TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[Will.]

I am about to give the first Rose based on Kirk thoughts.

[Will.]

It is a great honour and pleasure to give this person the first rose and hence the first to make this years final.

This person deserves to make the final after her dedication to other games, I feel this is a very interesting decision.

When Kirk was told about this contestant entering, he described her as "very witty" and a "great contributor" to the forum.

So it gives me great pleasure on behalf of Kirk and myself, to award the first rose to:

Tiffany (Tom)

[Jamie89]

Well done Tom!

[T*]

oh my ****ing god :lovedup:
thank you so much

[Will.]

Now it's time for the mains.

What is the one thing which Kirk has that no other man has?

[Jamie89]

My love :love:

[Denver]

A heart of gold and a massive dick a bank full of money and a future gorgeous wife in me

[T*]

Now it's time for the mains.

What is the one thing which Kirk has that no other man has?

personality, charisma and a big D

[Will.]

Describe Kirk in 3 words!

[Jamie89]

Funny, Handsome & Rich

[Denver]

Handsome, Loving and Horny

[T*]

Describe Kirk in 3 words!

Sweet, Sexy and Sensual

[Will.]

Would you cover up a murder for Kirk?

[T*]

hell ****ing yeah

[Jamie89]

I don't think Kirk would ever want me to do that. He's too kind to murder, but if he did, he's too generous and moral to expect someone else to take the blame :love:

[Denver]

Well I'm gonna murder this bitches with him for a shot at love with Kirk

[Ross.]

Not Will deciding the finalists

A Ch5 producer tea

[Will.]

Now onto dessert.

How far does your love stretch for Kirk?

[Denver]

My love has no barriers its bigger than the universe

[Jamie89]

My love for Kirk is a continuous and never-ending stream of happiness. There is no end, and no need to stretch.

[T*]

Now onto dessert.

How far does your love stretch for Kirk?

from here into the universe... and then some

[Will.]

Would you kill a bitch for Kirk?

[T*]

Would you kill a bitch for Kirk?

name her and she will be a dead son of a bitch in at least 24 hours

[Denver]

What do you think happened to Betty and Mitzeeee? :think:

[T*]

adam didn't you quit

[Jamie89]

Hmm, well like I said before I don't think he'd ever want me too. But if I needed to then of course. I would do anything for Kirk.

[Josy]

Hello

[Will.]

Thank you ladies. The meal is over!

Now everyone into the limo, we are travelling to meet Kirk's mum on her multi-million dollar estate.

[Denver]

adam didn't you quit

No I was in a secret room :fist:

[Denver]

Is @Josy Kirks mum?

[Jamie89]

Hello

MOLE!

[Josy]

Leave my mole alone

[Will.]

Ladies it gives me great pleasure to welcome you to Chantelle Elizabeth Josephine Rothschild. Kirk's mum, (Josy).

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[Jamie89]

Leave my mole alone

You cover it well, I'd hardly noticed it actually :umm2:

[T*]

Hmm, well like I said before I don't think he'd ever want me too. But if I needed to then of course. I would do anything for Kirk.

kirk this bitch wouldn't do it for you and she's assuming that's what you want
GET
HA
OUT

[Denver]

Hello Mrs Rothschild its a pleasure to meet you and I'm going to make you son so happy and give you grandchildren

[T*]

Hello

hello, i didn't realise kirk had such a pretty sister!

[Jamie89]

kirk this bitch wouldn't do it for you and she's assuming that's what you want
GET
HA
OUT

I understand Kirk's heart :hee:

[Josy]

Oh my

[Jamie89]

I can see where Kirk gets his rugged handsomeness :flutter:

[Will.]

Chantelle Elizabeth Josephine Rothschild, what are you making of the final 5?

[Josy]

They are all lovely

[Will.]

They are all lovely

Care to take that any further?

[Josy]

No dear, I have almost no battery left in my phone and I need to be home soon to take my teeth out and watch csi

[T*]

Do you want to borrow my portable charger? x

[Will.]

Which contestant is right for your son?

[Josy]

I don't know what that is love

[Josy]

Possibly Jamie, but I'm not fussy anyone will do

[T*]

jamie called you an old slag

[Denver]

Jamie is really a man catfishing you son it to believing he is a women

[Will.]

Possibly Jamie, but I'm not fussy anyone will do

As Kirk's mother, you know what's best for him.

You now have the opportunity to hand out the second rose to the contestant you want see in the final.

Chantelle Elizabeth Josephine Rothschild who are you giving to rose to?

[Jamie89]

OMG thank you so much Mrs Chanelle Elizabeth Palmer-Tomkinson or whatever :flutter:

I am the right choice, and I will not let Kirk down :love:

[Will.]

please PM the decision.

[Jamie89]

Oi, I just got the fecking rose didn't I :fist:

[Josy]

jamie called you an old slag
Well he's not far wrong there dear

*Mrs doubtfires voice*
Jamie is really a man catfishing you son it to believing he is a women
That's alright, like I said we aren't fussy

[Denver]

Give me a rose and I'll give you a tenner

[Jamie89]

Tbf if you're not fussy then I really am the right choice. It's how I end up with most of my men

[Denver]

I have the best qualities and the best Tits

[Josy]

Just want to point out how charming, witty and respectable my lovely son is, well apart from that time he **** himself at school but we don't talk about that incident.

[T*]

Just want to point out how charming, witty and respectable my lovely son is, well apart from that time he **** himself at school but we don't talk about that incident.

that is such an adam joke

[Jamie89]

I have the best qualities and the best Tits

Yeah you have great tits

for mopping floors

[Denver]

Don't worry if he ****s himself again I'll clean it up

[Jamie89]

I too enjoy scatological humour :)

[Will.]

The decision has been made...

[Will.]

The contestant selected by Kirk's mum and therefore second to receive the rose and make the final is...

LaDaysha (Jamie89.)

Congratulations, I am so pleased for you! You've made it so much further than you did last season, sometimes a second chance is all you need.

[T*]

congrats jamjam

[Denver]

How many make the final?

[Jamie89]

Oh yay!!! Thank you so much :lovedup: I will not let you down!

(Suck on that, bitches)

[Will.]

The remaining decisions are in Kirk's hand.

Adam, Amy Jade and Johnny please make a plea on why you should make the final.

Once Kirk is online the results will be in.

At least one of you 3 will make the final.

Congratulations to Tiffany and LaDaysha.

[Denver]

If I don't !make the final and one of the others who are not here do I'll screw

[Jamie89]

mums always love me :hee:

[kirklancaster]

I'm sorry about not being here, but I'm here now - and here for my wonderful witty mum standing in for me.

Congrats to Tom and Jamie - two wonderfully funny, and very beautiful contestants.

:clap1::clap1::clap1: For Josy.

[Jamie89]

If I don't !make the final and one of the others who are not here do I'll screw

You did skip like 5 eliminations to be fair :laugh:

[Denver]

MY PLEA

I have never made the final of anything in my life, taking part in this has given me so much confidence and I have enjoyed every part of the experience.

I have never really been loved and always end up heart broken but I feel in my bones that you the man for me and you bring out so much of me that I never knew existed.

I feel I deserve to make the final as I have turned up tonight and not pulled a sicky, I have met so many great gals in this Caravan and I don't want my experience to end so please from the bottom of your heart pick me Prince Kirk

[Denver]

You did skip like 5 eliminations to be fair :laugh:

I was in hospital :fist:

[kirklancaster]

It is one thing the Batchelor being absent because I am not competing and have the irreplaceable Will and the inimitable Josy to deputise for me, but I have had a rule that absent contestants will be secondary to those who are present, so those NOT here have 10 minutes to make their plea or Adam goes through.

[Cal.]

Would just like to say thank you for having me Will and thank you for choosing me Kirk, I enjoyed my time as The Bachelorette last time and I enjoyed dragging the other gals during my time in this series x

[Cal.]

The world was not ready for Mingianna Jones.

[Will.]

Would just like to say thank you for having me Will and thank you for choosing me Kirk, I enjoyed my time as The Bachelorette last time and I enjoyed dragging the other gals during my time in this series x

:love:

[kirklancaster]

Welcome back Cal - Whatever the feck you were banned for :laugh:

[Jamie89]

The world was not ready for Mingianna Jones.

Too ahead of your time tbh

[Cal.]

Welcome back Cal - Whatever the feck you were banned for :laugh:

Thank you :love:

Would you have chosen me Kirk?

[T*]

cal are you on team tiff

[Cal.]

Tiffany and Ladaysha are very deserving final girls. I've had a feeling from day one that Betty or Mitzeeee is the girl Kirk wants tho.

[Will.]

Theres a party after this, all ex contestant welcome :love:

[Will.]

Kirk, are you ready to reveal who is next to make the final?

[Denver]

It's been ten minutes Kirky :hehe:

[Jamie89]

Tiffany and Ladaysha are very deserving final girls. I've had a feeling from day one that Betty or Mitzeeee is the girl Kirk wants tho.

Thank you :love:

(I also feel that Mitzeeee is the favourite though. Betty on the other hand can suck my big one)

[kirklancaster]

AFTER CONSULTATION WITH YOUR BRILLIANT HOST, I HAVE REACHED MY DECISION. THE NEXT PERSON THROUGH TO THE FINAL IS.......


ADAM

Congratulations Adam.

[T*]

congrats edam

[Will.]

congratulations Adam, you are a finalist!

[Jamie89]

Congrats Adam, default is a wonderful thing :clap1:

[Jamie89]

Wait, is the first final you've ever got too Adam? :amazed:

[Will.]

Now onto Betty and Mitzeeee,

One you is about to make the final and the other eliminated.

It gives me great pleasure in announcing that the contestant to make the final last is...

Neither of you!

Mitzeee and Betty you have both been eliminated.

Thank you for playing.

[T*]

Neither you! made me laugh so hard for some reason omg

[T*]

tough luck you two

holy **** im a finalist

[Denver]

I've made my 1st final yayyyyyy :elephant:

[Will.]

So there we have it, after a record breaking 14 contestants, we have our final 3.

Tiffany, LaDaysha and Mercedes you are all finalist! Congratulations!

ONE OF YOU WILL BE SELECTED AS THE WINNER!

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[Jamie89]

Shocked at Mitzeeee leaving D:

And Betty, as much as I hate you for being VILE, I'll miss not having someone around who I am totally superior to in every way. So I'm sorry to see you go :love:

[T*]

oh my god :lovedup:

[Ross.]

I hope the three finalists know that when the show is over my beloved Kirk will be coming back to me

[Jamie89]

(Although I think there is a twistos twist in this somewhere)

[Cal.]

(Although I think there is a twistos twist in this somewhere)

I think the 2 eliminated are the final 2 (no shade).

[Will.]

The moles identity will be revealed tomorrow, "the beginning is the end."

[Jamie89]

I think the 2 eliminated are the final 2 (no shade).

Yeah maybe :think: It's odd that neither of them are here :think: Somethings definitely going on :think:

[Cal.]

Mess Will when you lied to me saying the beginning was the end meant I had won and I had to keep it a secret but it was actually a lie for the secrets and lies theme.

[T*]

The moles identity will be revealed tomorrow, "the beginning is the end."

omg so it is caitlin or bex

[Jamie89]

I hope the three finalists know that when the show is over my beloved Kirk will be coming back to me

He would NEVER!!! :fist:

[Denver]

I think Mitzeeee is the mole because of how quick she quit and returned

[T*]

I think the 2 eliminated are the final 2 (no shade).

D:

[Will.]

I would like to confirm that THERE IS NO twist regarding the final 3.

I swear over my heart.

YOU are the final 3 and one of you will be selected as the winner.

[Denver]

Not the elimination done in reverse order? The first evictee winner and so on

[Jamie89]

Do we get anything for guessing correctly who the mole is? (if there is a mole - this might be a lie)

[Will.]

Mess Will when you lied to me saying the beginning was the end meant I had won and I had to keep it a secret but it was actually a lie for the secrets and lies theme.

:laugh:

But what beginning am I referring to?

[T*]

omg

[Cal.]

Mess Will when you lied to me saying the beginning was the end meant I had won and I had to keep it a secret but it was actually a lie for the secrets and lies theme.

He said 'the beginning is the end' to me bc I entered first and I was the bachelorette for the first series so I believed it.

[Cal.]

:laugh:

But what beginning am I referring to?

Obviously Caitlin was the mole as consolation for being evicted 10 mins in

[Jamie89]

If I end up winning only for it to be revealed that I've actually been picked as the last placed contestant I'll be seriously pissed! :joker:

[kirklancaster]

Thank you :love:

Would you have chosen me Kirk?

You would have been in the final 2 Cal. :laugh:

[Cal.]

If I end up winning only for it to be revealed that I've actually been picked as the last placed contestant I'll be seriously pissed! :joker:

I thought Kirk was choosing in reverse order in all honestly since Caitlin/Livia/Dan-X were the first 3 out but Kirk then started picking people for being inactive so I thought he wouldn't choose people who were inactive to place highly.

[Denver]

What if Kirk is not the real Bachelor?

[Cal.]

You would have been in the final 2 Cal. :laugh:

:love:

[kirklancaster]

I hope the three finalists know that when the show is over my beloved Kirk will be coming back to me

:laugh: Ross - For you, I am Martini -- Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere :hehe:

[Jamie89]

I think I've figured out what's going on but I don't want to say and ruin it :smug:

(Also I might be massively wrong)

[Denver]

Spill bitch

[Will.]

everyone go to this thread:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=296860

[kirklancaster]

I think I've figured out what's going on but I don't want to say and ruin it :smug:

(Also I might be massively wrong)

YES - YOU ARE CORRECT JAMIE ..............................


JOSY IS THE MOLE. :laugh:

[Jamie89]

YES - YOU ARE CORRECT JAMIE ..............................


JOSY IS THE MOLE. :laugh:

I knew it :smug:

[kirklancaster]

I knew it :smug:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

No internet connection last night. Thanks for fek all! :rant::rant:

[kirklancaster]

No internet connection last night. Thanks for fek all! :rant::rant:

:laugh: Sorry Johnny. I tried to corruptly get you and A.J. through but Will rumbled me. :laugh: Me and you don't need The Batchelor game to continue having sex with each other though - do we? :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh: Sorry Johnny. I tried to corruptly get you and A.J. through but Will rumbled me. :laugh: Me and you don't need The Batchelor game to continue having sex with each other though - do we? :joker:

No worries Kriky. Just as long as that lard arse Jamie doesn't win!:joker:

[kirklancaster]

No worries Kriky. Just as long as that lard arse Jamie doesn't win!:joker:

:laugh:

[Will.]

We will be live for the final at 8PM.

[Will.]

Wec8TGZ8Nrg

[Amy Jade]

Well well well

[Amy Jade]

Adam or Jamie to win

[Denver]

Thank you chick :hug:

[Will.]

90 mins to go!

[Will.]

As tradition we will also find out who the next Bachelor is tonight! And there's a slight twist in the mix that will make next season rather different.

[Will.]

LIVE NOW!

[Denver]

Me meeting my fans as i arrive
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[Will.]

Hello and welcome to the live final of The Bachelor 2016!

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[RichardG]

Can viewers post in here??

[Will.]

yes!

[Jamie89]

Quick drink to steady my nerves
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[Will.]

Tonight Kirk will chose his Bachelorette!

Tiffany (Tom), LaDaysha (Jamie89) and Mercedes (Adam.), one of them will be crowned the winner.

[T*]

ibEXEXrMwPh

[Denver]

Quick drink to steady my nerves
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Not only are you a slut your a alcoholic :nono:

[Will.]

But before all of that, let's welcome back the cast of The Bachelor 2016:

Chaos - Caitlin (eliminated day 1)
Livia - Livia (eliminated day 2)
Dollface - Katerina (walked day 3)
Daniel-X - Tiara (eliminated day 4)
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV (eliminated day 5)
Candice - Magarine. (eliminated day 6)
Johanna Elizabetta Acosta - Dezzy (eliminated day 7)
Mingianna Jones - Who Is She? (removed day 8)
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth (eliminated day 8)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123 (eliminated day 9)
Mitzeeee - Amy Jade (eliminated day 9)

[Amy Jade]

Quick drink to steady my nerves
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Kirk take note this one seems to have abuse problems

(I saw her snorting coke off Tiffany's vagina too JS)

[kirklancaster]

I'm here and raring to go.

[T*]

what happens when i need to go for my tea

[Amy Jade]

Oh look I was 4th just like Tiffany Pollard...the entertainers finishing 4th

[kirklancaster]

Kirk take note this one seems to have abuse problems

(I saw her snorting coke off Tiffany's vagina too JS)

Noted beautiful A.J.

[Will.]

Now, let's begin the final chapter of our Secrets and Lies fairytale.

It's time to visit the final 3's hometown!

We are visiting Tiffany's hometown first.

[Jamie89]

Not only are you a slut your a alcoholic :nono:

Kirk take note this one seems to have abuse problems

(I saw her snorting coke off Tiffany's vagina too JS)

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[Will.]

Would Tiffany's friends and family please stand forward.

[Amy Jade]

Noted beautiful A.J.

Don't butter me up after eliminating me, I'm only here to expose these slags

[Amy Jade]

She had friends?

[kirklancaster]

Don't butter me up after eliminating me, I'm only here to expose these slags

:laugh: You WERE MY winner.

[Denver]

I can't wait to walk out her with my Man

[T*]

jay isn't gonna make it in so it's just cal and scott

[Will.]

Are Ross, Jay and Cal here? (Tom's friends and family)

[Denver]

:laugh: You WERE MY winner.

In that case give it to her BFF in the house :fan:

[Will.]

Cal and Scott why should Tom win?

[T*]

wait Ross???

[T*]

it's scott

[Jay.]

hi?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ANYWAY

[Lostie!]

Not technical difficulties.

[Ross.]

Wait why has my name been mentioned

[Will.]

Cal, Jay and Scott why should Tom win?

[kirklancaster]

ANYWAY

:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Wait why has my name been mentioned

You were one of her clients?

[kirklancaster]

Wait why has my name been mentioned

Upon my orders - Because I LIKE you. :laugh:

[T*]

ross you can be a representative too x

[Jay.]

tom is a lovely chick he deserves to win bc he's lovely

and also because i have no idea who else is playing this

[T*]

where are they

[Jamie89]

ross you can be a representative too x

How many representatives do you want!

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[kirklancaster]

where are they

Been scared off by the competition?

[Will.]

Anything to add Scott and Cal?

[Denver]

Can we just get on to my pals?

[Jamie89]

Been scared off by the competition?

What competition? :conf:

[Amy Jade]

I have a tv show to film are these sluts going to stop taking drugs in the toilet and say something?

[T*]

ugh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tom should win because the idea of him winning is the only thing that stops me from jumping off of a bridge so if you support MURDER then pick somebody else but know that in doing so you will be forcing me to drink a bottle of bleach

[T*]

:flutter:

[Will.]

Thank you Tom's friends and family.

Now moving onto Adam's friends and family in his hometown.

Who do we have?

[Jamie89]

tom should win because the idea of him winning is the only thing that stops me from jumping off of a bridge so if you support MURDER then pick somebody else but know that in doing so you will be forcing me to drink a bottle of bleach

Anyone but Tom to win then :clap1:

[Cherie]

Thank you Tom's friends and family.

Now moving onto Adam's friends and family in his hometown.

Who do we have?

Me :cheer2:

[Amy Jade]

tom should win because the idea of him winning is the only thing that stops me from jumping off of a bridge so if you support MURDER then pick somebody else but know that in doing so you will be forcing me to drink a bottle of bleach

My team have kindly sent over a gift basket

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[Amy Jade]

I am here for the lovely Mercedes

[Will.]

Cherie, Amy, Brenda, Shaz123 and Richard why should Mercedes win?

[Denver]

I'm expecting Amy, Brenda, Cherie, Richard and Shaz123 although Brenda may not make it

[kirklancaster]

My team have kindly sent over a gift basket

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:laugh: Wicked.

[Jamie89]

(Apologies to my friends and family who I told would only be here till 20:01)

[T*]

My team have kindly sent over a gift basket

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of course it's the CHEAP STUFF you poverty stricken fools!

[Will.]

Cherie, Amy, Brenda, Shaz123 and Richard why should Mercedes win?

[T*]

i'm going home in 3rd place </3

[T*]

jAYS FAULT

[Cherie]

Kirk. Have you ever ridden in a Mercedes ? Smooth. Sleek and an engine that goes on forever just like Adam :creep: also he is has low mileage and is cheap to run :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

of course it's the CHEAP STUFF you poverty stricken fools!

As if I'd waste money on expensive stuff for a worthless slut

[Jamie89]

Kirk. Have you ever ridden in a Mercedes ? Smooth. Sleek and an engine that goes on forever just like Adam :creep: also he is has low mileage and is cheap to run :laugh:

Got that right :idc:

[T*]

As if I'd waste money on expensive stuff for a worthless slut

you have nothing to waste x

[kirklancaster]

Kirk. Have you ever ridden in a Mercedes ? Smooth. Sleek and an engine that goes on forever just like Adam :creep: also he is has low mileage and is cheap to run :laugh:

:laugh: What a great friend Adam has in you Cherie - I'm impressed.

[T*]

richard i like kpop dont do this to me

[Will.]

Thank you Adam's friend and family!

Now moving onto LaDaysha friend and family!

Who do we have?

[Cherie]

Got that right :idc:

I'll have you know Mercedes is very thrifty, a trait Kirk values highly :nono:

[RichardG]

Adam should win because he's been iconic all the way throughout the series and deserves the opportunity to retire to Ireland with the Bachelor and sit front row at hometown gigs together :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Kirk, I feel like we have a connection and you know I am a person who says it how it is, through this game Mecades has longed for you, she has fallen deeply in love with you all all she wants is you to love her back - if I was your winner as you say take my word for it, Mercedes is the woman for you.

I can reveal she left with me due to my pet cat Mr. Wiske passing away and she returned because she adores you.

Also Tiffany is a drug addict in deep debt and LaDaysha is trying to sell a sex tape she made with Betty to vivid entertainment

[Denver]

Kirk. Have you ever ridden in a Mercedes ? Smooth. Sleek and an engine that goes on forever just like Adam :creep: also he is has low mileage and is cheap to run :laugh:

Thanks chick it means so much :love:

[T*]

I'm setting fire to my 2NE1 album as we speak

[Lostie!]

Thank you Adam's friend and family!

Now moving onto LaDaysha friend and family!

Who do we have?

hay guise :wavey:

[Amy Jade]

Pick Mecades Kirk, she is the only one left who loves you for who you are rather than what you have in the bank

[Will.]

Lostie, why should Jamie89. win?

[Denver]

Adam should win because he's been iconic all the way throughout the series and deserves the opportunity to retire to Ireland with the Bachelor and sit front row at hometown gigs together :clap1:

Thank you so much and I hope you will come see HomeTown with me :love:

[kirklancaster]

Adam should win because he's been iconic all the way throughout the series and deserves the opportunity to retire to Ireland with the Bachelor and sit front row at hometown gigs together :clap1:

Excellent referencing Richard - Adam certainly has loyal and eloquent friends.

[T*]

I can reveal she left with me due to my pet cat Mr. Wiske passing away and she returned because she adores you.




Tinkerbell???

[T*]

Pink Mecades Kirk, she is the only one left who loves you for who you are rather than what you have in the bank


Pink Mecades??

[RichardG]

I'm setting fire to my 2NE1 album as we speak

Good I don't like them :fan:

[Jamie89]

Pink Mecades Kirk, she is the only one left who loves you for who you are rather than what you have in the bank

I LOVE Kirk, I don't care about his money, and he knows that :inamood:

[kirklancaster]

Kirk, I feel like we have a connection and you know I am a person who says it how it is, through this game Mecades has longed for you, she has fallen deeply in love with you all all she wants is you to love her back - if I was your winner as you say take my word for it, Mercedes is the woman for you.

I can reveal she left with me due to my pet cat Mr. Wiske passing away and she returned because she adores you.

Also Tiffany is a drug addict in deep debt and LaDaysha is trying to sell a sex tape she made with Betty to vivid entertainment

Your passio cannot be denied. You have made a strong case for Adam to win.

[Lostie!]

Lostie, why should Jamie89. win?

Jamie should win because, as well as being a consistently lovely and enthusiastic person who's always a joy to talk to, he's also directly descended from Jesus Christ haself and him not winning will surely result in eternal damnation for all of humanity.

[Denver]

Kirk, I feel like we have a connection and you know I am a person who says it how it is, through this game Mecades has longed for you, she has fallen deeply in love with you all all she wants is you to love her back - if I was your winner as you say take my word for it, Mercedes is the woman for you.

I can reveal she left with me due to my pet cat Mr. Wiske passing away and she returned because she adores you.

Also Tiffany is a drug addict in deep debt and LaDaysha is trying to sell a sex tape she made with Betty to vivid entertainment

Thank You so much you have beat a great friend and it brings tears to my eyes every time I talk about Mr. Wiske R.I.P but I know he wants me to follow my heart and find love with Kirk

[T*]

Good I don't like them :fan:


I just set fire to the SM entertainment HQ

[Will.]

Thank to all the friends and family.

[Amy Jade]

LaDaysha bullied Betty during the game, Betty isn't here tonight because due to the stress of the bullying she has been sadly admitted in an asylum :(

[Jamie89]

Jamie should win because, as well as being a consistently lovely and enthusiastic person who's always a joy to talk to, he's also directly descended from Jesus Christ haself and him not winning will surely result in eternal damnation for all of humanity.

I was going to mention this myself but I didn't want to brag like y'know :idc:

Thanks Lostie :cheer2:

[kirklancaster]

tom is a lovely chick he deserves to win bc he's lovely

and also because i have no idea who else is playing this


:laugh::laugh::laugh: Do your words ring 'hollow' Jay? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

[T*]

I am coming 3rd place because of my UNRELIABLE FRIENDS AND FAMILY TBH

[Denver]

Jamie should win because, as well as being a consistently lovely and enthusiastic person who's always a joy to talk to, he's also directly descended from Jesus Christ haself and him not winning will surely result in eternal damnation for all of humanity.

He is also a slag who will cheat on Kirk with CeeLo Green :fan:

[Will.]

Now,

Kirk it's time for the first rose ceremony of the evening,

YOU are now selecting your final 2 contestants!

Please reveal the 2 contestants who you are giving a rose to.

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[Cal.]

Hi all from Tiffany's hometown!

Tiffany should win bc she met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty.

[T*]

I am coming 3rd

[Jamie89]

LaDaysha bullied Betty during the game, Betty isn't here tonight because due to the stress of the bullying she has been sadly admitted in an asylum :(

It's not my fault Betty didn't know herself and couldn't handle the home truths I had for her :idc:

[Amy Jade]

Thank You so much you have beat a great friend and it brings tears to my eyes every time I talk about Mr. Wiske R.I.P but I know he wants me to follow my heart and find love with Kirk

He came to me in a vision telling me you and Kirk would be perfect together

RIP Mr.Wiske

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[RichardG]

I just set fire to the SM entertainment HQ

:bawling: pls forgive my betrayal let kyungsoo live x

[Will.]

Now,

Kirk it's time for the first rose ceremony of the evening,

YOU are now selecting your final 2 contestants!

Please reveal the 2 contestants who you are giving a rose to.

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[kirklancaster]

tom should win because the idea of him winning is the only thing that stops me from jumping off of a bridge so if you support MURDER then pick somebody else but know that in doing so you will be forcing me to drink a bottle of bleach

I admire your passion Rose, and I am convinced by it.

[Denver]

Please pick me you won't regret it :love:

[T*]

LaDaysha bullied Betty during the game, Betty isn't here tonight because due to the stress of the bullying she has been sadly admitted in an asylum :(


Mocking mental illness isn't funny

[Denver]

:bawling: pls forgive my betrayal let kyungsoo live x

Don't worry I'll buy another

[Amy Jade]

It's not my fault Betty didn't know herself and couldn't handle the home truths I had for her :idc:

No need to bully her, she was a kindly old lady looking for love and you made her so unhappy she drank a bottle of vagisil

[Jamie89]

Pick me Kirk since I'm the only who's actually attractive :love:

[T*]

:bawling: pls forgive my betrayal let kyungsoo live x


He is being scorched as we speak

[T*]

I'm just about to have tea

[Jamie89]

No need to bully her, she was a kindly old lady looking for love and you made her so unhappy she drank a bottle of vagisil

Oh, that's where my vagisil went :unsure:

[Denver]

I've longed to be loved by You Kirk

[T*]

Pls save me kirk