TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[Will.]

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About the game:

As the show is designed, the series revolves around a single bachelor (deemed eligible) who starts with a pool of romantic interests (typically 10) from whom the bachelor is expected to select a wife. During the course of the season, the bachelor eliminates candidates, with the bachelor proposing marriage to his final selection. The participants travel to romantic and exotic locations for their adventures, and the conflicts in the series, both internal and external, stem from the elimination-style format of the show.



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Theme

The new series will have a Secret and Lies theme: "This gives the game a chance to really mess with the contestants as they wont know the fact from the fiction. On launch there will be a familiar twist take place! However deep down the twist has been re invented and once the game is over everyone will be shocked.

No one will expect this kind of shock, everyone will be put into a false sense of security, they will be all looking for the secrets on the inside but it's more of looking on the outside. It's an interesting launch twist and you won't hear about it until the final once the launch is over.

All I can say is just expect the unexpected, literally! I promise you won't see this coming. It also ties in with another announcement on launch but will anyone work out what is really going on behind the scenes?"


The elimination process

On each Bachelor episode, the bachelor interacts with the women and presents a rose to each woman he wishes to remain on the show. Those who do not receive a rose are eliminated. Eliminations are based upon the bachelor's personal feelings about each contestant, guided primarily by the impression made by each woman during dates or other events of the week. Most roses are presented at a rose ceremony at the end of each episode, but roses can also be bestowed on dates.

Kirk Lancaster is The Bachelor:

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"I'm very pleased to be the next 'Bachelor' Will, as this has been a really enjoyable romp, and I will be determined to ensure that next year's is just as entertaining and fun-filled. I would like more of that no-holds barred bitchy humour and really hope that more Tibb members get behind this as it is really fun. Looking forward to it, and my thanks to you, Who Is She, and the other 'contestants' for such a brilliant first game."

Winner

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam. (winner)

Eliminated contestants

Chaos - Caitlin (eliminated day 1)
Livia - Livia (eliminated day 2)
Dollface - Katerina (walked day 3)
Daniel-X - Tiara (eliminated day 4)
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV (eliminated day 5)
Candice - Magarine. (eliminated day 6)
Johanna Elizabetta Acosta - Dezzy (eliminated day 7)
Mingianna Jones - Who Is She? (removed day 8)
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth (eliminated day 8)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123 (eliminated day 9)
Mitzeeee - Amy Jade (eliminated day 9)
LaDaysha - Jamie89 (third place)
Tiffany - Tom* (runner up)


Summary

Launch - Chaos eliminated in twist, Dollface enters as late arrival.

Day 2 - Livia eliminated in surprise elimination.

Day 3 - True or False task! Katerina (Dollface) walks.

Day 4 - Trip to New York! New York Quiz! Tom arrives! 4 contestants sent to Haunted House who Kirk didn't select as part of a twist!

Day 5 - locked up contestants pleas revealed from the Haunted House, Super-V (LaQueef) eliminated! Pass to the final giving to Mingianna (Cal)! Adam and Amy Jade (Mercedes and Mitzeeee) walk. Dezzy (Johanna) enters!

Day 6 - Amy Jade (Mitzeeee) returns! Dress Up Bitch task! Just Rose and Mole select one contestant each to face elimination who they thought was the worst dressed. Kirk choices Margerine (Candice) to be eliminated.

Day 7 - Kirk takeovers and holds a series of task! Dezzy (Johanna) eliminated.

Day 8 - Mingianna Jones (Who Is She?) removed. Mercedes (Adam.) returns! Make an outfit and guess who said the quote task! Courtney (ProfessorSmooth) eliminated.

Day 9 - Meal Of Death! Questions asked to semi finalist about Kirk, Tiffany (Tom) given rose to the final first! We meet Kirk's mum (Chantelle Elizabeth Josephine Rothschild - Josy), she selects LaDaysha (Jamie89.) to receive second rose! Mercedes (Adam) receives third rose! Tiffany, LaDaysha and Mercedes 3 finalist!

Final - We meet the finalist friends and family! LaDaysha (Jamie89) eliminated in first rose ceremony! Tiffany (Tom) and Mercedes (Adam.) grilled in final interview! They both give their final plea! Mercedes (Adam.) chosen as the winner! Tiffany (Tom) selected as runner up!



Sponsorship

The new series is sponsored by the new upcoming game "The Mysterious Disappearance Of Eloine".

[Will.]

50 MINS TO GO!

[Morgan.]

Woop woop! I'm just thinking about the twist and possibly the person eliminated first is the real winner or there is actually another bachelor. I don't know though.

[Will.]

20 MINS!

[Amy Jade]

Aww I wish I'd applied I need a gentleman like Kirk in my life

[Morgan.]

Aww I wish I'd applied I need a gentleman like Kirk in my life

You should have, I could do with someone I know in there :joker:

[Will.]

Aww I wish I'd applied I need a gentleman like Kirk in my life

Well, you never know. :hehe:

[Morgan.]

Well, you never know. :hehe:

Is this a hint?:suspect:

[Will.]

Pushed back to 7:45PM, just need an extra 10 mins to get ready.

[Will.]

15 MINS TO GO!

[Johnnyuk123]

Aww I wish I'd applied I need a gentleman like Kirk in my life

Back off Amy Jade he's mine! :fist: :joker:

[Will.]

10 MINS!

[Will.]

5 MINS!

[Will.]

2 MINS!

[Will.]

WE ARE LIVE

[kirklancaster]

I am here Will.

[Johnnyuk123]

Yeah!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to season 3 of TiBB's The Bachelor!

xRy-1K0IarA

[Morgan.]

Here, but the opening titles are unavailable it said.

[Morgan.]

It's okay now.

[Morgan.]

10 would suit my character I think.

[Will.]

Tonight another group of dazzling single ladies are about to enter the mansion in the search to find true love.

Kirk is this years Bachelor and is beyond ready to find love!

But not only that, this season has a Secrets and Lies theme which will push our ladies to the limit.

Now, we're ready, the mansion is ready, Kirk is ready, shall we meet single lady number 1?

Sometimes a second chance is for the best...

[Johnnyuk123]

fingers crossed...:fc:

[Will.]

It's last years Bachelor, Who Is She?

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What is you name and age? Cal and YOU CANNOT KNOW MY AGE.

What part of the USA are you from? Idk new york

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? A rich one

Are you a wealthy chick? Obvs

Are you an aggressive chick? I'm a peacemaker

Do you have a game plan? No

Why are you going on The Bachelor? Bc I used to be the bachelorette

What are you best qualities? im sexah

Are you a team player? no

What would you do to win? **** the bachelor

[Will.]

Shall we meet contestant number 2?

Everyone deserves a chance...

[Morgan.]

Someone I know!



Thank god for making rankings for TiBB

[Will.]

It's Adam...

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What is you name and age? Adam 21

What part of the USA are you from? HomeTown

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? Full Throttle Mayhem I live on the Edge

Are you a wealthy chick? My ex Husband was a very wealthy man but I didn't marry him for his money promise

Are you an aggressive chick? Aggression is my middle name

Do you have a game plan? Yes of course

Why are you going on The Bachelor? To Win.. I mean find love

What are you best qualities? My looks darling

Are you a team player? When it suits me

What would you do to win?Get my Tits out.

[Jamie89]

Wooo Cal and Adam :clap1: Good luck!

[Will.]

And here's another one...

It's Jamie89


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What is you name and age?
Hi my name is Jamie and I'm 26 years young.

What part of the USA are you from?
I'm from Vegas baby. The land of bright lights and excitement and Trump merchandise. Being from Vegas I'm used to a gamble and I can assure the Batchelor that I'm a safe bet.

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
Drugs, pimps n guns tbh.

Are you a wealthy chick?
I'm not a wealthy chick but I hear the Batchelor is loaded. I'm not sure if that's money wise though, or in the trouser department, but either way it's cool. As my gran always used to say, 'Money isn't everything, girth is important too'.

Are you an aggressive chick?
I only have one aggressive bone in my body, which I look forward to waving in front of the other contestants jealous faces when I meet them.

Do you have a game plan?
My gameplan?
Step 1: Meet the batchelor
Step 2: Win
(With possibly the scalping of basic hoes in between, we'll see.)

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
I'm going on the batchelor for two reasons. One, to redeem myself. I took part in the last season and bombed out fairly early. And two, to get laid.

What are you best qualities?
I have many qualities. My looks, my personality...
...actually just the two qualities. But it's two more than my competitors :hee:

Are you a team player?
Yes I'm a team player, but if I need to step on a bitch then I will.

What would you do to win?
Everything up to (and including) anal tbh.

[Jamie89]

Great titles btw Will :clap1:

[Will.]

Thank you x

[Morgan.]

Yeah, I loved the design of them. Can't wait for my entrance, great people so far too!

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes nice work Will.

[Jamie89]

Me making an unforgettable entrance:

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[Johnnyuk123]

Me making an unforgettable entrance:

http://images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/26951/travelturkey-gif.gif?w=600

Trollop.:hehe:

[kirklancaster]

My juices are already running. It feels like Christmas all over again with the 3 contestants so far.... Hoe Hoe Hoe. :hehe:

[Will.]

It's Margarine

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What is you name and age?
Candice - 21

What part of the USA are you from?
Florida

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
I'm homecoming queen and runner-up in Miss Universe 2017, I'm the kind of person that is feared in life because I have enough money to spend on cosmetic procedures.

Are you a wealthy chick?
My daddy owns an oil ranch and mom is a high-class hooker, of course I'm rich.

Are you an aggressive chick?
I'll paint on a smile like I paint my toes but if you wrong me I've got contacts it the Russian maffia who'll make you regret making an enemy of me. I've made more enemies in my lifetime than Madonna has made terrrible songs.

Do you have a game plan?
Pick off my weakest opponents one by one and expose their flaws to the bachelor.

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
To boost my celebrity status and to perhaps release a best-selling sex tape and single at the end of it. To find love as well, obviously. I love the spotlight so I hope the bachelor can tame this chick.


What are you best qualities?
My designer vagina and my ability to get what I want.

Are you a team player?
If I will benefit individually by working in a team, then yes. Otherwise, not at all. The only team I've ever been apart of is the Eleventh Grade Gonnorhea club.

What would you do to win?
Stab a hoe and leave those skets wigless.

[Jamie89]

Trollop.:hehe:

You're just jealous of my giblets tbh :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.

[Morgan.]

Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.

See what you did there :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Designer vagina? When did primark start doing those?

[Johnnyuk123]

See what you did there :joker:

She spreads easily, a right trollop.

[kirklancaster]

Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.

:laugh: Margarine comes in handy Johnny - Ever see Brando in 'Last Tango In Paris'? :creep:

[Denver]

May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan

[Johnnyuk123]

You're just jealous of my giblets tbh :idc:

Kirky will be when he see's your third leg.:joker:

[Will.]

It's time to meet another...

[Morgan.]

May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan

Eject please Will. This is UNFAIR :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh: Margarine comes in handy Johnny - Ever see Brando in 'Last Tango In Paris'? :creep:

I prefer lard.:hehe:

[Jamie89]

Kirky will be when he see's your third leg.:joker:

My third leg will be pleased when it sees Kirk ;)

[kirklancaster]

I prefer lard.:hehe:

Nah - It leaves her dripping. :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

My third leg will be pleased when it sees Kirk ;)

Yeah well i'll suffocate Kirky with my bazookas! :dance:

[Jamie89]

May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan

FIX

[Will.]

It's Johnny123

What is you name and age? Betty Swallocks

What part of the USA are you from? Virginia

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? Gangsta rapper and a whoe

Are you a wealthy chick? Got gold teeth

Are you an aggressive chick? Yes

Do you have a game plan? To force Krik to love me innit

Why are you going on The Bachelor? To spread my flava

What are you best qualities? My bazzokas

Are you a team player? Depends who on mi team

What would you do to win? Blow Kirk and blow the others wiv mi illegal machine gun

[Jamie89]

Yeah well i'll suffocate Kirky with my bazookas! :dance:

He prefers the natural feel hunty :hee:

I've got the biggest boobs in Huddersfield and they're all mine

[Denver]

FIX

We met online and had cybersex and that was when I fell pregnant it was a one time thing promise

[Morgan.]

It's Johnny123

What is you name and age? Betty Swallocks

What part of the USA are you from? Virginia

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? Gangsta rapper and a whoe

Are you a wealthy chick? Got gold teeth

Are you an aggressive chick? Yes

Do you have a game plan? To force Krik to love me innit

Why are you going on The Bachelor? To spread my flava

What are you best qualities? My bazzokas

Are you a team player? Depends who on mi team

What would you do to win? Blow Kirk and blow the others wiv mi illegal machine gun

Does he/she have an image?

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm far too bootyfull for an image.

[Jamie89]

We met online and had cybersex and that was when I fell pregnant it was a one time thing promise

You need to be more careful where you put the dongle tbh

[Will.]

Next to enter is Daniel-X!

Why do you want to be on The Bachelor? I was on the Bachelor last season but failed at a shot of love with my man Cal. This time I'm back, I'm man hungry and craving attention. Tiara needs an on screen companion for her new reality TV Show Tiara On Top and Kirk is just my type. Rich, rich and rich. That's what I want and I need

Would you have a game plan? I played it too nice last series but this time the claws are out step in Tiaras way and expect a lot to come your way. No woman is going to ruin my chance at a shot of love with Kirk and I'll let tha be known now. I'm the AQOH (Asian Queen Of Household)

What would you do to win? Hmmm... Let me think... Anything. It was a hard life for me to become Beverly Hills number one socialite of 2015 (March 2015 in the east area of Beverly Hells technically) and I did everything I could to get to the top including locking Paris Hilton in a basement till Easter. I mean business and these girls better know it.

Describe yourself in three words? Sexy, Rich and a bitch

An interesting fact about yourself? I have six micro pigs! Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie. Oh and Rob... I keep him locked away in an attic though because the bitch started eating too much and got too fat and it just wasn't a good image on my behalf.

[Morgan.]

We met online and had cybersex and that was when I fell pregnant it was a one time thing promise

Promises get you nowhere. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

He prefers the natural feel hunty :hee:

I've got the biggest boobs in Huddersfield and they're all mine

Yeah but your boobs are around your ankles like a grannies.

[Will.]

It's ProfessorSmooth!

What is you name and age?

Hey y'all, I'm Courtney and I'm 20 years old.

What part of the USA are you from?

I'm originally from Toronto in Canada, but I recently moved to New York.

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?

I am fairly healthy and sensible in a work environment, but when I get out I like to hit some bars with the girlfriends.

Are you a wealthy chick?

I came from a privellaged background and attended a boarding school, let's just say that!

Are you an aggressive chick?

Only when I'm twisted the wrong way or when words are out into my mouth.

Do you have a game plan?

No, I'm going in to be myself and hopefully come out with the hunky guy you probably don't have lined up.

Why are you going on The Bachelor?

To get away from my ex who's pretty stalkerish and wants my heart back.

What are you best qualities?

Ill name three. I'm a good listener, I'm fairly bubbly and I often see the best, but more importantly worst, in people.

Are you a team player?

Only when I'm in a team where winning benefits me.

What would you do to win?

Anything. I'm timing this just about right so when I do win, my ex is back in prison.

[Jamie89]

Yeah but your boobs are around your ankles like a grannies.

Only when I'm bent over, love :smug:

[Morgan.]

3305Hey guys, I have arrived.

[Johnnyuk123]

Only when I'm bent over, love :smug:

So there down by your ankles a lot then?:hehe:

[Will.]

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[Morgan.]

Where are the images for the last three Will?

[Jamie89]

So there down by your ankles a lot then?:hehe:

Well I don't have a hunchback for nothing... I earned it baby!

[Johnnyuk123]

Well I don't have a hunchback for nothing... I earned it baby!

I knew that face rang a bell.

[Morgan.]

(I thought we were making up female names but seems not so oh well)

[Jamie89]

Where are the images for the last three Will?

Offensive material isn't allowed on TiBB so some of you can't have your pictures posted I'm afraid :(

[Will.]

Chaos, Amy Jade and Livia are the next three contestants to enter!

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[Morgan.]

Offensive material isn't allowed on TiBB so some of you can't have your pictures posted I'm afraid :(

'Scuse me, can you please stop shading me? At least wait until I've gotten down the stairs :joker:

[Jamie89]

(I thought we were making up female names but seems not so oh well)

I wasn't sure if everyone was or not :worry:

[Denver]

I wasn't sure if everyone was or not :worry:

Same here

Can I change mine to Charity Shop Dress?

[Jamie89]

'Scuse me, can you please stop shading me? At least wait until I've gotten down the stairs :joker:

Ok I'll give it 5 mins, but then the scalping begins :joker:

[Morgan.]

I really have gained a detailed insight into Chaos, Amy and Livia.

[Jamie89]

Same here

Can I change mine to Charity Shop Dress?

We all call you that already tbh :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ok I'll give it 5 mins, but then the scalping begins :joker:

I heard that your fave bell is the dinner bell.:hehe:

[Morgan.]

Same here

Can I change mine to Charity Shop Dress?

Would suit your launch night dress actually.

[Daniel-X]

I forgot about this Welp

[Denver]

We all call you that already tbh :idc:

Shut Up Netto

[Morgan.]

I heard that your fave bell is the dinner bell.:hehe:

No, that's mine :joker:

[Margarine.]

If all else fails I'll spread you all to death x

[Will.]

So there we have it,

Adam.
Who Is She?
Livia
Chaos
Daniel-X
Margarine
Amy Jade
Jamie89
Johnny123
Professor Smooth

Are these years contestants, oh wait it looks like 1 more is pulling up as we speak!

[Denver]

Would suit your launch night dress actually.

Doesn't matter what my dress looks like as it will be off soon as I see the Bachelor

[Johnnyuk123]

If all else fails I'll spread you all to death x

Try as you might but you won't melt my Kirky's heart!

[Jamie89]

I heard that your fave bell is the dinner bell.:hehe:

And yours is the one round your neck babez

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[Johnnyuk123]

And yours is the one round your neck babez

https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-347b83903a929453cbc6d2a415b0e80c?convert_to_webp=t rue

:joker::joker::joker:

[Morgan.]

OMG, I've got to go but I'll be back in 30mins or so.

[Will.]

About Chaos:

What is you name and age? Caitlin, 22 xo

What part of the USA are you from? Baltimore -gunshots go off in the background-

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? The luxury lifestyle xo

Are you a wealthy chick? ofc

Are you an aggressive chick? sadly so... major anger issues

Do you have a game plan? absolutely

Why are you going on The Bachelor? to win!!!

What are you best qualities? I'm a very caring person and I love helping people out

Are you a team player? Yep!

What would you do to win? Kill with kindness

sorry about that, i've been cleaning cause my mum gets back from africa in a few hours

[Johnnyuk123]

And yours is the one round your neck babez

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I'll wait until tomorrow before i tell the others about your cock ring. oops too late.:hehe:

[Will.]

The final contestant to enter is Super V

[Daniel-X]

- Aligns self to Candice and Cal and takes selfie which immediately gets 127 likes in ten seconds -

[Will.]

A group photo of all our ladies, and many who never made the final edit of the show.

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[Johnnyuk123]

Jamies the one at the back with the hump.

[Will.]

Ladies I have a big announcement...

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[Johnnyuk123]

orgy?

[Jamie89]

Jamies the one at the back with the hump.

I quite like this photo of me actually. I look so much better, y'know... by comparison... :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

I quite like this photo of me actually. I look so much better, y'know... by comparison... :idc:

As in comparison to a potato?
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[Will.]

Before you begin your epic journey to find love, I can reveal that...

[Jamie89]

As in comparison to a potato?
http://rs799.pbsrc.com/albums/yy280/oldupright/Funny%20Pics/Jay-Leno-Potato.jpg~c200

You after I've scalped you? ^

[Will.]

There's a mole amongst you!

[Johnnyuk123]

You after I've scalped you? ^

And you after i set about you with the potato peeler.
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[Johnnyuk123]

There's a mole amongst you!

Is it that large mole on Jamies nose?

[Denver]

I know who it is

[Will.]

And now it's time for Kirk to feel the power...

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[Jamie89]

Is it that large mole on Jamies nose?

:fist:

*applies more makeup*

[Will.]

Kirk, can you hear me?

[Johnnyuk123]

:fist:

*applies more makeup*

I have a shovel you can use to apply it with.:spin:

[Jamie89]

And now it's time for Kirk to feel the power...


He can feel my power anytime he wants nnn...

[kirklancaster]

Kirk, can you hear me?

I'm here Will.

[Jamie89]

I have a shovel you can use to apply it with.:spin:

That would be perfect thank you. I can use it to smack you across the face with after I'm done. 2 birds and all that...

[Will.]

Welcome Kirk, what are you thought's on this year's contestants?

[Johnnyuk123]

That would be perfect thank you. I can use it to smack you across the face with after I'm done. 2 birds and all that...

Yeah but you might struggle to hit me with that glass eye of yours etc..

[Jamie89]

Yeah but you might struggle to hit me with that glass eye of yours etc..

I'll just follow the smell :smug:

[Johnnyuk123]

I'll just follow the smell :smug:

If you do that your nose will end up your backside.:hehe:

[Will.]

Tonight, Kirk, you will eliminate one contestant from the competition. This contestant is a contestant you aren't feeling a connection with and hence don't want in the game.

You have 5 minutes to make the decision, I wish you all the best of luck and chose wisely.

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[Jamie89]

If you do that your nose will end up your backside.:hehe:

My backside, your face, same difference

[Jamie89]

Tonight, Kirk, you will eliminate one contestant from the competition. This contestant you aren't feeling a connection to and hence don't want in the game.

You have 5 minutes to make the decision, I wish you all the best of luck and chose wisely.

http://theashleysrealityroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dresses.jpg

D:

[Jamie89]

Will in TiBB BB teas

[Johnnyuk123]

Dump the hump Kirky love. :smug:

[Denver]

Get the Bitch out

[Jamie89]

Get the Bitch out

This doesn't help any of us :fist:

[Will.]

You have until 8:52PM, Krik

[Johnnyuk123]

Kick the one eyed hump mole faced trollop out love. Yous knows i iz right!

[Denver]

This doesn't help any of us :fist:

Get Netto out

[Will.]

2 mins left

[Johnnyuk123]

Get Netto out

She shops at jumble sales you know.:hehe:

[Denver]

If you eliminate me you will never see hour son Sunny Jim

[Jamie89]

Kick the one eyed hump mole faced trollop out love. Yous knows i iz right!

Get Netto out

You should both stop being so hard on yourselves, you have lovely... personalities

[kirklancaster]

I have already given this a great deal of thought Will, and my decision is not based on not being attracted to this contestant, because I am. Nor is it that I wouldn't love to bed her, because I would.

My decision is Chaos - solely because, if SHE slept with me, fecking sleep is all that we would do.

Bye my lovely Caitlin.

[Margarine.]

Good luck all

Some of y'all just ain't enough for my man x

[Will.]

Chaos, you have been eliminated from The Bachelor. I am deeply sorry and wish you all the best in the future.

A huge congratulations.

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out love. b bye. :wavey:

[Ninastar]

omfg i didnt even get to read the task!!!111

[kirklancaster]

I am so sad Will because I love intelligent educated women, and Chaos has a degree in Strapadichtome.

[Jamie89]

Bye Chaos :clap1: :(

[Jason.]

Ofcom complaints/ratings to arise due t'homophobia?

[Johnnyuk123]

omfg i didnt even get to read the task!!!111

On the plus side you can now take that holiday on the island of lesbos.:cheer2:

[Drew.]

Chaos, you have been eliminated from The Bachelor. I am deeply sorry and wish you all the best in the future.

A huge congratulations.

:joker::joker:

[Jamie89]

I am so sad Will because I love intelligent educated women, and Chaos has a degree in Strapadichtome.

Omg, I got half way through a BTEC in that :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Chaos, you have been eliminated from The Bachelor. I am deeply sorry and wish you all the best in the future.

A huge congratulations.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. x

[Morgan.]

Phew, sorry I missed that bit but commiserations Chaos. Thanks for keeping me in Kirk, I hope we'll have more interactions in the near future.

[Ninastar]

not here for this lesbiphobia!!!!!

[Ninastar]

omg stop guys, you're making laugh so much hahahaha

[Shaun]

I might start reading now she's gone

[Johnnyuk123]

Omg, I got half way through a BTEC in that :amazed:

Yeah right, i'll be shocked if you can write your own name.:nono:

[Jamie89]

not here for this lesbiphobia!!!!!

You're not here at all anymore :hee:

[Ninastar]

I might start reading now she's gone

ffs i just choked on a candy stick :joker::joker:

[Will.]

That's it for tonight ladies, I hope you have enjoyed entering The Bachelor and I wish you all the very best of luck.

Tomorrow will be a recap episode and a chance to hear more about this years contestants in un seen questionnaires of some of the contestants who haven't made much of an appearance tonight.

The game will be back on Sunday for the first official task.

remember there's a mole amongst you.

Will - Bachelor host.

[Johnnyuk123]

That mole is on Jamies nose. i told you already, it's huge!

[kirklancaster]

not here for this lesbiphobia!!!!!

I always felt vibrations when we were together- but sadly they were coming from that torch like thing you carried down your nickers.

[Jamie89]

(I left my laptop charger at home and my laptop died and it has all the schedule and details about each day.)


I love Channel 5 producers :clap1:

[Will.]

Would all contestants please make their way to The Mansion Thread:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=296860

[Morgan.]

The next 6 days will be great!

[Ninastar]

I always felt vibrations when we were together- but sadly they were coming from that torch like thing you carried down your nickers.

thats my fake dick, i thought no one knew about it!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

The next 6 days will be great!

If we team up we can git dat bitch Jamie out next.:thumbs:

[Jamie89]

If we team up we can git dat bitch Jamie out next.:thumbs:

I think you should, you'll need all the help you can get :hee:

[Johnnyuk123]

I think you should, you'll need all the help you can get :hee:

Like the crane that lifts you on the toilet?:joker:

[Jamie89]

Good job tonight by the way Will :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

yup well done Will.

[Will.]

Thank you :love:

[Denver]

Perched

[Jamie89]

Parched

[Will.]

Good evenings ladies, now we all knows there's a Secrets and Lies theme and it's about to head into full swing.

I am now about to reveal a secret which could change your fate on the game.

[Amy Jade]

Bring it on!

[Jamie89]

:worry:

[Will.]

Earlier this evening the contestants for TiBB Bachelor entered the show, however you are not alone in this game.

[Denver]

The secret is I'm Pregnant again

[Jamie89]

The secret is I'm Pregnant again

It's probably just wind

[Amy Jade]

The secret is I'm Pregnant again

Can I be godmother?

[Will.]

I can reveal that...

[Denver]

Can I be godmother?

Of course you can hunny bunny

[Margarine.]

is this my STD results x

[Jamie89]

Earlier this evening the contestants for TiBB Bachelor entered the show, however you are not alone in this game.

pAyKJAtDNCw

[Amy Jade]

I'll buy her Chanel diapers!

[Will.]

You are all not officially the final contestants

[Amy Jade]

is this my STD results x

They've found a new species in you

[Denver]

Oh

[Margarine.]

Good I did wonder about some of them x

[Jamie89]

Not us lot actually being the basic house next door contestants

[Denver]

I'll buy her Chanel diapers!

Netto home brand will do hunny only the best for my cling on

[Amy Jade]

I'll welcome the newcomers with an open heart and open arms!

[Will.]

THIS WAS A LIE...

[Amy Jade]

Not us lot actually being the basic house next door contestants

WHAT! I demand to live in luxury!

[Margarine.]

They've found a new species in you

So happy my HIV result came back and it's positive

[Will.]

The launch is not over

[Jamie89]

I'll welcome the newcomers with an open heart and open arms!

I'll smile politely and secretly seethe inside

[SuperV]

oooh fun!

[Will.]

now that the lie has been revealed...

IT'S TIME TO REVEAL THE SECRET!

[Will.]

A NEW

[Will.]

AND FINAL

[Margarine.]

this will be Dollface's entrance

[Will.]

contestant is about to enter on the evening on the launch

[Will.]

It's Dollface:

What part of the USA are you from? Alabama

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? A spooky one!

Are you a wealthy chick? I eat dollars for breakfast

Are you an aggressive chick? Only if I find someone annoying, which I probs will

Do you have a game plan? Not really tbh

Why are you going on The Bachelor? to WIN

What are you best qualities? I'm quite artistic and I can speak some Japanese which sounds very sexy

Are you a team player? Sort of

What would you do to win? Kill

[Dollface]

this will be Dollface's entrance

http://i.imgur.com/bJcII6E.gif

[Will.]

Thank you and goodnight.

Remember where there's a LIE, there's a SECRET!

[Jamie89]

Welcome Dollface :clap1:

[Margarine.]

http://i.imgur.com/bJcII6E.gif

The biggest shock since Tom Daley's coming out

[Jamie89]

Thank you and goodnight.

Remember where there's a LIE, there's a SECRET!

Is this a lie?

[Amy Jade]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/512073ae51152c1e354aded8fa1f0ec5/tumblr_mwrmtorfYh1qkl8vuo1_500.gif

Me when Bex arrives

[Dollface]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/512073ae51152c1e354aded8fa1f0ec5/tumblr_mwrmtorfYh1qkl8vuo1_500.gif

Me when Bex arrives

:laugh2: :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

So the lie is Caitlin isn't gone?

I think the secret is some of the hoes in here might not be FEMALE!

[Will.]

I'll leave you with this message this evening:

The end is the beginning.

[Amy Jade]

I'll leave you with this message this evening:

The end is the beginning.

Of mine and Kirk's beautiful life together?

[Dollface]

So the lie is Caitlin isn't gone?

I think the secret is some of the hoes in here might not be FEMALE!

you caught me :(

[Jamie89]

I'll leave you with this message this evening:

The end is the beginning.

Caitlin is the winner? :shocked:

[Jamie89]

So the lie is Caitlin isn't gone?

I think the secret is some of the hoes in here might not be FEMALE!

Some of us were born with both OKAAYYYY :bawling:

[Morgan.]

Caitlin is the winner? :shocked:

I said this at the start.

[Amy Jade]

Could the twist be Kirk has already picked Caitlin and we're playing and Kirk, Caitlin and Will are laughing at us?

[Cal.]

I entered first so me as the winner?

[Morgan.]

Could the twist be Kirk has already picked Caitlin and we're playing and Kirk, Caitlin and Will are laughing at us?

Probably. And whoever the mole is, which I have a sneaky suspicion as to whom that might be.

[Jamie89]

I entered first so me as the winner?

I think you're the mole tbh :suspect:

[Cal.]

Stop these vicious accusations! I'm a normal teenage girl who loves to drink!

[Will.]

Good evening, we are live from the Bachelor Villa in a special show tonight.

http://static.domain.com.au/domainblog/uploads/2014/07/30200000/2_zy4yj.jpg

[Morgan.]

Woop woop.

[Cal.]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/df85a511ac0081b3ddf9d914151c8daa/tumblr_no42vrBK7O1uupgtmo1_400.gif

[Will.]

Last night, 12 contestants enter the mansion as the quest for love began.

However it was the end of the road for Chaos who sadly was eliminated.

A web of lies were brewed and Dollface entered in a shock surprise a few hours after.

Now 11 remain in the search.

[Morgan.]

Yeah ...

[Jamie89]

I thought there was no show tonight! *spits out hamburger and eats a celery stick*

[Cal.]

A bitch better go tonighthttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

[Will.]

Tonight is a special show which will see unseen footage revealed which didn't make it to the episode last night.

[Morgan.]

I thought there was no show tonight! *spits out hamburger and eats a celery stick*

I thought that too, Will said he had no charger. I'm trying to watch the voice with me mum, I have about 15 mins left.

[Morgan.]

Tonight is a special show which will see unseen footage revealed which didn't make it to the episode last night.

Can you tell us if anything important happens tonight or is it just a footage reveal?

[Amy Jade]

Is the unseen footage Caitlin dragging us all?

[Cal.]

Will posted 'the beginning is the end' again today btw so obvs Caitlin is the winner but she went as the first eliminee for a 'secrets and lies' twist thing

[Jamie89]

Tonight is a special show which will see unseen footage revealed which didn't make it to the episode last night.

Not bathroom footage of me :umm2: I WAS INSPECTING THE SHOWER MASSAGER AND THE HANDLE BROKE AND THAT'S JUST WHERE IT HAPPENED TO LAND, OKAAAAAY :fist:

[Amy Jade]

She'll leave Kirk in a few months to run off with his housekeeper Juanita

[Jamie89]

Will posted 'the beginning is the end' again today btw so obvs Caitlin is the winner but she went as the first eliminee for a 'secrets and lies' twist thing

Maybe Caitlin is another Bachelor :think:

[Amy Jade]

Maybe Caitlin is picking one of us to go?

[Will.]

Shall we hear some information about The Bachelor:

[Jamie89]

I :love: Caitlin tbh

[Amy Jade]

This best be done by 10 I need my fix of Tiff haha

[Will.]

How old are you? I do not want to say, but I did attend Primary School with Moses.

What part of the USA are you from? I'm from Kentucky originally but moved to Maryland shortly after puberty, because I really fancied living in a Land full of Mary's.

What sort of lifestyle do you lead? My friends say I live a lifestyle to envy, but that's only because most of them use zimmer frames and suffer from senile dementia. I'm lucky really, because I want for nothing and there is nothing I really want. When I was younger I burnt the candle at both ends, but I got fed up of getting my fingers burnt.

What are you looking for in a contestant?
They must be physically attractive and have a great personality, but more than anything, they must have a sense of humour, be highly intelligent and love loads of sex.

What would make you select someone as your wife?
If they ticked all the boxes above yet still retained enough vulnerability to NEED me to depend upon and to protect them.

Will you be brutal with the contestant's?
Yes - if brutality is called for - but ALWAYS administered with HUMOUR.

Are you going to play the game tactically?
Yes.

What is your dream girl?
I love ALL women, but as stated; physically attractive, intelligent and well educated girls who have a great sense of humour float my boat.

Do you like woman younger or older than you?
I have NEVER been with any woman from my own age group - always at least 20 years younger - so I am incredibly lucky that I do not look anywhere near my real age, and I am still fit and active, and still attractive to younger women.
Brunette or blonde? Does not matter.

[kirklancaster]

Sorry I am late, I have been visiting.

I am here now and Ready and Willing and Able.

[Cal.]

Hi angel x

[Jamie89]

What are you looking for in a contestant?
They must be physically attractive and have a great personality, but more than anything, they must have a sense of humour, be highly intelligent and love loads of sex.

I've called a taxi for the rest of you.

[Will.]

Shall we meet The Bachelor maid - Juanita:

[Cal.]

I've called a taxi for the rest of you.

I'm pretty sure that says 'They MUST be physically attractive' honey, it's a shame you got your hopes up tho :)

[kirklancaster]

Hi angel x

Well.....Hello....Sugar Panties. :hehe:

[Will.]

Juanita is a fierce bitch who takes no ****:

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1VEXJKFXXXXXUXXXXq6xXFXXXI/Plus-size-sexy-lingerie-elastic-maid-uniform-temptation-maid-font-b-outfit-b-font-live-action.jpg

[Will.]

About Amy Jade:

What is you name and age?
Mitzeee Montrisse and I am 19 years old

What part of the USA are you from?
Los Angeles California

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
I'm daddy's little princess, blowing a grand on a pair of Choo's is like NOTHING to me! I demand the best and I always get it.

Are you a wealthy chick?
Daddy is.

Are you an aggressive chick?
No. Peace & Love

Do you have a game plan?
Show the tits get the $$$

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
To meet Mr. Right, I'm sick of the guys just a want me for my looks, what's inside matters too, right?

What are you best qualities?
I'm smart, fun and I am very honest!

Are you a team player?
Yeah...but like I matter most!

What would you do to win?

Anything.

[kirklancaster]

I've called a taxi for the rest of you.

No need honey - I have my own chaffeur driven limo. A Rolls Canardley - it rolls down hills and can ardley get up them. :laugh:

[Will.]

Ladies tonight has been a secret, and where there's a lie, there's a secret.

[Cal.]

Ladies...

http://www.imagesbuddy.com/images/121/2013/12/do-not-disturb-sign.gif

Me and the Bachelor x

[Will.]

It's time for the Rose Ceremony, tonight is an elimination:

http://theashleysrealityroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dresses.jpg

[Cal.]

Why did we get info on Amy Jade randomly? Like anyone wants to hear about that dumb slut

[Will.]

How the Rose Ceremony works:

Kirk will PM the image the below to the contestants he wants to stay in the game, the contestant/s who do not receive the rose will be eliminated from the game.

Contestants who receive the rose must post the image on the thread.

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Kirk do you see how I get treated? It's very upsetting :(