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Thotmas
23-10-2024, 08:36 PM
When you order food and it arrives cold!

Urban Cragou
25-10-2024, 10:20 PM
When people say things like “7 a.m. in the morning”. What do people think a.m. means?

Merry Mockmas
26-10-2024, 06:00 AM
Seriously, Peter Griffin being the protagonist of Family Guy. It’s offensive.

I love Peter.:dance:



















And Herbert.:eyes:

Merry Mockmas
26-10-2024, 06:38 AM
Anime just in general.

I know that some of you are probably thinking that I'm being harsh when I state my reasons, but I really feel like neither the Anime scene or the Western TV or Video Game scenes are really catering to my personal taste much at all, although the quality of Western TV and Video Games is less offensive to me at the moment compared to the current Japanese Anime scene.

My current issues with the modern Anime scene:

1. And the most important issue for me, is the borderline Paedophilia that gets represented in a large bulk of Anime, and the fact that a large bulk of the Anime community are onboard with this type of content.:umm2:

And if it's not Paedophilia being pushed, then it's other weird sexual fetishes like bestiality/furry content, Bunnygirls (they are different to Furries) ugly chicks like the ones in Chainsaw Man, or a new Anime series called Dandadan having a weird Grandma sexual fetish that's being discussed all over Anime Twitter.:yuk:

I already had reservations about Dandadan anyway, but that just confirms to me that yet again that there's another series in the Anime scene creating a bizarre sexual fetish that a bunch of weirdos lap up and encourage the industry to keep getting stranger and stranger with their fetishes.

We can't get a AAA Anime production where they're aiming for a male demographic that is either not sexualized at all, or doing conventional beauty standards (i.e someone in their bloody twenties, thirties, even forties ffs) and teen characters intended for the teen market tbf.

Instead we get children, a Grandma, and god knows what other freaky thing being sexualized in that industry, it's even more sick than the west's recent attempts at deliberately creating ugly mother ****ers in Video Games, because I can still possibly enjoy the gameplay and story without thinking that a total degenerate freakazoid made the damn thing.

2. The plots in a lot of the modern long running Animes that have come out over the last four or five years have been poor, some of them are so poor that I struggle to remember much of a plot at all in some of them.

Some of them can get carried with a likable cast to see the Season out, but even then they get impacted a little bit because the plot has as much depth as Lily off Big Brother.

3. This one's going to be personal to some extent, so I do apologize to anyone on here that's apart of any of the things that I'm about to say, and that's the Anime community in general.

- A lot of them do support weird sexual content, like I've mentioned earlier.

- A lot of them say "Peak" "Mid" or "Absolute Cinema" in place of forming a proper sentence structure during discussions.

- Animation being seen as a bigger deal than the actual writing.

- Going back to point 1, a lot of the community wanting sexual content over good storytelling.:umm2:

- Any time a Shoujo or Josei Anime gets made (both are genres aiming primarily towards the female demographic) there's a large bulk of the Anime community ready to slam them because those Animes are "for girls."

That's my rant over.

I have got a few more rants to do, but I'll spread them out throughout the week.

Merry Mockmas
27-10-2024, 06:55 AM
I was going to do a different rant tonight, but some of the members on DS had to go and **** me off.

Basically I caught an old thread on DS for this series of Strictly Come Dancing that was asking who's the best looking woman in this series (I'm phrasing it how the OP phrased it) and there was meant to be a best looking man one as well, but I doubt that there was much activity on there after what happened.

Basically two to three members came on the thread having a moan and being spoilt sports about the attraction threads existing on the Strictly section (which those threads have been on there every single year btw) the OP rightly said that these people had no issues with the most fanciable pros thread.

Which then saw some of the members not liking the threads trying to justify it by saying "but the pros aren't taking part in the contest" which factually isn't true but whatever, they went on to say that it's okay basically to pick who you find attractive out of the pros but not the Celebs that are participating on the Show was one of their arguments.

One of them even started talking about how the OP presented the thread in a more "objective" way instead of a "subjective" way, even though there was a bloody poll open on that very thread, so the OP was clearly asking it in a subjective way.

Nobody on the thread was being nasty about any of the contestants looks or anything like that.

I swear to god that some people really just don't know how to let loose and have fun, they got a harmless thread shut down for no reason other than their own insecurities, that then got disguised as morality.

I mean the OP even knows that Sam is the most attractive woman this year, so they were even based on that imo.:laugh:

But honestly how a thread like that caused arguing is baffling to me.

I honestly don't care if there's an attractive woman or man poll on any industry, it really shouldn't be that deep like the few complainers on DS were making it seem.

And well done to the 53 members that voted on the poll, even if I disagree with who won.:nono::joker:

Merry Mockmas
27-10-2024, 07:04 AM
Alright, I'm just going to say it, and it's going to be controversial but **** it.

F1 misses having Lewis Hamilton as the one to beat as he actually has charisma and an actual personality (love him or hate him) plus his era in general did just have more exciting races when he was in his prime, and more exciting drivers challenging him that I also liked to watch race.

We've now gone from that era to psychopath Verstappen who can just get away with bending rules for fun, and Norris who is about as interesting as Thomas off of this year's BB.

And there's nobody really coming through that seems to hold my interest in F1.

Where is the next Lewis Hamilton or Fernando Alonso, or Sebastian Vettel coming from? Amongst many other great drivers that I grew up enjoying race.

Ammi
27-10-2024, 07:15 AM
…wow, Mock…that’s a whole new level of controversial…I’m glad that you said it…I think it needed to be said and you were that guy…

Jessica.
27-10-2024, 07:36 AM
My neighbour using a band saw in his garage every day.

Ammi
27-10-2024, 07:48 AM
…is that for some aspect of their job, Jess…that he uses it…?..

Jessica.
27-10-2024, 07:51 AM
…is that for some aspect of their job, Jess…that he uses it…?..

I think it's just hobby stuff, he's definitely retired.

Ammi
27-10-2024, 08:02 AM
I think it's just hobby stuff, he's definitely retired.

…I can understand your frustration if little junior is trying to sleep and it’s disturbing…maybe chat with him about it if you get that opportunity …?..

Merry Mockmas
27-10-2024, 10:09 AM
…wow, Mock…that’s a whole new level of controversial…I’m glad that you said it…I think it needed to be said and you were that guy…

Thanks Ammi.:laugh:

I am someone that can be very irritable sometimes, if you couldn't tell.:joker:

Merry Mockmas
27-10-2024, 10:10 AM
My neighbour using a band saw in his garage every day.

Every day?

That's a bit much isn't it?

Ammi
27-10-2024, 02:03 PM
Thanks Ammi.:laugh:

I am someone that can be very irritable sometimes, if you couldn't tell.:joker:

…and that’s perfect, Mock…it’s an ‘irritable’ thread and an active thread is a good thing…

Gusto Brunt
27-10-2024, 03:09 PM
I sometimes use a home shopping website called JD Williams, a buy now pay later site.

All was fine for about five years and then about a few months ago, they changed their entire website design and not it's all messed up. :mad:

The website is basically white and more white. Navigation is a nightmare. Most of the links don't work and there are a load of bugs on there. :fist:

Today I tried to buy something and it keeps saying ERROR, PLEASE REFRESH PAGE. :fist:

What's that old saying if it's not broken don't fix it.

Well it wasn't broken but now they've broke it. :mad:

Merry Mockmas
27-10-2024, 10:32 PM
…and that’s perfect, Mock…it’s an ‘irritable’ thread and an active thread is a good thing…

True on both points I guess.:laugh:

Another minor thing that irritates me is how most people in Football these days have zero personality between them.

In the Premier League I only really like Arteta out of the Managers, and I honestly can't think of one player with actual charisma that I like in the Premier League.

It's really starting to annoy me, as even the most die hard Football haters couldn't deny that Ferguson, Mourinho, Wenger, Allardyce, and Redknapp (both Redknapp's tbh) have an actual personality.

Urban Cragou
28-10-2024, 02:10 AM
1. Fish and chips served with tartare sauce. Anything pickle-related can put me off the ting altogether.

2. Nigerian-style fried rice made with hot-dog instead of liver. Still good but I just much-prefer liver. I’m one of those people who actively like liver.

White Christmas
28-10-2024, 11:11 AM
When people say.... "If you know, you know", "I'm as ready as I'll ever be" and when in pub/shop people say, "Can I get a pint of.....".

Merry Mockmas
29-10-2024, 07:41 AM
Seeing what deals are happening on the PlayStation Store (because I'm not made of money obviously) and nearly all of them were either Games that I have already bought or Games that I wouldn't touch in a million years, because they look terrible.

Plus their new "genre" tags are appalling.

Urban Cragou
29-10-2024, 09:19 PM
These Specsavers-sponsored adverts constantly doing the audio./eyesight rounds on ITVX at the moment. No-one can be that hard of sight/hearing (well, they can but that’s not the point). So annoying.

Urban Cragou
29-10-2024, 10:50 PM
Corner-shop businesses popping up out of nowhere taking over local, well-established businesses is another one.

Merry Mockmas
29-10-2024, 11:08 PM
Strictly Come Dancing having winners nowadays that only win due to the public pitying them.

We can all tell what's going to happen this series, and it has nothing to do with the dancing or personality I personally believe.

Merry Mockmas
30-10-2024, 09:20 PM
Has anyone seen the clip of Dragon Age IV on Twitter of the characters discussing Gender Non-Binary?

I personally don't understand why anyone would want to identify as Non-Binary if I'm to be completely honest about it.

But I certainly don't want a Dragon Age Game having extensive chats about it, because to me the ideology is just a bit weird for me (with all due respect to any Non-Binary member on here) and Dragon Age as a franchise is just meant to have more going on than identity Politics.

Hopefully it's better in execution, as I really don't want the Incel crowd to have yet another victory in the Video Game space, as they'll turn it into the current Japanese Anime industry if their views end up becoming the majority.

Merry Mockmas
01-11-2024, 06:50 AM
Myself.:laugh:

I can never just be easygoing about things, even the most trivial stuff imaginable, I'll always find something wrong with it.:joker:

I honestly wish that I could be like most people and just accept 90% of stuff that comes my way, or society's way even.

I just feel myself getting more and more jaded and it's irritating, I would like my innocence back.:fist::bawling:

Ray.
01-11-2024, 08:44 AM
At the risk of sounding horribly un-PC, I hate it when you order takeout and the delivery driver, almost always middle-eastern and almost certainly a recent arrival to the country, gives you this insanely dirty look as they're handing you the food over, as though they're either

1. Disgusted at the decadent convenience of modern Western society

or 2. Envious of you being a native and thus in a position of enjoying that decadent convenience more often than him.

It's like, I'm sorry I'm not originally from a backwards war-torn theocracy in current year lol. It's not my fault this country adopted principles of democracy, freedom of religion, free trade and consumer capitalism, and human rights relatively early on in comparison to your own.

And yes I'm aware this post is just full of conjecture and massive assumptions, but let's face it, people are rarely sensible when they're this irritated lol. I'm just fulfilling the thread's mission statement. :laugh: I'm only half-serious when I say all this, anyway.

Parmy
01-11-2024, 10:16 AM
When I'm on my way to work theres a van passes me every morning with "the friendly joiner" written in large letters on the side of it.............he never waves.:fist:

Urban Cragou
01-11-2024, 10:08 PM
Too much suspense. Just get on with it.

Urban Cragou
02-11-2024, 01:24 AM
The (literally) hammy taste of Rio.

Merry Mockmas
03-11-2024, 08:11 AM
TV Shows trying to fight against their audience wishes.

Urban Cragou
03-11-2024, 07:25 PM
Costa giving you little rewards like 30% off food or 2 drinks for £6 and giving you every bit of 2.5 days to use them before they suddenly expire.

Thotmas
11-11-2024, 07:49 AM
My boiler. Always blooming breaking



Consistent ads on IG!



Elon Musk

Thotmas
11-11-2024, 07:52 AM
Why oh why must plumbers and people that come to fix things always use your toilet? Why oh why oh why oh why?!?!

Urban Cragou
11-11-2024, 03:14 PM
Bin-men not even trying bins where they found them. If they’re not letter-numbered or don’t look different to everyone-else’s on the street, good luck finding yours.

Why oh why must plumbers and people that come to fix things always use your toilet? Why oh why oh why oh why?!?!

Because it’s a natural bodily process?

Urban Cragou
11-11-2024, 09:21 PM
People posting more than 3 posts in a row. Some other forums (like Walford Web) are terrible for it.

Urban Cragou
11-11-2024, 09:34 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/utsUST8GsFk?si=NRLEI1A4-6fEwvgi

We know you’re a tush ajebo girlie, Zee, but no-one eats cupcake - or any cake, for that matter, but especially a cupcake - with fork and knife. Not even King Charles.

And that concludes my three posts.

Zizu
11-11-2024, 09:41 PM
1. Fish and chips served with tartare sauce. Anything pickle-related can put me off the ting altogether.

2. Nigerian-style fried rice made with hot-dog instead of liver. Still good but I just much-prefer liver. I’m one of those people who actively like liver.


You would hate Florida chippies

French fries not proper chips

No vinegar , mushy peas or gravy !!



Oh and the fish are breaded not battered

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Zizu
11-11-2024, 09:45 PM
We are flying home tonight .. I have lost 9lbs in 3 weeks as the food wasn’t to my tastes or standards so … I am so damn hungry we are gonna call at a chip shop on the way home from the airport !!


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Thotmas
11-11-2024, 10:33 PM
Bin-men not even trying bins where they found them. If they’re not letter-numbered or don’t look different to everyone-else’s on the street, good luck finding yours.



Because it’s a natural bodily process?

They can hold it in and pee elsewhere.

Anyway I cleaned anything he might've touched with bleach

Thotmas
11-11-2024, 10:34 PM
We are flying home tonight .. I have lost 9lbs in 3 weeks as the food wasn’t to my tastes or standards so … I am so damn hungry we are gonna call at a chip shop on the way home from the airport !!


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Oh it happens. Where were you?

Zizu
11-11-2024, 11:48 PM
Oh it happens. Where were you?


Disney and surrounding area Florida


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Merry Mockmas
12-11-2024, 02:02 AM
On Sky Sports News on a Saturday when one of the commentators will say that a match can go "either way" when the score is currently a draw.

It's like no **** Sherlock.:joker:

Urban Cragou
12-11-2024, 06:28 PM
Blatant misogynistic and toxic lads defending hoping Marcello wins just because he respects younger women he’s not attracted to as little as they do. I don’t hate Marcello but let’s just not throw point-scoring punches here just because Marcello has beef with any woman who calls him out on his sleazy comments. He’s annoying. He’s dense. He has some charm but he’s no contender for winner and everyone must know that deep-down. Let him see where his rapping takes him financially.

Thotmas
17-11-2024, 06:31 PM
The huge pics that distort threads

Zizu
17-11-2024, 06:44 PM
.

Zizu
17-11-2024, 07:01 PM
Irritating things ?

Ridiculously negative threads about Ali repeatedly appearing …


This one was their one and only post !!

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Merry Mockmas
18-11-2024, 01:11 AM
Blatant misogynistic and toxic lads defending hoping Marcello wins just because he respects younger women he’s not attracted to as little as they do. I don’t hate Marcello but let’s just not throw point-scoring punches here just because Marcello has beef with any woman who calls him out on his sleazy comments. He’s annoying. He’s dense. He has some charm but he’s no contender for winner and everyone must know that deep-down. Let him see where his rapping takes him financially.

I do think that Marcello's behaviour has been blown slightly out of proportion.

He isn't exactly a John James or Sezer imo.

Urban Cragou
18-11-2024, 01:31 AM
I do think that Marcello's behaviour has been blown slightly out of proportion.

He isn't exactly a John James or Sezer imo.

No, and there’s a part of me that loved Marcello but he was far from perfect and would’ve been a far less-deserving winner than Ali. He’s even come out on his Insta. to apologise for things that he said which might’ve offended. He’s still learning but people with less of that kind of toxicity in them learnt those things a trillion years ago.

Merry Mockmas
18-11-2024, 01:44 AM
No, and there’s a part of me that loved Marcello but he was far from perfect and would’ve been a far less-deserving winner than Ali. He’s even come out on his Insta. to apologise for things that he said which might’ve offended. He’s still learning but people with less of that kind of toxicity in them learnt those things a trillion years ago.

I don't know, I think that Ali displayed her own toxic behaviour throughout the series imo, especially towards Khaled and Marcello.

But I personally don't believe that having character flaws should stop anyone from winning BB, if anything it's the ones like Izaaz and Segun who are trying to hide their flaws that shouldn't win imo.

And going back to Marcello there were three moments in the series where I personally did object to his behaviour, just to be balanced about him.

1. His argument with Sarah over the chicken with the "it was just banter" douchebagery that you would expect to hear from Kris from BB10.

2. Him getting up in Sarah's face over the Influencer debate. It's honestly not that deep to react the way that Marcello did imo.:laugh:

3. His bizarre comment to Rosie in week 1 about wanting to bend her over whilst cooking food. I don't know why exactly but that comment was just strange to me.

Zizu
18-11-2024, 09:49 AM
I do think that Marcello's behaviour has been blown slightly out of proportion.

He isn't exactly a John James or Sezer imo.


They only show a few minutes from each day ( plus the intermittent LIVE show ) though..

I watched every minute of all three shows in the first two weeks and virtually everytime Marcello was on screen he was saying/suggesting something smutty . One episode in the LIVE show he spent ages initiating ‘play fighting’ with Lily …

There were hundreds of official complaints to Ofcom about his unsavoury ‘behaviour’ in the first ten days or so ..

If he toned things down after that then maybe BB had a word with him ??

A couple of the early evicted housemates mentioned that the female housemates weren’t comfortable with him


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Merry Mockmas
18-11-2024, 10:45 AM
They only show a few minutes from each day ( plus the intermittent LIVE show ) though..

I watched every minute of all three shows in the first two weeks and virtually everytime Marcello was on screen he was saying/suggesting something smutty . One episode in the LIVE show he spent ages initiating ‘play fighting’ with Lily …

There were hundreds of official complaints to Ofcom about his unsavoury ‘behaviour’ in the first ten days or so ..

If he toned things down after that then maybe BB had a word with him ??

A couple of the early evicted housemates mentioned that the female housemates weren’t comfortable with him


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Ryan liked Marcello, admittedly you are right that Daze had issues with Marcello's behaviour, and Izaaz mainly had issues with Nathan openly from what I remember.

And in those early episodes I also hated Marcello for the very reason that you didn't like him, but if we're being fair the production were making Marcello into a caricature in those early episodes, because to me he felt three dimensional by the time we're in the third week, which is how it should've been for Marcello from week 1.

Livia
19-11-2024, 12:28 PM
Perfume ads irritate me. If I never again see Johnny Depp pretending to strum Wild Thing on guitar, it will be too soon.

Zizu
19-11-2024, 01:51 PM
Perfume ads irritate me. If I never again see Johnny Depp pretending to strum Wild Thing on guitar, it will be too soon.


He does play lead guitar though … excellently apparently - he started out as a musician ..

https://youtu.be/9wDrGHzq37Q?si=W6JIn46Epe8__03l

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Father Chris Mouse
19-11-2024, 02:14 PM
Perfume ads irritate me. If I never again see Johnny Depp pretending to strum Wild Thing on guitar, it will be too soon.

The Prada ad with Emma Watson is so pretentious. And the fact it has to be stated it's "directed by Emma Watson". It's pathetic. These celebs are so self absorbed.

Livia
19-11-2024, 02:15 PM
He does play lead guitar though … excellently apparently - he started out as a musician ..

https://youtu.be/9wDrGHzq37Q?si=W6JIn46Epe8__03l

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20241119/453a71d8db2c3353e6b9dd6419d4e8e4.jpg


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I'm aware. But in the ad that's played on a loop for at least the last 5 years, he's standing in front of a pile of speakers, in a desert, surrounded by wolves. I guarantee he's not playing that guitar. And he's too old for leather pants and eyeliner.

Livia
19-11-2024, 02:17 PM
The Prada ad with Emma Watson is so pretentious. And the fact it has to be stated it's "directed by Emma Watson". It's pathetic. These celebs are so self absorbed.

Oh yeah, I agree. It's totally pretentious. I have to say also, Emma Watson has the figure of a ten year old boy.

Zizu
19-11-2024, 02:26 PM
I'm aware. But in the ad that's played on a loop for at least the last 5 years, he's standing in front of a pile of speakers, in a desert, surrounded by wolves. I guarantee he's not playing that guitar. And he's too old for leather pants and eyeliner.


Fair enough


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Thotmas
20-11-2024, 03:50 AM
Oh yeah, I agree. It's totally pretentious. I have to say also, Emma Watson has the figure of a ten year old boy.

Thaannnkk you. Sick of her being held up as a beauty standard.

Thotmas
20-11-2024, 03:50 AM
When I can't sleep and all I can think about is problems. I want my free :bawling:

Thotmas
20-11-2024, 05:21 AM
Have to be up in at 7:55 and haven't slept for like 3 hours

Zizu
20-11-2024, 05:38 AM
Just going to try to sleep now !

5.35 !

Our granddaughter is being dropped off here at 7:20am !!

So I messed up bigtime having such a late night .. got watching YouTube after Celeb Jungle and couldn’t switch off .


I can sleep after she’s gone around noon.,


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Ammi
20-11-2024, 05:46 AM
When I can't sleep and all I can think about is problems. I want my free :bawling:

Have to be up in at 7:55 and haven't slept for like 3 hours

…I know that it sounds obvious but not easy to do but try to relax your body but by bit from the toes up to your head/thoughts …you may not sleep but it’ll still help you to relax and calm and feel more rested…it’s really difficult to calm your thoughts until your body leads that way first to calm and peaceful, you know…:hug:…

Zizu
20-11-2024, 05:49 AM
When I can't sleep and all I can think about is problems. I want my free :bawling:


Yeah I have felt that way last night/this morning .. just got to bed 5:48 am :(


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Ammi
20-11-2024, 06:22 AM
When I can't sleep and all I can think about is problems. I want my free :bawling:

…try to shoo those problems away and clear your head …focus in each part of your body in relaxing it…it’s sounding like a circle of not being able to sleep because your thoughts are so active and having those active thoughts because you’re tired and need sleep…if you can, try to shift that concentration focus into imagining each part of your body relaxing…

Thotmas
22-11-2024, 04:17 AM
Dang it is bitterly cold!!! My thoughts are with the homeless people out there

Thotmas
22-11-2024, 04:19 AM
…try to shoo those problems away and clear your head …focus in each part of your body in relaxing it…it’s sounding like a circle of not being able to sleep because your thoughts are so active and having those active thoughts because you’re tired and need sleep…if you can, try to shift that concentration focus into imagining each part of your body relaxing…

Dear Ammi, I do try but it just seems to be a constant pattern of not being able to sleep properly ...like right now. If I do sleep it 4 hours tops and can't sleep after.

Zizu
22-11-2024, 05:15 AM
Dang it is bitterly cold!!! My thoughts are with the homeless people out there


It is probably the thing that plays on my mind more than just about anything - especially as the temps get steadily colder


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Ammi
22-11-2024, 05:50 AM
Dear Ammi, I do try but it just seems to be a constant pattern of not being able to sleep properly ...like right now. If I do sleep it 4 hours tops and can't sleep after.

…yeah, sleeping patterns and tendencies etc are so difficult to break or change, aren’t they…because they really do become a circle of tangling up and going around…when it’s a sleep time but you’re awake because that’s your pattern etc…?…I guess it’s to try not to link and attach other patterns, that keep you brain active and thought active as well as body active, you know…?…so if you would watch TV or have internet time or catch up on emails or whatever…?…try to break that cycle and be awake but be chilled and relaxed…and listen to soothing music/practice relaxation techniques etc…it is very difficult, I know …and not always possible to break a pattern completely…but you may be able to relax through that awake time more…and that will make you feel a bit more rested…baby steps, you know….

Urban Cragou
23-11-2024, 12:41 AM
You do nothing but set a firm boundary and it gets taken for a low-key threat.

Zizu
23-11-2024, 05:11 AM
Little things ( not so little actually) that irritate me ..


Everyone referring to that age-old skank , Camilla as the Queen !!!!!!!


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Urban Cragou
01-12-2024, 10:58 PM
“50% of entrepreneurs and 85% of prisoners have ADHD.”

Enough with this ever-growing trend of classifying just-about everyone as neurodiverse.

Zizu
01-12-2024, 11:31 PM
“50% of entrepreneurs and 85% of prisoners have ADHD.”

Enough with this ever-growing trend of classifying just-about everyone as neurodiverse.


You doubt the statistics readily available yet believe in stuff that can never be proven ?

There was a case study about 15 years ago that concluded that 70% of youths in a Scottish young offender’s institution were dyslexic ..

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20241201/846ff6e5038c8ddfd6386c133d6e5c0b.jpg


https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20241201/5523ad8e9707e467e75472f1ebf16248.jpg


There’s an abundance of available evidence




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Merry Mockmas
02-12-2024, 05:35 AM
Thaannnkk you. Sick of her being held up as a beauty standard.

Is she?:conf:

Merry Mockmas
02-12-2024, 05:37 AM
“50% of entrepreneurs and 85% of prisoners have ADHD.”

Enough with this ever-growing trend of classifying just-about everyone as neurodiverse.

We're all neurodiverse, Redway.

Join us.:devil:

Urban Cragou
03-12-2024, 08:48 AM
People not understanding why I don’t like eggs. Who’d have thought that different people have different likes, dislikes and preferences when i. comes to food and drink? I’ve never liked eggs and probably never will. That’s just how it is.

Moreover, since when has the stench of boiled eggs ever been particularly inviting?

Zizu
03-12-2024, 08:50 AM
Who’d have thought that different people have different likes, dislikes and preferences when it comes to food and drink?


Hallelujah !


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Livia
03-12-2024, 10:00 PM
Watching the Hammers take a 2-0 spanking by Leicester City. 2-0 with 6 minutes to go, anyway.

Livia
03-12-2024, 10:08 PM
3-0. B****** *********** ********** shambles.

Zizu
03-12-2024, 10:27 PM
3-0. B****** *********** ********** shambles.


Hangman ??

Is there an F ?


Don’t worry- the January window is coming !


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Livia
03-12-2024, 10:31 PM
Hangman ??

Is there an F ?


Don’t worry- the January window is coming !


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Yes there's an f. Want to buy a vowel?

Urban Cragou
05-12-2024, 02:18 PM
People who take a snooty dislike to you for no reason. Maybe you were a little awkward, maybe you were that weird over-indulger in Hugo Boss in English Literature in upper sixth for personal aesthetic reasons. Whatever. Not really worth blocking someone over years later for.

Zizu
05-12-2024, 02:58 PM
People not understanding why I don’t like eggs. Who’d have thought that different people have different likes, dislikes and preferences when i. comes to food and drink? I’ve never liked eggs and probably never will. That’s just how it is.

Moreover, since when has the stench of boiled eggs ever been particularly inviting?


I feel the same way about MUSHROOMS !

They smell awful to ME

Their texture is beyond repulsive

The taste awful initially and then they leave an even more disgusting aftertaste !

Zizu
05-12-2024, 03:01 PM
People who take a snooty dislike to you for no reason. Maybe you were a little awkward, maybe you were that weird over-indulger in Hugo Boss in English Literature in upper sixth for personal aesthetic reasons. Whatever. Not really worth blocking someone over years later for.


Well I feel the exact same way about loads of things as you do yet you apparently BLOCK me even after I offered the olive branch .. ( what does that even mean ?)

Go figure

Urban Cragou
06-12-2024, 01:23 AM
Rose-tinted spectacles for times that either people were saying at the time were the worst ever or were only good for select individual people.

Urban Cragou
06-12-2024, 10:34 PM
People confusing palm oil with palm-kernel oil. Actual palm oil is actually extremely healthy.

Don’t believe me? https://youtu.be/DXgvQV38Bf8?si=n8ryPNjC-Cq7KMoL

Unfortunately, not even most food-scientists know the difference.

Also. The fact that I have the habit of editing my posts so much.

Zizu
06-12-2024, 11:11 PM
People confusing palm oil with palm-kernel oil. Actual palm oil is actually extremely healthy.

Don’t believe me? https://youtu.be/DXgvQV38Bf8?si=n8ryPNjC-Cq7KMoL

Unfortunately, not even most food-scientists know the difference.

Also. The fact that I have the habit of editing my posts so much.


Which is in Flora or Spreadable Lurpak ?

Zizu
06-12-2024, 11:13 PM
One thing currently annoying me is the price of Christmas decorations


The ones I like the look of are always between 3 and 4 times dearer than what I value them at !

Merry Mockmas
07-12-2024, 04:15 AM
Watching the Hammers take a 2-0 spanking by Leicester City. 2-0 with 6 minutes to go, anyway.

At least you didn't concede three goals against Shrewsbury.:laugh:

Merry Mockmas
07-12-2024, 04:23 AM
These two Adverts.

ecV3E779MfU

p_TiAHMlVvg

I already have society being incredibly sappy and awful at the best of times.

A 2024 version of cheesy Christmas Adverts is enough to break a saint, let alone myself.

And for some reason the channels like to play these two Adverts back to back.:bawling:

Urban Cragou
23-12-2024, 01:28 PM
People on the train not having the sense to close the toilet-door when they’re done (or when they’re washing their hands). Unless it’s scented with rose, pine, lemon and eucalyptus-dem, it stinks. Get some sense. Get some wisdom.

Urban Cragou
24-12-2024, 05:11 PM
People selfishly crowding ’round a packed bar, making it look busier than it already actually is.

But then it’s Christmas Eve and it’s … Christmas, so… yh. Have a good one, y’all.

Ammi
25-12-2024, 05:34 AM
People selfishly crowding ’round a packed bar, making it look busier than it already actually is.

But then it’s Christmas Eve and it’s … Christmas, so… yh. Have a good one, y’all.

…you have a good one too…:love:…

Merry Mockmas
25-12-2024, 08:36 AM
Sky SPORTS News talking about e-Sports instead.

Merry Mockmas
25-12-2024, 08:37 AM
People selfishly crowding ’round a packed bar, making it look busier than it already actually is.

But then it’s Christmas Eve and it’s … Christmas, so… yh. Have a good one, y’all.

Merry Christmas Redway.:dance:

Urban Cragou
28-12-2024, 03:19 PM
…you have a good one too…:love:…

Merry Christmas Redway.:dance:

Listen, thanks, guys. Same to you (belated).

Thotmas
29-12-2024, 05:36 PM
Why is Robin Williams a monkey in Better man!!

Urban Cragou
04-01-2025, 04:39 PM
When you find out that your free birthday treat voucher on Costa only covers snacks/cake. I need a latte more than I want an almond muffin.

Merry Mockmas
04-01-2025, 09:41 PM
When you order Nong Shim Spicy Pot Noodles from shopping (Korean brand) and instead you get a substitution called Mama's Hot & Spicy packed Noodles.

So here's the pro & con's to this substitution.

Pro's:
- It is an actual Noodle (because sometimes totally different food items have come in the past when I've had food be substituted.)

- It did taste nice.

Con's:
- It's not a Pot Noodle.

- It's not Korean, like I ordered.

- It didn't taste spicy, again like I ordered.

- It weren't from the brand that I ordered.

So that's some pretty big things for Morrison's to get wrong imo.

Merry Mockmas
04-01-2025, 09:43 PM
When you find out that your free birthday treat voucher on Costa only covers snacks/cake. I need a latte more than I want an almond muffin.

That's a shame that it didn't cover what you wanted.

Thotmas
05-01-2025, 03:03 PM
My ship with egg is like Russian roulette. When I crack the egg I have to spend time turning the yoke to see if there's red bit or that white cloudy thing. If there is I take it out if there isn't I then worry that the egg will taste too eggy or barn-y. I cannot do boiled eggs anymore. I just do not know if I am boiling an egg with the red bits inside!!!


As I type, I made lovely ramen with lots of veggies and sunny side up omelette. I spent some time taking out the red bit!!! I taste the egg...and it tastes barn-y!!!

Anyone can recommend a good egg brand that never has the red bits, cloudy bits or barn-y taste? :joker:

Thotmas
05-01-2025, 05:56 PM
After the ramen I ordered McDonald loo. I ordered chicken select and they gave me nuggets!!! Tskkkk. That's what I get for being greedy today I guess

Thotmas
06-01-2025, 09:40 PM
Nah why are they playing the 7/7 documentary in January?:bawling: I ain't taking the tube fook that :bawling:

Merry Mockmas
07-01-2025, 02:03 AM
When you order Nong Shim Spicy Pot Noodles from shopping (Korean brand) and instead you get a substitution called Mama's Hot & Spicy packed Noodles.

So here's the pro & con's to this substitution.

Pro's:
- It is an actual Noodle (because sometimes totally different food items have come in the past when I've had food be substituted.)

- It did taste nice.

Con's:
- It's not a Pot Noodle.

- It's not Korean, like I ordered.

- It didn't taste spicy, again like I ordered.

- It weren't from the brand that I ordered.

So that's some pretty big things for Morrison's to get wrong imo.

At least Mama's Noodles tasted nice, it just shouldn't have been the replacement for a Korean spicy Pot Noodle.

Morrisons have struck two more times since (to the point now where I'm going to open up a Food League thread in the future,) just to ridicule the one absolutely disgusting food item that they sent my way (which I will save what that exactly was, for my thread.)

Some people will probably disagree with me, but I am absolutely livid for two different reasons about that disgusting food item, that's all I'll say for now about that product.

Now going to my other issue.

I had ordered Tuna Pasta Bake from Morrisons, the food came (which was a good thing) but because we are ordering for three people plus a Cat, we didn't notice that there was a hole around the packaging of my Tuna Pasta Bake.

Meaning basically that one of two things happened:

1. The workers were just throwing things in the bags carelessly, and didn't make sure not to break the seals container.

2. One of the workers deliberately went out of their way to insert a hole into the Pasta Bake's packaging. Which looked the more likely option when my Brother showed me the hole.

Either way, it's disgusting conduct from a Supermarket.

Thotmas
08-01-2025, 04:28 PM
Nah why are they playing the 7/7 documentary in January?:bawling: I ain't taking the tube fook that :bawling:

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Gusto Brunt
08-01-2025, 04:38 PM
Saw someone in a shop today picking her nose and eating it.:shocked::shocked::shocked: :nono:

She was about 45 too.:shocked:

It's irritating yes but very revolting too.:nono:

Never understand why people do it.:conf:

Zizu
08-01-2025, 04:40 PM
Sky SPORTS News talking about e-Sports instead.


I stayed up to 2am last night to watch the inaugural eSport Golf tournament on the Sky Golf channel !

It’s apparently taken years and multi millions to get it off the ground

What a pile of kack !!

The best players in the world are IN the stadium on the pitch and drive off like they do at a driving range THEN it turns into that PGA game graphics BUT the ball doesn’t bounce or run truly - looks like a shoddy computer game … then they finish the hole on a green in the stadium !

I managed about 10 minutes and gave up

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Merry Mockmas
09-01-2025, 01:21 AM
Saw someone in a shop today picking her nose and eating it.:shocked::shocked::shocked: :nono:

She was about 45 too.:shocked:

It's irritating yes but very revolting too.:nono:

Never understand why people do it.:conf:

Lily's Mom?

Merry Mockmas
09-01-2025, 01:22 AM
I stayed up to 2am last night to watch the inaugural eSport Golf tournament on the Sky Golf channel !

It’s apparently taken years and multi millions to get it off the ground

What a pile of kack !!

The best players in the world are IN the stadium on the pitch and drive off like they do at a driving range THEN it turns into that PGA game graphics BUT the ball doesn’t bounce or run truly - looks like a shoddy computer game … then they finish the hole on a green in the stadium !

I managed about 10 minutes and gave up

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250108/304597255872fb14c710735aebba3402.jpg

It sounds terrible.

Thotmas
09-01-2025, 10:28 PM
I did good eating healthy today but now just had a massive snack binge :bawling:

Urban Cragou
10-01-2025, 02:47 AM
The way Chelsea’s character gets progressively dumb as the show goes on in That’s So Raven. In the first two seasons it wasn’t that bad but in seasons 3 and 4 her ditziness is so potent that the show itself becomes harder to watch (I mean, season 4 was garbage anyway, but still).

Ammi
10-01-2025, 09:38 AM
I did good eating healthy today but now just had a massive snack binge :bawling:

…well, you didn’t have a massive snack binge for the whole day, you did balance the binge with some healthy eating hours…so a start to build on, eh…

Thotmas
10-01-2025, 01:39 PM
…well, you didn’t have a massive snack binge for the whole day, you did balance the binge with some healthy eating hours…so a start to build on, eh…

Very true. Step by step I suppose.

Thotmas
11-01-2025, 10:37 PM
In thriller movies when people are confronting the murderer and are like "I'm gonna call the police and then you're gonna rot in jail and I'm gonna dance and celebrate everyday and then wait for the day that you rot in hell! " and turn their back as they casually dial...what do you think they're gonna do as you turn your back to rat them out, just watch? No they'll stab or shoot your ass the hell



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Merry Mockmas
12-01-2025, 06:22 AM
The way Chelsea’s character gets progressively dumb as the show goes on in That’s So Raven. In the first two seasons it wasn’t that bad but in seasons 3 and 4 her ditziness is so potent that the show itself becomes harder to watch (I mean, season 4 was garbage anyway, but still).

Chelsea was always the weakest character on that Show imo.

Ammi
12-01-2025, 07:38 AM
In thriller movies when people are confronting the murderer and are like "I'm gonna call the police and then you're gonna rot in jail and I'm gonna dance and celebrate everyday and then wait for the day that you rot in hell! " and turn their back as they casually dial...what do you think they're gonna do as you turn your back to rat them out, just watch? No they'll stab or shoot your ass the hell



https://i.ibb.co/7rr7qRw/IMG-8494.jpg (https://ibb.co/bNNpk2S)

…yeah, you wouldn’t tell them, would you….‘I’m gonna call the police so you need to kill me now to stop me…’…I mean…

Urban Cragou
12-01-2025, 01:33 PM
People who lump EastEnders in with the current criticism of the ITV soaps (Corrie and Emmerdale). This current era of EE (2022-present) is probably the best it’s been since at least 2010. Clenshaw’s worked wonders getting it back on-track.

Thotmas
12-01-2025, 01:53 PM
…yeah, you wouldn’t tell them, would you….‘I’m gonna call the police so you need to kill me now to stop me…’…I mean…

Exactly!!

Thotmas
12-01-2025, 01:54 PM
People who lump EastEnders in with the current criticism of the ITV soaps (Corrie and Emmerdale). This current era of EE (2022-present) is probably the best it’s been since at least 2010. Clenshaw’s worked wonders getting it back on-track.

I wish it was possible to watch all soaps from start to finish but with a lot of them starting from 60s-80s it is nearly impossible! I haven't watched Eastenders for ages so can't comment

Zizu
12-01-2025, 02:36 PM
I wish it was possible to watch all soaps from start to finish but with a lot of them starting from 60s-80s it is nearly impossible! I haven't watched Eastenders for ages so can't comment


I tried watching Brookside from the beginning last year on the STV channel but the picture quality was dire and I just couldn’t enjoy it .

Thotmas
12-01-2025, 07:01 PM
I tried watching Brookside from the beginning last year on the STV channel but the picture quality was dire and I just couldn’t enjoy it .

Don't blame you!

Zizu
12-01-2025, 07:35 PM
The On The Beach adverts

Where Paddy McGuiness constantly says ‘booking’ slightly like ‘*****ing’ !!

Urban Cragou
12-01-2025, 08:33 PM
Don't blame you!

It was pretty low-quality for the last 2 years of its run.

Urban Cragou
13-01-2025, 02:58 AM
The “blame it all on the parents” mentality (big-ting, still). You can train a child in the way s/he should go and have that child still turn out to be despicable.

Thotmas
14-01-2025, 08:36 AM
The voicemail service on IOS18 is pretty impressive I must say. We don't have to dial anymore to hear them but they give you an option to play the voicemail within the phone app AND there's transcript. Me likey

https://i.ibb.co/NjRDwQ3/IMG-8544.gif (https://imgbb.com/)

Thotmas
14-01-2025, 03:13 PM
Woops posted on the wrong thread earlier, the above doesn't annoy me teehee

Urban Cragou
14-01-2025, 06:09 PM
People coming back from detty December saying they want to relocate to Nigeria. One month on vacation with abundant resources is different from actually living there, whether you’re in Lagos/Abuja/Calabar (comparatively safer places in Naij.) or not. It’s all well-and-good saying that until you run out of money or have to stay under house-arrest on Mondays or get kidnapped and taken to Kano. So much potential in the country but that doesn’t make it safe or easy to live in right-now, especially if you’re not loaded. Chilling on Lasgidi beach with cocktails and ram suya, as cool as that is, isn’t a lived reality for the vast majority and it’s unsustainable to keep up indefinitely unless you really do have that kind of money. Nigeria will test the patience of a saint.

Urban Cragou
14-01-2025, 06:24 PM
Chelsea was always the weakest character on that Show imo.

By seasons 3 and 4, most-definitely. In seasons 1 and 2, she was just the right mixture of smart and ditzy (IMO). She had her dim, clueless moments but she also had wit, spunk and a bit of common sense in her quirkiness. Then they turned her into a total moron and it just diluted whatever strength as a character she did have. By that point in the show she was definitely one of the weakest.

Merry Mockmas
14-01-2025, 11:00 PM
By seasons 3 and 4, most-definitely. In seasons 1 and 2, she was just the right mixture of smart and ditzy (IMO). She had her dim, clueless moments but she had wit, spunk and a bit of common sense in her quirkiness. Then they turned her into a total moron and it just diluted whatever strength as a character she did have. By that point in the show she was definitely one of the weakest.

I didn't dislike the character tbf, I just preferred the others.

Urban Cragou
16-01-2025, 07:46 PM
All but one self-service checkouts being card-only. As mad as it sounds, people do still carry cash these days.

Zizu
16-01-2025, 09:03 PM
All but one self-service checkouts being card-only. As mad as it sounds, people do still carry cash these days.


My brother in law’s best mate was going into Tesco last week when a guy sitting cross legged outside asked for spare cash when he explained that he didn’t have any cash the homeless guy pulled out a card reader !!

Livia
16-01-2025, 09:44 PM
I like to pay with cash and always have cash on me. Use it or lose it.

Urban Cragou
17-01-2025, 11:37 PM
By seasons 3 and 4, most-definitely. In seasons 1 and 2, she was just the right mixture of smart and ditzy (IMO). She had her dim, clueless moments but she also had wit, spunk and a bit of common sense in her quirkiness. Then they turned her into a total moron and it just diluted whatever strength as a character she did have. By that point in the show she was definitely one of the weakest.

In a similar vein, randomly making Rosie Webster (Corrie) dumber than a bag of bricks. For God’s sake, the woman’s mum paid for her to go to a private school. Where’s the intellectual fruit of her labour now?

Urban Cragou
18-01-2025, 01:52 AM
Marge’s voice in some of the newer seasons of The Simpsons. Why so extra-croaky?

Ray.
18-01-2025, 02:05 AM
She's been straining her voice for money (and of course, for your viewing pleasure ;)) for 30+ years now. Of course her voice is going to sound ****ed.

Urban Cragou
20-01-2025, 03:49 PM
Feral kids in coffee shops. There’s more appropriate reason for hyper. kids to be here than in the pub but it’s still annoying.

Livia
20-01-2025, 04:25 PM
Feral kids in coffee shops. There’s more appropriate reason for hyper. kids to be here than in the pub but it’s still annoying.

I think when they leave the coffee shops, they go into Morrisons while I'm there and scream around with those tiny trollies. It's probably the same kids.....

Urban Cragou
20-01-2025, 04:31 PM
I think when they leave the coffee shops, they go into Morrisons while I'm there and scream around with those tiny trollies. It's probably the same kids.....

That’s also what I’ve noticed (feral little lads in Morrisons causing havoc).

Livia
20-01-2025, 06:51 PM
Cadbury's cynically using people's Alzheimers misery and heartbreak to sell their shitty chocolate.

Christmas Dynasnow
20-01-2025, 07:40 PM
someone starting the new Wheetabix packet when there is still one in the old one

:oh:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhuOmFeWYAAIKRq?format=jpg&name=small

Thotmas
24-01-2025, 06:41 AM
When I've got a day off and I wake up early.

Thotmas
24-01-2025, 06:42 AM
someone starting the new Wheetabix packet when there is still one in the old one

:oh:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhuOmFeWYAAIKRq?format=jpg&name=small

Savvaaaaaaage.

Urban Cragou
24-01-2025, 09:04 PM
I’ve said it before, but … yeah. ITVX. Unless you pay for Premium, the app’s virtually unusable.

Thotmas
25-01-2025, 05:24 PM
Currently watching eyes wide shut properly for the first time, I'm 3 minutes in and I'm disturbed by the fact that Nicole did not wash her hands with soap after going to the toilet. She just gave it a quick 3 second rinse. I hope I can get past this and enjoy the rest of the movie. Wish me luck :bawling:

Urban Cragou
26-01-2025, 05:48 AM
Default iPhone ringtones. I’m not a big fan of calls to begin with but that ringtone is genuinely so irritating. Maybe it’s just because of what I associate it with.

Ammi
26-01-2025, 08:31 AM
Currently watching eyes wide shut properly for the first time, I'm 3 minutes in and I'm disturbed by the fact that Nicole did not wash her hands with soap after going to the toilet. She just gave it a quick 3 second rinse. I hope I can get past this and enjoy the rest of the movie. Wish me luck :bawling:

…praying for you…:love:…it’s so long since I’ve watched that movie, I can’t recall that harrowing scene…

Thotmas
27-01-2025, 07:13 PM
…praying for you…:love:…it’s so long since I’ve watched that movie, I can’t recall that harrowing scene…

Couldn't finish it after that weird cult scene :shocked:

Thotmas
27-01-2025, 07:14 PM
That I am forced to go to the office tomorrow and on top of that forced to have forced fun as part of team build day. And the manager had the AUDACITY to suggest that sometime soon we should do karaoke as a team!! Iz we a social club or there to make our money and leave! Iz we friends?!?! Or forced to be in the same vicinity?!!!

Livia
28-01-2025, 12:00 AM
Urghh... Team building. Forced to have manufactured fun with people you wouldn't choose to socialise with.

Ray.
28-01-2025, 01:59 AM
Soon as the company starts telling you to see them as a family, it's all over imo. :bawling:

Unless it's literally a small family run business. Then it's excusable and probably genuinely meant.

Thotmas
28-01-2025, 04:47 AM
Urghh... Team building. Forced to have manufactured fun with people you wouldn't choose to socialise with.

Horrible! Soul crushing!!!

Thotmas
28-01-2025, 04:49 AM
Soon as the company starts telling you to see them as a family, it's all over imo. :bawling:

Unless it's literally a small family run business. Then it's excusable and probably genuinely meant.

Absolutely had a dead face and then cringed when a colleague was like "but we're famiiilllyy" with a penitent face. I don't even remember what the conversation was I just know my face was as mentioned along with silence. She quickly realised I was not the one to have this conversation with and we swiftly moved on.

Ammi
28-01-2025, 08:15 AM
Absolutely had a dead face and then cringed when a colleague was like "but we're famiiilllyy" with a penitent face. I don't even remember what the conversation was I just know my face was as mentioned along with silence. She quickly realised I was not the one to have this conversation with and we swiftly moved on.


….:laugh:..well, she was family enough to realise that it was time to move on…no one knows that better than family…so there’s that…that team building obviously worked…:fan:…

…karaoke only really works well when there’s alcohol involved and that’s not really appropriate to encourage from a work place…

Merry Mockmas
28-01-2025, 09:38 AM
Urghh... Team building. Forced to have manufactured fun with people you wouldn't choose to socialise with.

There's nothing quite like forced positivity.:flutter:

Merry Mockmas
28-01-2025, 09:39 AM
That I am forced to go to the office tomorrow and on top of that forced to have forced fun as part of team build day. And the manager had the AUDACITY to suggest that sometime soon we should do karaoke as a team!! Iz we a social club or there to make our money and leave! Iz we friends?!?! Or forced to be in the same vicinity?!!!

I'm sorry for what you're going through.

Forced "fun" is never a nice experience.

Merry Mockmas
28-01-2025, 09:41 AM
….:laugh:..well, she was family enough to realise that it was time to move on…no one knows that better than family…so there’s that…that team building obviously worked…:fan:…

…karaoke only really works well when there’s alcohol involved and that’s not really appropriate to encourage from a work place…

I can make Karaoke memorable sober.:smug:

Notice that I said memorable instead of good.

Ammi
28-01-2025, 10:23 AM
I can make Karaoke memorable sober.:smug:

Notice that I said memorable instead of good.

…:laugh:…you and me both, Mock…

Livia
28-01-2025, 12:42 PM
I can make Karaoke memorable sober.:smug:

Notice that I said memorable instead of good.

What's your go-to karaoke song? Do you have one?

Merry Mockmas
28-01-2025, 11:14 PM
What's your go-to karaoke song? Do you have one?

It would probably be either Uprising by Muse or Song 2 by Blur.

What would be your go-to song?

Merry Mockmas
28-01-2025, 11:15 PM
…:laugh:…you and me both, Mock…

If only TXF would return.

We could duet as that year's joke act.:joker:

Livia
29-01-2025, 12:48 PM
It would probably be either Uprising by Muse or Song 2 by Blur.

What would be your go-to song?

Anything by Bob Dylan He sings in my whiney key.

Oliver_W
29-01-2025, 01:57 PM
I didn't even notice this before but now it annoys me every time - when people drop the t in Britain, and say "Bri-urrn".

Not that I'm a Little Englander and don't want the word disrespected or anything :joker: other mispronounciations annoy me too.

Urban Cragou
29-01-2025, 08:28 PM
People talking far, far too loudly on t’blower.

Ray.
30-01-2025, 12:32 AM
Neighbour's dog barking all the time

Merry Mockmas
30-01-2025, 02:35 AM
Anything by Bob Dylan He sings in my whiney key.

:laugh:

Tbh I would probably suit his style of singing better too.

Urban Cragou
30-01-2025, 05:26 AM
The way Disney shows are devoid of meaning nowadays is … really irritating. I always hated how unnecessarily dumb Chelsea (That’s So Raven) got in seasons 3 and 4 (compared to the rightly-proportioned mix of ditzy-but-not-outright-idiotic and smart she was in seasons 1 and 2) but coincidentally her incompetence in season 3 measured up perfectly with the theme of the episode where Raven doesn’t get the job they both apply for. That’s So Raven was actually that show that was bold enough to tackle racism and … ya. They just don’t make Disney shows like that anymore and haven’t in the last 15 years, not as far as I can tell. This current generation of kids and pre-teens just haven’t got the goods streaming in live time anymore.

Urban Cragou
30-01-2025, 10:49 PM
The idea that having regular successive showers helps you freshen up if you’re someone who sweats a lot. If your hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating) is that bad and the water’s not impregnated with sodium bicarbonate and geranium essential oil, you’s gonna sweat again while you’re showering so what are you washing away, exactly, if it’s just sweat and not general personal B.O.? How does showering 5 times a day solve that problem? What money is added to your bank account/problems sorted by having more than one shower a day? It’s a bloody waste of time and water.

Urban Cragou
01-02-2025, 07:22 PM
Water being the only thing I can afford in the interim to payday.

Livia
03-02-2025, 07:59 PM
The way ITV gives you trigger warnings for just about everything you might see in a programme but then shows adverts in between showing the most harrowing animal cruelty, neglect and abuse.

Christmas Dynasnow
03-02-2025, 08:03 PM
Naggers....


With thanks to Southpark

Oliver_W
03-02-2025, 09:13 PM
Naggers....


With thanks to Southpark

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Urban Cragou
04-02-2025, 07:50 AM
The decline in quality of subtitles recently.

Livia
04-02-2025, 12:34 PM
The decline in quality of subtitles recently.

People used to do subtitles, now text is generated from the speech by AI. I don't think anyone cares... The spelling howlers I've seen on the running banner along the bottom of news programmes is embarrassing. Also, while I'm on a roll, newscasters and other professional broadcasters not being able to pronounce words: Potomac, Grenadiers, posthumous. I kid you not... "The award was given post hummously".

Urban Cragou
04-02-2025, 12:53 PM
People used to do subtitles, now text is generated from the speech by AI. I don't think anyone cares... The spelling howlers I've seen on the running banner along the bottom of news programmes is embarrassing. Also, while I'm on a roll, newscasters and other professional broadcasters not being able to pronounce words: Potomac, Grenadiers, posthumous. I kid you not... "The award was given post hummously".

Indeed. I used to be one and even then things were changing significantly and people were getting moved onto elsewhere.

Livia
04-02-2025, 01:24 PM
Indeed. I used to be one and even then things were changing significantly and people were getting moved onto elsewhere.

Really? How interesting.

Christmas Dynasnow
04-02-2025, 04:12 PM
A man was cutting his nails on my daughter's train this morning

disgusting

Urban Cragou
04-02-2025, 04:13 PM
Really? How interesting.

I think it was just a case of people being transferred to another subtitling company but if I have my facts right, some people were actually made redundant. People thought the morale in subtitling was at an all-time low then (I did, but I was new, so didn’t have anything past to directly compare it with) but with the rise of AI it must be even-worse now. I dread to think. Ugh.

Merry Mockmas
05-02-2025, 06:34 AM
Beyonce winning the best Country Album of the year at the Grammys.

1. Ella Langley and Chayce Beckham both had better Country Albums imo. And that's just two that I know of.

And 2. Some of Beyonce's songs on the Album weren't even pure Country songs.

I hold no personal ill will against Beyonce (I'll leave that to MAGA lol,) but I do genuinely have to question how much Country Music do the Grammys listen to when I (a primarily Rock/Metal fan) can easily identify two other Country Albums that came out in 2024 that were much better than Beyonce's Album?

It's a trivial thing to be annoyed about, but I hate to see awards being handed out that's based on name power rather than on merit.

Urban Cragou
05-02-2025, 04:01 PM
Giggling/boisterous school kids in Costa. One advantage of Starbucks, for all its controversies, is that annoying kids seem less likely to hang out there (and Caffe-Nero at that) than Costa.

Urban Cragou
05-02-2025, 04:04 PM
Giggling/boisterous school kids in Costa. One advantage of Starbucks, for all its controversies, is that annoying kids seem less likely to hang out there (and Caffe-Nero at that) than Costa.

I’ve probably already complained about this.

Urban Cragou
06-02-2025, 07:47 PM
The illiterate, blatantly warped nature of most public-post Facebook commentators.

(Big-ting, still) [p]eople naively looking back on the days of lynchings and no blacks and Irish allowed in pubs as the golden era of diversity, before colour became a dividing point. How can you not know that racism was a million and one times worse then?

Christmas Dynasnow
06-02-2025, 07:51 PM
costa glorified healthy female children being coerced by adults to cut their breasts off

I would never set foot in that disgusting woke company

Livia
06-02-2025, 08:46 PM
costa glorified healthy female children being coerced by adults to cut their breasts off

I would never set foot in that disgusting woke company

Me neither. That whole campaign was poisonous.

Urban Cragou
06-02-2025, 11:29 PM
Mental health issues talked about as a contrasting absolute, where it’s seen as either something you’re predisposed to because you’re a weak, vulnerable person or the exclusive domain of the violent, psychopathic and aggressively unhinged (again, big ting). You’re either a paranoid raving-psycho. hard-man with a murderous axe or a fragile lamb with dependent personality disorder. KMT, still.

There’s little to no gradation in the ignorant minds of some people.

Merry Mockmas
07-02-2025, 04:24 AM
The illiterate, blatantly warped nature of most public-post Facebook commentators.

(Big-ting, still) [p]eople naively looking back on the days of lynchings and no blacks and Irish allowed in pubs as the golden era of diversity, before colour became a dividing point. How can you not know that racism was a million and one times worse then?

Facebook and Politics is a cesspool.

I try to steer clear of it.

Merry Mockmas
07-02-2025, 04:34 AM
Mental health issues talked about as a contrasting absolute, where it’s seen as either something you’re predisposed to because you’re a weak, vulnerable person or the exclusive domain of the violent, psychopathic and aggressively unhinged (again, big ting). You’re either a paranoid raving-psycho. hard-man with a murderous axe or a fragile lamb with dependent personality disorder. KMT, still.

There’s little to no gradation in the ignorant minds of some people.

Two things that I can't stand with the topic of Mental Health these days.

1. If you have a bad day or just a bad spell, then immediately society starts believing that the person in question must have "poor Mental Health" instead of just simply going through a rough time, like everybody else has at some point in their lives.

2. Celebrities using Mental Health as a way to either get their name back out there, or when they use "poor Mental Health" as a way to get themselves out of a controversy.

I know that I can be irritable about other stuff on here, and I might possibly exaggerate my feelings sometimes about how I feel about certain things.

But the one thing that does make me angry, is seeing nearly everyone trying to claim that they suffer from poor Mental Health.

Imo it's a very serious topic, and I do think that it should be off-topic from attention *****s as they take peoples attention away from the real people that have bad Mental Health, such as Chester Bennington and Caroline Flack.

Merry Mockmas
07-02-2025, 07:50 AM
Men being called simps by other men just for simply complimenting a woman.

I know that simps do exist, but some guys have abused the term in the same way that the far right have abused the word woke.

It's just getting silly at this point.

Jessica.
07-02-2025, 08:11 AM
When A Moderator posts in 'Count to 30 before a moderator posts' :fist:

ChristmasNeeve
07-02-2025, 10:02 AM
:fan:

Thotmas
07-02-2025, 02:21 PM
Beyonce winning the best Country Album of the year at the Grammys.

1. Ella Langley and Chayce Beckham both had better Country Albums imo. And that's just two that I know of.

And 2. Some of Beyonce's songs on the Album weren't even pure Country songs.

I hold no personal ill will against Beyonce (I'll leave that to MAGA lol,) but I do genuinely have to question how much Country Music do the Grammys listen to when I (a primarily Rock/Metal fan) can easily identify two other Country Albums that came out in 2024 that were much better than Beyonce's Album?

It's a trivial thing to be annoyed about, but I hate to see awards being handed out that's based on name power rather than on merit.

As a country music lover I agree it was a slap to real country stars

Thotmas
07-02-2025, 02:23 PM
Sometimes I still eat like i'm 14 after school instead of having healthy foods : a packet of crisps, chocolate, sweets :bawling:

Urban Cragou
07-02-2025, 04:51 PM
The American tip-culture. Things are expensive enough as they are.

Urban Cragou
09-02-2025, 08:05 PM
Personal boundaries being seen as impenetrable walls against genuine friendship.

Christmas Dynasnow
09-02-2025, 08:30 PM
Personal boundaries being seen as impenetrable walls against genuine friendship.

:conf:

Urban Cragou
09-02-2025, 08:48 PM
:conf:

Oh, get lost, you.

Christmas Dynasnow
09-02-2025, 08:55 PM
Oh, get lost, you.

maybe your aggressive reply can shine a light on why you have so many confrontations?

Urban Cragou
09-02-2025, 09:49 PM
maybe your aggressive reply can shine a light on why you have so many confrontations?

Bye-bye.

Christmas Dynasnow
09-02-2025, 09:51 PM
Bye-bye.

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Livia
10-02-2025, 12:38 PM
The irritating advert where the woman is sitting on a rock having a date with some kind of octopus man. Waist up - man, waist down - octopus. I mean... what's the story there? What are they saying? What's the message, ffs....?

Urban Cragou
11-02-2025, 12:30 PM
Naive mental health professionals insisting that major depressive episodes just last the better part of two weeks.

Two weeks is the minimum qualifier for a major depressive episode in the DSM, yes, but most depressive episodes in the natural course of events last months, sometimes years. And dysthymia (chronic low-grade depression, which, as it happens, can get punctuated by more severe, discreet episodes) is absolutely a thing. 2 weeks is the absolute minimum, not to say that the average episode of major depression barely lasts that long.

Thotmas
11-02-2025, 09:47 PM
"imitation of the best form of flattery" nope. It's damn annoying!!!

Urban Cragou
14-02-2025, 12:58 AM
People asking a (usually younger) pre.-menopausal woman if she’s on her period if she’s upset (not saying it happens super-often but obviously it does happen). 9 times out of 10, it never is that. Misogynistic jokes really aren’t the one. And people need to stop normalising painful periods.

Thotmas
14-02-2025, 01:04 AM
People asking a (usually younger) pre.-menopausal woman if she’s on her period if she’s upset (not saying it happens super-often but obviously it does happen). 9 times out of 10, it never is that. Misogynistic jokes really aren’t the one. And people need to stop normalising painful periods.

This joke needs to die for real!!! Hasn't been funny for a long time

Thotmas
14-02-2025, 01:05 AM
I couldn't sleep so I just ordered McDonald's. I have a problem:bawling:

Urban Cragou
14-02-2025, 01:38 AM
This joke needs to die for real!!! Hasn't been funny for a long time

Misogynistic, contradictory pieties of the time have never stood the scrutiny of reality. People are so, so much more than the genitals between their legs. The real prize is in you.

Urban Cragou
14-02-2025, 04:42 AM
I’ve said it before (I think) but I’ll say it again - guys putting their height on their Insta. bios like it’s some sort of ultimate flex. What you doing, dawg? Like, are you not embarrassed?

Urban Cragou
14-02-2025, 12:33 PM
People constantly talking about death.

Ammi
14-02-2025, 06:13 PM
People constantly talking about death.

…in what context, Red…?…people who they’ve known who have died or…?….

Ammi
14-02-2025, 06:14 PM
I couldn't sleep so I just ordered McDonald's. I have a problem:bawling:

…your body probably craved that MacDonalds so wouldn’t allow you to sleep until the craving was satisfied…:laugh:…

Ray.
14-02-2025, 07:35 PM
An ex calling you up for a booty call on Valentine's Day

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't fancy themselves a demisexual who only becomes aroused by those whom they feel a strong emotional bond with. I mean yeah it's flattering, but I don't want to risk rekindling any sort of romantic interest on their part. No way in hell do I want to go through all that again. :omgno:

Thotmas
17-02-2025, 11:30 PM
…your body probably craved that MacDonalds so wouldn’t allow you to sleep until the craving was satisfied…:laugh:…

It hit the spot. And now my body wants it every night :bawling:

Thotmas
17-02-2025, 11:30 PM
An ex calling you up for a booty call on Valentine's Day

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't fancy themselves a demisexual who only becomes aroused by those whom they feel a strong emotional bond with. I mean yeah it's flattering, but I don't want to risk rekindling any sort of romantic interest on their part. No way in hell do I want to go through all that again. :omgno:

An ex is an ex for a reason!!!

Merry Mockmas
18-02-2025, 06:14 AM
People asking a (usually younger) pre.-menopausal woman if she’s on her period if she’s upset (not saying it happens super-often but obviously it does happen). 9 times out of 10, it never is that. Misogynistic jokes really aren’t the one. And people need to stop normalising painful periods.

Tbf, some guys might joke about it to try and defuse an argument that might be getting tense.

Ammi
18-02-2025, 06:19 AM
It hit the spot. And now my body wants it every night :bawling:

…yep it’s a problem but let it know that you’re in charge, CeeCee and that you’re not going to let it into your life every day…

Merry Mockmas
18-02-2025, 06:21 AM
An ex calling you up for a booty call on Valentine's Day

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't fancy themselves a demisexual who only becomes aroused by those whom they feel a strong emotional bond with. I mean yeah it's flattering, but I don't want to risk rekindling any sort of romantic interest on their part. No way in hell do I want to go through all that again. :omgno:

AByfaYcOm4A

Merry Mockmas
18-02-2025, 06:23 AM
…yep it’s a problem but let it know that you’re in charge, CeeCee and that you’re not going to let it into your life every day…

Exactly.

McDonald's should be a luxury treat, not consumed regularly.

I hope that you're doing well Ithinkiloveyoutoo

ChristmasNeeve
18-02-2025, 08:06 AM
Tbf, some guys might joke about it to try and defuse an argument that might be getting tense.You think that's going to diffuse the argument?

Jessica.
18-02-2025, 08:12 AM
You think that's going to diffuse the argument?

I would be fuming. Men can go around angry all the time but a woman must be hormonal for the privilege of feeling an emotion.

ChristmasNeeve
18-02-2025, 08:24 AM
I would be fuming. Men can go around angry all the time but a woman must be hormonal for the privilege of feeling an emotion.Not sure why anyone would think someone making a patronising comment like that in the middle of an argument is going to diffuse anything. But yeah you're right, people tend to ignore stuff men do but when a woman does the same thing its pointed out as a female trait, like being too emotional

Urban Cragou
18-02-2025, 10:33 AM
Tbf, some guys might joke about it to try and defuse an argument that might be getting tense.

But who’s that really fair to?

The Human Santapede
18-02-2025, 10:50 AM
Tbf, some guys might joke about it to try and defuse an argument that might be getting tense.

That is DEFO not a way to diffuse the argument :joker:

Livia
18-02-2025, 11:53 AM
Tbf, some guys might joke about it to try and defuse an argument that might be getting tense.

Great idea, Mock. Take the argument to a level where it would need a UN Resolution to de-escalate.

Ray.
18-02-2025, 07:20 PM
An ex is an ex for a reason!!!

I quite agree.

AByfaYcOm4A

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Merry Mockmas
19-02-2025, 07:02 AM
You think that's going to diffuse the argument?

Some guys are idiots.:laugh:

Obviously there are douchebags out there that are probably saying stuff about "women being on their periods" because they've received a bruised ego from the individual woman.

But there are guys that will make certain jokes towards women, not realizing that they're making things worse.

I like to think that I can personally tell the difference between the two types of men.

Merry Mockmas
19-02-2025, 07:09 AM
But who’s that really fair to?

I'm talking about the guy's intentions might not always be with malice in a scenario like the period stuff.

Because it's very easy on the Internet to see a video or hear a story that is really out of pocket, and just think the worst intentions of the individual that's made the bad comment.

Personally I always think the intention of someone's behaviour is really important.

For example to use what you and Ithinkiloveyoutoo were talking about, was the guy joking or was he "joking" but really just being a prick?

Merry Mockmas
19-02-2025, 07:15 AM
That is DEFO not a way to diffuse the argument :joker:

I personally agree with you and everyone that has replied to me on here.

But some guys do function in a way that I personally get shocked by, like some men will make jokes about being into criminal activity that I won't repeat on this thread.

So if some guys will make jokes about that stuff, then everything is on the table at that point unfortunately.

Merry Mockmas
19-02-2025, 07:15 AM
Great idea, Mock. Take the argument to a level where it would need a UN Resolution to de-escalate.

That's how WWIII starts.:joker:

Ray.
19-02-2025, 07:28 AM
Best part of this thread is the periodic damage control

Pun intended

Merry Mockmas
19-02-2025, 07:52 AM
Best part of this thread is the periodic damage control

Pun intended

:joker:

ChristmasNeeve
19-02-2025, 08:07 AM
Best part of this thread is the periodic damage control

Pun intendedHe needs to stop digging....

Urban Cragou
19-02-2025, 08:22 AM
And another thing: cheating on the side of blokes being seen as a man’s prerogative and an intrinsic part of his nature but when a woman cheats (which probably really is less common than men cheating), it be like (to some), “you’ll never understand women”. The individuality of people becomes more apparent when you stop seeing one gender as just a sex object that can be condensed into contradictory stereotypes and hypocritical double-standards.

I’m not just saying this to bounce up about how anti-misogyny I am for a male. It’s legit. something that isn’t talked about enough. You’d never believe, with the way some blokes talk about women, that the last monarch in line for over half a century, most important figure in terms of aristocratic recognition, was a woman, or that Fanny-Jane Crosby was a woman who broke the record for most hymns written in the world (8,000+). Or that it was a black woman (Rosa Parks) who single-handedly stopped the segregation of the races on public transport. It’s all about what women being sexually to some borderline-incel with 2 GCSEs.

And let’s not normalise PMDD under the vague notion that some women just have heavier periods than others. If they cause you that much pain and distress, something’s not right.

Ammi
19-02-2025, 08:26 AM
…Mock innocently sauntering into the thread…

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…and then sauntering back out…

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Urban Cragou
19-02-2025, 08:28 AM
You did kind of get us started, Mock, lad.

Thotmas
19-02-2025, 03:31 PM
Some guys are idiots.:laugh:

Obviously there are douchebags out there that are probably saying stuff about "women being on their periods" because they've received a bruised ego from the individual woman.

But there are guys that will make certain jokes towards women, not realizing that they're making things worse.

I like to think that I can personally tell the difference between the two types of men.
This discussion got me thinking, what would be the equivalent "joke" for men?
Blue balls? lol or some other function? :conf:

Thotmas
19-02-2025, 03:31 PM
…Mock innocently sauntering into the thread…

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…and then sauntering back out…

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:joker:

Gusto Brunt
19-02-2025, 03:52 PM
I may have mentioned this before but I'll say it again. I'm sick and tired of every TV and radio stations promoting their win big money competitions. :mad:

People who enter think this money is given by the TV and radio stations. WRONG. The prize money comes from all the mugs putting their hard earned money into thinking they have a chance of winning.:joker::joker::nono:

Greatest Hits radio gives on average £380,000 a week away. Imagine how many suckers put money on that each week. About 120,000 suckers at least.

But my biggest gripe is GB News that is supposed to be for the pensioners and those on the breadline, and yet they take the money from old people and people on benefits in a roundabout way, the Great British Giveaway rubbish. :mad:

Urban Cragou
19-02-2025, 05:58 PM
I may have mentioned this before but I'll say it again. I'm sick and tired of every TV and radio stations promoting their win big money competitions. :mad:

People who enter think this money is given by the TV and radio stations. WRONG. The prize money comes from all the mugs putting their hard earned money into thinking they have a chance of winning.:joker::joker::nono:

Greatest Hits radio gives on average £380,000 a week away. Imagine how many suckers put money on that each week. About 120,000 suckers at least.

But my biggest gripe is GB News that is supposed to be for the pensioners and those on the breadline, and yet they take the money from old people and people on benefits in a roundabout way, the Great British Giveaway rubbish. :mad:

We ain’t through on our misogyny talks, Gusto. (Lolz.)

Ray.
19-02-2025, 07:25 PM
This discussion got me thinking, what would be the equivalent "joke" for men?
Blue balls? lol or some other function? :conf:

Small penis insecurity.

It's the go-to for women in an argument, just as women being on their period is the go-to for men.

Urban Cragou
19-02-2025, 09:12 PM
Tonight’s EastEnders, Sonia: ‘I naturally don’t want me or this baby having anything to do with a freakishly deranged murderer who kept my sister chained hostage for months.’

Reiss: ‘It must be your trimester-three hormones speaking. You can’t mean that.’

This is exactly the kind of absurdity we’re talking about. No cap.

Christmas Dynasnow
19-02-2025, 10:23 PM
"multiculturalism" lie

Thotmas
19-02-2025, 11:13 PM
Small penis insecurity.

It's the go-to for women in an argument, just as women being on their period is the go-to for men.

Hmmm I'm not 100% sure it's the equivalent because the implication with the period joke is that it's altering her mood but if a dude has a small peepee does that actually alter his mood? Hmmm






When shows are hyped everywhere but I find it difficult to get through the first season coughs breaking bad!!! I'll try again when I'm 90 and have nothing else to do

Thotmas
19-02-2025, 11:13 PM
"multiculturalism" lie

How? Curry is more beloved than British food in UK hehehe

Urban Cragou
20-02-2025, 12:07 AM
How? Curry is more beloved than British food in UK hehehe

Don’t pay any attention to him.

Urban Cragou
20-02-2025, 12:08 AM
By the way, are you more of a jerk-chicken or jollof rice girlie?

Merry Mockmas
20-02-2025, 05:39 AM
This discussion got me thinking, what would be the equivalent "joke" for men?
Blue balls? lol or some other function? :conf:

Erectile Dysfunction jokes... Maybe?

Merry Mockmas
20-02-2025, 05:40 AM
…Mock innocently sauntering into the thread…

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…and then sauntering back out…

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That's just me all over.:joker:

Tbf it's just the way I am, I do like to offer an alternative perspective, which they're alternative for a reason.:laugh:

Merry Mockmas
20-02-2025, 05:42 AM
You did kind of get us started, Mock, lad.

I'll take that I guess.:joker:

Thotmas
20-02-2025, 06:45 AM
By the way, are you more of a jerk-chicken or jollof rice girlie?

I would say of rice! :joker: You?

Urban Cragou
20-02-2025, 06:47 AM
I would say of rice! :joker: You?

I mean. There’s no reason why you can’t have both.

I’m going to get some honey-jerk sauce in over the weekend. Where we end up after that is anyone’s guess but I naturally gravitate to jollof more than rice and peas. But having said that, man’s overdue some oxtail-curry, still.

Thotmas
20-02-2025, 06:47 AM
Erectile Dysfunction jokes... Maybe?

Hmm "what are you are your period? Kee Kee Kee you're so cranky!"
"Ooooh I heard you couldn't get it up is that why you were all stroppy this morning?!" Hmmm

Urban Cragou
20-02-2025, 06:50 AM
I mean.

Tonight’s EastEnders, Sonia: ‘I naturally don’t want me or this baby having anything to do with a freakishly deranged murderer who kept my sister chained hostage for months.’

Reiss: ‘It must be your trimester-three hormones speaking. You can’t mean that.’

This is exactly the kind of absurdity we’re talking about. No cap.

Yeah, okay, the average bloke who would make a comment like that isn’t on the run from the police and a bathtub but literally. Some men will blame hormones on a man not wanting to respect her basic boundaries. ‘You won’t let me grope you? Ouch. Must be that time of the month. Blood-clart on my dick, baby., still. Bloodcla’t.’

That Reiss was actually a good poster-child for the absurdity of it all, him being such an absurd character in the first place. That’s one (albeit warped) positive I can take from his existence.

Thotmas
20-02-2025, 06:51 AM
I mean. There’s no reason why you can’t have both.

I’m going to get some honey-jerk sauce in over the weekend. Where we end up after that is anyone’s guess but I naturally gravitate to jollof more than rice and peas. But having said that, man’s overdue some oxtail-curry, still.

All sounds lovely! Enjoy :laugh: