Big Brother UK 17 - General Discussion Thread

[Jack.]

Will we get a male first evictee?

Discuss!!

Nope

[Babayaro.]

Nope, 3 females will face the first eviction :pipe:

I love Mystic Meg

[MB.]

Will we get a male first evictee?

Discuss!!

Unless we get some sort of reverse BB8 twist and even then they'd probably find a way

[Headie]

Will we get a male first evictee?

Discuss!!

No, but if we do he'll be black :laugh:

[MB.]

No, but if we do he'll be black :laugh:

Justice for Chris and Goldie and Evander and David and Winston and let's just chuck Darnell in there for good measure

[TomC]

Justice for Chris and Goldie and Evander and David and Winston and let's just chuck Darnell in there for good measure

Omg I'd never noticed this

[Cal.]

Welp not all the first male evictees being black besides John Mcririck.

[Ashley.]

Justice for Chris and Goldie and Evander and David and Winston and let's just chuck Darnell in there for good measure

Welp not all the first male evictees being black besides John Mcririck.

Justice for Andrew Stone

[Cal.]

Andrew Stone was obviously gay so homophobia

[Marsh.]

Andrew Stone was obviously gay so homophobia

:joker:

[MB.]

Paula Hamilton probably thought she was a black man so she can be counted too

[Babayaro.]

Justice for Andrew Stone

Justice for Hasan Shah

[Headie]

Welp not all the first male evictees being black besides John Mcririck.

Jackie was the first boot of CBB3 tho </3 Ageism tbh!

[Babayaro.]

oop no he was black too I would imagine

[Ant.]

why the misandry

Paula Hamilton probably thought she was a black man so she can be counted too

:joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Welp not all the first male evictees being black besides John Mcririck.

Daniel Baldwin!

[Pete.]

Jackie was the first boot of CBB3 tho </3 Ageism tbh!
UBB? (Justice for Johnny Mac!)

[MB.]

Jackie was the first boot of CBB3 tho </3 Ageism tbh!

UBB

[Pete.]

Daniel Baldwin!
Honestly who?

[Cal.]

Jackie was the first boot of CBB3 tho </3 Ageism tbh!

I meant UBB!

(But yeah the other male first boots have been old, John, Simon and Daniel Baldwin)

[MB.]

Justice for the first boot of Big Brother Panto, its viewers

[Pete.]

Justice for the first boot of Big Brother Panto, its viewers
Wasn't it Anoushka though </3

[Firewire]

Don't talk about Jonathan like that

Love you

[Marsh.]

Did they actually boot from Panto? :joker: Who won?

[Babayaro.]

didn't jade win idk

[Marsh.]

Not the bald woman

when will gail

[MB.]

Jade lost tbh

[reece(:]

Not the bald woman

when will gail
Toni Warne won?

[Pete.]

Did they actually boot from Panto? :joker: Who won?
Not really lol but Anoushlegend lost to Jade in a vote to be Cinderella by ~80% (and that wouldn't be the last time Jade got that in a vote!)

[Cal.]

Did they actually boot from Panto? :joker: Who won?

I think there was a public vote for who was Cinderella between Jade and Anouska and Jade won so yeah I guess Anouska was the first boot as she got a ****ty role?

[MB.]

Has anyone checked the Financial Times front page just to make sure the house pics haven't been revealed elsewhere

[Babayaro.]

Not the bald woman

when will gail

justice for Lisa?

[MB.]

Justice for Skin from Skunk Anansie I say

[Pete.]

Nothing on the Daily Star front page :suspect:

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[Marsh.]

You're about an hour late luv

[MB.]

-whispers- we knew

[Headie]

Tulisa for Celebs vs Civillians?

http://www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/262478-celebrity-big-brother-2016-tulisa-offered-500000-join-line-summer.html

[Pete.]

Oops :shame:

[Headie]

-whispers- we knew

Where is the live feed

[reece(:]

Tulisa for Celebs vs Civillians?

http://www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/262478-celebrity-big-brother-2016-tulisa-offered-500000-join-line-summer.html
Who's dique will she attend to?

[Marsh.]

Who's dique will she attend to?

Not here for her slapping her face with it.

[Jack.]

Welp didn't know Brian Belo was only 18 when he won big brother :umm2:

[Babayaro.]

He was 20 wasn't he

[Marsh.]

Let's not talk about scum.

[Jay28jay2]

Welp didn't know Brian Belo was only 18 when he won big brother :umm2:

He was 19

Let's not talk about scum.

:umm2: He is a nice person. A true Big Brother Legend.

[Marsh.]

:umm2: He is a nice person. A true Big Brother Legend.

He is a tool.

[joe199998293]

Never liked him me

[Jack.]

He was 20 wasn't he

Wiki said 18 but i think he was 19 so that makes him the youngest winner to date and Cameron is the oldest winner to date.

[Ashley.]

I didn't buy Brian Belo's dumb act one bit.

And if he really is that stupid, he doesn't deserve to be given any credit whatsoever.

[Pete.]

Brian :clap1:

[RichardG]

i'm glad this starts next week, waiting any longer for any details would be annoying

[MB.]

There's a show starting?

[Headie]

There's a show starting?

Yes, apparently with Brian Belo and the cast of BB Panto :whistle:

[Marsh.]

Second Chance Saloon with all the bald housemates.

[Jay28jay2]

Second Chance Saloon with all the bald housemates.

Aaron Frews redemption :clap1:

[Will.]

Sure Jan

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[Jason.]

screaming @ ageism @ Jackie being evicted first

ik it was like 4 pages ago but i only saw it now

[*mazedsalv**]

House pics at 12?

Hmm dunno

[elliebrew]

Still not house pictures. I'm shocked

[BBJordan]

https://twitter.com/edhottv/status/737771218510721024

Ed Gleave just tweeted big blagger saying 'no BBUK stories tomorrow I'm afraid' does this means tomorrow's paper or none for Thursday either?

[Ross.]

Can they get a move on with the promo please the series literally starts a week today

[TomC]

Sounds like no news on Thursday either.

So basically Rylan has proved once again to be a total WUM

[MB.]

Still not house pictures. I'm shocked

It's messy isn't it

[Pete.]

Rylan will do a This Morning exclusive

[Jack.]

Since coming to 5 have the house pics always first been shown in the daily star or have they released them themselves ever?

[MB.]

Sounds like no news on Thursday either.

So basically Rylan has proved once again to be a total WUM

Rylan never mentioned a thing about house pictures

[Will.]

Since coming to 5 have the house pics always first been shown in the daily star or have they released them themselves ever?

I think BB16 weren't in the newspaper on the midnight they were revealed, might be wrong.

[elliebrew]

It's messy isn't it

Still at it with the snide remarks

Is it like tourettes?

[Jack.]

Rylan will do a This Morning exclusive

He will probably say tomorrow Join me on Friday's show where i've got some big big brother exclusives :fist:

[Marsh.]

"Snide"

Get a thesaurus.

[Ashley.]

Is it like tourettes?

On-season has begun lads

[MB.]

Do I have Tourette's? No, no I do not have Tourette's

[Jack.]

I think BB16 weren't in the newspaper on the midnight they were revealed, might be wrong.

Yeah I'm sure some house pics got released at like 8.30 in the morning or something like that I might be wrong.

[reece(:]

Second Chance Saloon with all the bald housemates.

Ife to snatch the crown?

[Ashley.]

Ife to snatch the crown?

Justice for attention seeking Gail? /chuff

[elliebrew]

"Snide"

Get a thesaurus.

Repetitive? Annoying isn't it?

[Will.]

Yeah I'm sure some house pics got released at like 8.30 in the morning or something like that I might be wrong.

I think BB16 might have been midnight release, I'm sure I was annoyed I was still up as I had an exam the next day.

[Jack.]

On-season has begun lads

It hasn't even begun properly yet either can you imagine how bad it will get once it has begun properly :worry:

[TomC]

Rylan never mentioned a thing about house pictures

I thought he said 'everything is coming midweek'

[Marsh.]

Repetitive? Annoying isn't it?

It's buzzin babe

[Will.]

The noose is tightening

[elliebrew]

It's buzzin babe

Buzzing*

[MB.]

I thought he said 'everything is coming midweek'

He mentioned that he'd reveal news but he was purposefully vague about it

[elliebrew]

I thought he said 'everything is coming midweek'

He did. On TM last week he said all will be revealed middle of the week

[Jack.]

I think BB16 might have been midnight release, I'm sure I was annoyed I was still up as I had an exam the next day.

Just checked yeah it was a midnight reveal last year :)

[reece(:]

It hasn't even begun properly yet either can you imagine how bad it will get once it has begun properly :worry:

The oldies still need to find their way back

[TomC]

He mentioned that he'd reveal news but he was purposefully vague about it

He did. On TM last week he said all will be revealed middle of the week

oh

[Pete.]

The hype around BB15 :clap1:

A mess at Jack_ getting excited thinking the pod was an HoH room

[Marsh.]

Rylan's a cock. Drags the show down further than it is.

[MB.]

A mess at Jack_ getting excited thinking the pod was an HoH room

:joker:

[elliebrew]

Rylan's a cock. Drags the show down further than it is.

Disagree

Rylan is fine

[Jack_]

Are we all ready for Chuff and her stanning of vile hms

welp someone hold me

The hype around BB15 :clap1:

A mess at Jack_ getting excited thinking the pod was an HoH room

:joker: that was only cause some bastard said it was

[Jack.]

The oldies still need to find their way back

Who are we classing as the oldies?? :laugh:

[Rob!]

Buzzing*

That's just his accent

[Jason.]

The hype around BB15 :clap1:

A mess at Jack_ getting excited thinking the pod was an HoH room

:joker:

That's funny given how much he gets excited over the BBUSA format

[BBJordan]

https://twitter.com/tellymix/status/737774528030466048

Could this infer that the house pictures have been taken?

[Ashley.]

welp someone hold me

Bubble?

[Marsh.]

Disagree

Rylan is fine

Disagree

Rylan is awful

[Jack_]

Personally when Rylan said 'we're gonna tell you everything' I didn't think he meant that to include house pics. I mean you can't 'tell' someone about pictures

[Greg!]

Buzzing*

Oh bore off, why do you always cause drama for absolutely no reason?

[MB.]

Disagree

Rylan is fine

Rylan's hubby teas

[reece(:]

Who are we classing as the oldies?? :laugh:

http://argyllcommunities.org/files/2011/11/Knitters.png

[elliebrew]

Oh bore off, why do you always cause drama for absolutely no reason?

No drama here Gregory

[Marsh.]

Buzzing*

fumin

[Greg!]

Bet you anything Rylan will be off sick from this morning tomorrow and we won't get any house pictures

[Rob!]

Not Mokka, LT and Chuff back from their coach trip :clap1:

[MB.]

Who are we classing as the oldies?? :laugh:

Anything Sophie from Love Island up

[elliebrew]

fumin

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/spellcheck/english/?q=fumin

[MB.]

(is that her name? Sophie? idk)

[T*]

Rylan: 'i have some news for ya'
'ME AND DAN ARE HAVIN A SURROGATE BABAY'
-all of tibb kills themselves-

[Jason.]

Anything Sophie from Love Island up

:joker:

[Marsh.]

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/spellcheck/english/?q=fumin

Blue waffle

[MB.]

Yes, Marsha, spell auxin correctly :fist:

[Jack_]

Perched for the slut shaming and the attacks on people's appearances and the stanning of dullards and the double standards and the obsessive hatred and the vitriolic posts :cheer2: yay for on season!!!1

[Jack.]

Anything Sophie from Love Island up

http://static.idolator.com/uploads/2016/05/mariah-carey-i-dont-know-her-jlo.gif

[Marsh.]

Perched for Jack_ vs LukeB: Round 672 :hehe:

[Jason.]

Not here for Adam's fat shaming

[elliebrew]

Blue waffle

Marsh has malfunctioned

He's just spouting random words that don't mean anything. Mods should probably deactivate the account before it happens to the rest of us

[T*]

Perched for the slut shaming and the attacks on people's appearances and the stanning of dullards and the double standards and the obsessive hatred and the vitriolic posts :cheer2: yay for on season!!!1

'eMMA IS RACIST BLAHAAHAHA'

[MB.]

Perched for Jack to complain why the mute isn't booed to death each week

[Jack_]

Perched for Jack_ vs LukeB: Round 672 :hehe:

please no

[Black Dagger]

Not here for Adam's fat shaming

If you stuff your face you deserve it!!!! or whatever he says.

[Jason.]

Perched for Jack_ vs LukeB: Round 672 :hehe:

Stop trolling imo

[Pete.]

The best moment of last years on season was Nancy Littlebottom infiltrating the Lady Gags thread

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/y6kg47M.png

Messy

[Marsh.]

Marsh has malfunctioned

He's just spouting random words that don't mean anything. Mods should probably deactivate the account before it happens to the rest of us

Blue waffle means a lot actually.

Yum.

[reece(:]

The best moment of last years on season was Nancy Littlebottom infiltrating the Lady Gags thread

:clap1:

[Greg!]

http://i.imgur.com/y6kg47M.png

Messy

Legend Mary Bell

[Ross.]

http://i.imgur.com/y6kg47M.png

Messy

Mary Bell doing the lords work :clap1:

[Jack_]

http://i.imgur.com/y6kg47M.png

Messy

'love'

serving me and Greg?

[MB.]

Mary Bell 4 BOTS

[LukeB]

Perched for Jack_ vs LukeB: Round 672 :hehe:

http://popcrush.com/files/2015/05/mariah-carey-i-dont-know-her.gif

[Marsh.]

Mary Bell. Get her in the house!!!

[Jason.]

MB serving Mary Bell?

[MB.]

Mary Bell. Get her in the house!!!

Mary Bell vs Marlene in the toilets for top two?

[Jack_]

The best moment of last years on season was Nancy Littlebottom infiltrating the Lady Gags thread

screaming I forgot about that <3

[LukeB]

Mary Bell for CBB

[MB.]

MB serving Mary Bell?

It's true

[Cal.]

didn't Mary Bell kill people

[Jack.]

I normally stay away from here when it's on season but i'm staying around this time. I don''t if that will be such a good idea or not :worry:

[MB.]

Mary Bell 4 BOTS

Mary Bell. Get her in the house!!!

Mary Bell for CBB

Blimey, she's got a busy summer planned

[Black Dagger]

Wasn't Mary Bell the cat lady who threw it in a bin?

[Denver]

Not here for Adam's fat shaming

Fat people deserve to be shamed :hee:

[Jack_]

not Luke pretending not to know someone whose posts he's obsessed with

I normally stay away from here when it's on season but i'm staying around this time. I don''t if that will be such a good idea or not :worry:

Probably not these days tbh

[Jason.]

Mess she strangled two kids :worry:

[Marsh.]

Wasn't Mary Bell the cat lady who threw it in a bin?

Here for her kidnapping Rylan in her wheelie bin. :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Oh cat lady was Mary Bale, two completely different people.

[MB.]

didn't Mary Bell kill people

Wasn't Mary Bell the cat lady who threw it in a bin?

Mess she strangled two kids :worry:

Blimey, she's got a busy summer planned

[Ross.]

Is Jeanine Dannatt really Marsh expressing his true love for Rylan though?

[Cal.]

Mess she strangled two kids :worry:

Knew I'd heard of ha

She lived on a council estate and killed 2 kids when she was like 8 and give herself away through a drawing or something

[Jack.]

Mess she strangled two kids :worry:

Welp I just googled the name and she was one scary looking child and one evil child aswell :umm2:

[MB.]

Oh cat lady was Mary Bale, two completely different people.

She is also me

[LukeB]

not Luke pretending not to know someone whose posts he's obsessed with


Not Jack thinking he's that special that someone is obsessed with him when they don't give a damn.

[Marsh.]

not Luke pretending not to know someone whose posts he's obsessed with



Probably not these days tbh

Not Jack thinking he's that special that someone is obsessed with him when they don't give a damn.

Here we go!

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[Ross.]

Wait why is she posting on the BB Facebook and not locked up

[Jordan.]

didn't Mary Bell kill people

She should continue ha work

[Headie]

Bye @ random chat and pointless arguments rising again

Are y'all forgetting what Josy said :nono:

Wont post a warning again, next person to take the thread of topic is getting infracted/banned

Head to chat threads if you want to chat crap

[Ross.]

She should continue ha work

Rylan next?

[LukeB]

Mess she strangled two kids :worry:

she looks scary af

[Ross.]

Here we go!

popcorn.gif

:joker:

[Cal.]

Wait why is she posting on the BB Facebook and not locked up

It's Probs not the same one

[Daniel.]

I can't believe people argue on TiBB

[Rob!]

Not here for Josy calling our discussions crap :hmph:

[LukeB]

Here we go!

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you started it :oh:

[MB.]

Let's get back to discussing things that we won't get infracted for like BB winners an-oh wait

[LukeB]

Wait why is she posting on the BB Facebook and not locked up

She has a secret iphone in prison. We need to keep Tom safe

[Marsh.]

Mary Bell after Rylan just posted bogus BB news on his twitter feed...

http://i.imgur.com/eY8VXiJ.gif

[MB.]

What are our thoughts on Saffia Corden

[Rob!]

There's not really anything to discuss yet anyway

[Jack_]

Here we go!

popcorn.gif

:joker:

[Jason.]

What are our thoughts on Saffia Corden

who

[Jack.]

Tellymix have pictures of the house apparently :suspect:

[MB.]

There's not really anything to discuss yet anyway

That was my point but hey ho

[LukeB]

There's not really anything to discuss yet anyway

We can discuss how tragic it is there's an eviction 3 days after the launch?

[Will.]

Mess at that twitter page counting down till midnight.

[reece(:]

I wonder if the same dubstep track that they've used for 4 year will still be used for best bits

[LukeB]

Victoria to come back to BB and be evicted on Day 4?

[Marsh.]

We can discuss how tragic it is there's an eviction 3 days after the launch?

A BBCAN tea

[Glenn.]

Tellymix have pictures of the house apparently :suspect:

where?

[Jason.]

Justice for Evil Eyes Vic </3

[LukeB]

I wonder if the same dubstep track that they've used for 4 year will still be used for best bits

I'm not here for a dubstep version of work from home.

[LukeB]

A BBCAN tea

They get evicted on Day 7 actually :hee:

they enter a week before the show is aired on TV

[Pete.]

Tellymix have pictures of the house apparently :suspect:
I can't see anything :shame:

[Marsh.]

Mess at that twitter page counting down till midnight.

Perched for Rylan's fingernail.

[MB.]

where?

It's in Borehamwood

[Jack.]

where?

They have told me that they got some pictures but no idea when they'll be released officially.

[MB.]

Perched for Rylan's fingernail.

Rylan's hubby teas

[Jack.]

It's in Borehamwood

:joker:

[Glenn.]

It's in Borehamwood

I will ****ing slap you

[elliebrew]

Perched for Rylan's fingernail.

'Perched, here for, not here for, mess'.....etc

Just stop! It's agony seeing how far language has fallen

Every single post now includes one of the above.

It's juvenile

[LukeB]

'Perched, here for, not here for, mess'.....etc

Just stop! It's agony seeing how far language has fallen

Every single post now includes one of the above.

It's juvenile

Perched for Marsh vs Elliebrew

[Glenn.]

Can we set fire to elliebrew please. He's far too messy tonight

[Jack.]

Perched for Marsh vs Elliebrew

Here for that tbh

[Will.]

Might go to the launch and get my tits out

[Jason.]

Not Marsh vs. Elliebrew becoming the new Luke vs. Jack

[Marsh.]

'Perched, here for, not here for, mess'.....etc

Just stop! It's agony seeing how far language has fallen

Every single post now includes one of the above.

It's juvenile

Put me on ignore then, do us all a favour hun.

Perch yourself over there and **** off. :hee:

[LukeB]

Might go to the launch and get my tits out

Well thank god you're under 18 :smug:

[Jack_]

'Perched, here for, not here for, mess'.....etc

Just stop! It's agony seeing how far language has fallen

Every single post now includes one of the above.

It's juvenile

not here for you shading us all but I'm perched for the messy drags that will soon follow

[Will.]

Well thank god you're under 18 :smug:

I went when I was 14 :laugh:

[LukeB]

Here for that tbh

slay a bit

[Black Dagger]

'Perched, here for, not here for, mess'.....etc

Just stop! It's agony seeing how far language has fallen

Every single post now includes one of the above.

It's juvenile

We can talk how we like!

[LukeB]

I went when I was 14 :laugh:

you have to be 18 though :suspect:

[Pete.]

Ellie it's only an Internet forum

[Marsh.]

"Juvenile"

From a bloke pretending to be a woman and is so eager for attention pretends to have news relating to Big Brother. :shame: FOR SHAME.

[Jason.]

I went when I was 14 :laugh:

Receipts?

[Jack.]

We can talk how we like!

Stanning you right now Lucas

[Headie]

I went when I was 14 :laugh:

Liza Minelli

[MB.]

Ou est la piscine?

[Black Dagger]

Life is one big GAME. We should all be happy and play it how we want to play it.

[elliebrew]

"Juvenile"

From a bloke pretending to be a woman and is so eager for attention pretends to have news relating to Big Brother. :shame: FOR SHAME.

Whose pretending to be a woman? Hahahaha

[Black Dagger]

Stanning your right now Lucas

I'm slain by your kindness.

[Jack.]

Life is one big GAME. We should all be happy and play it how we want to play it.

So true :worship:

[MB.]

Whose pretending to be a woman? Hahahaha

Who's

[Black Dagger]

Life is one big GAME. We should all be happy and play it how we want to play it.

This was very philosophical Lucas, well done.

[Marsh.]

Whose pretending to be a woman? Hahahaha

No one "ellie".

[Marsh.]

Who's

:joker:

[Jack.]

Whose pretending to be a woman? Hahahaha

You hun

[Marsh.]

Hahahaha

This butchery of the english language makes me pale.

[elliebrew]

Who's

:joker: touchè

[Will.]

I sent you a PM Jason

[LukeB]

I sent you a PM Jason

Where's my pm :suspect:

[Jack.]

I sent you a PM Jason

Where is my PM??:nono:

[Ross.]

I sent you a PM Jason

Oh

[Marsh.]

I want Rylan dead.

[Jack_]

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t r a g i c

[Will.]

I sent you both one as well

[LukeB]

I want Rylan dead.

Ring Mary Bell up

[Glenn.]

:skull:

[Will.]

mess
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[Jamie89]

I've grown to love tibb slang :love:

[Black Dagger]

Urgh. I hope it gets aids.

[Pete.]

Tellymix being cute and adding a BBUK story at midnight. I see them

[Oaker]

Tellymix needs to leak the pics tbh

[MB.]

This explains a lot

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[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Pete.]

This explains a lot

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Isn't it half term?

[Will.]

tragic

[Marsh.]

1st June :o

[Black Dagger]

This explains a lot

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Something tells me he needn't bother.

[Glenn.]

Screaming at 'whoops i deleted them'

[Oaker]

I can't believe it's June already :worry:

[LukeB]

1st June :o

mess

[Will.]

Poor Joshua being fooled

[Marsh.]

mess

Excuse me :oh:

[elliebrew]

mess

*sigh*

[Marsh.]

*sigh*

Welp apologies for spilling the tea in this harrowing a tad avant garde thread, wasnt intending to leave anyone wigless, scalp or shade T'core, perched now for the fun and tings and everyfin and every fin /josy

[Black Dagger]

Why are you so bothered though? I'm not trying to argue, I'm just wondering what effects your life so much at how people interact on a forum about people living in a house.

[LukeB]

*sigh*

oh did someone not like the word mess
https://38.media.tumblr.com/8258ab3847a6f5bd919e64b2490d1bdb/tumblr_np74jzOncF1sfysqqo2_250.gif

[LukeB]

Excuse me :oh:

it's a mess how it's June already :oh:

[MB.]

1st June :o

You could have convinced me it was the 1st of April tbh