TiBB Eurovision Song Contest: Minsk 2018 [The winner is... Kirk!]

[Wizard.]

The U.K. will not be reperforming... oh well whatever

[LukeB]

Well done Jamie! that was stunning :love:

[Barry.]

I know who is getting my vote and so far not.

[Josiah.]

wEQH6bQfIro

Last but not least, Lucas is back from Lisbon with a song... about one of our favourite Great British Bake Off judges.

[kirklancaster]

Morsh did that



He doesn't but Marsh says it all the time and got banned for it even though he doesn't watch Star Wars



is this shade:bawling: This was my entry

:joker: No Shade, Luke - I 'm struggling to keep up and made a mistake - I corrected it though. :laugh::wavey:

[MB.]

The U.K. will not be reperforming... oh well whatever

I'm getting flashbacks to last month

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png
ARBbgSbKeqg

So my entry is based similarly to this. Just so you don't think I'm clinically insane

lMPJZ4YZnqI

Mary can have a great big LED screen of Paul Hollywood's arse as her staging why not x

[Jamie89]

Thanks all :love: I didn't realise how depressing mine was until reading it in between everyone elses :laugh:

Well done Luke yours was brilliant :clap1:

[MB.]

Well, Lucas, I can't say that was easy to masturbate to, but I managed

[kirklancaster]

Lucas -- :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Mad As A Hatter but Funny As ****. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Well, Lucas, I can't say that was easy to masturbate to, but I managed

:laugh::laugh: FFS

[Josiah.]

Please wait a moment, I'm getting the voting details ready.

[Jamie89]

Omg Lucas :laugh2: I'm scared and aroused... (scared because I'm aroused?) I don't know but I loved it

[MB.]

What an appropriate way to finish

[kirklancaster]

Excellent kirk http://i.imgur.com/KtSAmFqb.jpg (https://imgur.com/KtSAmFq)

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Thanks, Kaz.

[kirklancaster]

Thanks to ALL of you for the kind comments. I really do appreciate that you have treated my entry as the bit of fun it was intended to be.

Thank you.

[MB.]

Thanks to ALL of you for the kind comments. I really do appreciate that you have treated my entry as the bit of fun it was intended to be.

Thank you.

Actually, I was deeply offended and am sending my good mate Jezza Corbyn round first thing in the morning for a full apology

(but yes, same. I was a bit worried at one point :laugh:)

[kirklancaster]

Actually, I was deeply offended and am sending my good mate Jezza Corbyn round first thing in the morning for a full apology

(but yes, same. I was a bit worried at one point :laugh:)

:laugh: I'd love that - a chance to sit and talk with him. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

I thought I'd missed commenting on someone's entry because I could not keep pace and was rushing to play catch-up so I checked from last to first again and it turns out the entry I didn't comment on was - NICKY's

Well done Nicky.

[Josiah.]

After a bit of a delay...

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/bO2PfKu.jpg
And, now; we have come to the climax of tonight's show... THE VOTING!

Down below are the links to all 17 of tonight's performances, and you can review the songs before you vote.

http://i.imgur.com/BZ05cIJ.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020253&postcount=329)

http://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020269&postcount=339)

http://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020284&postcount=344)

http://i.imgur.com/it0XlYt.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020310&postcount=361)

http://i.imgur.com/MnqWN6V.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020340&postcount=374)

http://i.imgur.com/lNdyYMK.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020364&postcount=387)

http://i.imgur.com/3Uso6WM.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020386&postcount=395)

http://i.imgur.com/SGDpptm.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020402&postcount=409)

http://i.imgur.com/6Yje9jq.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020426&postcount=422)

http://i.imgur.com/NA4zOIA.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020449&postcount=431)

http://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020474&postcount=441)

http://i.imgur.com/yOa1nrl.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020491&postcount=449)

http://i.imgur.com/EuH5pUU.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020510&postcount=459)

http://i.imgur.com/Kw9yW4q.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020537&postcount=471)

http://i.imgur.com/caKgrDP.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020562&postcount=484)

http://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020583&postcount=492)

http://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020628&postcount=507)

So, now; we have a change in how the voting works this year...

For the first time, the public vote and the participant vote will be separated.

The participants (excluding the 6 ones judging) will vote in the normal fashion of 1-8, 10, and 12 points; sent to me via PM.

The judges will vote in the social group and rank the songs 1-17, with the song ranked 17th getting 2 points; and the song ranked 1st getting 34 points.

Then, the public vote will be done through a survey (link is embedded in the banner below), and you will be able to vote for your favourite songs. No less than 3, and no more than 9. EVERYONE will be able to use the public voting.


http://i.imgur.com/2tvPmnp.png (https://weathernow10.polldaddy.com/s/tibb-eurovision-2018-public-voting)

With that said...
TiBB, START VOTING NOW!

[Jøsh]

So, the participants are the jury voting and the judges are the televote?

[kirklancaster]

Well done Riley too - I might have missed you.

[Josiah.]

Josh, the televoting and the participant voting are separate this year. I'll explain more tomorrow night.

[Jamie89]

I skipped a couple because I kept getting behind so I'll catch up on them later and probably vote tomorrow. Good luck everyone

[Jøsh]

Josh, the televoting and the participant voting are separate this year. I'll explain more tomorrow night.

I mean as in if this was real Eurovision, the judges are the televoting (to some extent) and the public are the jury votes.

[Amy Jade]

Brilliant job Josiah :clap2:

I am going to relisten and vote tomorrow morning x

[Josiah.]

Josh, the voting isn't working like that this year. The judges are acting like judges (a la JESC 2016), the participants are acting like the juries, and the televoting is acting as the televote.

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Yeah. Well done, Josiah. A smooth fun-filled few hours. Thank You.

[Jamie89]

Yeah great job with the hosting Josiah :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Thanks guys.

[Josiah.]

Voting is open until 6.30pm BST Tomorrow night (you know, so I have time to count up the votes).

[Black Dagger]

I have no idea what I was thinking but it was intended to be longer and more packed out. Mary didn't arrive until last night tho

[RileyH]

Y'all did great I loved them all :clap1:

Will vote soon x

[MB.]

Well done to everyone for making me laugh, cry and sexually confused, often at the same time :clap1: And thanks to Josiah for running this so well

I'll vote at some point tomorrow

[Tom4784]

NOT me having trouble like the real Surie... hope this one works... even though the other one got invaded by an intruder and it had Charley Uchea and everything... yes feel sorry for me and gimme your sympathy vote

tEvlU2aPxgI

I love Troye Sivan.

[Tom4784]

Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Piper

https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b2352328944532d4fc17b52b8eda7b7/tumblr_inline_oe3s16uJpF1qzeymu_500.gif

What kind of Charli XCX song writing talent?

[RileyH]

Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Piper

https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b2352328944532d4fc17b52b8eda7b7/tumblr_inline_oe3s16uJpF1qzeymu_500.gif

What kind of Charli XCX song writing talent?

Don't come for Charli like this

[Tom4784]

https://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png
ARBbgSbKeqg

So my entry is based similarly to this. Just so you don't think I'm clinically insane

lMPJZ4YZnqI

Mary can have a great big LED screen of Paul Hollywood's arse as her staging why not x

My winner.

[Josiah.]

For the 12 participants not judging (Amy, Dezzy, Jamie, Nicky, MB, Marc, Kirk, Niamh, Livia, Lewis, Riley, and Mock), you can still vote by sending in your 1-8, 10, and 12 points to me in PM (until 5.45pm BST tomorrow).

[Black Dagger]

My winner.

I love you.

[Shaun]

I am so disappointed in you Lucas. You made it sound special.

[Tom4784]

I shall vote at some point tonight possibly.

[Wizard.]

Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Piper
Billy Piper

https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b2352328944532d4fc17b52b8eda7b7/tumblr_inline_oe3s16uJpF1qzeymu_500.gif

What kind of Charli XCX song writing talent?

Art is pop culture in me. But thanks :love: the REAL version had more production, I’ll probably put it up here tomorrow night / whenever I get the chance

[Josiah.]

http://i.imgur.com/2tvPmnp.png (https://weathernow10.polldaddy.com/s/tibb-eurovision-2018-public-voting)

Just hoping we can get a bit more votes in the public vote.

[Josiah.]

And, just for good measure (because most of you are going to be voting during the day); I'm moving the voting deadline to 6.30pm.

[Nicky91]

i voted now

[kirklancaster]

i voted now

I gave you 12 Nicky. Just saying.

[Nicky91]

i knew i would confuse some people, but this was experimental from me, i had to try something take some risks getting of the near last/last place

[Cherie]

:joker: Livia thank you :love:


Dezzy always finds a way to shoehorn people he hates into his songs :laugh: :fan: I take that as more of a compliment than an ML win :hehe:

I'm only just half way through will catch up with the rest and vote later

great job Josiah

[Wizard.]

The United Kingdom has voted. Good luck Europe!

[Underscore]

I have cast my votes as judge. Well done and good luck everyone, some amazing entries :love:

[Cherie]

https://i.imgur.com/EuH5pUU.png
Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

2g5Hz17C4is

Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

:hehe:

[Cherie]

https://i.imgur.com/bO2PfKu.jpg
And, now; we have come to the climax of tonight's show... THE VOTING!

Down below are the links to all 17 of tonight's performances, and you can review the songs before you vote.

http://i.imgur.com/BZ05cIJ.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020253&postcount=329)

http://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020269&postcount=339)

http://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020284&postcount=344)

http://i.imgur.com/it0XlYt.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020310&postcount=361)

http://i.imgur.com/MnqWN6V.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020340&postcount=374)

http://i.imgur.com/lNdyYMK.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020364&postcount=387)

http://i.imgur.com/3Uso6WM.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020386&postcount=395)

http://i.imgur.com/SGDpptm.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020402&postcount=409)

http://i.imgur.com/6Yje9jq.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020426&postcount=422)

http://i.imgur.com/NA4zOIA.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020449&postcount=431)

http://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020474&postcount=441)

http://i.imgur.com/yOa1nrl.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020491&postcount=449)

http://i.imgur.com/EuH5pUU.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020510&postcount=459)

http://i.imgur.com/Kw9yW4q.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020537&postcount=471)

http://i.imgur.com/caKgrDP.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020562&postcount=484)

http://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020583&postcount=492)

http://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10020628&postcount=507)

So, now; we have a change in how the voting works this year...

For the first time, the public vote and the participant vote will be separated.

The participants (excluding the 6 ones judging) will vote in the normal fashion of 1-8, 10, and 12 points; sent to me via PM.

The judges will vote in the social group and rank the songs 1-17, with the song ranked 17th getting 2 points; and the song ranked 1st getting 34 points.

Then, the public vote will be done through a survey (link is embedded in the banner below), and you will be able to vote for your favourite songs. No less than 3, and no more than 9. EVERYONE will be able to use the public voting.


http://i.imgur.com/2tvPmnp.png (https://weathernow10.polldaddy.com/s/tibb-eurovision-2018-public-voting)

With that said...
TiBB, START VOTING NOW!



casting my votes now

[Denver]

Vote for the Muslim country if you like Muslim's

[jet]

https://i.imgur.com/EuH5pUU.png
Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

2g5Hz17C4is

Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

:laugh: Genius! :clap1:

[Tom4784]

:joker: Livia thank you :love:


Dezzy always finds a way to shoehorn people he hates into his songs :laugh: :fan: I take that as more of a compliment than an ML win :hehe:

I'm only just half way through will catch up with the rest and vote later

great job Josiah

I don't hate you, I wrote that verse from the perspective of Marsh tbh.

[Cherie]

I don't hate you, I wrote that verse from the perspective of Marsh tbh.

Just re read it, I was scrolling through fast this morning

[Tom4784]

Just re read it, I was scrolling through fast this morning

And the whole 'bitch named Cherie' line wasn't personal, I chose your because it kind of rhymed and I thought you'd see the humour in it.

[Shaun]

This is why writing about BB legends committing sexual harassment is far less problematic!

[MB.]

This is why writing about BB legends committing sexual harassment is far less problematic!

It was no Jade and Ken singing Don't Go Breaking My Heart though, was it?

[Livia]

Couldn't make it last night, sadly... but I've just been through all the songs... the standard never drops, does it. Massively well done to everyone. Josiah, you kept the standard up there like we all knew you would. well done x

[Shaun]

:hmph: i suppose i deserve this scrutiny with the number of titles I've already won. I could do better.

[Cherie]

And the whole 'bitch named Cherie' line wasn't personal, I chose your because it kind of rhymed and I thought you'd see the humour in it.

I'm not complaining! I do find it funny

[MB.]

Just voted btw (I included some of the people I had to miss out in my PM vote in my poll vote, just to share the love etc). Good luck all and may the best woman/Billie Piper win :love:

[Nicky91]

:hmph: i suppose i deserve this scrutiny with the number of titles I've already won. I could do better.

no, i thought your song was just harmless good fun :love:

[Underscore]

we're all going to have such fun!

[Babayaro.]

Lmfao @ Shaun and MB's :joker:

[Withano]

Oh sweet, I was very drunk last night, I didn’t know I missed this. I’ll catch up now.

[Nicky91]

And the whole 'bitch named Cherie' line wasn't personal, I chose your because it kind of rhymed and I thought you'd see the humour in it.

i saw the humour definitely in how you mentioned me :flutter:

[Withano]

That was great :clap1: just voted for the best ones

[Withano]

(Wont the public vote winner just be the person who spends the day voting for themselves?)

[Shaun]

I think the format was just fine the way it was but hmm! :whistle:

[Nicky91]

(Wont the public vote winner just be the person who spends the day voting for themselves?)

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[MB.]

Yeah the voting system doesn't seem the most watertight, if I'm honest :laugh:

[Denver]

(Wont the public vote winner just be the person who spends the day voting for themselves?)

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Well we now know why Nicky has been quite today

[Nicky91]

Well we now know why Nicky has been quite today

no i wasn't voting for myself, i'm not desperate, it's just a fun game, and even if i get last place few more times, i will still enjoy this game :love:

[MB.]

no i wasn't voting for myself, i'm not desperate, it's just a fun game, and even if i get last place few more times, i will still enjoy this game :love:

King of congeniality!

[Nicky91]

King of congeniality!

aw thanks, this is the sweetest thing you ever said to me :blush:

[Wizard.]

Maybe I should’ve submitted one of my other bops, such as

Big Nigerian Man
Sh*tty Spice
Messy Scamming Bitch
HIV-Negative

[Barry.]

I cant see Riley's video

[Wizard.]

I cant see Riley's video

Um yeah there was some controversy because EMG blocked it on copyright grounds probably because it has Surie’s performance in the video and even though it was of much higher quality I had to delete it and have no way of uploading it somewhere else as I’m on a train all day but you can listen to the demo here

tEvlU2aPxgI

[Barry.]

Um yeah there was some controversy because EMG blocked it on copyright grounds probably because it has Surie’s performance in the video and even though it was of much higher quality I had to delete it and have no way of uploading it somewhere else as I’m on a train all day but you can listen to the demo here

tEvlU2aPxgI

Thank you.

[Tom4784]

Still a bop tbh.

[Tom4784]

I'm Riley running out of breath during the chorus.

[Wizard.]

I'm Riley running out of breath during the chorus.

SCREAMING :skull:

[Wizard.]

Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Pip-

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b62a71c225955edad89b84006814284/tenor.gif?itemid=4988200

[MB.]

I'm the clicking

[Tom4784]

Billy Piper
Billy Billy Billy Pip-

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b62a71c225955edad89b84006814284/tenor.gif?itemid=4988200

I can't believe we were living while Riley was dying for our Douze Points.

[Josiah.]

With the jury votes, I have received the votes from Amy, Kirk, Dezzy, MB, Lewis, Riley, Nicky, and Jamie.

Voting closes in 15 minutes.

[Josiah.]

TiBB,STOP VOTINGNOW!

[Josiah.]

I am currently in the middle of the vote count, and the winner in each section of the voting is different.

[Barry.]

I am currently in the middle of the vote count, and the winner in each section of the voting is different.

Exciting.

[Josiah.]

And depending on how the public voting goes, the winner could potentially get over 1,000 points.

[Cherie]

And depending on how the public voting goes, the winner could potentially get over 1,000 points.

D: I didn't know you could vote more than once :bawling:

[Jøsh]

With the jury votes, I have received the votes from Amy, Kirk, Dezzy, MB, Lewis, Riley, Nicky, and Jamie.

Voting closes in 15 minutes.

What about mine?

[LukeB]

What about mine?

You're a judge not jury

[Denver]

You're a judge not jury

Isn't the jury the judges??

[LukeB]

Isn't the jury the judges??

not on this

Josiah explained it earlier :shrug:

Josh, the voting isn't working like that this year. The judges are acting like judges (a la JESC 2016), the participants are acting like the juries, and the televoting is acting as the televote.

[Jøsh]

Oh, just give me a vodka and call it a day.

[Denver]

Oh I missed that so thought it was similar to the normal version

[Lostie!]

You're a judge not jury

I'm the executioner

[Josiah.]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be revealing the extremely shocking final results at 8pm.

[Wizard.]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be revealing the extremely shocking final results at 8pm.

We love it when Israel where not favourite for 2 minutes meaning they’re win was a shocking result

[LukeB]

Nicki won?

[Denver]

I'm convinced Nicky spam voted for himself

[Wizard.]

I'm convinced Nicky spam voted for himself

No it was an iconic memorable song

[Wizard.]

Anyway I’m home now so I can watch the postcards :dance:

[Denver]

No it was an iconic memorable song

It wasn't Latvia was it

[Cherie]

Adams won?

[Cherie]

We love it when Israel where not favourite for 2 minutes meaning they’re win was a shocking result

:hmph: and why wasn't this a fav I wonder ..very strange

[Denver]

Adams won?

If there is an Allah

[Black Dagger]

It wasn't Latvia was it

Mine was unfinished and unpolished lol. I don't deserve higher than 15th (but I will be pleased if I am)

[Denver]

Mine was unfinished and unpolished lol. I don't deserve higher than 15th (but I will be pleased if I am)

I loved it and also loved the fact you did a visual unlike others

[Kazanne]

Mine was unfinished and unpolished lol. I don't deserve higher than 15th (but I will be pleased if I am)

Yours was excellent Lucas:wavey:

[Wizard.]

:hmph: and why wasn't this a fav I wonder ..very strange

What? I was talking about the Eurovision just gone.

[Wizard.]

By the way I realised after I voted that I missed out Josiah which is an absolute travesty because I loved it but it was too late by then and I was in a rush.

[Cherie]

What? I was talking about the Eurovision just gone.

Oh right :joker:

[Denver]

By the way I realised after I voted that I missed out Josiah which is an absolute travesty because I loved it but it was too late by then and I was in a rush.

More like covering your back

[Black Dagger]

I loved it and also loved the fact you did a visual unlike others

Yours was excellent Lucas:wavey:

Thank you both x

[Cherie]

If there is an Allah

The racist public carried you to victory

[Josiah.]

Spoiler Alert #1: Everyone is over 100 points, YAY!
Spoiler Alert #2: The Top 2 have over 1,000 points.
Spoiler Alert #3: There is a 553 point margin between 2nd and 3rd.

[Denver]

The racist public carried you to victory

:fc:

[Wizard.]

More like covering your back

:Nono:

[Denver]

Wow at me getting over 1000 points

[Josiah.]

Don't get your hopes up Adam.

[Wizard.]

Wow at me getting over 1000 points

Your song was no Fuego

[Wizard.]

Don't get your hopes up Adam.

:skull:

[Morgan.]

Oh, just give me a vodka and call it a day.

Not an underage drinker doing straight vodka :nono:

[kirklancaster]

Wow at me getting over 1000 points

:laugh: I think it's Nicky.

[Cherie]

Dezzy and MB are top 2 I reckon

[Denver]

Don't get your hopes up Adam.

Wow not the public confirmed racist

[Wizard.]

Dezzy and MB are top 2 I reckon

Iconic :love: although I love Portugal too

[Denver]

:laugh: I think it's Nicky.

He did them all himself?

[Cherie]

Wow not the public confirmed racist

The racist public did not carry you to victory :laugh:

[Wizard.]

:laugh: I think it's Nicky.

Adele did that :clap1: that’s why we should send her to Jerusalem 2019

[kirklancaster]

Dezzy and MB are top 2 I reckon

:laugh: Well, yeah. Silly me.

[Denver]

The racist public did not carry you to victory :laugh:

Lebanon will not be partaking next year unless only Muslims can vote

[LukeB]

Iconic :love: although I love Portugal too

:love:

[Wizard.]

I think Greece have a great shot :clap2:

[Josiah.]

oWPnU_wRj04

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/bO2PfKu.jpg
Good Evening Europe and Australia!

Welcome to the voting results of the TiBB Eurovision Song Contest 2018!

[Wizard.]

Woop woop! Woop woop!

[Underscore]

Woop woop! Woop woop!

This is not big brother hun. We are more high brow than this

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/bO2PfKu.jpg
In a few minutes, I will reveal who has won the TiBB Eurovision Song Contest 2018.

This year, we saw a change to the voting format; which has given me excitement about the final results.


So, shall we start?

[Wizard.]

This is not big brother hun. We are more high brow than this

Hmm this is Eurovision we’re talking about sweetie

[Underscore]

Hmm this is Eurovision we’re talking about sweetie

yh but its not full of chavs freeloading on a friday night

[kirklancaster]

I think Greece have a great shot :clap2:

Thanks, Riley.

[Josiah.]

The song, in 17th Place...

with 108 points (70 from the Judges, 1 from the Juries, and 37 from the public)...

[Morgan.]

Glad to see everyone got at least 100 points :love:

[Josiah.]

17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, and 37 - Public)

[Morgan.]

Nicky :o

[Wizard.]

Awh Nicky </3

[Wizard.]

Ok I’m just glad I’m not last I’ll be okay now

[kirklancaster]

Congrats Nicky - On that scoreboard. Well done.

[Morgan.]

Nicky actually didn't deserve last this year.

[Underscore]

Well done Nicky - you weren't my last :love:

[kirklancaster]

Ok I’m just glad I’m not last I’ll be okay now

You won't be anywhere near last.

[Josiah.]

In 16th place...

with 176 points (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, 35 - Public)...

[Denver]

Mess at an almost 70 gap

[Josiah.]

16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, and 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, and 37 - Public)

[Denver]

Mess at Jamie out early

[Morgan.]

Jamie </3

[Wizard.]

Awh Jamie. So great for a last minute thing

[Wizard.]

You won't be anywhere near last.

:love:

[kirklancaster]

That's a shock - I expected Jamie being up there - Commiserations and Congrats Jamie.

[Josiah.]

In 15th place...

with 233 points (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)...

[Amy Jade]

Nicky actually didn't deserve last this year.

So who did?

[Kazanne]

Aw,I really liked Jamies.but well done ,thought it would have been higher.

[Underscore]

So who did?

Oooooh

[Amy Jade]

How did Jamie come so low???

[kirklancaster]

So who did?

Definitely NOT you A.J.

[Josiah.]

15th: https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, and 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, and 37 - Public)

[Wizard.]

So who did?

Yeah spill the tea

[Amy Jade]

Full disclosure I gave Jamie 12

[Wizard.]

WHAT :OMgno: I’m shocked

[Underscore]

Oop

[Wizard.]

Full disclosure I gave Jamie 12

You trying to increase your own odds exposed?

[kirklancaster]

Another shock - Well done, Marc.

[Morgan.]

So who did?

Yeah spill the tea

youll see when I post my rankings.

[Morgan.]

Marc :love:

[Josiah.]

In 14th place...

with 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)...

[Amy Jade]

youll see when I post my rankings.

Ohhh cold tea

[Amy Jade]

You trying to increase your own odds exposed?

Not at all. I expected to be in the bottom 3.

I felt Jamie's lyrics were very heartfelt

[Josiah.]

14th: https://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png
Italy - 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)
15th: https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, and 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, and 37 - Public)

[kirklancaster]

Not at all. I expected to be in the bottom 3.

I felt Jamie's lyrics were very heartfelt

They were PURE poetry. Beautiful.

[kirklancaster]

Well done, Lewis.

[Morgan.]

Well done Lewis.

[Shaun]

I like these little banners with the song information, Josiah

[Wizard.]

Lewis :love: you and your ukelele will remain iconic

[Morgan.]

Why is Nicky in a different colour to the rest? Becaus ehe came last?

[Josiah.]

In 13th place...

with 248 pts (146 - Judges, 33 - Juries, 69 - Public)...

[Josiah.]

13th: https://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png
Latvia - 248 pts (146 - Judges, 33 - Juries, 69 - Public)
14th: https://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png
Italy - 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)
15th: https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, 37 - Public)

[Underscore]

Oh wow so unexpected

[Wizard.]

Lucas :( but your beautiful face

[Amy Jade]

I expected most of these to be way higher

[kirklancaster]

Yet another shocker - Well done though Lucas.

[Wizard.]

13th though with 69 public votes kind of iconic

[Morgan.]

Well done Lucas.

[Josiah.]

In 12th place...

with 264 pts (184 - Judges, 48 - Juries, 32 - Public)...

[Kazanne]

Bloody hell Lucas,yours was fab too,deserved to be so much higher

[Josiah.]

12th: https://i.imgur.com/caKgrDP.png
Portugal - 264 pts (184 - Judges, 48 - Juries, 32 - Public)
13th: https://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png
Latvia - 248 pts (146 - Judges, 33 - Juries, 69 - Public)
14th: https://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png
Italy - 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)
15th: https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, 37 - Public)

[Wizard.]

Omg I’m shaken! That had my 12 points. Omg

[Underscore]

whew

[Amy Jade]

Whoa another of my high scorers out

[Morgan.]

What :o Luke :(

[Wizard.]

Well my worst placing is 11th so I’m just glad I haven’t bombed worse than my worst but I’m still in contact with my lawyer suing EMG for loss of income

[Amy Jade]

Public let Luke down </3

[Shaun]

The backlash against Marsh's ML win has seen some devastating consequences, it would seem

[kirklancaster]

Well done, Luke. Again, I expected you to be higher.

[MB.]

Lucas and Luke were, I think, two of my top three?

[Josiah.]

In 11th place...

with 270 points (64 - Judges, 15 - Juries, 191 - Public)...

[Denver]

I would love to make top ten for the first time

[Wizard.]

191 public? Who ah that’s a big jump

[kirklancaster]

Lucas and Luke were, I think, two of my top three?

:laugh: You were in mine so..... The way things are going.

[Amy Jade]

This will be me

[Underscore]

8/10 of my top votes are still in so not too bad

[Wizard.]

8/10 of my top votes are still in so not too bad

Btw weren’t you meant to submit a song?

[Shaun]

I haven't been adding the judges' votes up but I think this'll be Mock :think:

[Josiah.]

11th: https://i.imgur.com/NA4zOIA.png
Vatican City - 270 points (64 - Judges, 15 - Juries, 191 - Public)
12th: https://i.imgur.com/caKgrDP.png
Portugal - 264 pts (184 - Judges, 48 - Juries, 32 - Public)
13th: https://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png
Latvia - 248 pts (146 - Judges, 33 - Juries, 69 - Public)
14th: https://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png
Italy - 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)
15th: https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, 37 - Public)

[Josiah.]

Shaun, you were correct.

The rest of us have made TOP 10!

[Shaun]

Oh good, my finger's on at least one pulse then.

:suspect: @ the voting

[Underscore]

Btw weren’t you meant to submit a song?

Yeah

I started writing one but it flopped so I gave up lol

[Wizard.]

Awh Mock, one of my favs. The public have taste :love:

[kirklancaster]

I haven't been adding the judges' votes up but I think this'll be Mock :think:

:laugh: Bang ON The Money, Shaun.

[Amy Jade]

I liked Mocks

[kirklancaster]

Well done, Mock.

[Denver]

How am I still in

[Wizard.]

Shaun, you were correct.

The rest of us have made TOP 10!

Oh wow, I’m so grateful that people turned my negatif into a positive :love:

[Wizard.]

How am I still in

Me when really Josiah forgot about me

[Josiah.]

In 10th place...

with 318 points (250 - Judges, 28 - Juries, 40 - Public)...

[Amy Jade]

Damn the public either stanned or hated the songs

[Josiah.]

10th: https://i.imgur.com/lNdyYMK.png
Denmark - 318 points (250 - Judges, 28 - Juries, 40 - Public)
11th: https://i.imgur.com/NA4zOIA.png
Vatican City - 270 points (64 - Judges, 15 - Juries, 191 - Public)
12th: https://i.imgur.com/caKgrDP.png
Portugal - 264 pts (184 - Judges, 48 - Juries, 32 - Public)
13th: https://i.imgur.com/EzlEyKg.png
Latvia - 248 pts (146 - Judges, 33 - Juries, 69 - Public)
14th: https://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png
Italy - 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)
15th: https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th: https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, 35 - Public)
17th: https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, 37 - Public)

[Wizard.]

Damn the public either stanned or hated the songs

Messy public :love:

[Shaun]

:worry:

*has just worked out my judges' score so I can know where to expect I place :joker:*

Hard luck Josiah :(

[Josiah.]

I'm officially back at 10th place after 3 years!

[Amy Jade]

Oh wait was the public the poll?

I never voted in that one

[Wizard.]

Josiah. That brought me to tears, a beautiful song :love:

[Underscore]

Josiah :(

[kirklancaster]

Congratulations, Josiah.

[Morgan.]

Well done all so far!

[Shaun]

I'm going to try and do a collaborative effort at Christmas so Josiah gets to use two different names for "Music by" and "Lyrics by" :laugh:

*chases after the recently-departed waterhog*

[Vicky.]

How on earth has mock got such a high public vote? I dont mean that as shade btw, just, I don't get how the public vote is quite so high compared to the rest?

[Josiah.]

In 9th place...

ALSO with 318 pts. (214 - Judges, 52 - Juries, 52 - Public)...

[Wizard.]

How on earth has mock got such a high public vote? I dont mean that as shade btw, just, I don't get how the public vote is quite so high compared to the rest?

They love a bop

[Amy Jade]

Josiah robbed especially by the public

[Wizard.]

Oh wow not a draw

[MB.]

How on earth has mock got such a high public vote? I dont mean that as shade btw, just, I don't get how the public vote is quite so high compared to the rest?

I mean, I wouldn't accuse Mock of anything untoward, but the "public vote" was literally an anonymous poll that you could vote multiple times on :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

They love a bop

Especially a SUICIDE one. :laugh:

[Wizard.]

Especially a SUICIDE one. :laugh:

Wait, it was about suicidy?