.]

Welcome back Amy!

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/khNQIcA.png

Since some hoes round here suffer from incontience and will probably pee their knickers (which are not around their ankles, a rarity for some) I've just pulled this outfit together in the last few minutes

i know you slags probably thought you were on pornhub but no, you're still on TiBB but try not to finger yourselves too hard at this cheeky pic I had taken before my awards evening for all of the work I too for the poor women imprisoned without their vibrators in the convents xx


You magic erased the centre of the storck logo by accident :fan:

[Johnnyuk123]

WB Amy.:wavey:

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to day 6 of The Bachelor!

[Amy Jade]

Thanks Courtney and Betty!

[Will.]

Over the last 24hours the contestants have been posting their best outfit for tonights task.

A special guest will select 2 contestants who are the worse dressed to face elimination.

Kirk will then watch via a live feed and select the contestant he wants to be eliminated from the Caribbean whilst he is on holiday with Mingianna Jones.

However tonight isn't a straight forward elimination.

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee's Outfit

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/651967/651967_in_m2.jpg

Temperley London: Klementina embellished tulle mini dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/640215/640215_in_s.jpg

Giuseppe Zanotti: Patent- leather sandals in nude

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/648231/648231_in_s.jpg

Edie Parker: Lara Backlit glittered acrylic box clutch

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/430369/430369_in_s.jpg

Givenchy: Round earrings in baby-pink lacquered brass and crystal

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/645153/645153_in_s.jpg

Monica Vinader: Vega rose gold-plated, diamond and rock crystal ring

Hair

http://www.thepinkbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/romantic-wedding-hair-updo-6.jpg

Beauty

http://www.bombette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/16e93f29f3d475221b9461d7ebb8ece9.jpg

[Will.]

Shall we meet tonights special guest?

[Amy Jade]

Yes! I hope it's somebody nice :love:

[Morgan.]

Cal probably gets the final say on who is eliminated.

[Amy Jade]

Cal probably gets the final say on who is eliminated.

Kirk always has the final say I think?

[Will.]

It's Just Rose (Rose McGowan/Scott) - Rose Vuitton

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article677381.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1997%20KARL%20LAGERFELD.jpg


Rose a feisty bitch who takes no ****, born and raised as a fashion guru! Rose owns designer brand Rose Vuitton which caters for the high class sluts of the world. If you look bad Rose will mostly likely have a restraining order as Rose has a severe phobia of messy dressers, and if you look good Rose may say. Rose has no time for undressed sluts: "High class all the way, it's how I made my billions with Rose Vuitton."

Rose recently made the headlines after branding Adele fat which caused uproar amongst the world.

Rose has since apologised and claims a donkey used witch powers to make her say it.

"I am an independent dyke who is ready to bring the cheap dressed 'ladies' down, there's only one bitch who has developed a sense of style and it's not Vanessa Phelps!

It's international suppa star, Rose Vuitton. xxxx"

[Amy Jade]

Is that Scott?

[Morgan.]

What's the username of the special guest?

[Will.]

Just Rose (Rose McGowan) - Scott.

[Morgan.]

Thanks.

[Amy Jade]

Ohh welcome Scott

[Morgan.]

A warm welcome from me!

[Will.]

Would all contestant please PM Scott your entries.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=58838

[Amy Jade]

Sent it but can't he just look in here? :laugh:

[Will.]

I can also reveal that the mole is selecting one contestant as the worse dressed as well.

The secret guest.

[T*]

Can't you do it? We should've been told tbh
Just multi quote all our entries, copy it and send it to him

[Amy Jade]

Oh is the Mole still in?

[Will.]

Can't you do it? We should've been told tbh
Just multi quote all our entries, copy it and send it to him

It just makes it easier if everyone sends their own.

I don't want to miss someone out.

[T*]

wait what secret guest

[Will.]

Oh is the Mole still in?

Yes, the mole won't be revealed until the final.

[T*]

It just makes it easier if everyone sends their own.



I don't want to miss someone out.


Why would you miss anyone out??

[T*]

Yes, the mole won't be revealed until the final.


I smell a lawsuit

[Morgan.]

wait what secret guest

Rose McGowan (Scott)

[Jamie89]

Eek! Sorry I'm late! Am i too late to post my outfit? :worry:

[Will.]

There are 2 guests tonight.

One is Scott.

One is the mole.

[Morgan.]

Btw I had to send my design twice be links, so use the PM titled 'Bachelor Design 2.0'

[Will.]

Eek! Sorry I'm late! Am i too late to post my outfit? :worry:

No, you're not! please PM scott (Just Rose) your entry.

[Morgan.]

I feel a double elimination coming on.

[Will.]

I will start by showing my selected make up.

EYE MAKE UP: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pretty+blue+make+up&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiemPXeotzKAhWCgBoKHcJjA_0Q_AUIBygB#imgr c=tBbV3mDT723vdM%3A

LIPSTICK: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pretty+blue+lipstick&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifq7S6g9rKAhVCxhoKHYTPBQAQ_AUIBygB%23im grc=XWdrKIQE7wxcRM:#imgrc=_r49vbURs07EXM%3A

EARRINGS:https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=earring+with+kirk+written+i&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYjuaLgtrKAhVFOxoKHYpMAtcQ_AUIBygB#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=earring+with+kirk+written+in&imgrc=ll0SHp0KWghCQM%3A

I will first of all arrive wearing this beautiful blue dress that really brings out my features. As you can see, the design and fit is truly stunning and suits me perfectly.

DRESS 1: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=turquoise+dress&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjXge_I_9nKAhUCtRoKHfbIAdEQ_AUICCgC#imgr c=NrioLF1KOcz7EM%3A

SHOES: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=earrings+with+'kirk'&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi098OlgdrKAhVE2RoKHTPdDsoQ_AUICCgC#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=beatiful+blue+heels&imgrc=3livGz3w2P2VTM%3A

Although this is stunning, it can change to suit Kirk! It becomes this elegant, short dress that is even more fitting for the occasion and is truly one of the best I can offer.

DRESS 2: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=really+pretty+dress&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9z6iS_NnKAhVDvBoKHSpGBAQQ_AUIBygB#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=stunning+dress&imgrc=uj9rheALqYCZMM%3A

Finally, I can get undressed to get into bed and really impress Kirk, sticking with the blue theme.

SLEEPWEAR: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pretty+sleepwear&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie1KSEgNrKAhVB0hoKHbWhCswQ_AUICCgC#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=pretty+blue+sleepwear&imgrc=sb_gSGqRHcEnpM%3A

This puts an end to my best dressed entry, and I really hope you consider me as I really do believe I deserve this immunity.

I'm not sure how active I'll be tonight, my internet is really playing up and my dads co vinced we'll have to watch a film but I don't want to and he does, so I'm go apnea try me best to be here. If I start running a bath slowly in a min and get in at 8, there's a possibility I'll be on.

Professor Smooth's entry. (Courtney)

[Amy Jade]

The Mole is on Tom's vagina :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Eek! Sorry I'm late! Am i too late to post my outfit? :worry:

Not the bin bag dress and paper bag over your head outfit again?:smug:

[Will.]

This is my naughty nurse outfit. Come on Kirky love it's time for your sponge bath!

http://www.halloweenmart.com/media/core/CQM305_NAUGHTY_NURSE_FRONT.JPG.jpg

JohnnyUK123 entry (Betty).

[Will.]

Serving up Blade Runner realness.

http://www.annexmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/NicholasK_AnnexMag.jpg

Dezzy (Johanna's) entry.

[Morgan.]

JohnnyUK123 entry (Courtney).

I'm Courtney.

[Will.]

I've gone for 100% Gucci, and made sure the colours suit each other well
Dress:
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/f1143c926b898191c0889e3e5651c4e8.jpg
Earrings: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/18fe7ed20f22b46c7a9765f8c1b50bf7.jpg
Lipstick: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/a38bde29324d6c2ca4f30f49b7051d13.jpg
Eye shadow:
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/65eb3c840c5e7d6870cf48d73251ee57.jpg
Bag: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/cec080c4e51bfe7f0214c764388bcb11.jpg
Inspired by the chic streets of Florence, this outfit is beautiful and sophisticated, and will make the wearer (me :flutter:) look stunning no matter where or who they're with.

Tom (Tiffany's) entry.

[Jamie89]

No, you're not! please PM scott (Just Rose) your entry.

Ok done :)

Welcome back slut by the way, Amy Jade

[Will.]

http://i.imgur.com/khNQIcA.png

Since some hoes round here suffer from incontience and will probably pee their knickers (which are not around their ankles, a rarity for some) I've just pulled this outfit together in the last few minutes

i know you slags probably thought you were on pornhub but no, you're still on TiBB but try not to finger yourselves too hard at this cheeky pic I had taken before my awards evening for all of the work I too for the poor women imprisoned without their vibrators in the convents xx

Margarine (Candice's) entry.

[Jamie89]

I have two outfits btw, depending on the occasion :smug:

[Amy Jade]

Ok done :)

Welcome back slut by the way, Amy Jade

Thanks love!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbw1vZKS81qkd97m.gif

[Will.]

Mitzeeee's Outfit

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/651967/651967_in_m2.jpg

Temperley London: Klementina embellished tulle mini dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/640215/640215_in_s.jpg

Giuseppe Zanotti: Patent- leather sandals in nude

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/648231/648231_in_s.jpg

Edie Parker: Lara Backlit glittered acrylic box clutch

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/430369/430369_in_s.jpg

Givenchy: Round earrings in baby-pink lacquered brass and crystal

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/645153/645153_in_s.jpg

Monica Vinader: Vega rose gold-plated, diamond and rock crystal ring

Hair

http://www.thepinkbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/romantic-wedding-hair-updo-6.jpg

Beauty

http://www.bombette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/16e93f29f3d475221b9461d7ebb8ece9.jpg



Amy Jade (Mitzeeee's) entry.

[Jamie89]

This bitch doesn't do ONE oufit :idc:

[Morgan.]

This bitch doesn't do ONE oufit :idc:

Tbh I did three.

[T*]

Mizeeee

[Will.]

The mole is currently selecting their favourite.

[Morgan.]

*their*

[Johnnyuk123]

http://i.imgur.com/JylwTx6.gif

[Jamie89]

So have I won yet or what?

[Morgan.]

When will the result be announced Will?

[Will.]

I can reveal...

[Jason.]

screaming @ Cal having a pass to the final :joker:

[Will.]

That the contestant who was selected as the best dressed is Amy Jade (Mitzeeee)

Congratulations and well done, Amy! Your are immune from tonights elimination!

Now, onto the least dressed...

[Morgan.]

We'll done Amy, you really deserved that!

[Jamie89]

Well done Amy

[Johnnyuk123]

It's a fix!:fist:

[Jamie89]

It's a fix!:fist:

The only thing that needs fixing is your saggy tits, bitch

[Will.]

I can reveal that the first contestant selected as the worst dressed and facing elimination is...

[Morgan.]

The only thing that needs fixing is your saggy tits, bitch

[2]

[Johnnyuk123]

Your all jealous!

[Will.]

LaDaysha (Jamie89)

You are facing tonights elimination.

[Morgan.]

*you're*

[T*]

Bad luck x

[Johnnyuk123]

Hahahaha i knew that hoe would get picked for worst dressed. :joker::joker::joker:

[Morgan.]

OMG Jamie, I'm so sorry for you :(

This elimination will be so tough as it's PvP!

[T*]

*you're*


I don't know if you realise this but your entry was literally some Google search terms

[Will.]

The results on the second worst dressed will be in a minute.

[Johnnyuk123]

We all know her normal outfit is her birthday suit. No wonder she got picked.:smug:

[Jamie89]

D: Oh no :bawling:

I'm disappointed but I'm not surprised. I don't normally wear clothes so I knew I'd struggle with this task. I respect the judges decision though and congratulations to all the other contestants (except the VILE BITCH Johnny) :)

[Cal.]

screaming @ Cal having a pass to the final :joker:

http://i.imgur.com/JMmHzja.gif?1

[Morgan.]

I don't know if you realise this but your entry was literally some Google search terms

I just checked and they came up with images?

[T*]

I just checked and they came up with images?


Nope it's just google images

[T*]

"really pretty dress"
"pretty blue necklace"

[Will.]

The result is in...

[Morgan.]

It's probably me because my links didn't work!

[Morgan.]

"really pretty dress"
"pretty blue necklace"

I wasn't sure how to get multiple images into the same post.

[Will.]

I can reveal that the second contestant selected as the worst dress is...

[Amy Jade]

I liked your entry ProfessorSmooth, you could tell you put thought into it

[Amy Jade]

Ohhh thank you Scott!

[Morgan.]

I liked your entry ProfessorSmooth, you could tell you put thought into it

Thanks, but it's probably still me up!

[Jamie89]

I have a shocking secret to reveal if I stay :fan:

[Amy Jade]

Thanks, but it's probably still me up!

Hopefully not! Don't want you and Jamie to go :(

[Morgan.]

I have a shocking secret to reveal if I stay :fan:

You have a ... Doesn't matter.

[Will.]

Candice (Margarine.)

You're facing elimination.

It's a head to head between LaDaysha and Candice.

Who goes? Kirk decides?

Let's connect the live feed to the Caribbean.

It's time for the elimination (Rose Ceremony).

[Johnnyuk123]

I have a shocking secret to reveal if I stay :fan:

You've found those golf ball bum beads?:smug:

[Morgan.]

What?!? OMG, thanks for saving me! Did the links work or was I just lucky?

[Margarine.]

i'll fookin kill you all you bachelor scum

[Jamie89]

You've found those golf ball bum beads?:smug:

Yes and if you could see them you'd be truly shocked :fist:

[Morgan.]

Yes and if you could see them you'd be truly shocked :fist:

So is the secret you're the mole?

[Margarine.]

What?!? OMG, thanks for saving me! Did the links work or was I just lucky?

It's just a game hun you don't have to wet your knickers at the prospect of elimination you're not going to win anyway x

[Will.]

Kirk, it's time for the Rose Ceremony.

Please reveal which contestant you are giving the rose to.

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

LaDaysha and Candice, one of you is about to be eliminated.

I wish you both the best of luck.

[Morgan.]

It's just a game hun you don't have to wet your knickers at the prospect of elimination you're not going to win anyway x

I know I'm not going to win, at the end of the day it's a popularity contest and I've not been here long enough - but I'd like a decent chance and get to know people better. It's an experience and I just want to see as much of it through as I can.

[Amy Jade]

I like both up, both have made me laugh so ill be sad for either to go :(

[Margarine.]

I know I'm not going to win, at the end of the day it's a popularity contest and I've not been here long enough - but I'd like a decent chance and get to know people better. It's an experience and I just want to see as much of it through as I can.

Perhaps you should enrol in Frenchy's School of Oral Sex and try again next year duck x

[Morgan.]

Perhaps you should enrol in Frenchy's School of Oral Sex and try again next year duck x

I don't want to compete for anyone but Kirk.

[Will.]

Kirk, please reveal which contestant you are giving the rose to.

Candice (Margarine) or LaDaysha (Jamie89)

[Margarine.]

I don't want to compete for anyone but Kirk.

You're not taking part in the rose ceremony just yet babes you don't have to suck ass x

Although you were eliminated once before so I can understand your reasons

[Jamie89]

:worry:

[Margarine.]

I've never liked roses anyway, the only pricks I like are the suckable kind x

[Morgan.]

You said the elimination wasn't straight forward. Probably means that everyone who's 'safe' is actually facing the ceremony but I don't know.

[Will.]

The planned elimination had a little bit of fun added but due to lack of time the added fun isn't taking place.

[T*]

You said the elimination wasn't straight forward. Probably means that everyone who's 'safe' is actually facing the ceremony but I don't know.


if it is actually a rehash of yesterday's twist then this is a joke

[Morgan.]

The planned elimination had a little bit of fun added but due to lack of time the added fun isn't taking place.


I don't know whether or not to be relieved?

[Jamie89]

the added fun isn't taking place.


You're telling me :idc:

(jks :joker:)

[Margarine.]

My time is valuable I've got clients I could be meeting x

[Will.]

I don't know whether or not to be relieved?

It was nothing big, just a small added touch to make it funnier.

[Morgan.]

It was nothing big, just a small added touch to make it funnier.

What was this small, added touch if you don't mind me asking?

[T*]

What was this small, added touch if you don't mind me asking?


We catapult you into a brick wall

[Amy Jade]

My time is valuable I've got clients I could be meeting x

Cheating on Kirk? :omgno:

[Morgan.]

We catapult you into a brick wall

At this point in time, I'd be okay with that :joker:

[Will.]

What was this small, added touch if you don't mind me asking?

The two contestant facing elimination were going to take part in a Bitch War, basically slagging each other off as much as possible whilst Kirk watches.

[Margarine.]

Cheating on Kirk? :omgno:

I've got the lined up so I can start working again when I leave the competition, a chick has to do what a chick has to do to feed her seven kiddies x

[Morgan.]

The two contestant facing elimination were going to have a Bitch War, basically slagging each other off as much as possible whilst Kirk watches.

Tbh we should do this anyway.

[Margarine.]

The two contestant facing elimination were going to have a Bitch War, basically slagging each other off as much as possible whilst Kirk watches.

I'll take part in this love but I'll involve everyone x

[Morgan.]

I'll take part in this love but I'll involve everyone x

You probably mean that too:joker:

[Will.]

If Jamie and Margarine feel comfortable then the Bitch War can take place whilst we wait for Kirk. x

[Amy Jade]

I'm not a bitch so I wouldn't be able to partake :hee:

[Morgan.]

I'm not a bitch si I wouldn't be able to partake :hee:

[2]

[Margarine.]

Jamie's extensions are from Claire's Accessories x

[Jamie89]

These were my outfits btw since they weren't posted in here:

Formal wear (kindly modeled by Johnny):
https://wickedwaists.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/red-pvc-victorian-dress2-opt.jpg

Nightwear:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/NCEnder/astroblog/01_Aries_Dominatrix.jpg


I didn't have a lot of time :fist:

[Morgan.]

These were my outfits btw since they weren't posted in here:

Formal wear (kindly modeled by Johnny):
https://wickedwaists.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/red-pvc-victorian-dress2-opt.jpg

Nightwear:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/NCEnder/astroblog/01_Aries_Dominatrix.jpg


I didn't have a lot of time :fist:

Mmm latex.

[Margarine.]

those outfits are only PVC because the semen of multiple men washes off easier x

[Morgan.]

So when's this result coming? Is there a 'not straight forwards' twist after or was that the war?

[T*]

The two contestant facing elimination were going to take part in a Bitch War, basically slagging each other off as much as possible whilst Kirk watches.


well
it's good that it didn't happen

[Will.]

Kirk are you here? And ready to reveal the contestant you are eliminating?

[Jamie89]

If Jamie and Margarine feel comfortable then the Bitch War can take place whilst we wait for Kirk. x

Oh I just noticed this, is this happening, or is it an elimination?
What's happening?
What's going on?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3196703/karen-walker-what-s-this-o.gif

[Morgan.]

Oh I just noticed this, is this happening, or is it an elimination?
What's happening?
What's going on?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3196703/karen-walker-what-s-this-o.gif

It's sorta happening.

[Will.]

We are currently waiting for Kirk to reveal who is being eliminated.

LaDaysha or Candice (Jamie89 or Margarine)

[Jamie89]

Ok then well, one, two, three, four, I declare a Bitch war...

You're a bitch tbh

[Amy Jade]

This bitch war happening?

[Will.]

I have said whilst we wait for Kirk, Jamie and Margarine can take part in it... if they wish.

[Morgan.]

We are currently waiting for Kirk to reveal who is being eliminated.

LaDaysha or Candice (Jamie89 or Margarine)

Is the skype having technical difficulty? Or are you on budget FaceTime?

[Jamie89]

(Kirk's not online btw)

[Will.]

Me waiting for Kirk to answer the Skype call:

http://www.etonline.com/tv/2015/06/24156823/640_unreal_constance_zimmer.jpg

[Amy Jade]

I bet that slut Minigina or whatever drugged him!

[Morgan.]

(Kirk's not online btw)

Great.

[Will.]

Recently released photo's of Adam before he walked:

http://gifs.mic.com/d5r416yyulpzwmme0pkh1k8vizpgpfslo1v8drmxotac3wyvty lxz1kbd9kxqtdg.gif
https://ewvox.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/unreal104.jpg

[Jamie89]

I bet that slut Minigina or whatever drugged him!

Kirk when he's with Mingeater:
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvkxuOxiQ1qbn691.gif

[Will.]

I do apologise for the delay in the elimination reveal.

Hopefully Kirk will be on soon.

[Morgan.]

I do apologise for the delay in the elimination reveal.

Hopefully Kirk will be on soon.

I wanna go to sleep soon but I don't want to miss a twist xD

[Morgan.]

Yeah, bye guys. Be back in the morning to see who went.

[Will.]

Still no sign of Kirk, apologise again.

Hopefully there will be a result by the morning.

[kirklancaster]

Iapologise to you all for last night's absence - my internet kept crashing and was really slow when it was on and taking ages to load. It finally crashed and did not come on until 3 am by which time everyone was asleep.

[Morgan.]

Iapologise to you all for last night's absence - my internet kept crashing and was really slow when it was on and taking ages to load. It finally crashed and did not come on until 3 am by which time everyone was asleep.

Who's going home then? Margarine or Jamie?

[kirklancaster]

Who's going home then? Margarine or Jamie?

I have pm'd Will, Prof, and am awaiting his response, but I believe that tonight it is MY turn to 'run the show' so be prepared for some hard 'ass-kicking' and a task or two which will help me decide just who makes it through to the next stage. :D

[kirklancaster]

An important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

It is with huge regret, that after deep and prolonged consultation with the MOLE who has been secretly but actively advising me, I am eliminating the lovely Margarine.

This decision has not been lightly taken, and I wish this beautiful and sassy HOT chick all the best for her future.

Margarine - you have been eliminated, please say your goodbyes.

[Will.]

Over the next two days Kirk will be taking over the game and running the game - producing tasks and deciding your fate.

Good luck sluts.

I will see you back here on Saturday where the semi finalists will go head to head to make the final!

Will - Bachelor host.

[kirklancaster]

Another important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

Margarine has been eliminated, but tonight, one of you remaining sirens will be joining her.

If you do not want that evictee to be you, then I suggest you pay attention to the first of tonight's tasks, which I am announcing now to give you time to prepare.

TASK ONE - Part One

Each of you must answer the following questions - as truthfully, as wittily, and as bitchingly as you wish

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?
4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.



POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

[kirklancaster]

TASK ONE - Part Two

We have been in a loving, hot relationship for FIVE years but I have met and fallen in love with someone else. We have no children and are not married or engaged, but we live together.

Each of you must write me the most passionate, romantic, and moving love letter to try to make me come to my senses and stay with you.


POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

[Amy Jade]

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
I think all the girls are beautiful in their own way, they all have something about them that make them worthy of being here so I'll say Betty because she's super super old and she has a dusty vagina

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
I'll say Tiffany, I forgot the basic bitch was even here. All she does is talk about herself and all the celebrity's she's slept with like Paul Danan, David Van Day and Wayne Rooney. Such a slut.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?*
I can't just pick one because I love most of the girls to be honest and I think I would be good friends with Betty, Courtney, LaDaysha and Johanna.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.
I actually have no idea, whoever you feel the least connection with - I would say Mingianna but she's got a free pass which is undeserved because she was totally sexting Anthony Costa from Blue while she was on holiday with Kirk.

[Jamie89]

Thank you so much for not elimination me D: I thought I was a goner. But my love for you is long, and hard, and almost doubles in size when I'm around you. And I mean that from the heart :love: x

[kirklancaster]

Thank you so much for not elimination me D: I thought I was a goner. But my love for you is long, and hard, and almost doubles in size when I'm around you. And I mean that from the heart :love: x

:laugh: LIAR! - you mean it from some part of your anatomy a little lower down the body than your 'heart'. :joker:

[kirklancaster]

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
I think all the girls are beautiful in their own way, they all have something about them that make them worthy of being here so I'll say Betty because she's super super old and she has a dusty vagina

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
I'll say Tiffany, I forgot the basic bitch was even here. All she does is talk about herself and all the celebrity's she's slept with like Paul Danan, David Van Day and Wayne Rooney. Such a slut.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?*
I can't just pick one because I love most of the girls to be honest and I think I would be good friends with Betty, Courtney, LaDaysha and Johanna.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.
I actually have no idea, whoever you feel the least connection with - I would say Mingianna but she's got a free pass which is undeserved because she was totally sexting Anthony Costa from Blue while she was on holiday with Kirk.

I applaud you A.J. for having the courage to go first.

And I will say that I'm impressed with your response - you have set the bar really high.

Well done Hot Lips.

[Jamie89]

Task one part one:

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?

This is a really difficult one because compared to me, they all have varying degrees of repulsiveness. But it has to be Betty. It's not just that she's repulsive, but she's so repulsive that when goes outside she has to wear a tag around her ankle with her national insurance number on it incase she gets stopped by animal patrol. I mean, the mirrors in the house won't even look at her. And the only reason she thinks she's attractive is because she was raised in a farm by cows. And to be fair, by cow standards, she's not that bad (if you're into that sort of thing), but judging her purely by human standards, she's a 0/10 I'm afraid.

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

Hmm, I'm going to say the most boring is Johanna. But this is only because she's the newest to the mansion and I haven't seen anything of her yet. Just the thought of trying to get to know another desperate bitch bores me to tears.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

Good question :think: Probably all of them to a degree as in the real world I'm pretty easy going and get on with anyone. But if I have to pick one it would probably be Mitzeeee. I'm not sure why, she just seems like an open book type, which I like in a person. I would pick more than one if I could though to be honest.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.
I would evict Mingeater (or whatever it's name is) for tactical reasons:
1) I think she's the strongest competition to win.
2) She's more likely to win the prizes and take the spotlight from us other gals.
2) She's someone who I consider likely to be the mole, if she was eliminated it would rule her out.

[Morgan.]

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why

Each and all of the girls are beatiful I their own way just as much as they are physically repulsive. That's why I'm choosing Jamie, who is old as my nan and can't help but try to act 'cool'.

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

Purely because I haven't seen him as much as the others, I'm going to say Johnny. The reason I say Johnny, is, again because I haven't seen him too much, but also I find his bickers with Jamie boring.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

I'm not sure if you already knew, but Amy Jade, obviously. She is so down to earth, genuine and really looks out for me. She's beautiful too.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.

Ah, I can't choose Cal because of their pass to the final so I'm going to have to go with Tom. As well as being super popular on the forum, Tom has knowledge of the game and knows exactly what Kirk wants.

[Jamie89]

I've written my thing for part 2, do I post that now as well, or later?

[Morgan.]

TASK ONE - Part Two

We have been in a loving, hot relationship for FIVE years but I have met and fallen in love with someone else. We have no children and are not married or engaged, but we live together.

Each of you must write me the most passionate, romantic, and moving love letter to try to make me come to my senses and stay with you.


POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

Kirk, by time you read this I will be waiting at the airport for our anniversary holiday to Paris.

You haven't cottoned on yet, but I know you're in love with another girl and I understand, we haven't been as close lately. She may have all the perks of a new, fresh relationship but I am the one who has loved you since day 1 and stood up for everything you have said.

I don't want you to cut all ties with this mystery lady, I just want to meet her. The fact I don't know who it is really annoys me, and maybe I can even learn some tips, things that you enjoy more.

You see, these last five years have been nothing but fun, hot love for me and I, and hopefully you, have enjoyed ever single second. I would really like you to come to your senses and see exactly why we should be together, forever. Yeah, we may not be married or engaged, and yeah we may not have children but this really is something I plan to have within the next five years. As we head to Paris for our 5 year anniversary, I hope we can get engaged and set a date for the wedding of our dreams.

It'll be just how you want it; the location, the food, the company, the aftermath. Everything can be set in stone with the click of my fingers and this really is what I want for us.

I really do hope this has changed your mind, because the plane leaves in 6 hours.

Love, Courtney.

XOXO

[Jamie89]

TASK ONE - Part Two

Kirk, I've tried to find the words to say,
Just what you mean to me,
I think about you every day,
But now can't seem to speak,

Or see past this scenario's madness,
I was always your special bunny,
Which is why this message is tinged with sadness,
Instead of something funny,

5 years I think is long enough,
To know if your heart desires me,
And if that's no longer the case, it's rough,
But as long as you're truly happy,

It's not a question of win/defeat,
It's knowng you entirely,
And although I don't believe I'll meet,
Someone like you I'll gladly,

Step aside
I know right, OMG! That's not like me,
Step aside
If you need me to, if you need to fly free,

I won't try and change your mind,
I know you won't take the decision lightly,
So if we part, from the other side,
I'll say with an almighty,

Heavy heart and sober mind,
That if you become a memory,
It will be the greatest one of my whole life,
And whoever it's with, you choose to be,

They'll be undeniably,
Unmistakably,
Incomparably,
Lucky.

I guess I found the words to say just what you mean to me :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?

This one is dead easy. It has to be Jamie! I can only look at her when she has a bag over her head
and even then you can see that someone very fugly is beneath the bag.

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

Again it's Jamie. When i post something about the slag she tries to throw a remark
back but fails miserably every time. She so wants to be me.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general
- which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

It would have to be Amy Jade. She is clever and funny and can stick up for herself unlike that Jamie bitch who only
sticks things in herself. eg: bum beads the size of golf balls.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.

1: I would evict that trollop Jamie.
She think a family bucket from KFC is for one person.

2: She foolishly believes that she is good looking when we all know that she ain't and the only
bloke who would go for her is one with a guide dog.

3. She's a total sh-it stirrer as we have all witnessed on here. I have been nothing
but kind and gracious towards her yet she has been nothing but rude and obnoxious to me in return.
My Mother taught me to always take pity on the afflicted.
So yes I do pity the day that i met the fugly club foot golf ball bum bead heffer.

[Jamie89]

I :love: my haters for keeping me at the forefront of Kirk's mind http://i1050.photobucket.com/albums/s407/TheyCallMeG-92/tumblr_m3dcdcFlNK1qkf9g6.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

My letter to my Darling Kirky.

Dear Darling Kirky,
you are my needle and i am your thread
and together we can stitch Jamies gob up before bed
as we look at the sunset and then at the stars
together we'll watch that fat cow fly so far
she'll fly over the moon and into the meadow
then off to the abattoir to make mince meat for tesco
Kirky no one will love you the way that i do
even my knee pads have the words i love you
together we'll get tattoo's to prove our love is true
mine will say love you kirky
yours will be on your cock
and say....
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Betty loves you.:love:

[Morgan.]

Is the live task before the elimination?

[Johnnyuk123]

Where is everyone?

[Morgan.]

Where is everyone?

Where is Will?

[Jamie89]

I'm here Kirk my love :love:

[kirklancaster]

are we all here? Stand by:

[Johnnyuk123]

are we all here - stcand by:

Yes i am here my love.:hug:

[Jamie89]

Some people don't care about you enough to show up :bawling:

[Morgan.]

are we all here? Stand by:

I am so ready to win your heart my love :love:

[kirklancaster]

the others have until 20 past 8 to get here or we play without them and one of the absentees will be eliminated.

[Johnnyuk123]

the others have until 20 past 8 to get here or we play without them and one of the absentees will be eliminated.


Bang on right Kirky!:dance:

[Morgan.]

the others have until 20 past 8 to get here or we play without them and one of the absentees will be eliminated.


I hope one (except Amy) forgets to turn up!

[Jamie89]

the others have until 20 past 8 to get here or we play without them and one of the absentees will be eliminated.


Too right :fist:

[Morgan.]

We are only missing Tom, Dezzy and Amy, we could probably start without them *runs and hides*

[Jamie89]

Bang on right Kirky!:dance:

Maybe you should log off for a bit hun

[Johnnyuk123]

Maybe you should log off for a bit hun

Maybe you should put some knickers on for a change?:smug:

[Cal.]

Why are these bitches all saying me to be evicted?http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee40e60d0d4452bf549385475e5b9ff0/tumblr_nslcheVMyQ1ty3dhco1_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

Kirk's Song
(to the tune of Fight Song by Rachel Platten)

Such a fat bitch, with her legs open
Mingianna walked in here, straight from the ocean
Thank god the dyke went first
Betty's stirring up a potion
Because she's a hag witch
Like that green bird who sang for Frozen

I think Kirk will pick his Bride
If he goes with Tiffany he's got ****ed up eyes
He can make me scream all night
Just give me a rose or else tonight

I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth
I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh
I can turn Kirk on
I will not let Courtney win
I'll fight them all offfff
And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves
Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight

The girls are all losing sleep because Johanna is obese
She snores so bad
She snores so bad

And all these things I need to say they will come out today
I will slay these silly hoes
I love Adam and Liv thooo

I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth
I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh
I can turn Kirk on
I will not let Courtney win
I'll fight them all offfff
And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves
Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight

This is my last verse
I'm late but Kirk will be perched
Cus I'm his favourite Broad

Betty's dildos turned on
Mingianna screws without a condom
Tiffany reuses her tamponnnns

And I don't really care if I have to snatch some weaves cus I'm gonna win this and be Kirky's hot housewife
Yeah im gonna win and be cast on Real Housewives...

[Morgan.]

Why are these bitches all saying me to be evicted?http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee40e60d0d4452bf549385475e5b9ff0/tumblr_nslcheVMyQ1ty3dhco1_250.gif

Tbf I didn't.

But only because you have a finale pass.

[Jamie89]

Amy :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

BEFORE WE DEAL WITH TASK ONE RESULTS - HERE IS TASK TWO:

CHART POSERS
FIRST CORRECT ANSWER WINS THE POINTS:

A) IF THIS CURRENT CHART ENTRY HAD ANOTHER WORD ADDED IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS TITLE IT WOULD ALSO BE THE TITLE OF A TOM CRUISE FILM.

1 point for naming the single
1 point for naming the female co-star of the Tom Cruise film.

[T*]

Can I post task one now? I've been really busy

[Johnnyuk123]

Jamie the fat sloth! So true Amy.:thumbs:

[T*]

Mission Impossible??

[kirklancaster]

Can I post task one now? I've been really busy

YES TOM.

[Jamie89]

Eyes wide shut
Nicole kidman

[kirklancaster]

Mission Impossible??

NO TOM.

[Johnnyuk123]

Legs wide open starring Jamie.

[Cal.]

I don't have to do this do I?

[Morgan.]

Eyes Shut. Nicole Kidman.

[T*]

Also can we calm down with amount of tasks :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Eyes wide shut
Nicole kidman

More like 'Legs Wide Open' for you!

[Jamie89]

eyes shut is the single

[kirklancaster]

eyes wide shut
nicole kidman

correct jamie.

Eyes shut.
Nicole kidman.

2 points - well done.

[Jamie89]

More like 'Legs Wide Open' for you!

Only for Kirk :hee:

[Will.]

I don't have to do this do I?

No.

[kirklancaster]

B) THIS POP SENSATION SOUNDS LIKE A LAPTOP BRAND.

1 point for naming the artiste.
1 point for naming the artiste's current Top Ten chart hit.

[Cal.]

lmao @ all these bitches

[Amy Jade]

I'm crap at trivia can I just suck dicq for a few points?

[Morgan.]

Justin Bieber (JB) Love Yourself?

[Jamie89]

Adele
Hello

[kirklancaster]

I'm crap at trivia can I just suck dicq for a few points?

Yes PLEEEEEASE. :laugh:

[T*]

Another important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk



Margarine has been eliminated, but tonight, one of you remaining sirens will be joining her.



If you do not want that evictee to be you, then I suggest you pay attention to the first of tonight's tasks, which I am announcing now to give you time to prepare.



TASK ONE - Part One



Each of you must answer the following questions - as truthfully, as wittily, and as bitchingly as you wish



1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.







POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.


1: Mitzeeeee makes me want to Pukeeeeee because she's so fakeeeeee and has a mole on her pusseeeeeee
2: ProfessorSmooth? More like ProfessorSnooze
she don't interest me one bit
3: Mingianna seems very fun and exciting so I want to be her BFF, she's the least smelly and ugly one out of the rest too!
4: Betty
-She smells
-She don't talk
-I caught her drinking from the toilet

[kirklancaster]

adele
hello

correct again jamie - you are romping away with this. 2 more points.

[T*]

Adele
Hello

[T*]

For ****s sake

[Jamie89]

correct again jamie - you are romping away with this. 2 more points.

We're on the same wavelength :hee:

#meanttobe

[Johnnyuk123]

correct again jamie - you are romping away with this. 2 more points.

She was romping away earlier with 6 illegal immigrants.:smug:

[kirklancaster]

C) THIS CHARTSTER SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED A BANDAGE AND TO START CROUCHING WHEN GOING THROUGH DOORWAYS.

1 point for naming the act.
1 point for naming the hit.

[Morgan.]

Shawn Mendez Stitches?

[T*]

Diplo
Be right there

[kirklancaster]

NOPE.

[Jamie89]

Snakehips
All my friends
?

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeeee makes me want to Pukeeeeee because she's so fakeeeeee and has a mole on her pusseeeeeee

Been staring have you to see what a vagina looks like that hasn't been destroyed through over use?

[Morgan.]

Dawin - Dessert?

[Amy Jade]

Rachel Platten - Stand By You?

[T*]

Bang my head David guetta

[kirklancaster]

Why is this one so hard???

No one correct yet.

[Jamie89]

Bang my head David guetta

Yeah it'll be that I bet

[Johnnyuk123]

Bang my head David guetta

Your more bang your head on your bed headboard.:smug:

[T*]

Been staring have you to see what a vagina looks like that hasn't been destroyed through over use?


Have a shave!!

[kirklancaster]

bang my head david guetta

correct tom - 2 points - well done.

[Amy Jade]

Have a shave!!

Kirk likes the natural look :smug:

[T*]

correct tom - 2 points - well done.


YASSS

[T*]

Kirk likes the natural look :smug:


Natural isn't having dreadlocks trailing from your flaps!!

[kirklancaster]

D) IS THIS CHART ACT's HIT FATTENNING?

1 point for naming the act.
1 point for naming the hit.

[Amy Jade]

Natural isn't having dreadlocks trailing from your flaps!!

You managed to have a look in a mirror without it smashing did you

[Jamie89]

Sugar
Robin Shultz

[Morgan.]

Robin Shulz - Sugar

[Morgan.]

Thought I had that one too!

[Jamie89]

or

Peanut butter jelly
galantis

[Jamie89]

or dessert
dawin

[kirklancaster]

sugar
robin shultz

another 2 points jamie.

[Jamie89]

If I can only guess once, I'm going with dessert

[Jamie89]

phew lol