TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[Jamie89]

grand central

[Johnnyuk123]

Grand Central Station

[Jamie89]

When I googled it it was 20! Then changed to 21!

Cheat exposed!

[Will.]

3:21pm

Correct.

Question 7:

What is the world famous train station in New York.

[Morgan.]

Grand Central

[Amy Jade]

I take helicopters and limos so idk

[SuperV]

I answered that a page back will first!

[Will.]

Grand Central Station

Correct.

Question 8:

What is the name of the island the Statue Of Liberty stands on?

[Jamie89]

statin island?

[Morgan.]

Liberty Island

[Denver]

Hawaii

[SuperV]

Bedloe's or now named liberty Island

[Amy Jade]

Liberty island

[Johnnyuk123]

Liberty island

[kirklancaster]

I answered that a page back will first!

Half way across the world, and you ae First SuperV - Well done.

[Will.]

Liberty Island

Correct.

Question 9:

How old is the empire state building? (1931).

[SuperV]

thanks Kirkie

[Jamie89]

85 years

[Denver]

85 years old

[SuperV]

1931

[Amy Jade]

I don't have that many fingers to count :(

[Morgan.]

86

[Johnnyuk123]

86yrs

[Denver]

No 84 not its bday yet

[Jamie89]

No 84 not its bday yet

It's in it's 85th year :inamood:

[Will.]

85 years

Correct.

Final question.

Question 10:

What colour are the taxis in New York?

[Morgan.]

Yellow

[kirklancaster]

I don't have that many fingers to count :(

Use those beautiful sexy feet A.J. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Yello

[Jamie89]

yellow

[Johnnyuk123]

It's in it's 85th year :inamood:

Same age as you you old trout.:joker:

[Denver]

Black

[Will.]

Yellow

Correct.

[Johnnyuk123]

yellow

[Morgan.]

They are soon changing to green, I have heard.

[Amy Jade]

Adam was right it was 84 years tbh

[Jamie89]

Same age as you you old trout.:joker:

Same as your IQ you thick bitch

[Will.]

The results are in!

[Johnnyuk123]

Same as your IQ you thick bitch

Same number of std's you've had so far this year you trollop.:joker:

[Jamie89]

Adam was right it was 84 years tbh

Yeah I don't mind if Adam gets that point to be fair

[kirklancaster]

Same as your IQ you thick bitch

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Touche.

[kirklancaster]

Same number of std's you've had so far this year you trollop.:joker:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Reverse touche.

[Will.]

I can reveal the that the four contestants who are immune from tonights elimination are:

Courtney (Professor) - 4 points
LaDaysha (Jamie) - 2 points
LaQueefshaniqua (SuperV) - 2 points
Mitzeeee (Amy) - 1 point

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Reverse touche.

Crab cakes anyone? See Jamie.:joker:

[Morgan.]

Yay, I got the most points :)

[Jamie89]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Reverse touche.

The Reverse Touche, my favourite sex position tbh :flutter:

[Morgan.]

I can reveal the that the four contestants who are immune from tonights elimination are:

Courtney (Professor) - 4 points
LaDaysha (Jamie) - 2 points
LaQueefshaniqua (SuperV) - 2 points
Mitzeeee (Amy) - 1 point

You can call me Morgan!

[Denver]

Not me being robbed

[Jamie89]

Will sorry to be awkward, but I think Adam should get one of my points, I don't want to cheat or anything :worry:

[Morgan.]

Will sorry to be awkward, but I think Adam should get one of my points, I don't want to cheat or anything :worry:

I agree.

[Jamie89]

Well done Courtney, you're quite the fast googler :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Aww I wish we had known everyone who got a point would be immune we could have agreed that everyone who tried got a point so they could be safe

[Johnnyuk123]

Will sorry to be awkward, but I think Adam should get one of my points, I don't want to cheat or anything :worry:

We know your a cheat, were more concerned about you walking around with no knickers on.

[Morgan.]

Well done Courtney, you're quite the fast googler :clap1:

I googled 2 or 3 but I didn't even win on those :joker:

[Will.]

The five contestants facing tonights elimination are:

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
Candice - Margarine.
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiara - Daniel-X


It's time for the Rose Ceremony:

Kirk, would you please hand out the roses in the this thread (not PM), you can only save four of the contestants, ONE will be eliminated tonight.

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

[Morgan.]

Aww I wish we had known everyone who got a point would be immune we could have agreed that everyone who tried got a point so they could be safe

Will said that the 5 top players would be immune.

[Amy Jade]

I agree about Adam, his answer was correct and technically his Sinatra one was too since he also sang New York

[Jamie89]

We know your a cheat, were more concerned about you walking around with no knickers on.

Kirk likes me with no knickers on, and he knows I'd never cheat on him :hee:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirk likes me with no knickers on, and he knows I'd never cheat on him :hee:

You make Stephanie look angelic.

[Amy Jade]

Will said that the 5 top players would be immune.
Oh I never saw that

[SuperV]

Yes I think I will change me name cause I can't even say it.

So

With the power of the kangaroos and koalas LaQueefShaniqua will now be known as Veronica S.

[Morgan.]

You make Stephanie look angelic.

You put Stephanie and Angelic in the same sentence :shocked:

[Jamie89]

I agree about Adam, his answer was correct and technically his Sinatra one was too since he also sang New York

defo agree about the 84 years question, but the sinatra one was wrong because it was which 'modern day' artist, and alicia keys' 'new york' is a different song to sinatras.

[Amy Jade]

I'm fine with Adam getting my immunity for this round if it's top 5

[Denver]

Not me being ejected

[Will.]

It's time for tonights task, and it's a New York based quiz!

The four contestant with the most points will win immunity.

There are 10 questions.

Each question is worth one point! Good luck!

.

[Morgan.]

I'm fine with Adam getting my immunity for this round if it's top 5

No! :nono:

[Jamie89]

If Adam goes I'm gonna feel so guilty, it will literally be my fault :worry: WILL...... DO SOMETHING......

[Amy Jade]

Nicky supporting me :love:

[kirklancaster]

defo agree about the 84 years question, but the sinatra one was wrong because it was which 'modern day' artist, and alicia keys' 'new york' is a different song to sinatras.

The Sinatra classic was actually called 'New York, New York' - not 'New York' as in the Alicia Keys song.

[Johnnyuk123]

The Sinatra classic was actually called 'New York, New York' - not 'New York' as in the Alicia Keys song.

Drag that bitch Kirky! :cheer2:

[Jamie89]

The Sinatra classic was actually called 'New York, New York' - not 'New York' as in the Alicia Keys song.

Ah good point

[Amy Jade]

Wasn't Alicia Key's song called Empire State if Mind not New York?

[Will.]

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
Candice - Margarine.
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiara - Daniel-X


It's time for the Rose Ceremony:

Kirk, would you please hand out the roses in this thread (not PM), you can only save four of the contestants, ONE will be eliminated tonight.

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

[Jamie89]

Drag that bitch Kirky! :cheer2:

I'm gonna drag you through a hedge backwards in a minute bitch! Oh wait... nevermind... looks like someone already has :whistle:

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm gonna drag you through a hedge backwards in a minute bitch! Oh wait... nevermind... looks like someone already has :whistle:

Before or after that line of coke on the coffee table?:smug:

[Denver]

Wasn't Alicia Key's song called Empire State if Mind not New York?

Yes it was

[Jamie89]

Wasn't Alicia Key's song called Empire State if Mind not New York?

Ah, another good point.

(I think though, was the version she did with JayZ called empire state of mind, but her album version was New York? I might be wrong. I have it on my phone and it's called New York, but I might have named it myself :laugh:)

[Jamie89]

I'm really hoping Adam stays :fc:

[Will.]

Ah, another good point.

(I think though, was the version she did with JayZ called empire state of mind, but her album version was New York? I might be wrong. I have it on my phone and it's called New York, but I might have named it myself :laugh:)

Yes, it's New York (her solo version), I didn't mention Jay-Z.

[Denver]

Ah, another good point.

(I think though, was the version she did with JayZ called empire state of mind, but her album version was New York? I might be wrong. I have it on my phone and it's called New York, but I might have named it myself :laugh:)

Wasnt her one empire state of mind II?

[kirklancaster]

I am sorry, but the beauty being eliminated tonight is......

Tiara - Daniel-X.

Sorry Daniel.

[Johnnyuk123]

Get your coat honey cos your about to take a trip to loserville. B bye.:smug:

[Will.]

Daniel-X (Tiara) you have been eliminated!

Thank you for playing.

Please say your goodbyes.

[Jamie89]

Get your coat honey cos your about to take a trip to loserville. B bye.:smug:

Is that what you say when you bring someone back to your place? :smug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Taxi for one.

[Will.]

Now would we like to meet's tonight late arrival?

[Cal.]

No no nohttp://25.media.tumblr.com/6a23a796f51fa14318900da310057473/tumblr_mvp7ap9JjA1qm2c8no1_500.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Is that what you say when you bring someone back to your place? :smug:

And you say leave the cash on the bedside table.:smug:

[Morgan.]

OMG Daniel we are going to miss you! You can crash at my place for the night if you want!

[Cal.]

That bitch Amy Jade is still here and Tiara's going home?http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a23a796f51fa14318900da310057473/tumblr_mvp7ap9JjA1qm2c8no1_500.gif

[Denver]

I'm really hoping Adam stays :fc:

You best be you cheating old slag :fist:

[Johnnyuk123]

OMG Daniel we are going to miss you! You can crash at my place for the night if you want!

Lesbo teas.

[Jamie89]

And you say leave the cash on the bedside table.:smug:

At least I turn a profit :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Wasnt her one empire state of mind II?

The Kanye one was Empire State of Mind (Part ll)

Alicia never released a song called New York as far as I can see on her discography

[kirklancaster]

OMG Daniel we are going to miss you! You can crash at my place for the night if you want!

I told you it would not be you tonight Prof - though you made sure of it by winning.

[Johnnyuk123]

At least I turn a profit :fist:

50p a go.

[Morgan.]

Lesbo teas.

I won't be there, I'm going back to the mansion! I'm trying to get away from my psycho ex who still loves me but I don't feel the same way, I want Kirk!

[Johnnyuk123]

At least I turn a profit :fist:

You also turn your knickers inside out to save on washing them. Thats when you manage to wear a pair.:hehe:

[Amy Jade]

That bitch Amy Jade is still here and Tiara's going home?http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a23a796f51fa14318900da310057473/tumblr_mvp7ap9JjA1qm2c8no1_500.gif
I make an effort to stay unlike you showing up late and not even bothering in the tasks!

You'll never work again you won't!

[kirklancaster]

The Kanye one was Empire State of Mind (Part ll)

Alicia never released a song called New York as far as I can see on her discography

You are correct A.J - as far as I know. I used the term 'New York' simply because that's what Will used.

[Cal.]

I won't be there, I'm going back to the mansion! I'm trying to get away from my psycho ex who still loves me but I don't feel the same way, I want Kirk!

Well Kirk is mine bitchhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/6a23a796f51fa14318900da310057473/tumblr_mvp7ap9JjA1qm2c8no1_500.gif

[Jamie89]

I told you it would not be you tonight Prof - though you made sure of it by winning.

What he means to say is, he'd like to have eliminated you, but the rules of the game didn't allow him to do so. Good luck tomorrow hun :smug:

[Denver]

Well Kirk is mine bitchhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/6a23a796f51fa14318900da310057473/tumblr_mvp7ap9JjA1qm2c8no1_500.gif

Thats why i been riding him every night :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

Well Kirk is mine bitchhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/6a23a796f51fa14318900da310057473/tumblr_mvp7ap9JjA1qm2c8no1_500.gif

If he wanted you he could just adopt a hippo tbh

[Morgan.]

Will every night be tasks with the opportunity to get immunity, or will we get more like night 1?

[Johnnyuk123]

If he wanted you he could just adopt a hippo tbh

Talking of hippo's hows Jamie tonight?:laugh:

[Dollface]

If he wanted you he could just adopt a hippo tbh

:laugh2:

[Dollface]

aww no dan's been eliminated? </3

[Morgan.]

What he means to say is, he'd like to have eliminated you, but the rules of the game didn't allow him to do so. Good luck tomorrow hun :smug:

Kirk wouldn't backstab me in this way, we had a great time in the coach loo.

[Cal.]

Thats why i been riding him every night :hehe:

He's using you for the slut you are, when it comes to finding his real woman I'll be waiting right here.

[SuperV]

So who is the new bitch?

[Amy Jade]

Talking of hippo's hows Jamie tonight?:laugh:

Not sure hun she and Cal couldn't fit their fat asses in the plane seats so they're in cages in storage like dogs

[kirklancaster]

Kirk wouldn't backstab me in this way, we had a great time in the coach loo.

And breakfast together when everyone else was sleeping.

[Will.]

http://i63.tinypic.com/282gy8z.jpg

It's Tiffany (Tom*)

What is you name and age?

Tiffany, 21

What part of the USA are you from?

New York

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?

Rich Bitch writing fashion blog X

Are you a wealthy chick?

YES
I earnt my first million in 2013

Are you an aggressive chick?

YAAAAS

Do you have a game plan?

not really but I will SCALP ANY HOES THAT GET IN MY MOTHER****ING WAY oF MY MAN

Why are you going on The Bachelor?

airtime and mantime x

What are you best qualities?

rich, happy, sassy X

Are you a team player?

Meh

What would you do to win?

SCALP ANY HOES THAT GET IN MY MOTHER****I-wait a minute

[Johnnyuk123]

Not sure hun she and Cal couldn't fit their fat asses in the plane seats so they're in cages in storage like dogs

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[Denver]

He's using you for the slut you are, when it comes to finding his real woman I'll be waiting right here.

He doesnt want Mutton honey

[Cal.]

If he wanted you he could just adopt a hippo tbh

He will want me BITCH, HIPPO OR NOT, the same cannot be said for your ratchet asshttp://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/fe8008cd-98c8-4bed-a8bd-d87a74d4fa12/dd14aeaf-4051-4d87-967e-91d9c6347d3a.gif

[Jamie89]

Kirk wouldn't backstab me in this way, we had a great time in the coach loo.

Kirk backstabbing you in the loo? Scotty T teas :omgno:

[Morgan.]

Welcome Tom!

[Johnnyuk123]

Sounds like a right hoe.

[Denver]

Not another ugly wench im so walking this

[Amy Jade]

Not another fat slut

[T*]

http://imgur.com/TgOBSoe.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Not another ugly wench im so walking this

She will get sympathy votes for the club foot.

[kirklancaster]

TOM!!! NOW the insults REALLY start. :laugh:

[Cal.]

Not sure hun she and Cal couldn't fit their fat asses in the plane seats so they're in cages in storage like dogs

I'm not sure where you're getting you're info from slut because my skinny ass is down in first classhttp://i.imgur.com/tZuy0HB.gif

[Will.]

Will every night be tasks with the opportunity to get immunity, or will we get more like night 1?

Day 5, 6 and 7 don't involve immunity.

Kirk will chose who goes up.

[T*]

That picture in my intro is NOT me

[Morgan.]

Day 5, 6 and 7 don't involve immunity.

Kirk will chose who goes up.


Thanks!

[Johnnyuk123]

Jamies quiet, must have a punter booked in.:smug:

[Amy Jade]

He will want me BITCH, HIPPO OR NOT, the same cannot be said for your ratchet asshttp://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/fe8008cd-98c8-4bed-a8bd-d87a74d4fa12/dd14aeaf-4051-4d87-967e-91d9c6347d3a.gif

He's kept me in so far you mangy rat, and Kirk can see how much effort I put into tasks. The only effort you make is waddling to the fridge for your 5th serving of pie

[Cal.]

Here comes another bitch I can gladly help into her taxi home in a few days timehttps://49.media.tumblr.com/5cdd6c5a9ba6ee5f07e47fe9efbad9a4/tumblr_nzs7m4rgjs1uxulieo1_500.gif

[kirklancaster]

Not another fat slut

Gemma Collins teas?

[Will.]

Kirk, it's time for another decision.

[Denver]

Jamies quiet, must have a punter booked in.:smug:

I paid for her to get liposuction

[Jamie89]

Jamies quite, must have a punter booked in.:smug:

Quite fabulous? I know, but thanks hun, mwaah

Welcome Tom :clap1: (I was wrong about it being Ashley)

[T*]

Here comes another bitch I can gladly help into her taxi home in a few days timehttps://49.media.tumblr.com/5cdd6c5a9ba6ee5f07e47fe9efbad9a4/tumblr_nzs7m4rgjs1uxulieo1_500.gif


The difference is I can fit into a taxi bitch!

[Will.]

Would you please select a contestant who you would like to go on a romantic dinner with in New York.

[Johnnyuk123]

I paid for her to get liposuction

Up at the farm?

[Jamie89]

I paid for her to get liposuction

And it was worth every penny :smug:

[Cal.]

He's kept me in so far you mangy rat, and Kirk can see how much effort I put into tasks. The only effort you make is waddling to the fridge for your 5th serving of pie

The only reason you compete in tasks is because you're not confident enough with where you stand with Kirk bitch, I KNOW my man will always have my backhttps://49.media.tumblr.com/5cdd6c5a9ba6ee5f07e47fe9efbad9a4/tumblr_nzs7m4rgjs1uxulieo1_500.gif

[Denver]

I want a date with my man Kirk

[T*]

Kirk, it's time for another decision.


Oh my god I'm getting Will TiBB Big Brother-d?!

[Amy Jade]

I'm not sure where you're getting you're info from slut because my skinny ass is down in first classhttp://i.imgur.com/tZuy0HB.gif

You wish you could afford that from your plus sized stripper earnings

[kirklancaster]

Day 5, 6 and 7 don't involve immunity.

Kirk will chose who goes up.


If ANYONE is GOING UP - it's Kirk. The question is; who is Kirk going up? :laugh:

[Morgan.]

Would you please select a contestant who you would like to go on a romantic dinner with in New York.

We are so good at breakfast Kirk, I'm even better at dinner!

[Will.]

Would you please select a contestant who you would like to go on a romantic dinner with in New York.

.

[Margarine.]

Perched for king Tom

[Amy Jade]

The only reason you compete in tasks is because you're not confident enough with where you stand with Kirk bitch, I KNOW my man will always have my backhttps://49.media.tumblr.com/5cdd6c5a9ba6ee5f07e47fe9efbad9a4/tumblr_nzs7m4rgjs1uxulieo1_500.gif

I offered my immunity tonight to Adam, I'm confident not cocky like you.

Kirk should remember how you callously rejected him last year!

[Cal.]

I offered my immunity tonight to Adam, I'm confident not cocky like you.

Kirk should remember how you callously rejected him last year!

Bitch I made a mistake. I'm back AGAIN for his heart.

[Jamie89]

Kirk should remember how you callously rejected him last year!

And I think we should remind him at every opportunity :clap1:

[Morgan.]

And I think we should remind him at every opportunity :clap1:

I'll remind him at our dinner date!

[Cal.]

Listen sluts, I don't care what you think of moi because I only care about Kirk x

[kirklancaster]

Would you please select a contestant who you would like to go on a romantic dinner with in New York.

This is really HARD (it always is, and it's embarrassing sometimes - especially when I can't cover it with my coat:laugh:)

It's going to HAVE to be.......

Mitzeee - Amy Jade.

[Will.]

Me at the chicks making insults to other contestants:

http://45.media.tumblr.com/4cceb61aa0100cc42c335303be5d6edc/tumblr_npa68iEnX11tb8iyko1_500.gif

[Denver]

Kirk loves me sluts

[Cal.]

https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/14/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14391-1381765620-22.gif

[Jamie89]

WHAt!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

This is really HARD (it always is, and it's embarrassing sometimes - especially when I can't cover it with my coat:laugh:)

It's going to HAVE to be.......

Mitzeee - Amy Jade.

Take her for a romatic stroll to the hudson river then push her in Kirky.:smug:

[Margarine.]

Esther Rantzen will be turning in her grave when she sees the underage hoes playing this game

[Amy Jade]

Awww thank you my lovely Kirk

I'll get ready while the others fume

[Will.]

Congratulations Mitzeeee, Kirk has selected you to go on a special dinner date!

[Will.]

It's time for another big decision

[Amy Jade]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/bsBrhb5AS76Lu/giphy.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Awww thank you my lovely Kirk

I'll get ready while the others fume

Don't forget to blow the cobwebs off your fanny.

[Jamie89]

He's saving the best for last :idc:

[T*]

This is really HARD (it always is, and it's embarrassing sometimes - especially when I can't cover it with my coat:laugh:)



It's going to HAVE to be.......



Mitzeee - Amy Jade.


Leave her at the restaurant!!

[Morgan.]

This is really HARD (it always is, and it's embarrassing sometimes - especially when I can't cover it with my coat:laugh:)

It's going to HAVE to be.......

Mitzeee - Amy Jade.

Well done Amy, me and Kirk will just have to rekindle at breakfast again!

[Cal.]

I don't know to feel right now

[Amy Jade]

Don't forget to blow the cobwebs off your fanny.

Kirk can do that for me on our DATE :hee:

[Morgan.]

It's time for another big decision

Really?

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirk can do that for me on our DATE :hee:

Yeah he does look at you and think your a blow up doll.:hehe:

[Will.]

Kirk, it's time get serious.

Would you please chose the five contestants who you dislike to most.

These five contestants will enter a haunted house, they will make a plea to stay which will take place tomorrow.

One of them will be eliminated tomorrow.

[Morgan.]

Please don't pick me, I tried so hard in tonight's task!

[T*]

Kirk, Remember there's nothing quite like Breakfast at Tiffany's xxx

[Denver]

Not me honey I'm pregnant I can't do it

[Jamie89]

D: :worry:

[Cal.]

;'(

[Johnnyuk123]

Were already living with that ghoul Jamie so were used to it.

[Will.]

Not me honey I'm pregnant I can't do it

https://45.media.tumblr.com/884726491b45c6479ef445a03e909132/tumblr_nr54bvq9ud1tb8iyko1_500.gif

[Amy Jade]

Kirk, Remember there's nothing quite like Breakfast at Tiffany's xxx

He'd have to take you to an all you can eat buffet for £10 to appease your appetite

[Denver]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/884726491b45c6479ef445a03e909132/tumblr_nr54bvq9ud1tb8iyko1_500.gif

I am I can feel it look

[Will.]

Kirk, it's time get serious.

Would you please chose the five contestants who you dislike to most.

These five contestants will enter a haunted house, they will make a plea to stay which will take place tomorrow.

One of them will be eliminated tomorrow.


.

[Will.]

I am I can feel it look

http://49.media.tumblr.com/e7bc278912ad8521f079fc2bb48c8b71/tumblr_npa68iEnX11tb8iyko3_500.gif

[Jamie89]

Were already living with that ghoul Jamie so were used to it.

Me and you. OUTSIDE... NOW!!https://i.imgur.com/564EE4h.jpg

[T*]

He'd have to take you to an all you can eat buffet for £10 to appease your appetite


Be quiet sweety, kirk will soon put you on the curb once he sees your udders underneath the dinner table xxxx

[Johnnyuk123]

Me and you. OUTSIDE... NOW!!https://i.imgur.com/564EE4h.jpg

I can easily fit through the door, can you?:smug:

[Morgan.]

Amy should help with the decision tbh

[Amy Jade]

Me and you. OUTSIDE... NOW!!https://i.imgur.com/564EE4h.jpg

Sounds good, let's open the plane and chuck them out for a scrap

[Will.]

Please make your decision, Kirk.

[Amy Jade]

I'll help Kirk choose :smug:

[Denver]

Mine and Kirks baby scan
http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Funny-baby-scan-can-you-see-it.jpg

[T*]

Amy should help with the decision tbh


Hush little slutbag don't say a word...

[Cal.]

I'll help Kirk choose :smug:

No you ****ing won't bitchhttps://i.imgur.com/564EE4h.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Mine and Kirks baby scan
http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Funny-baby-scan-can-you-see-it.jpg

Your having a cat by the look of that pic.:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Kirky baby I can't wait for our romantic meal :love:

[Will.]

The haunted house:



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[Johnnyuk123]

Kirky baby I can't wait for our romantic meal :love:

Your having a jumbo sausage with sauce.

[Amy Jade]

The haunted house:

http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2014/10/ohio2.jpg

That's just Cal's house isn't it?

[Morgan.]

The haunted house:

http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2014/10/ohio2.jpg

It's LeQueefShaniquas house, I'm sure of it.

[T*]

The haunted house:







http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2014/10/ohio2.jpg


Did mitzeeee give you permission to post images of her house???

[kirklancaster]

Kirk, it's time get serious.

Would you please chose the five contestants who you dislike to most.

These five contestants will enter a haunted house, they will make a plea to stay which will take place tomorrow.



Aww, Will - I don't dislike ANY of these lovely people, but I WILL select the five who I think will rip into each other the most, and with wit and real malice. :laugh:

The 5 are:

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
Candice - Margarine.
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiffany - Tom

[Amy Jade]

Your having a jumbo sausage with sauce.

Can't wait

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduSDRcaWgun2XTy/giphy.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Did mitzeeee give you permission to post images of her house???

Looks old a decrepid, could easily be Jamies fanny pic.:smug:

[Denver]

Sorry Kirk is delayed I'm currently pleasuring him

[T*]

Where is my newcomer immunity???

[Morgan.]

Aww, Will - I don't dislike ANY of these lovely people, but I WILL select the five who I think will rip into each other the most, and with wit and real malice. :laugh:

The 5 are:

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
Candice - Margarine.
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiffany - Tom

Aw thanks so much Kirk. Nice to see you sent Cal (who rejected you last time) to the house.

[Cal.]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/73e3975375189c945de1dc257b5c7c8c/tumblr_inline_n80l91VitZ1st81el.gif

[Denver]

Oh Kirk is on a sex ban now and I'm aborting the baby

[Johnnyuk123]

Bring it on. A night away from that munter Jamie is most welcomed.

[Will.]

The five contestants entering the haunted house are:

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
Candice - Margarine.
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiffany - Tom

You have a whole 24 hours to make your plea, be ready for tomorrow.

[kirklancaster]

Oh Kirk is on a sex ban now and I'm aborting the baby

:laugh:

[Morgan.]

Any more 'big decisions' or can I get back to the mansion and sleep?

[T*]

I've hardly had time to make an impression!!! HARROWINGLY UNFAIR

[Johnnyuk123]

Packs my bag with knifes and a ghost busters outfit.

[Jamie89]

Aww, Will - I don't dislike ANY of these lovely people, but I WILL select the five who I think will rip into each other the most, and with wit and real malice. :laugh:

The 5 are:

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
Candice - Margarine.
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiffany - Tom

I love you, Kirk :love:

Looks old a decrepid, could easily be Jamies fanny pic.:smug:

YOU can suck my big one!

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm ready!
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/140224131641-harold-ramis-ghostbusters-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

[Will.]

Where is my newcomer immunity???

I'm not a nice producer.

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Unreal.gif

[T*]

YOU can suck my big one!


Finger?? Your dick ain't big sweety!!

[Denver]

How that granny slut Jamie is immune is beyond me

[kirklancaster]

I'm ready!
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/140224131641-harold-ramis-ghostbusters-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

:laugh: Are the other 4 TOAST Betty?

[T*]

I'm not a nice producer.



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:idc:

[Will.]

this is not all...

[Johnnyuk123]

How that granny slut Jamie is immune is beyond me

She's on 48 different meds due to all the std's.

[Denver]

These 4 ugly fat slut are going down P.s I can't wait to bonk with Casper

[Amy Jade]

Here for all the twists tonight!

[kirklancaster]

I love you, Kirk :love:



The feeling's mutual love bunny.

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm hoping to get banged by the entity.

[Jamie89]

Finger?? Your dick ain't big sweety!!

How that granny slut Jamie is immune is beyond me

My haters pressed that I'm the nations fave :flutter:

[Will.]

Those five contestants are not entering the haunted house, this is a lie...

[Johnnyuk123]

The feeling's mutual love bunny.

Translation... I hate you you bunny boiler.:smug:

[Jamie89]

WHAT!!! (again)

[Will.]

Early this evening I asked Kirk for the five house he disliked, and he selected five contestant to enter the haunted house.

However this was a lie...

The five contestants he has selected are the five contestants immune from tomorrows elimination.

Love hurts...

Therefore the contestants entering the haunted house are:

[Amy Jade]

I'm hoping to get banged by the entity.

http://www.daidegasforum.com/images/452/Tori-Spelling-blowjob-sexy-lingerie-hot-sex-virtual-3.gif

[kirklancaster]

Aw thanks so much Kirk. Nice to see you sent Cal (who rejected you last time) to the house.

:laugh: It's just that Cal and Tom are so ACID together. :laugh: Add that to the other three wits and it's a recipe for fun, fun, fun.

[Amy Jade]

I'm looking forward to the haunted house!

[T*]

yaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Johnnyuk123]

Hahahaha get in that house you old trout Jamie.:joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

Yes suck my balls granny sluts

[Morgan.]

WHAT?

[Johnnyuk123]

Send in Jason to cull the lot of em.

[Jamie89]

Yes suck my balls granny sluts

Well to be fair, I'd rather go to the haunted house than suck Adams balls... so every cloud etc etc.

Still though...
...WHAT!!!!

[Will.]

Mitzeeee (Amy Jade)
LaDaysha (Jamie89)
Courtney (ProfessorSmooth)
LaQueef (SuperV)

You are all entering the haunted house.

You have 24 hours to write a plea, good luck.

[Morgan.]

Well that's me out then :joker:

[Morgan.]

Where do we post the plea?

[Johnnyuk123]

Mitzeeee (Amy Jade)
LaDaysha (Jamie89)
Betty (JohnnyUK123)
Courtney (ProfessorSmooth)
LaQueef (SuperV)

You are all entering the haunted house.

You have 24 hours to write a plea, good luck.

Oi you just said i was safe? wtf?

[Amy Jade]

Guys were going to the haunted house but Kirk likes us! The safe ones are still the bitches he hates haha

[Will.]

Mitzeeee (Amy Jade)
LaDaysha (Jamie89)
Courtney (ProfessorSmooth)
LaQueef (SuperV)

You are all entering the haunted house.

You have 24 hours to write a plea, good luck.

Please enter the house.

[kirklancaster]

I'm hoping to get banged by the entity.

The last time that pervy spirit showed up I locked it in a cell and fed it on a diet of bugs and Kangaroo dicks. Eventually, it screamed.....

'I'm a Cell Entity Get Me Out Of Here' :laugh: