☠ In Cold Blood VII ☠

[Marsh.]

Ask a mod to help. I know they can edit your sigs for you. :thumbs:

[hijaxers]

I'll be back at 6am more than likely so it'll be back to square 1 , sorry if i'm messing the task up.

[Benjamin]

Just ben and ammi that need feeding and then I can begin the second meal

sorry I'm at work.

Meow

[Benjamin]

aww my cat <3

[Benjamin]

when do we need to give the cat name?

[T*]

anytime within the task I suppose

[Benjamin]

so for us to pass for you, Tom, we need to all as a group get 5 feeding times in the next 48 hours? Have I understood that correctly?

[Marsh.]

Can I feed Ben?

[Shaun]

I believe there've been eight people in to groom the pets so far :think:

[Benjamin]

we need 20?

[Shaun]

Yeah

[Ammi]

...meow/morning...my kitty looks purrfect...:lovedup:...

[Benjamin]

I've made a thread asking for people to come groom/pet our cats.

The worst thing is, that's probably nowhere one of the oddest threads I've made. :laugh:

[Ammi]

I've made a thread asking for people to come groom/pet our cats.

The worst thing is, that's probably nowhere one of the oddest threads I've made. :laugh:

...good thinking darling..:love:..yeah the 'worst' thing I guess is that most will just glance at the title and think...oh nice to see Ben posting more often atm...

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Ammi]

..oh that's quite boring that title Ben...what about hit me with your kitten baby and there'll be purrks delivered purrsonally to you TiBBies...

[Benjamin]

:idc:

How about come groom my pussy

[Ammi]

...LOL you changed it...:lovedup:....hawwww, I've missed you Ben...:love:..yeah, now that's a Ben thread, that'll bring all your kittens to the yard...

[Ammi]

:idc:

How about come groom my pussy

..how about no, I haven't had breakfast yet and do your own grooming thank you...

[Ammi]

...you disgust me Ben, stay in your lane and corner in NZ....

[Benjamin]

:dazzler:

[Benjamin]

Amish I'm ill, I have man flu

[Benjamin]

Pity me

[Benjamin]

Bloody autocorrect always changes your name to Amish, Ammo, ammunition or Ammon :fist:

[Ammi]

.....awwwww..:hug:..I made you some soup..(because 30 second homemade soup recipes are my thing, I mean obvs...)...with love and affection etc..:love:...


http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/26/d1/7c/26d17c3cf207c047a2ee96b8283dd81c.jpg



...excuse me waiter there's a kitty in my soup...no sir, you're just playing one of Shaun's games you looney now eat your damn soup, that'll be 75 NZ dollars or whatever...

[Benjamin]

What a bargain! Just need someone to plump my pillows now.

[Ammi]

...I'll leave that bit to you, I need to grooming myself for work...actually I did just get a shower while I was making soup and posting.../it's amazing what females can do in 30 seconds with their multi-tasking ha ha ha that was the thing in the beginning...that you weren't clever enough to be a lady and have man flu immunity for your lifetime and just became old and fragile very quickly...(I'll catch you in a bit lovely/hope you start to feel better soon..:love:..)...(knowing how moany you are when you're ill, they're probably all signing deportation papers right this minute for you, those New Zealanders..)...:hug:...

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

I am so moany when I'm ill. Men are not designed for illness.

Catch you in a bit, I'll keep an eye in here.

[Mokka]

grooms a cat

[Benjamin]

:love:

Thank you

[Ammi]

...Nicole's Pussycat Dolls got groupies, these pussycat dolls get groomies...:love:..

[hijaxers]

Good Morning

[Benjamin]

Hijaxers are you still trying to get your cat gif to work?

[Benjamin]

Also, morning :hugesmile:

[hijaxers]

Hijaxers are you still trying to get your cat gif to work?


Yes i just tried to change it but its still the same

[Benjamin]

Quote my post and copy from where it starts and paste that in your signature



[img]http://i.imgur.com/F8gFG3t.gif


See if that works

[hijaxers]

Quote my post and copy from where it starts and paste that in your signature



[img]http://i.imgur.com/F8gFG3t.gif


See if that works

Ok Ben lets see

[hijaxers]

Oh thankyou at last

[Benjamin]

Yay!! It worked :hugesmile:

[Mokka]

I like hijaxers cat the best :flutter:

[Kizzy]

What am I supposed to be doing again?...

[Ammi]

What am I supposed to be doing again?...

...just post I'm here to stroke the cats or some similar thing Kizzy...

[hijaxers]

I like hijaxers cat the best :flutter:

Aw cute ain't they :wavey:

[Benjamin]

Yay kizzy :love:

[Ammi]

....YAY Jax...:love:...haw, well done you...I hadn't seen you as I was making a post and didn't realise you were about but YAY Ben as well, what a team you two...:lovedup:...

[Benjamin]

I like hijaxers cat the best :flutter:

:idc:

You're done here now. :hmph:

[Kizzy]

Ta, ok stroke stroke... there.

And plumped your pillows too :laugh:

[Benjamin]

i got my pillows plumped :lovedup:

[Ammi]

i got my pillows plumped :lovedup:

...you tart, you knew you would...:laugh:...

[Benjamin]

:dazzler:

[Ammi]

..personally I wouldn't have touched them/your pillows because I don't want to get grey hairs all over my black outfit.../looks a bit tacky when that happens...

[hijaxers]

...you tart, you knew you would...:laugh:...

Hi Ammi what are you calling your little contortionist ?

[Ammi]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/dazzler1.gif

[Benjamin]

..personally I wouldn't have touched them/your pillows because I don't want to get grey hairs all over my black outfit.../looks a bit tacky when that happens...

No need to get catty :dazzler:

[Mokka]

:idc:

You're done here now. :hmph:

fine... use me till your pussy is satisfied and then toss me aside... :hmph:

[Kizzy]

https://j.gifs.com/vZwEpB.gif

[hijaxers]

fine... use me till your pussy is satisfied and then toss me aside... :hmph:

:joker::joker::joker: Excellent

[Benjamin]

fine... use me till your pussy is satisfied and then toss me aside... :hmph:

Spoken like a true man :laugh:

[Benjamin]

https://j.gifs.com/vZwEpB.gif

So cute. We have two kittens in my house here :lovedup:

[Ammi]

Hi Ammi what are you calling your little contortionist ?

..I was going to call it Meowzie...(I don't know if that spelling is correct..)...but it's the name of another member's cat but I think actually I might call her That Girl and That Cat...what about you..?..

[Amy Jade]

Morning everyone x

[Benjamin]

Morning

[Benjamin]

Haha yours in playing guitar :love:

[Ammi]

...she looks like a country music cat Amy...what did you call her...?...

[hijaxers]

Morning everyone x

Morning Amy yours is cute.

[Ammi]

...we've all just become cat ladies and we're loving it...:lovedup:...

[Benjamin]

I might call mine dog

[hijaxers]

..I was going to call it Meowzie...(I don't know if that spelling is correct..)...but it's the name of another member's cat but I think actually I might call her That Girl and That Cat...what about you..?..

I was thinking Fidget as it can't keep still

[Ammi]

I was thinking Fidget as it can't keep still

...or Nightmare as that's what it was to put it in...:laugh:...

[Benjamin]

Do we have to Pm our name to Shaun?

[Ammi]

I might call mine dog

..yeah I quite like Dog, Ben and his dog/one man and his dog, type thing...went to meow a meadow....

[hijaxers]

...or Nightmare as that's what it was to put it in...:laugh:...

This is true :conf::laugh:

[Benjamin]

..yeah I quite like Dog, Ben and his dog/one man and his dog, type thing...went to meow a meadow....

:joker:

[Ammi]

Do we have to Pm our name to Shaun?

...he said just to post it on his wall in case he misses some in the thread...

[Benjamin]

Ah okay, I guess we have until this tasks ends to do so?

[hijaxers]

...he said just to post it on his wall in case he misses some in the thread...

OK so where is his wall located :laugh::laugh:

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

I'll find a link for you

[Benjamin]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=6064

[hijaxers]

:laugh:

I'll find a link for you

Oh thankyou Ben you're very kind

[Benjamin]

No worries.

[Benjamin]

I have a feeling you lot are going to be waiting for me if shai. Doesn't post the second meal soon. I'll be off to bed in around an hour.

[hijaxers]

I have a feeling you lot are going to be waiting for me if shai. Doesn't post the second meal soon. I'll be off to bed in around an hour.

Not looking likely right now is it, thinking it could be at 9am

[Babayaro.]

My cat is called Jennipurr Aniston :)

[hijaxers]

My cat is called Jennipurr Aniston :)

Mine is Fidget

[Benjamin]

I'll hold out until 9.30am your time but then I really have to sleep.

[hijaxers]

I'll hold out until 9.30am your time but then I really have to sleep.

Do i need to get people to come and groom the cats or have they been groomed enough til after the grub ?

[Benjamin]

I think we could do with another 11/12 people?

[hijaxers]

I think we could do with another 11/12 people?

Ok i'll get on it.

[kirklancaster]

Don't now if this is correct, but I'm here, brush in hand to groom all those sweet pussies.

[Benjamin]

:clap1:
Thank you

You may want to wash your hands now, god knows where half these pussy's have been.

[hijaxers]

Don't now if this is correct, but I'm here, brush in hand to groom all those sweet pussies.

Well done Kirk Purrrfect Thankyou.

[hijaxers]

:clap1:
Thank you

You may want to wash your hands now, god knows where half these pussy's have been.

Wow i've actually discovered how to get to peoples walls . A step forward - Don't laugh :joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

hoorah, we'll have this part of the task done in no time.

Right, I have to sleep now, you're all going to have to wait for me to wake up to progress if Shaun posts more food.

[kirklancaster]

Well done Kirk Purrrfect Thankyou.

No prob Jax - Good Luck with the game everyone.

[Niamh.]

Grooming cats is my life

[hijaxers]

Grooming cats is my life

Thanks Niamh hope your pussies are all good.:wavey:

[Amy Jade]

Thank you Niamh and Kirk :love:

[Josiah.]

I'm back to pet the cats!

[hijaxers]

I'm back to pet the cats!

Thanks Josiah :wavey:

[Shaun]

http://t04.deviantart.net/B3iZV--iBLh02faiTb7kr95WeqY=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre02/8f07/th/pre/i/2010/287/c/6/seamless_cat_biscuits_by_hhh316-d30qane.jpg

Feeding Time!

[hijaxers]

http://t04.deviantart.net/B3iZV--iBLh02faiTb7kr95WeqY=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre02/8f07/th/pre/i/2010/287/c/6/seamless_cat_biscuits_by_hhh316-d30qane.jpg

Feeding Time!


Meow

[Firewire]

meow

[Shaun]

Sorry all - did mention in the task post that I'd be at work for most of today and am just heading for my own feeding time :laugh: (hang on a minute it's not even 4pm what is my mother playing at)

[Shaun]

Also:

- Still require names from Ben, Amy Jade and Rob
- Think everyone has their gif in their signature now?
- You have 12 visitors that've come to groom the animals, needing eight more.
- And I'll check later for any mentions of the secret buzzword...

[Jamie89]

meow meow

[Jamie89]

I predict the buzzword is pussy

[Jessica.]

I am here to groom Jonathan's feline weave.

[Jamie89]

or claw... something cat related probs

[Firewire]

I am here to groom Jonathan's feline weave.

:joker:

[Nick.]

Yeah I guess I'll stroke the cats

(Is that it?)

[Ammi]

...meow, meouch....

[Babayaro.]

meow

[Jamie89]

Yeah I guess I'll stroke the cats

(Is that it?)

That's purfect! :clap1:

[Nicky91]

aw all these cute cats :flutter:

[Jamie89]

Give us a stroke please, Nicky :love:

[Jamie89]

I'll let you play with my shiny thing

http://i.imgur.com/jnQViRC.gif

[Firewire]

ooer

[hijaxers]

...meow, meouch....

Oh you're done , just sent a reminder . All good.

[Amy Jade]

Meow

[Amy Jade]

Im feline pretty good about this task so far :hee:

[hijaxers]

Meow

That very professional cat is actually playing I'm leaning on the lamp post - a classic in the ukelele world !

[Calderyon]

Ok, so i´m here to stroke/pet/groom some pussies.

Holy double-meaning, Batman! :omgno: :smug:

But yeah, cats. Or baby cats to be exact.

[hijaxers]

Ok, so i´m here to stroke/pet/groom some pussies.

Holy double-meaning, Batman! :omgno: :smug:

But yeah, cats.

Magic , what a fab groomer you are. Thanks :wavey:

[Shaun]

I can confirm that the buzzword has been used - 5 times so far in fact :omgno: I wonder what it could be

[hijaxers]

I'm feline , groom me .

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm grooming marc's cat on club penguin

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did someone already do that joke

[Amy Jade]

Was the first person to use the buzzword the one who won immunity or the person who uses it most?

[hijaxers]

Was the first person to use the buzzword the one who won immunity or the person who uses it most?

Who uses it most i think.

[Jamie89]

Apparently you get 5 points every time you use it. I'm not sure though if it stands as an immunity thing on it's own, or if those points are added to the feeding time and 'best name' points and only the person with the most points overall gets immunity?

[Ammi]

..I can't condone grooming but if you like a cute cat, give them a pat...

[Ammi]

Oh you're done , just sent a reminder . All good.

....hawww, that was so sweet, thank you..:love:...

[Amy Jade]

Glad you got your sig sorted Jax ♡

[Jamie89]

Checking the game rules like http://i.imgur.com/UGxyxjd.jpg?1

[Firewire]

I wonder what the buzzword is

[hijaxers]

....hawww, that was so sweet, thank you..:love:...

Most welcome and hope you're feline fine.

[Amy Jade]

http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/angry-cat-gif.gif

[Babayaro.]

Bye Nicky why didn't you say what I told you to say?!

[Shaun]

Apparently you get 5 points every time you use it. I'm not sure though if it stands as an immunity thing on it's own, or if those points are added to the feeding time and 'best name' points and only the person with the most points overall gets immunity?

Indeed (the bit in bold) - wanted to make immunity more of a challenge/anyone's game really, instead of another "whoever posts first" task

[Shaun]

(Oh and you're going to have to point out to me if someone's posted a grooming thing that you think might be on my ignore list :laugh:)

So far: LukeB, Will, Cal., Josiah, Natalie, Pete, caprimint, Marsh, Mokka, Kizzy, kirklancaster, Niamh, Jessica, LuckyTheBadger, Calderyon, That Girl and now I gather Nicky91?

(That's groomings, not my ignore list)

[Amy Jade]

You have poor Nicky on ignore? :omgno:

[Shaun]

there are only so many daisy posts I can read :nono:

[Babayaro.]

You have poor Nicky on ignore? :omgno:

A Robocop tea

[Shaun]

i have him on there too LOOOL xo

but yes enough of my exposés

[Jamie89]

We only need 3 more then. I think it's just the feeding time thing we'll struggle with

[Amy Jade]

Shaun can you pet our kittys?

I don't see a rule saying no judges or hosts can not...:love:

[Babayaro.]

Grab my pussy, Shaun!

[Withano]

Reporting for cat grooming duty

[armand.kay]

I'm here to groom cats.

[T*]

Thank you :love:

[T*]

http://t04.deviantart.net/B3iZV--iBLh02faiTb7kr95WeqY=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre02/8f07/th/pre/i/2010/287/c/6/seamless_cat_biscuits_by_hhh316-d30qane.jpg



Feeding Time!



MEOW!

[T*]

(Sorry I've been in college)

[Ammi]

Reporting for cat grooming duty

...:lovedup:...thank you so much Withano...have a cat cookie, Amy baked them earlier...


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/9a/71/f9/9a71f9b886dabd97c43d4d232b08c78a.jpg

[Ammi]

I'm here to groom cats.

....you're the coolest cat.../thank you armand...:love:...

[Rob!]

Meow

[Amy Jade]

I want a biscuit :flutter:

[Shaun]

Shaun can you pet our kittys?

I could but I won't :hmph:

[Amy Jade]

Was worth a try :worry:

[Benjamin]

Morning all, sorry to keep you all.

Meow

[hijaxers]

Feline the thanks to all the new groomers who've turned up for a good brushing . :dance:

[Maru]

I've come to pet the cats ♪

[Benjamin]

Thanks, maru

[Amy Jade]

Thank you Maru :love:

[Ammi]

...:dance:..


4rrXR6n0RTY

[Benjamin]

We've completed two feeds now?

[hijaxers]

I've come to pet the cats ♪

Thankyou feline devotion is so sweet.

[Amy Jade]

Yeah 2 down 3 to go

[Jack_]

I'm here to groom the cats and eat pussy or something idk #lad

[Amy Jade]

Im in college and work tomorrow back to back :worry:

[hijaxers]

I'm here to groom the cats and eat pussy or something idk #lad

Jack you are a star :wavey:

[Ammi]

I'm here to groom the cats and eat pussy or something idk #lad

...:laugh:...Jack:...:lovedup:...

[hijaxers]

...:laugh:...Jack:...:lovedup:...

Ammi any chance you can send the link to groom our felines to Jaxie and she'll come with her trusty brush.

[Maru]

I'm here to groom the cats and eat pussy or something idk #lad

http://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/600px-thomas-dahlia-grooming.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Thank you Jack!

[Benjamin]

I'm here to groom the cats and eat pussy or something idk #lad

http://i.imgur.com/tA7brDU.jpg

[Amy Jade]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/13/article-2187789-14878E93000005DC-628_224x525.jpg

[Benjamin]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/13/article-2187789-14878E93000005DC-628_224x525.jpg

What's Shaun got in the bag? :suspect:

[hijaxers]

What's Shaun got in the bag? :suspect:

That'll be the cat food

[Shaun]

http://t04.deviantart.net/B3iZV--iBLh02faiTb7kr95WeqY=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre02/8f07/th/pre/i/2010/287/c/6/seamless_cat_biscuits_by_hhh316-d30qane.jpg

Feeding Time!

[Benjamin]

Meow

[Amy Jade]

A bag of kitty cat felines ready for the river. Whos been breeding?

[Amy Jade]

Meow

[hijaxers]

Meow

[Benjamin]

Oh haha right on cue :joker:

[Ammi]

...meow...

[hijaxers]

Our felines are being well fed tonight

[Benjamin]

I still need a name for my cat :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Poor nameless pussy cat

[Ammi]

...mine is now That Girl and That Cat in honour of Scott.../or confused cat with the name change...

[Ammi]

Poor nameless pussy cat

....hahhhh, that would actually be a cool name...:love:...

[hijaxers]

I still need a name for my cat :worry:

Furballs

[Benjamin]

I just named mine on Shaun's wall :dazzler:

[Jamie89]

Meow

[Ammi]

I just named mine on Shaun's wall :dazzler:

...:laugh:...I thought about that one as well but it just seemed like such an obvious name...

[Jamie89]

Morning all, sorry to keep you all.

Meow

I think we should have had to have 'meow' in all our posts as part of the task (and regardless of where we're posting on the forum)... they just read better imo :laugh: I might start doing it anyway. Meow

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

You gotta be kitten me

[Jamie89]

My friend used to have a cat called 'Mandu'... best cat name ever imo

[T*]

http://t04.deviantart.net/B3iZV--iBLh02faiTb7kr95WeqY=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre02/8f07/th/pre/i/2010/287/c/6/seamless_cat_biscuits_by_hhh316-d30qane.jpg

Feeding Time!



Meow

[hijaxers]

I just named mine on Shaun's wall :dazzler:

Ben Jaxie wants to come and groom - i tried to send link but ..... another senior moment and cocked it , would you please send it toJaxie the cat worshipper and she'll be here . Sorry i'm a pain

[Ammi]

...meow...

[hijaxers]

Meow

[Benjamin]

All done Hijaxers, I posted it on their wall

[Rob!]

Meow



:laugh2: at this task

[hijaxers]

All done Hijaxers, I posted it on their wall

Thankee Star that you are

[Babayaro.]

Meow

[Benjamin]

We just need Jonathan (FireWire) now?

[jaxie]

..gets out the brush with the little metal needle-like prongs and starts grooming enthusiastically..

[Benjamin]

Thankee Star that you are

No worries :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

..gets out the brush with the little metal needle-like prongs and starts grooming enthusiastically..

:love:

I am purring right now

[Amy Jade]

Meow pussy cats

[Cherie]

Pets cat

[Amy Jade]

So its ben and jax breeding then

[hijaxers]

..gets out the brush with the little metal needle-like prongs and starts grooming enthusiastically..

Thankyou Jaxie A star

[jaxie]

.. examines the brush which has a huge ball of hair in it and tugs the ball out, sits it on the shelf and it turns into a kitten..

[Jake.]

Here to groom a cat

[Benjamin]

Thanks, Cherie.

:love:

[hijaxers]

Here to groom a cat

Another mega feline groomer

[Benjamin]

Oh, it's jake. That's enough grooming of my pussy now.






But thank you :love:

[jaxie]

You haven't got that weird MP and Rula Lenska in here have you?

[Jake.]

Oh, it's jake. That's enough grooming of my pussy now.






But thank you :love:

-retracts post in the hope you fail your ****ty task-

[jaxie]

-retracts post in the hope you fail your ****ty task-

Sprinkles enough grooming for everyone who needs it just to thwart your evil plan.

[Benjamin]

-retracts post in the hope you fail your ****ty task-

Shaun, Jake called your task ****ty



:pipe:

[Babayaro.]

I wont be active for the next couple of hours btw

[hijaxers]

I wont be active for the next couple of hours btw

Well at least ya got a full belly.

[Jack_]

http://i.imgur.com/tA7brDU.jpg

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: omg

I forgot about this

[AnnieK]

I heard there was cats in here.....so I've come for a stroke....Nice kitty kitties

[Benjamin]

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: omg

I forgot about this

Hahaha. Me, you and Lee went hysterical. Everyone else was like eh? :joker:

[Benjamin]

Thanks, Annie :love:

[Ammi]

I heard there was cats in here.....so I've come for a stroke....Nice kitty kitties

...Annie...:lovedup:...the queen of the cute kitten..:laugh:...

[Benjamin]

Has FireWire been on?

[Ammi]

Has FireWire been on?

..I'll go post on his wall...

[Firewire]

Meow

[Benjamin]

Speak of the devil :laugh:

[Firewire]

Sorry guys, was out!

[Benjamin]

No worries, this task is a long one.

[Jamie89]

Have we all been fed for the latest feeding time does anyone know?

[Benjamin]

Yeah, FireWire was the last for this one.

[Ammi]

Sorry guys, was out!

...fashionably and fabulously late...:lovedup:...

[Shaun]

Shaun, Jake called your task ****ty



:pipe:

still bitter that coach trip 4 flopped i see

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Shaun]

http://my-globe.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/angry-cat-9-200x200.jpg

Oh no! A rival cat has come to steal your food. 4 players will need to hiss at it before they can be fed :(

[Benjamin]

Hiss

[Shaun]

for the record, the name of this rival cat is DigitalSpy

[Benjamin]

Urgh what a **** :fist:

[Jamie89]

Hiss

lmao

[Jamie89]

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/karen-walker-4.jpg

[Ammi]

...hiss uncool cat...

[Ammi]

..oh thank you Jake as well...:lovedup:../Coach Trip is a stunning game...

[hijaxers]

Hiss at the nasty bast

[Shaun]

dw i'll be booking myself in for psychiatric evaluation once the game is over