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Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:24 PM
um

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:25 PM
Night Ammi :love:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:25 PM
Points Tally
Benjamin - 140
Ross. - 120
T* - 60
Drew. - 20
Black Dagger - 0
Lostie! - 90
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 90
Jamie89 - 40
hijaxers - 120
Firewire - 40
Babayaro - 10
Josy - 20

Total: 880

:clap1:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:26 PM
(I'm assuming Shaun isn't being mean and these count ok :laugh:)

Negan you horrible little ****

Ippity bippity boppity boo ippity boppity booooo

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:27 PM
Cilla Black ate my cat

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:27 PM
Buffy anne summers she saved the world a lot

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:27 PM
It's Tudor Rose, not Tudor Roast, silly.

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:27 PM
Only the lonely sit doing this all night :joker:

Ross.
24-10-2016, 09:27 PM
the queen is back now

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:27 PM
I'm still eating my chinese :spin:

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:28 PM
T* missed again

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:29 PM
Is anyone watching Talking Dead?

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:30 PM
Is anyone watching Talking Dead?

No is it good? I'm watching Trick r Treat :worry:

Shaun
24-10-2016, 09:30 PM
It is with great sadness that I must inform you that Drew. has decided to pull out...



















...of my ass.

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:31 PM
Its quite good yeah all the cast are on which is nice

Ross.
24-10-2016, 09:32 PM
It is with great sadness that I must inform you that Drew. has decided to pull out...



















...of my ass.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:32 PM
It is with great sadness that I must inform you that Drew. has decided to pull out...






:












...of my ass.

:joker:

T*
24-10-2016, 09:34 PM
It is with great sadness that I must inform you that Drew. has decided to pull out...



















...of my ass.


:laugh3:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:34 PM
Can we get some bonus points if we convince him to put it back in?

T*
24-10-2016, 09:36 PM
put! It! Back! In!

hosted by dale winton

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:36 PM
Thank god Ammi is safely tucked up in bed with all this disgusting talk!

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
michelle McManus is one sweet milf

Shaun
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
Can we get some bonus points if we convince him to put it back in?

Lucas has been trying to convince him for years, Jamie. Good luck.

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
Never be a drain - always be a radiator :hee:

T*
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
can anyone else do the noise the little boy from the grudge makes
Because I can and I want to show off

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
Oh Jamie I watched another ep of 24 last night. Goodbye at you know who getting shot IN THE NECK at the end.

But I know he survives so :spin:

Chase (even his name annoys me) is still pissing me off, kill him plz.

Ross.
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
The filth in here serving Marsh in the chat thread at 2am

Drew.
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
What on earth is going on

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:37 PM
michelle McManus is one sweet milf

Said nobody ever (plus another couple of words)

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:38 PM
My post didnt show :(

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:39 PM
can anyone else do the noise the little boy from the grudge makes
Because I can and I want to show off

Well done

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:40 PM
My post didnt show :(

Josy deleting posts so we fail...

Shaun
24-10-2016, 09:40 PM
From now on I'll just keep you updated on the total score. You can guess at the individuals yourselves :hee:

Points Tally: 1,010

T*
24-10-2016, 09:41 PM
gfy shaun

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:41 PM
:hee:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:42 PM
Oh Jamie I watched another ep of 24 last night. Goodbye at you know who getting shot IN THE NECK at the end.

But I know he survives so :spin:

Chase (even his name annoys me) is still pissing me off, kill him plz.

:amazed: are you loving Claudia? I can't remember if she's a goddess yet

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:42 PM
'Goddess' might be a bit much actually, I think I only like her so much because of her character in Death Proof

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:45 PM
:amazed: are you loving Claudia? I can't remember if she's a goddess yet

Is she the woman who realized Jack was on drugs?

If so yes, not seen much of her so far but I like her :clap1:

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
What would you most like to do right now?

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
It's about time for my arrival

T*
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
marsh can stretch his clit flaps over his head
It's handy during the cold winter months keeping him warm and is especially good to keep him high and dry during those autumnal rainy days

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
How do people put prawns and other vile little s hit sifters in their mouths . Yukk

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
My name is Lostie!, and this is the longest day of my life.

Ross.
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
when you're ready come and get it

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
What would you most like to do right now?

sleep

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:47 PM
Is she the woman who realized Jack was on drugs?

If so yes, not seen much of her so far but I like her :clap1:

Oh no, but yes I remember her too! hang on a sec...

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:48 PM
marsh can stretch his clit flaps over his head
It's handy during the cold winter months keeping him warm and is especially good to keep him high and dry during those autumnal rainy days

OOh you are awful -but i like it

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:48 PM
Claudia...

http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/24/e/e3/Claudia-hernandez.jpg

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:48 PM
marsh can stretch his clit flaps over his head
It's handy during the cold winter months keeping him warm and is especially good to keep him high and dry during those autumnal rainy days

https://m.popkey.co/f15169/J6Vxk_s-200x150.gif

T*
24-10-2016, 09:49 PM
What's the clituation

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:50 PM
Claudia...

http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/24/e/e3/Claudia-hernandez.jpg

OMG OF COURSE :facepalm:

Yes I love her :love: (so much that I forgot she existed for a moment :worry:). Here for her clocking whatshisface :clap1:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:50 PM
Points Tally
Benjamin - 170
Ross. - 150
T* - 80
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 0
Lostie! - 120
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 110
Jamie89 - 70
hijaxers - 150
Firewire - 40
Babayaro - 10
Josy - 20

Total: 1080

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:51 PM
Over half way and only the first few hours in :flutter: :clap2:

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:51 PM
And still 45 hours to go :clap1:

T*
24-10-2016, 09:52 PM
Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:54 PM
Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate

I was about to ask why I know that. It's my sig :joker:

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear?

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
Where's the ****in lighter - Petes had it in the bathroom for 40 mins :joker:

You couldn't make it up !

What a terrible loss.

T*
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
Show us your flaps
Yay mona!!!

Ross.
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
I'm so sick of that same old love

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
What the hell is your problem, Ben? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so I did make up some stupid lie! I only did it because I wanted you to treat me like a human being. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like me, 'cause i don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and i don't give a flying **** what you think!

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
Judas
Juda ah arse
Judas
GAGA

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
Jasper carrot turnip cats dogs poop

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
I've finished my chinese you'll be pleased to know it was delicious :drool:

T*
24-10-2016, 09:57 PM
MY MUM JUST MADE THE FUSE IN MY ROOM BLOW IM IN DARKNESs

Ross.
24-10-2016, 09:58 PM
Night all :love:

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 09:59 PM
Night Ross :love:

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MUZLXp5.gif

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:01 PM
Night Ross

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 10:07 PM
I put a good dose of laxative in his horlicks and then sealed his eyelashes together with warm candle wax ,he woke up with the trots and thought he'd gone blind.

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:07 PM
'This... stuff'? Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select... I don't know... that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent... wasn't it who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of 'stuff'.

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:07 PM
Westworld is an American science fiction thriller television series created by Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy for HBO. It is based on the 1973 film of the same name, which was written and directed by American novelist Michael Crichton, and to a lesser extent on the 1976 sequel Futureworld. It is the second TV series based on the two films, the first being the short-lived 1980 series Beyond Westworld. Nolan serves as executive producer along with Joy, J. J. Abrams, Jerry Weintraub and Bryan Burk, with Nolan directing the pilot. The first episode premiered on October 2, 2016. The first season consists of ten episodes.

The program takes place in fictional Westworld, a technologically advanced, Western-themed amusement park populated completely by synthetic androids dubbed "hosts". Westworld caters to high-paying visitors dubbed "newcomers" (also known as "guests"), who can do whatever they wish within the park, without fear of retaliation from the hosts.

The series' debut on HBO garnered the network's highest viewership ratings for a premiere since the first episode of True Detective in 2014. Westworld has received positive reviews by critics, particularly for its visuals, story, acting, thematic elements, and world building.

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:07 PM
It wasn't lourve, it wasn't lourve, it was a pahfact illusion :love:

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 10:17 PM
Just like Christine i'm tilted ! again

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:17 PM
I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:17 PM
Aneal, you've been backstabbing me the whole damn week so you better shut your ****ing mouth!!!

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:17 PM
These violent delights have violent ends

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:18 PM
Just like Christine i'm tilted ! again

Christine and the Queens? :amazed:

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:18 PM
These violent delights have violent ends

You're damn right they do

http://i.imgur.com/6xHd4dS.gif

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 10:19 PM
Christine and the Queens? :amazed:

Love her so much

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:20 PM
Love her so much

Urgh me too :worship:

http://i.imgur.com/hhSOSiE.gif

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 10:22 PM
Urgh me too :worship:

http://i.imgur.com/hhSOSiE.gif

What a class act they are

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 10:27 PM
Take me to the clouds above

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:27 PM
At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, that war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one.

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 10:27 PM
This is my last so goodbyeeeee til another 7 at a later/earlier slot

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:27 PM
can't think of what to say so hello

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:28 PM
Is it me you're looking for?

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/veev7rv.gif

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:34 PM
Oops I missed the last one :shame:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:34 PM
I'm too distraught over Pete Burns

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:36 PM
What the **** is going on. I've just got home from work. They are so inconvenient kmt

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:36 PM
What the **** is going on. I've just got home from work. They are so inconvenient kmt

Make the exact same post again at 37 minutes past, and I'll fill you in!

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
My name is warl bob

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
Please dont kill me mr ghost face i wanna be in the sequel

hijaxers
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
Okay maybe just one last one - then i'm gone

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
Now basically, Lucas

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
Tom you got your wish you ****ing redneck.

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
Welp I just read back if I waited a minute I'd have got that.

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:37 PM
Actually I need to post again as well... 5 words kmt

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:39 PM
These are the task rules...

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9027057&postcount=929

I'll post an update on the scores in a bit

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:39 PM
Welp I just read back if I waited a minute I'd have got that.

This post counts anyway so it doesn't matter :laugh:

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:39 PM
What the **** is going on. I've just got home from work. They are so inconvenient kmt

Basically we have to post at least 5 words at say 12:07 and then at 12:17 to collect points. We need 20 each (10 per correct reply)

We need 2000 total

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:41 PM
Oh slay. I will be around more at 4 o clock tomorrow to get mine done. Work hours have been ****e so far and I'm back in at 7 in the morning so going bed soon. Ill do one or two more before I go x

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:43 PM
We cant get points at 7am or 5pm either so no point in posting those hours unless its to drag Tom or Ben

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:44 PM
Points Tally
Benjamin - 200
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 10
Lostie! - 170
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 160
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 40
Babayaro - 10
Josy - 20

Total: 1330

Doing really well :clap1:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:45 PM
Remember there's immuntity for whoever gets the most and rewards at random time slots :fc:

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:47 PM
Yasss at my 10 points. Slay a little, slay an awful lot

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:47 PM
Oh did Livia get killed. RIP luv

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:48 PM
I'm going now, well done for tonight everyone :clap1:

Shaun
24-10-2016, 10:49 PM
:joker:

A lot of you are going to rue missing that one.

The first reward slot (confirmed with the judges before the game began) was 23:47.

Its reward? Doubling your entire individual points tally. That was the only time I'm going to offer that reward.

And the only one who claims it is Lucas. Who doubles his 20 to 40. Congrats luv :clap1:

Disclaimer: individual points rewards do not count towards the total score.

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:50 PM
Well done Lucas!

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:51 PM
:joker: Well done Lucas :clap2:

Jamie89
24-10-2016, 10:52 PM
Mess that I promo'd the rewards 2 minutes before it and then didn't even get it myself

Shaun
24-10-2016, 10:52 PM
you'd have stormed into the lead as well :worry: (anyone would've tbh)

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:56 PM
We should just totally kill Caesar and/or Rob!

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:56 PM
Oh goodbye at that being early

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 10:57 PM
As you can tell I've just switched to my phone and it's clearly ****ing ahead the prick

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:57 PM
Up in the club just woke up doin ma own little thing

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:57 PM
Lmao how fabulous to get such a reward.

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 10:58 PM
Right. I will be around more tomorrow afternoon and I will get a couple on breaks at work. Night huns x

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 10:59 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 200
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 30 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 180
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 170
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 40
Babayaro - 10
Josy - 20

Total: 1370

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:00 PM
I'll keep track so Jamie doesn't have to struggle tomorrow

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:02 PM
How do you check the post thing for threads to see whos posted the most?

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:03 PM
You click the number under the replies column :)

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:06 PM
I'm so thick I cant find it haha

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:07 PM
Oh I forgot am I late

Firewire
24-10-2016, 11:07 PM
Yes Amy you are thick

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 11:07 PM
Eeeh go on, I might as well have one more set of points why not x

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:07 PM
Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape

Firewire
24-10-2016, 11:08 PM
only kidding love

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:09 PM
I'm so thick I cant find it haha

Next to the thread there's a column with the number of thread replies, click on that number and it pops up :laugh:

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:10 PM
Yes Amy you are thick

https://media3.giphy.com/media/E0WLCwPeBKWKk/200_d.gif#91

Firewire
24-10-2016, 11:10 PM
:hee:

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:12 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 200
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 40 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 190
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 180
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 50
Babayaro - 10
Josy - 20

Total: 1410

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:14 PM
I still can't figure it out haha id blame being tired but im honestly just slow

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:17 PM
noah fence but I want Marsh dead

Firewire
24-10-2016, 11:17 PM
Well that's not very good

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:17 PM
Jeepers creepers where'd you get those peepers

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:18 PM
Only Rob to go now and we will have gotten the 20 each part of the task done

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:19 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 200
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 40 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 190
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 190
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 60
Babayaro - 20
Josy - 20

Total: 1440

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:27 PM
Hello Sidney. What's your favourite scary movie?

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:27 PM
Eeeh go on, I might as well have one more set of points why not x

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:27 PM
:hehe:

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:29 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 200
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 40 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 190
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 200
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 60
Babayaro - 30
Josy - 20

Total: 1460

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:37 PM
You're a disgrace and should be ashamed. But you won't be because you're a spiteful miserable little prick :)

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:37 PM
I saw the sign i opened up my eyes i saw the sign

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 11:37 PM
Go **** yourself you rancid *****.

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:37 PM
Oh dear

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:38 PM
ooer

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:38 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 200
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 50 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 190
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 210
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 60
Babayaro - 40
Josy - 20

Total: 1490

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:38 PM
Lucas is a thug!

Black Dagger
24-10-2016, 11:40 PM
That was at Marc for saying prick x

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:41 PM
Blame Lostie

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:46 PM
Excuse me you rude bastard

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:46 PM
You awfully rude malicious bastard Marc

Benjamin
24-10-2016, 11:47 PM
Bounce my dog on the floor

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:47 PM
I like big butts and i cannot lie

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:47 PM
I told him Jonathan was the girl from the UAE that joined his forum AS A JOKE :hmph:

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:47 PM
MY ****ING PHONE IS SUCH A PRICk

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:47 PM
Cor blimey Lostie, bit aggressive tonight are we?

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:50 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 210
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 50 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 200
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 220
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 60
Babayaro - 50
Josy - 20

Total: 1530

Lostie!
24-10-2016, 11:51 PM
You're a disgrace and should be ashamed. But you won't be because you're a spiteful miserable little prick :)

:laugh2:

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:53 PM
Not Babayaro making ha way up the leaderboard. You better grab hold of that wig of yours, Benjamin!

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:54 PM
im going to bed in 5 mins so your wig is safe in me onion

Babayaro.
24-10-2016, 11:57 PM
A 'cooking with semen' class is coming to London - but it's not as unusual as it sounds.

Class participants will be asked to bring their own - or a partner's - ejaculate to a secret location in Shoreditch where they'll whip up a three-course meal with drinks.

The class chef will teach attendees how to use semen as a core ingredient in everything from chicken dishes to tipples and amuse-bouches.

A book called Natural Harvest by Paul Phoenhauer actually exists, filled with "a collection of semen-based recipes". It currently has a four-star rating on Amazon.

Despite claiming it is "nutritious" with "amazing cooking properties", it's hard to tell just how serious he is about the whole endeavour.

Speaking to SF Weekly he said he does not put semen in all his food, but said it was merely a "fun twist".

So given the proposed London menu is as pun-tastic as you'd expect (jerk chicken and schlong island iced teas are among the items on the menu) it's unclear just how serious the whole project is.

And given the press release heavily plugs a new events booking service, it may be a bad taste publicity stunt.

"I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs – which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating – eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist.

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:57 PM
All this time you've come a long long way ive waited a lifetime for today im praying this moments here to stay all this time!

Amy Jade
24-10-2016, 11:59 PM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 210
Ross. - 160
T* - 90
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 50 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 200
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 230
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 60
Babayaro - 60
Josy - 20

Total: 1550

Amy Jade
25-10-2016, 12:07 AM
This one is for the boys with the boomin system top down ac with the cooling system

T*
25-10-2016, 12:07 AM
Bitches dont know **** about me

Amy Jade
25-10-2016, 12:09 AM
Points Tally

Benjamin - 210
Ross. - 160
T* - 100
Drew. - 30
Black Dagger - 50 (+20 bonus)
Lostie! - 200
Marsh. - 20
Rob! - 0
Ammi - 110
Amy Jade - 240
Jamie89 - 110
hijaxers - 200
Firewire - 60
Babayaro - 60
Josy - 20

Total: 1570

Amy Jade
25-10-2016, 12:17 AM
Stars in your eyes little one where do you go to dream? to a place we all know...the land of make believe

Amy Jade
25-10-2016, 12:27 AM
Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch

T*
25-10-2016, 12:37 AM
I guess that **** gettin eaten
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Benjamin
25-10-2016, 01:07 AM
It's my time to shine

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 02:17 AM
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Shaun
25-10-2016, 02:41 AM
welp it looks like we chose the wrong time to fall behind with phone bills.

i'll try and um...keep this going on my phone...but yeah that's probably not going to be feasible but for now the task will proceed as planned :shrug: not paid til Friday so can't pay that 'til then so I might have to delay the killing etc at the end of this task

sorry, unavoidable, stupid number of money problems atm.

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 02:48 AM
Bosh bash bosh how to play

Shaun
25-10-2016, 02:54 AM
didn't even get the right time you dick

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 03:08 AM
/sob

Missed again

Rob!
25-10-2016, 03:41 AM
Right! I'm good now! I'm all yours xxxxxxx

Ammi
25-10-2016, 03:47 AM
....we were on a break..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 03:47 AM
I am the lizard queen

Rob!
25-10-2016, 03:47 AM
I am the lizard's bitch

Ammi
25-10-2016, 03:53 AM
..I'm no relationship at all to the lizard...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 03:54 AM
...morning...:love:...

Shaun
25-10-2016, 03:54 AM
/sob

Missed again

You're going to regret missing that one (4:07).

Because that one was automatic immunity :hee:

Rob!
25-10-2016, 03:54 AM
Ammi :love:

Rob!
25-10-2016, 03:55 AM
It's post at any time during that minute right? Not just who's first?

Ammi
25-10-2016, 03:57 AM
..Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 03:57 AM
If you are what you say you are

Rob!
25-10-2016, 03:58 AM
Oh bollocks I was checking train times

Ammi
25-10-2016, 03:58 AM
It's post at any time during that minute right? Not just who's first?

..yeah it's not a time thing of doing it first Rob...just posting with the magic number 7 there....you have a good birthday yesterday..?..

Shaun
25-10-2016, 03:59 AM
Current score before I head off to bed... 1690.

Rob!
25-10-2016, 04:01 AM
..yeah it's not a time thing of doing it first Rob...just posting with the magic number 7 there....you have a good birthday yesterday..?..

I've had an amazing birthday :love: I've ate and drank so much. Slimming world has not counted this week at all. :laugh:

I go home tomorrow though :(

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:04 AM
I've had an amazing birthday :love: I've ate and drank so much. Slimming world has not counted this week at all. :laugh:

I go home tomorrow though :(

....hawwwww, but not being ready to go home and feeling a bit sad about it is the best time to go though, because it means that you'll have nothing but good memories..:lovedup:...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:07 AM
..fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride...

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 04:07 AM
Ammi give me all your points

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:07 AM
...you can't handle my points, Ben...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:08 AM
...Jack Nicholson quote...


http://media4.giphy.com/media/Cbz5OraDSKXFm/giphy.gif

Rob!
25-10-2016, 04:10 AM
Can I have them as a belated birthday gift Ammi? :fan:

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:13 AM
...thing is Rob, true love means never having to give your points away...because so long as you feel those points, the other person will feel them also...:flutter:..

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:14 AM
..that'll be a no then Rob...bob off...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:14 AM
...:laugh:..I love you though, you have my heart Rob...I'm keeping my points though...but you have the best of me...

Rob!
25-10-2016, 04:17 AM
Bop off :omgno:

This game has made Ammi mean.

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 04:17 AM
To me to you love

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:17 AM
...I love the smell of napalm in the morning...:flutter:...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:19 AM
Bop off :omgno:

This game has made Ammi mean.

...:laugh:...mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know how mean you're gonna get...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:23 AM
..I'll do an update of the points at 7.00am when we get an hour off...great going guys...:love:..

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:27 AM
..if you build it, he will come...

Benjamin
25-10-2016, 04:27 AM
Tinky winky's stinky wrinkly pinky done got me crinkly

Rob!
25-10-2016, 04:27 AM
This'll have to be my last one before bed :laugh:

Goodnight lovely people :love:

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:28 AM
...very kinky Ben...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:30 AM
This'll have to be my last one before bed :laugh:

Goodnight lovely people :love:

...goodnight sweet prince, you have a lovely sleep...:love:..

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:37 AM
...listen to the children of the night, what music they make...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:40 AM
..this task actually sucks to have to do first thing in the morning...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:47 AM
...nobody puts baby in a corner...

T*
25-10-2016, 04:47 AM
I woke up like this
I woke up like this

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:48 AM
...Fanta-stic Tom...:love:...morning lovely...

T*
25-10-2016, 04:50 AM
Morning! This isn't like what I've wanted to do I want to go back to sleep but I've just woken up like D: from my dream so I need to take me mind off it for a bit

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:52 AM
....aww was it a bit of a horrid dream Tom..?...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:53 AM
...I know what you mean though Tom...it was good to have this last night to take my mind away from Negan and TWD...:sad:...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 04:57 AM
..I was just thinking this was the worst task to have to do when you first wake up but I never get a chance to chat to you Tom so it's actually a lovely task..:love:...

Black Dagger
25-10-2016, 04:57 AM
Good morning Sunshine. The Earth says hello x

T*
25-10-2016, 05:00 AM
....aww was it a bit of a horrid dream Tom..?...



Yeah- it was just my head being really weird and not knowing which is reality and stuff it's horrible

..I was just thinking this was the worst task to have to do when you first wake up but I never get a chance to chat to you Tom so it's actually a lovely task..:love:...

Aw I love speaking to you Ammi :love:

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:01 AM
...the earth says back...hello Lucas..:love:..do you see dead people today...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:03 AM
Yeah- it was just my head being really weird and not knowing which is reality and stuff it's horrible



Aw I love speaking to you Ammi :love:

...:hug:... I hate those dreams, those are the only ones that I ever recall as well and they stay with you when they've been quite scary and when you've felt threatened in them especially.../or your loved ones have...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:07 AM
My name is Lucas
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

T*
25-10-2016, 05:07 AM
...:hug:... I hate those dreams, those are the only ones that I ever recall as well and they stay with you when they've been quite scary and when you've felt threatened in them especially.../or your loved ones have...
:hug:
Yeah it sucks :( I can usually memorise dreams moderately well but this'll just stay with me for abit :sad:

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:12 AM
:hug:
Yeah it sucks :( I can usually memorise dreams moderately well but this'll just stay with me for abit :sad:

..I think it's usually when we have stuff going on in our heads and our thoughts don't switch off and relax and then that stress thing kind of transfers to our dreams...maybe try to sleep during the day if you can Tom...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:14 AM
..I think it's usually when we have stuff going on in our heads and our thoughts don't switch off and relax and then that stress thing kind of transfers to our dreams...maybe try to sleep during the day if you can Tom...

That's very true actually, it's probably that. I will try and get some sleep tomorrow, I think my dad has a client in but oh hell to the no is he getting in the way of my sleep

T*
25-10-2016, 05:17 AM
NO NO NO
not my soul
NO NO NO
not my souuul

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:17 AM
That's very true actually, it's probably that. I will try and get some sleep tomorrow, I think my dad has a client in but oh hell to the no is he getting in the way of my sleep

..also with any of your own stuff that might have been going on in your head, you were surrounded a bit by negativity because even if you didn't watch it..the whole TWD season premiere was sort of hanging over the forum plus the death of Pete Burns..:sad:...so just a lot of sadness surrounding you...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:18 AM
..and we absorb these things Tom and then our heads stay active with all of the wrong kind of things for good sleep...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:22 AM
..also with any of your own stuff that might have been going on in your head, you were surrounded a bit by negativity because even if you didn't watch it..the whole TWD season premiere was sort of hanging over the forum plus the death of Pete Burns..:sad:...so just a lot of sadness surrounding you...

..and we absorb these things Tom and then our heads stay active with all of the wrong kind of things for good sleep...

I haven't seen TWD but the Pete burns thing defo has done something towards it
Luckily I've woken up quite well in respect to time so I can just watch Netflix or something until 8

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:27 AM
I haven't seen TWD but the Pete burns thing defo has done something towards it
Luckily I've woken up quite well in respect to time so I can just watch Netflix or something until 8

..is Netflix and NOW TV the best thing ever Tom../I think so yes..:lovedup:..I just discovered yesterday how you can watch things at any time on NOW TV and I had been waiting until 9pm to watch TWD.../how dumb was that...but NOW TV../magical...:lovedup:...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:28 AM
...thirty minutes to go Tom and then we can have a bit of a break.../you going to try to get some rest and chill a bit..?.../listen to some music or something...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:31 AM
..is Netflix and NOW TV the best thing ever Tom../I think so yes..:lovedup:..I just discovered yesterday how you can watch things at any time on NOW TV and I had been waiting until 9pm to watch TWD.../how dumb was that...but NOW TV../magical...:lovedup:...

Netflix is amazing :flutter: I love the originals! I wanna try the lucifer series that's on Amazon right now though so I'll have to pinch my mums account

...thirty minutes to go Tom and then we can have a bit of a break.../you going to try to get some rest and chill a bit..?.../listen to some music or something...


Yeah I will like watch stuff and try and doze back off :love:

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:37 AM
Netflix is amazing :flutter: I love the originals! I wanna try the lucifer series that's on Amazon right now though so I'll have to pinch my mums account




Yeah I will like watch stuff and try and doze back off :love:

..yeah I was a bit of a late developer with Netflix, you know like when everyone else has boobs and you haven't and they're all saying how great they are and you're saying...well I don't need them anyway, I manage without them ok...but then you get them and think....wow, I really love these things, how did I ever live without them...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:37 AM
Something something five words something

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:38 AM
..:laugh:...the Netflix/boob story...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:38 AM
..yeah I was a bit of a late developer with Netflix, you know like when everyone else has boobs and you haven't and they're all saying how great they are and you're saying...well I don't need them anyway, I manage without them ok...but then you get them and think....wow, I really love these things, how did I ever live without them...



:joker: :joker:
It is amazing :flutter: some people say why do it when you can just stream it by other means but it's just so much easier on Netflix

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:42 AM
:joker: :joker:
It is amazing :flutter: some people say why do it when you can just stream it by other means but it's just so much easier on Netflix

...thing is, I always used to stream on my laptop../ooops I didn't say that though, I'm just not fully awake and talking rubbish...but the quality is awful on a laptop and also just in general not great quality for lots of things...it's amazing now to be able to watch so much all shiny and bright on a proper TV screen..:lovedup:.../it's like discovering rainbows and being able to bounce on them ...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:46 AM
...thing is, I always used to stream on my laptop../ooops I didn't say that though, I'm just not fully awake and talking rubbish...but the quality is awful on a laptop and also just in general not great quality for lots of things...it's amazing now to be able to watch so much all shiny and bright on a proper TV screen..:lovedup:.../it's like discovering rainbows and being able to bounce on them ...



I got a chromecast the other month and my god it is so good to use and easy to just zap what I want from my phone to my TV :love: you should definitely get one!!

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:47 AM
...I'm not glad that you didn't sleep well Tom and that you woke early but I'm glad that we're online at the same time to chat...so all things, eh...:love:...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:47 AM
I'm watching good morning britain and the skyline of London is apparently bright as day right now the lying bastards

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:48 AM
I got a chromecast the other month and my god it is so good to use and easy to just zap what I want from my phone to my TV :love: you should definitely get one!!

..let me just have a little google of chromecast and see what this magic dust is..

T*
25-10-2016, 05:49 AM
...I'm not glad that you didn't sleep well Tom and that you woke early but I'm glad that we're online at the same time to chat...so all things, eh...:love:...



I love our little chats :lovedup:

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:50 AM
I'm watching good morning britain and the skyline of London is apparently bright as day right now the lying bastards

...:laugh:..yeah they think that they can give you any old rubbish chat at 6.50am in the morning and get away with it...you're onto them though Tom...Good Morning Britain better watch their good asses otherwise they'll be goodnight and goodbye baby...

Ammi
25-10-2016, 05:51 AM
I love our little chats :lovedup:

...awwww..:love:..I never get the chance to chat to many people anymore and I miss it because people are the forum...

T*
25-10-2016, 05:54 AM
...:laugh:..yeah they think that they can give you any old rubbish chat at 6.50am in the morning and get away with it...you're onto them though Tom...Good Morning Britain better watch their good asses otherwise they'll be goodnight and goodbye baby...

It's really bizarre like does the sunrise quicker down south?? :joker:
...awwww..:love:..I never get the chance to chat to many people anymore and I miss it because people are the forum...


There's too many night owls and not enough early risers like you [emoji174]