EastEnders

[Firewire]

Sam and Rita should have refused this story line if they hated it so much mind and saved us all the heartbreak.

They were probably contracted to finish filming otherwise they'd be sued

[Cal.]

They were probably contracted to finish filming otherwise they'd be sued

I just can't see how they wouldn't have had leeway to get their exit changed when they first approached with it in (I'm guessing) spring time 2016? (At that time no scripts would have been written etc). They could have surely said 'We don't want to die' and had their way as the iconic and long serving cast members they are? I've heard stories of actors refusing stories before.

[Denver]

I just can't see how they wouldn't have had leeway to get their exit changed when they first approached with it in (I'm guessing) spring time 2016? (At that time no scripts would have been written etc). They could have surely said 'We don't want to die' and had their way as the iconic and long serving cast members they are? I've heard stories of actors refusing stories before.

If they kill of Pat even though Pam begged them not to then i doubt they would care about 2 who were there half the time she was

[Firewire]

But then I think they would've been written out (and killed off-screen) as a sort of "**** you" and that would've been worse... at least they got to finish their story

I don't know though

[Marsh.]

Actually it is.

Most people with depression hide it and dont want anyone to know
Doesn't mean he "should" put a fake smile on like you suggested. Stop being so pissing offensive.

[Cal.]

Oh I mean they could have still accepted they were getting written out. I know they couldn't have been like 'no we're not leaving' when SOC told them he wanted to write Ronnie and Roxy out - I just thought they would have had leeway to say 'We'll go another way just not dying' considering they're both clearly bothered and upset by it.

[Denver]

Doesn't mean he "should" put a fake smile on like you suggested. Stop being so pissing offensive.

Well yes they would if you dont want anyone to know you would act the opposite not mopping around

[Marsh.]

Was it just me who got the hints that Sharon wants another baby throughout the episode?
She's too old.

Dennis was a miracle baby to start with considering she was infertile up to that point.

[Denver]

She's too old.

Dennis was a miracle baby to start with considering she was infertile up to that point.

There are other roots

[Cal.]

(Especially since as far as we know SOC approached them with the drowning story line and they were happy with it, not outright told them they were dying)

[Firewire]

An attempt to make Johnny interesting failed

[Denver]

Oh I mean they could have still accepted they were getting written out. I know they couldn't have been like 'no we're not leaving' when SOC told them he wanted to write Ronnie and Roxy out - I just thought they would have had leeway to say 'We'll go another way just not dying' considering they're both clearly bothered and upset by it.

Its like being sacked from another job you dont get to decide how you leave

[Firewire]

Screaming at Abi cockblocking though

[Marsh.]

Well yes they would if you dont want anyone to know you would act the opposite not mopping around
Yes because everyone's the exact same. I forgot.

[Marsh.]

There are other roots
I'm not sure what trees have to do with this.

[Natalie.]

818910417766547456

If Rita's not watching I'm not watching!

Aw :(

[Firewire]

Its like being sacked from another job you dont get to decide how you leave

What if there's more than one exit?

My work has two doors.

[Denver]

Yes because everyone's the exact same. I forgot.

Steve McDonald >>>>

[Marsh.]

Its like being sacked from another job you dont get to decide how you leave
It's not like another job at all.

Other jobs you simply leave. I know I didn't have an exit storyline when I left my last job.

[Denver]

I don't even watch Corrie as well

[Denver]

It's not like another job at all.

Other jobs you simply leave. I know I didn't have an exit storyline when I left my last job.

They should stop dwelling on the past and be grateful they have another job to walk into because many actors don't

[Cal.]

Mess I was just going to say how do you decide how you leave at any old job?

Manager: We're sacking you.
Me: Well ok but I don't want to die I want the door left open.

[Marsh.]

And womack is retweeting all of the stuff about them being wasted and there was no need for the exits to be so final.

The scalping begins.

[Marsh.]

They should stop dwelling on the past and be grateful they have another job to walk into because many actors don't
You're so tedious.

They're not dwelling.

[Firewire]

"Poor Babe will have heart failure"

Kathy makes me scream

[Cal.]

And womack is retweeting all of the stuff about them being wasted and there was no need for the exits to be so final.

The scalping begins.

She didn't lie.

I don't wish to get back into it all again but they only needed a few years break. Absolutely no need for a death story especially when they were getting rid of all the other characters who it could possibly affect a few weeks after. It has to be down to a petty reason on the producer's part.

That's my final statement!

[Denver]

And womack is retweeting all of the stuff about them being wasted and there was no need for the exits to be so final.

The scalping begins.

The blame lays solely with DTC he made them into terrible characters who brought nothing to the show so the new producer got rid

[Cal.]

In other news I really loved that duff duff.

[Marsh.]

The blame lays solely with DTC he made them into terrible characters who brought nothing to the show so the new producer got rid
He did next to nothing with them. Then SOC gave Ronnie a character transplant and reverted Roxy to a weak addict and made Jack out to be a saint. I genuinely don't think whoever storylined this did their homework on Jack's history.

In short. No.

[Firewire]

Omg that ending :clap1:

[Firewire]

Honestly I need a 2-hander Shirley and Denise episode where the two of them go to Brighton together and get steaming

[Marsh.]

She didn't lie.

I don't wish to get back into it all again but they only needed a few years break. Absolutely no need for a death story especially when they were getting rid of all the other characters who it could possibly affect a few weeks after. It has to be down to a petty reason on the producer's part.

That's my final statement!
Definitely.

He can't even use a great story opportunity as an excuse like with Lucy or Den. He's killed them just for the sake of it.

[Denver]

He did next to nothing with them. Then SOC gave Ronnie a character transplant and reverted Roxy to a weak addict and made Jack out to be a saint. I genuinely don't think whoever storylined this did their homework on Jack's history.

In short. No.

it wasnt SOC who made her into a murderer for no reason

[Firewire]

Pretty sure it was Dominic

[Denver]

I meant Wasnt :fist:

[Firewire]

Oh never mind

[Firewire]

Soc made her a zombie with no personality though

[Denver]

I said many of times making Ronnie a murderer ruined her character

[Firewire]

She was ruined during baby swap

But Sean had the opportunity to re-build her, and chose not to

[Marsh.]

it wasnt SOC who made her into a murderer for no reason
Which was forgotten about 3 years ago.

Let's not pretend that's the reason she was axed given half the cast remaining are murderers or involved in the cover up of one.

[Marsh.]

Saint Fowler is a cold blooded killer.

[Firewire]

Mrs Fowler only did what the voices told her to do!

[Marsh.]

She was ruined during baby swap

But Sean had the opportunity to re-build her, and chose not to
That could've been so good if they'd properly addressed the fact she had a traumatic breakdown.

The aftermath of major stories is a serious fault in this show.

[Marsh.]

Mrs Fowler only did what the voices told her to do!
Oop.

Not Peggy telling her to do it and playing on her mental illness.

[Marsh.]

I would howl if after all this chat about killers he's made Michelle one.

[Firewire]

Ronnie should've killed Archie but never mind

[Firewire]

Honestly this show infuriates me at times

[Firewire]

I would howl if after all this chat about killers he's made Michelle one.

Would scream

[Denver]

I think im the only one impressed with how the show is going

[Marsh.]

I think im the only one impressed with how the show is going

I can understand someone enjoying it.

But... impressed? By what?

[Denver]

I can understand someone enjoying it.

But... impressed? By what?

It feels old school EE which i absolouely love

[Cal.]

This isn't the olden days!http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91218_173.gif

[Marsh.]

It feels old school EE which i absolouely love
That's not what I asked. Enjoying it, liking it I get. There are aspects to the pacing of the show I've much preferred in recent months.

But what exactly has been impressive?

Doing something the show did 20 years ago is hardly impressive.

[Marsh.]

But can I just point out every time a new producer starts there's a few on DS who after their first few episodes says it feels like old EE again. They even did it with Bryan Kirkwood.

Then the next producer arrives and NOW it's old school eastenders. Lmao

[Denver]

But if you watched the early episodes it is similar to this

[Marsh.]

But if you watched the early episodes it is similar to this
Again, how is that impressive?

The show needs to keep moving forward with the times.

It seems to take two steps forward and ten back.

[Denver]

Making everything a big stunt or surprise returns every week is not the way forward

[Ashley.]

Didn't they have that exact same cliffhanger when Tosh found out Tina was cheating on her with Sonia? :idc:

[Firewire]

I only remember Shirley being soaked by the hose

[Ashley.]

And plus Shirley stopping Denise from going into the left cubical but not the right one made it quite obvious that there was someone in the right one (that and the right cubical being closed). :idc:

[Firewire]

Sharon was in there an awful long time... big meal?

[Ashley.]

She was doing what anyone would do and staying put to hear the gossip... :love:

[Ross.]

The Denise and Shirley scene was the best in ages

[Firewire]

The Denise and Shirley scene was the best in ages

Two of the best characters :love:

[Marsh.]

My new sig is going to be Sharon emerging from the bogs smug about the smell she left behind.

[Marsh.]

Making everything a big stunt or surprise returns every week is not the way forward
Who mentioned stunts or surprise returns?

SOC was the one who brought back a big character from the 80s with a new head don't forget.

That's my point the show needed to move forward with the new generations not keep moving backwards.

He's replaced R&R with an old character. No new ones with any potential. That's not moving the show forward.

[Ashley.]

The Denise and Shirley scene was the best in ages

It was a bit random though considering they've shared little scenes together for years. Also, we never once saw Shirley confide in Denise as far as I remember so I didn't understand that bit.

To be honest the entire Buster suggestion was laughable and a bit of a reach to be honest.

[Denver]

Who mentioned stunts or surprise returns?

SOC was the one who brought back a big character from the 80s with a new head don't forget.

That is all DTC brought

[Ross.]

It was a bit random though considering they've shared little scenes together for years. Also, we never once saw Shirley confide in Denise as far as I remember so I didn't understand that bit.

To be honest the entire Buster suggestion was laughable and a bit of a reach to be honest.

What are you talking about they're always sharing scenes in the Minute Mart!

[Marsh.]

That is all DTC brought
The epic Lucy story says no.

And literally the only stunt he did was the car crash in Jan 2015 and the fire in September 2014. Hardly every week.

He brought Stacey and Jane back. Not a character long forgotten with a new actress.

[Marsh.]

It was a bit random though considering they've shared little scenes together for years. Also, we never once saw Shirley confide in Denise as far as I remember so I didn't understand that bit.

To be honest the entire Buster suggestion was laughable and a bit of a reach to be honest.
Yeah. Whilst they did become friends following Kevin's death they weren't ever THAT close.

I mean was Shirley around when everyone thought Denise was dead?

[Ashley.]

The epic Lucy story says no.

And literally the only stunt he did was the car crash in Jan 2015 and the fire in September 2014. Hardly every week.

He brought Stacey and Jane back. Not a character long forgotten with a new actress.

Hm he did bring back a character long forgotten with a new actor though

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2158614/thumbs/o-MARTIN-FOWLER-NEW-570.jpg

[Ross.]

There was a crash in Christmas 2015 too

[Marsh.]

Everytime I mention EE moving forward you seem to mention stunts Adam.

In general, EE has never had all that many stunts. Certainly not as many as the others.

[Denver]

Also his inability to tell one story in full without taking a few months break from it

[Marsh.]

Hm he did bring back a character long forgotten with a new actor though

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2158614/thumbs/o-MARTIN-FOWLER-NEW-570.jpg
Speak for yourself.

[Denver]

Didnt he bring Sonia back?

[Marsh.]

Also his inability to tell one story in full without taking a few months break from it
I'd rather have a story with breaks than no story at all.

That's right I said it.

Sharonopenstoiletdoor.gif

[Marsh.]

There was a crash in Christmas 2015 too
And unfriend Rajesh Koothrapalli.

[Ross.]

Also his inability to tell one story in full without taking a few months break from it

This is SO true sorry Marsh

[Ashley.]

I'd rather have a story with breaks than no story at all.

Poor Lee's depression, Denise and the adoption, Phil's cirrhosis and Jane's wheelchair era

[Ashley.]

However the GIFs improve when the quality improves and I haven't made any GIFs in a while. :idc:

[Ross.]

And unfriend Rajesh Koothrapalli.

Hew

[Denver]

Poor R&R dead in the swimming pool gif

[Firewire]

Gif Shirley blocking the loo door

[Ashley.]

I was actually going to GIF Honey's facial expressions

[Ross.]

Why does no one check the other cubicle before spilling their secrets

[Cal.]

EE are usually crap with stunts and they always feel pointless because no one ever dies. R & R drowning in the pool is the first stunt that's killed someone since like 2011.

[Denver]

Poor Emma summerhayes and Ronnie's Personality dying in the car crash

[Ashley.]

EE are usually crap with stunts and they always feel pointless because no one ever dies. R & R drowning in the pool is the first stunt that's killed someone since like 2011.

http://i.imgur.com/GSh7RoS.jpg?1

[Marsh.]

Poor Lee's depression, Denise and the adoption, Phil's cirrhosis and Jane's wheelchair era
All started by DTC.

Smugsharon.gif

[Cal.]

Emma :(

Also has EE ever killed off 2 closely linked characters together before, or even two characters at the same time?

[Ashley.]

All started by DTC.

Smugsharon.gif

Stop making up GIFs that don't exist!

stopmakingupgifsthatdon'texist.gif

[Denver]

Emma :(

Also has EE ever killed off 2 closely linked characters together before, or even two characters at the same time?

Poor Tom and Trevor

[Ashley.]

Poor Tom and Trevor

Who on earth are they?

[Firewire]

Emma :(

Also has EE ever killed off 2 closely linked characters together before, or even two characters at the same time?

Tom and Trevor in the explosion

But they weren't closely linked

[Denver]

Who on earth are they?

Fake stan

[Denver]

Little Mo's abusive husband and the love of Sharon's life

[Ashley.]

Oh him

[Marsh.]

EE are usually crap with stunts and they always feel pointless because no one ever dies. R & R drowning in the pool is the first stunt that's killed someone since like 2011.
The car crash was epic though. I loved it.

And not you forgetting it causing Saint Summerhayes untimely demise.

[Denver]

Also Sharon's dad murdering his sister is sort of a stunt

[Ashley.]

The car crash was so much more refreshing compared to the usual "oops, something has distracted me whilst I'm driving and now I'm heading towards a building that will inevitably explode in 20-30 minutes because nobody knows how to use an extinguisher and the Fire Brigade are always late."

It made sense.

[Denver]

The car crash was so much more refreshing compared to the usual "oops, something has distracted me whilst I'm driving and now I'm heading towards a building that will inevitably explode in 20-30 minutes because nobody knows how to use an extinguisher and the Fire Brigade are always late."

It made sense.

I love Hollyoaks big summer storyline

[Marsh.]

Stop making up GIFs that don't exist!

stopmakingupgifsthatdon'texist.gif
They do exist :oh: I just can't post them whilst I'm on my phone.
I'll educate you later.

Bulgingeyesharon.gif

[Ashley.]

They do exist :oh: I just can't post them whilst I'm on my phone.
I'll educate you later.

Bulgingeyesharon.gif

Well who on earth made them because I didn't? :oh:

[Ross.]

Bulging eyes Sharon is a .jpg actually

[Ashley.]

Bulging eyes is a .jpg actually

Thank you, I'd have been a bitch to correct him twice in a row. :love:

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/TyN9sLt.png

[Cal.]

I loved that whole story line. I SOBBED when Ronnie 'died'. 2 years later (to the day) she died for real :(

[Cal.]

After Stacey's return it was probably my favourite thing about DTC's era actually (sorry I don't really rate Who Killed Lucy?)

[Cal.]

(I don't mean the story line she returned in, just the fact he got Stacelegend home :clap1: )

[Cal.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a536230/eastenders-lacey-turner-returning-as-stacey-branning/

No one knows how gorgeous this announcement was for me!http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

[Ross.]

Still pressed that teenage Tommy and Ronnie story can't happen now omg

[Cal.]

Still pressed that teenage Tommy and Ronnie story can't happen now omg

It will during the 40th anniversary live episode when Ronnie and Roxy step out of the cab to greet Phil.

[Ross.]

It will during the 40th anniversary live episode when Ronnie and Roxy step out of the cab to greet Phil.

Not when Phil doesn't give a ****!

[Firewire]

YERRRRRRRR, YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?!

*Ronnie, Roxy and Glenda step out of a cab to greet a very disgruntled Sharon*

[Cal.]

YERRRRRRRR, YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?!

*Ronnie, Roxy and Glenda step out of a cab to greet a very disgruntled Sharon*

Stunning.

[Cal.]

Would anyone actually care it was unrealistic if the next producer just brought them back from the dead as long as we got them back where they belong?

[Ross.]

YERRRRRRRR, YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?!

*Ronnie, Roxy and Glenda step out of a cab to greet a very disgruntled Sharon*

Wow at poor Honey getting edited out

[Firewire]

Sorry I love Honey but has more impact if it's mother and daughters

[Rob!]

Ooh! Not a storyline actually taking an interesting and unexpected direction.

Also, they're clearly warming up for Ben/Johnny. There was too much flirtation going on between them for there not to be. Tbh I'm here for it if Harry Reid can show him how to act.

[Ross.]

Rob was perched for them to shag in the kitchen?

[Firewire]

Since when has Johnny been a party animal? He legit has no friends and why he was quite relatable

[Denver]

They also have no chemistry

[Cal.]

Ben and Johnny would be AWFUL kill it.

[Rob!]

Rob was perched for them to shag in the kitchen?

Not them doing it against the freezer where Babe tried to shag Elaine's toyboy

[Denver]

I also don't get why they always have to pair the 2 gay characters up

[Cal.]

It's literally been established since 2013 that Johnny isn't interested in Ben in that way.

[Marsh.]

Stacey's return was horrible tho? Like she reformed as a character but 2014 was an awful era for ha.

[Firewire]

I was Kat banging on the windows when she appeared on screen

[Cal.]

Stacey's return was horrible tho? Like she reformed as a character but 2014 was an awful era for ha.

I already said I didn't mean her return story line just the fact she was back on the show so shut up.

[Denver]

It's literally been established since 2013 that Johnny isn't interested in Ben in that way.

Perched for another personality transplant

[Rob!]

It's literally been established since 2013 that Johnny isn't interested in Ben in that way.

It was established in 2007 that R&R were indispensable queens but look what happened :fist:

[Marsh.]

Also Sharon's dad murdering his sister is sort of a stunt
If that's the case Kim spraining her ankle was a stunt. :oh:

[Cal.]

And they seem to see gays as useless unless they're in a gay relationship.

I want a bitchy permanently single gay who drinks and smokes and dishes out the lashings :clap1:

[Will.]

And they seem to see gays as useless unless they're in a gay relationship.

I want a bitchy permanently single gay who drinks and smokes and dishes out the lashings :clap1:

Scott?

[Denver]

If that's the case Kim spraining her ankle was a stunt. :oh:

He through her onto a ****ing car mate

[Marsh.]

Since when has Johnny been a party animal? He legit has no friends and why he was quite relatable
I want to be your friend reading that.

[Ross.]

Not them doing it against the freezer where Babe tried to shag Elaine's toyboy

:joker:

[Rob!]

And they seem to see gays as useless unless they're in a gay relationship.

I want a bitchy permanently single gay who drinks and smokes and dishes out the lashings :clap1:

Not trying to sound ridiculous but this is genuinely the first thing I've always thought I'd do if I got to be a character created on Enders

[Ross.]

Oh that reminds me of how Abi is an attempted murderer

[Marsh.]

I already said I didn't mean her return story line just the fact she was back on the show so shut up.
Yeah but in 2014 she was an awful person with a self entitled attitude. :nono:

[Rob!]

Oh that reminds me of how Abi is an attempted murderer

Bless DTC he did try and turn her into Nico before he went

[Firewire]

I want to be your friend reading that.

:love:

[Marsh.]

And they seem to see gays as useless unless they're in a gay relationship.

I want a bitchy permanently single gay who drinks and smokes and dishes out the lashings :clap1:
I love Norris Cole

[Denver]

I want a non stereotypical gay lad who wants to be single

[Rob!]

I want a non stereotypical gay lad who wants to be single

I love Marsh

[Cal.]

Yeah but in 2014 she was an awful person with a self entitled attitude. :nono:

Say that again about Stacey Slater I dare youhttp://i.imgur.com/4Xi7lhx.gif

[Ashley.]

non stereotypical gay lad

http://i.imgur.com/3qfdXPD.gif

[Marsh.]

:love:
Not that we weren't already besties.

[Cal.]

I want a non stereotypical gay lad who wants to be single

Boring! Mine and Rob's idea of a cockney Pete Burns is better.

[Marsh.]

Boring! Mine and Rob's idea of a cockney Pete Burns is better.
Omg

[Firewire]

Boring! Mine and Rob's idea of a cockney Pete Burns is better.

:clap1:

[Firewire]

Carmel's brother?

[Marsh.]

"You are repugnant to me. Insincere to the point of nausea".

"I just attacked Dot Cotton for the hell of it."

[Denver]

Or a gay oriental twink

[Ashley.]

Yeah alright Adam

[Cal.]

"You are repugnant to me. Insincere to the point of nausea".

"I just attacked Dot Cotton for the hell of it."

I HOWLED.

[Marsh.]

I love Marsh
I don't want to be single

angrysharon.gif

[Ashley.]

Has Ethel Esquire been written out

[Denver]

We need the butch lesbian carter we were promised

[Denver]

Has Ethel Esquire been written out

The actor has refused to comment but reports claim the character will drown in the sink

[Marsh.]

We need the butch lesbian carter we were promised

Aww, remember when Tina was described as a big fat bird like Hev.

[Ashley.]

He's a cat

[Denver]

It was a joke

[Marsh.]

We should've had an epic plot putting the Mitchell sisters with Sharon and Shirley.

They used to be quite funny with Shirley when she was one of Peggy's barmaids and they never really got much to do with Sharon beyond the Carl White crap.

Missed opportunity. </3

[Marsh.]

Mess at Danny Dyer exposing the wobbly railings too. 32 years they went and he ruins the illusion. :fist:

[Cal.]

Carmel's brother?

Whose the counterpart of Shirley :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Abi is such an awkward mess I love it.

[Cal.]

Her trying to explain why she doesn't get invited to things is literally me to my mam when she asks me what I'm doing on Friday night

[Marsh.]

Her trying to explain why she doesn't get invited to things is literally me to my mam when she asks me what I'm doing on Friday night

It's literally Marc posting on TiBB pretending he's out socialising.

[Marsh.]

Ok, Stacey needs a leaving banner and.... Carmel has found a leaving banner.

You know when you can just feel the storyline building? :flutter:

[Firewire]

Nitin to return in 2017 as Umar?

[Cal.]

Stacey racing round the Square for a Bon Voyage banner to make sure Michelle really knows it's her leaving day <3

[Marsh.]

Stacey racing round the Square for a Bon Voyage banner to make sure Michelle really knows it's her leaving day <3

Yet R&R are still to be fished out of the pool?

[Rob!]

Honestly crying at how long Shazza was sat on the loo.

Not ha listening to heart breaking revelations whilst ha haemorrhoids are giving her gip

[Denver]

Stacy will be murdered off in a who dunnit which will lead to Jean making her full time comeback to hunt the killer

[Denver]

Bookmark me

[Firewire]

Stacy will be murdered off in a who dunnit which will lead to Jean making her full time comeback to hunt the killer

She is immortal

[Cal.]

Stacy will be murdered off in a who dunnit which will lead to Jean making her full time comeback to hunt the killer

So anyway SOC will be dying if this is the case.

[Cal.]

I would not sit through Stacelegend dying and that's that on that.

[Marsh.]

Apparently there's a major cliffhanger on Friday which has been embargoed...

The coroner reveals the drug addled corpse in the pool was Daniella Westbrook and a mass of toilet paper stuck to her shoe they mistook for the bride's dress. R&R are still out there.

[Firewire]

:fc:

[Cal.]

Apparently there's a major cliffhanger on Friday which has been embargoed...

The coroner reveals the drug addled corpse in the pool was Daniella Westbrook and a mass of toilet paper stuck to her shoe they mistook for the bride's dress. R&R are still out there.

Iconic :clap1:

[Rob!]

Apparently there's a major cliffhanger on Friday which has been embargoed...

The coroner reveals the drug addled corpse in the pool was Daniella Westbrook and a mass of toilet paper stuck to her shoe they mistook for the bride's dress. R&R are still out there.

SOC for best producer ever

[Marsh.]

Why are Abi and Johnny having a party in the kitchen. :unsure:

[Ross.]

Marsh I made a thread for you

[Marsh.]

My god, Michelle's voice is annoying me.

[Denver]

They need to kill of a few more characters though

[Marsh.]

They need to kill of a few more characters though

Yeah, and here was you loving the death and stunt free SOC. :idc:

[Marsh.]

Marsh I made a thread for you

:suspect: Where?

[Denver]

Yeah, and here was you loving the death and stunt free SOC. :idc:

Not all deaths have to be stunts

[Marsh.]

"What's left of them"

I bet they went through take after take of that getting Letitia to sound as unbothered as possible.

[Marsh.]

Yeah, let's have Kathy joke about heart failure too and nobody bat an eyelid. :unsure:

[Marsh.]

Not all deaths have to be stunts

So you're going to have half the cast conveniently drop dead of natural causes?

[Denver]

So you're going to have half the cast conveniently drop dead of natural causes?

no just 2 or 3

[Cal.]

Everybody gets high sometimes, you know
What else can we do when we're feeling low?
So take a deep breath and let it go
You shouldn't be drowning on your own
And if you feel you're sinking, I will jump right over
Into cold, cold water for you
And although time may take us into different places
I will still be patient with you
And I hope you know
I won't let go
I'll be your lifeline tonight
I won't let go
I'll be your lifeline tonight

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

[Marsh.]

no just 2 or 3

Not the last remaining Mitchell's.

[Ross.]

Everybody gets high sometimes, you know
What else can we do when we're feeling low?
So take a deep breath and let it go
You shouldn't be drowning on your own
And if you feel you're sinking, I will jump right over
Into cold, cold water for you
And although time may take us into different places
I will still be patient with you
And I hope you know
I won't let go
I'll be your lifeline tonight
I won't let go
I'll be your lifeline tonight

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

:joker:

[Denver]

Not the last remaining Mitchell's.

I'd have Derek dying of a heart attack on the toilet
Bex falling down the stairs
Strimpy falling a sleep in the bath

[Marsh.]

I'd have Derek dying of a heart attack on the toilet
Bex falling down the stairs
Strimpy falling a sleep in the bath

So an extra, a guest star and a secondary character.

I can just feel the impact. :smug:

[Denver]

So an extra, a guest star and a secondary character.

I can just feel the impact. :smug:

Worked for Reg :fist:

[Marsh.]

I call bullsh*t at Denise keeping it a secret this long and just coming out with it.

Also, what was going on with Linda Henry she seemed to really struggle this episode. I wonder if she was ill.

[Marsh.]

Worked for Reg :fist:

He was murdered! :oh:

[Ross.]

Although why is Shaz going to sit on a bench and listen to 'Chelle telling her about how she broke the law when she just found out her husband is having a baby with another woman

[Rob!]

I'm honestly surprised SOC stuck with the Denise being pregnant story

[Cal.]

Although why is Shaz going to sit on a bench and listen to 'Chelle telling her about how she broke the law when she just found out her husband is having a baby with another woman

Why are the Mitchells having a party for Michelle when Ronnie and Roxy just died?!?!?

[Marsh.]

Why are the Mitchells having a party for Michelle when Ronnie and Roxy just died?!?!?

Kathy JUST CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT HEART FAILURE AND HONEY IS CHUCKLING THE ****ING SLAG!

[Cal.]

Everybody gets high sometimes, you know
What else can we do when we're feeling low?
So take a deep breath and let it go
You shouldn't be drowning on your own
And if you feel you're sinking, I will jump right over
Into cold, cold water for you
And although time may take us into different places
I will still be patient with you
And I hope you know
I won't let go
I'll be your lifeline tonight
I won't let go
I'll be your lifeline tonight

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

This is SICKENING that I bopped my tits off to this all summer not knowing what horrors awaited me :(

[Ross.]

Omg I never realised the irony of Kathy's heart failure joke

[Denver]

Kathy is another character who is wasted

[Cal.]

Omg I just realised our Rox died of her heart wtf that's SO rude.

[Will.]

I hope Ethel is okay.

[Marsh.]

Kathy is another character who is wasted

Quite literally.

She's been drinking champagne since September.

[Will.]

Aunt Babe cooking ha?

[Marsh.]

Peggy has died.

http://www.eastendersultra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Ronnie-Mitchell-Robot..gif

Ronnie and Roxy are dead.

http://www.eastendersultra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Roxy-Mitchell-falls.gif

Denise is carrying Phil's baby.

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

I love consistent writing.

[Cal.]

Peggy has died.

http://www.eastendersultra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Ronnie-Mitchell-Robot..gif

Ronnie and Roxy are dead.

http://www.eastendersultra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Roxy-Mitchell-falls.gif

Denise is carrying Phil's baby.

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

I love consistent writing.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

Baby mitchell is the future star

[Ross.]

Peggy has died.

http://www.eastendersultra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Ronnie-Mitchell-Robot..gif

Ronnie and Roxy are dead.

http://www.eastendersultra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Roxy-Mitchell-falls.gif

Denise is carrying Phil's baby.

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

I love consistent writing.

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Baby mitchell is the future star

I would love for Phil to hope this one will be a proper LAD and he turns up dressing as Lady Gaga too.

[Firewire]

LOL at Shirley being more upset about Phil than Buster

[Denver]

I would love for Phil to hope this one will be a proper LAD and he turns up dressing as Lady Gaga too.

All he wants is to play football with his son

[Marsh.]

Mess. I forgot all about Roxy dancing on the tables.

[Denver]

I think they should cast Austin tbh

[Marsh.]

Ben when he loses his hair, turns into Phil and marries Johnny.

http://i.imgur.com/5KyRSHp.gif

[Denver]

I want Ben murdered

[Gstar]

Michelle's starting to annoy me

And ffs literally no one (apart from Jack) cares that R&R is dead, barely a week after and they're forcing the Rebecca and Shaki storyline down our throats again

Perched for another boring 2011-early 2013 era

http://i.imgur.com/BaWfjl7.gif

[Gstar]

Eastenders is almost becoming a chore to watch :idc:

[Firewire]

I'm just glad we had that Shirley/Denise scene

Even though it was a bit out of place it was excellent

[Cal.]

I want Ben murdered

You said he shouldn't die last night because he's an 'iconic character'. Make your bloody mind up!

[Marsh.]

Sorry everyone, as much as we love a "huge gaffe" in the soaps, we don't think this one meets the criteria...

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/news/a818747/eastenders-mick-vincent-jogging-scenes-was-it-really-a-mistake/

Yeah that's why you keep making pointless articles DS. Bloody hell.

[Cal.]

DS has declined massively since 2014. I miss the 'EastEnders row, Corrie attack, Emmerdale collapse, Hollyoaks fire' articles they'd do on a Sunday morning and the 'Corrie wins ratings war again with 6.67 million' or whatever they'd do every morning.

[Ashley.]

The story was then picked up on by various news sites online as a "big continuity error"... while in actual fact, it was nothing of the sort.

Tuesday's episode actually opened in the late afternoon.

http://i.imgur.com/FTvPS0Z.gif

[Marsh.]

Why are they complaining about that and not the brutal murder and treatment of legends R&R?

[Denver]

You said he shouldn't die last night because he's an 'iconic character'. Make your bloody mind up!

I fancied the actor who killed Hev more sorry not sorry

[Rob!]

I fancied the actor who killed Hev more sorry not sorry

:umm2:

[Ashley.]

Adam doesn't deserve to be in the Elite Five over myself and Rob if I'm honest

[Denver]

Adam doesn't deserve to be in the Elite Five over myself and Rob if I'm honest

Why dont i?

[Denver]

I really wish they would bring Thomas Law back

[Ross.]

I fancied the actor who killed Hev more sorry not sorry

http://i.imgur.com/ghGg7TO.gif

[Cal.]

Wasn't that one a paedophile?

[Rob!]

Wasn't that one a paedophile?

No just a sexual assaulter or a racist or something like that

[Cal.]

As much as I hate current Ben, the one before him was 100x worse.

[Ashley.]

I thought the sweet Lady Gaga Ben was adorable I don't know how so many people found him annoying. :laugh:

[Rob!]

I thought the sweet Lady Gaga Ben was adorable I don't know how so many people found him annoying. :laugh:

I was on Stella's side http://i.imgur.com/ghGg7TO.gif

[Ashley.]

I was on Stella's side http://i.imgur.com/ghGg7TO.gif

And we all know what happened there http://i.imgur.com/qMJ2yaC.gif

[Rob!]

Omg someone on DS went absolutely ape**** when I said that on there a few year so back :joker:

[Ashley.]

What? :laugh2:

[Rob!]

They were all like "oh so you took the side of a child abuser? You think it's funny to watch a ten year old boy having a hot spoon put on his skin etc etc" I was like http://i.imgur.com/F5NDRtq.gif

[Ashley.]

They were all like "oh so you took the side of a child abuser? You think it's funny to watch a ten year old boy having a hot spoon put on his skin etc etc" I was like http://i.imgur.com/F5NDRtq.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-66XImVwruwc/UnDI9eOn3gI/AAAAAAAAMxY/V1x3VoZCLU0/s1600/tumblr_mvcx022AEd1rxk9hio3_250.gif

DS were so awfully serious at the worst of times.