Eurovision 2025 Thread [Austria win]

[Ammi]

It reminds me of a Nirvana song tbh

…yeah it does a bit…I’m not minding it and he has nice hair that blows well…

[bots]

poor U2 impersonation?

[Zizu]

Wtf is going on with Italy ?

Hopefully two guys ?

[Barry.]

Not curtains

90s Boyband vibe

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Lithuania dude looks like the dude from final destination

[Maru]

This video is very 90s MTV during midday after having some heat fatigue from our sun

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh the angst

[Vanessa]

This is very indie band like. I love it :dance:

[Maru]

Lithuania dude looks like the dude from final destination

Hi :love:

[Ammi]

This is very indie band like. I love it :dance:

…I don’t mind it actually and it’s about eyes which is good…

[MTVN]

The post-Soviet vibes are strong

[Shaun]

I was "devoed" when I found out it wasn't another The Roop song

[Ammi]

…I don’t know how many votes I get…

[bots]

lith could be bottom

[Barry.]

I like Spains song it’s very dancey

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Hi :love:

Hello :dance:

[Vanessa]

Spain is really good this year

[Maru]

woo hoo Spain

[Ammi]

Hello :dance:

…:love:..

[Barry.]

…I don’t know how many votes I get…

20 votes to spread around but it costs 15p I think

[Maru]

Not Meghan's cooking show being the theme

[Vanessa]

:banana: loving the drama

[Ammi]

20 votes to spread around but it costs 15p I think

…ahhh, I’ll check my purse and see if I’ve got money…

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

…:love:..

:dance:

[Ammi]

…loving Spain…:lovedup:..

[Maru]

I don't know how this works. Some do it live, but others they use videos?

[Vanessa]

Time to dance guys :dance:

[Barry.]

It’s so catchy

[Shaun]

i love how Spain and France just send the most stereotypical thing every year :love: (except when it's France and they keep nearly bloody winning with a boring song)

[bots]

i think this is pants :laugh:

[Barry.]

I don't know how this works. Some do it live, but others they use videos?

No it’s all live the singing

[Maru]

I could see her being popular here very easily

[Ammi]

…I would wear that to mow the lawn on a Sunday…

[Vanessa]

:bouncy:

[Barry.]

…I would wear that to mow the lawn on a Sunday…

:joker: Me too!

[Maru]

…I would wear that to mow the lawn on a Sunday…

I'd get in trouble with neighbors, probably in a good way

[Ammi]

…ok so yes to Spain…:love:..

[bots]

that was poor to my mind

[Ammi]

…that’s making me hungry…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looks like Bukkake

[Barry.]

Looks like Bukkake

Isn’t that when a lot of guys ahem, come on your face?

[bots]

i liked the first 30 seconds then it fell off a cliff

[Ammi]

…this is cute but a bit bland…

[Shaun]

I just think maybe Putin was right to try and put an end to this appearing on our screens

[Maru]

Pink shirt dress guy looks like he was inspired by a Star Trek episode involving a bar fight

[Crimson Dynamo]

Isn’t that when a lot of guys ahem, come on your face?

Leave Beso's sat night in Glasgow out of this

[Barry.]

It’s ok but nothing special

[Ammi]

I just think maybe Putin was right to try and put an end to this appearing on our screens

…:laugh:…

[MTVN]

I just think maybe Putin was right to try and put an end to this appearing on our screens

:joker:

[Maru]

I like the sound, but it does feel very 80s

[Barry.]

Leave Beso's sat night in Glasgow out of this

:joker:

[Barry.]

It will do well though

[bots]

us next

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yeah he is beaming down with Kirk and Spock and not returning to the enterprise

[Ammi]

…what did they do with the other lady…?…we’re back to two again…

[joeysteele]

I'm sorry but I don't really rate our song.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh dear

[Maru]

The performance part didn't connect with me at all... just looked like someone was inspired to turn a pink drink commercial into a music video

[Shaun]

…what did they do with the other lady…?…we’re back to two again…

She's understandably gone to shield her ears from the double whammy of Ukraine and the UK.

[Ammi]

She's understandably gone to shield her ears from the double whammy of Ukraine and the UK.

…what the hell just happened…?…:laugh:..

[Maru]

4 kids ago was a really long time ago

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is this the new Jaguar advert?

[Vanessa]

Volare ohoh :dance:

[Liam-]

If we get 0 points this year it really would be a travesty

[Ammi]

Volare ohoh :dance:

…:love:..

[Barry.]

If we get 0 points this year it really would be a travesty

Tbh it’s a crap song but I expect jury votes

[Ammi]

…:laugh:..

[Vanessa]

Go for it girls!

[Shaun]

dreadful song, lovely performers though

[Maru]

"Can I say it?" What is she going to say,... no? lol

[Ammi]

…8 doesn’t feel like a lucky position..l

[Barry.]

They can definitely sing so hopefully jury see that

[Ammi]

…great frocks…:love:…

[Maru]

dreadful song, lovely performers though

Yes, this exactly

[bots]

i love this song :laugh:

[Ammi]

…did they just do a Bucks Fizz…?…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Without the house and the context this ain't working

[Ammi]

…I mean it’s such a bad song…sorry UK, but eeeek…

[bots]

its the best song of the night so far

[Ammi]

…why do we get it so wrong…

[Liam-]

It’s not the best song we’ve ever sent, but at least they can actually sing unlike the last two people we’ve sent, so that should get them something

[Zizu]

Well I like the Norway offering ..

Luxembourg -poor song - poor singer

Estonia - Basil Fawlty was awful

Israel - meh

Lithuania - Radiohead not bad but can’t win

Spain - meh

Ukraine - Liked this ..

UK - not for me

[Ammi]

…I love their little pastel coordination though…

[Liam-]

its the best song of the night so far

Very true

[Shaun]

I'm glad they're having fun, they seem really sweet... but yeah brace yourselves for 22nd place huns :love:

[bots]

they arent taking themselves too seriously which i like

[Maru]

its the best song of the night so far

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[Barry.]

I say at least 18th place

[MTVN]

Yeah that's bottom 3 locked in

[Crimson Dynamo]

But the whole schtick is it's the aftermath of a party but no one in the audience could get that?

[Maru]

I don't know what is bottom place, but it wouldn't be way at the bottom for me

[Shaun]

the winner is here :love:

[joeysteele]

This is weird.
However I like it from Austria.

[Vanessa]

I strangely quite like this one

[Barry.]

If we get 0 points this year it really would be a travesty

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:joker: My thoughts exactly

[Maru]

Host still traumatized by the Ukraine song

[Crimson Dynamo]

Portugal rip off

Bin

[Ammi]

…this is kind of beautiful…:love:..I love his voice…

[Maru]

awww it's paper boats

[Ammi]

…wow, magnificent…

[Ammi]

…OMG…

[Zizu]

Austria - started off bad , suddenly got fabulous then went bad then amazing

He has two voices one amazing the other absolute pants

[bots]

this is burning a hole in my head

[Liam-]

Nemo lite

[Maru]

It sounds very Chinese opera

[Ammi]

…winner…:lovedup:…

[Vanessa]

Wow what a voice he has :clap1:

[Zizu]

He should have used the operatic voice throughout

[joeysteele]

Loved that.

[Maru]

This song should've been named What the hell just happened

[Shaun]

I've got goosebumps lmao, oh dear.

Easily going to be top 3, hope it takes the trophy :love:

[Vanessa]

He should have used the operatic voice throughout

Yes agree

[Ammi]

…jedward…

[Maru]

It's good but all over the map for me

[Zizu]

Wow what a voice he has :clap1:


Spoilt by those dull sections imho

[Vanessa]

Lets go :dance:

[Maru]

Spoilt by those dull sections imho

Yes, it just needed some tweaks to find cohesive-ness

[Ammi]

I've got goosebumps lmao, oh dear.

Easily going to be top 3, hope it takes the trophy :love:

…incredible voice…:love:…and the staging as well…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jedward

[Zizu]

Tinfoil flowerpot men

No thank you

[bots]

is this junior eurovision

[Barry.]

The chorus is catchy but that’s it really

[Vanessa]

…incredible voice…:love:…and the staging as well…

He will do very well. I think juries re going to love it as well

[joeysteele]

Have to say, I DO rather like Iceland's

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is it not past their beddies?

[Shaun]

sudden urge to listen to Basshunter

[Vanessa]

:banana:

[Maru]

Is this a Minecraft commercial

[Shaun]

boats everywhere...

[Vanessa]

A bop

[Crimson Dynamo]

Throw them in an active volcano

[Barry.]

Is this a Minecraft commercial

I think it was said it was a reference

[Maru]

I think it was said it was a reference

It does scream videogame ad, but not in a bad way

[Crimson Dynamo]

This comedy...

[Barry.]

I can’t do that with my tongue

[Ammi]

…oh…the thing…

[Barry.]

This is like a mermaid chant

[Shaun]

I remember liking this but I can't really think why.

[Ammi]

…they look incredible…:love:..

[Maru]

No one tell these girls the bots were used to fish out molten core from Fukushima

[Zizu]

Mm

I really like this ..

Latvia ?

[Vanessa]

This is weird, but I like it

[Ammi]

This is like a mermaid chant

…it is quite magical/mystical…:love:…

[Zizu]

I remember liking this but I can't really think why.


It sounds kinda familiar

[Barry.]

Did they change there makeup

[Maru]

The singing is good

[Ammi]

…I’m strangely loving it…

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is like an advert for a remake of the Wicker Man

[Vanessa]

Brilliant

[joeysteele]

There IS something about that one

[Barry.]

It was art

[Shaun]

this year's MARO / Vesna... a gorgeous harem of ladies coming together for something witchy/ magical

[Maru]

If you were looking for something unique but beautifully executed, this was it

[Ammi]

…oh this is my sweepstake…

[joeysteele]

I like the Netherlands entry.

[Ammi]

…this is cute…:love:…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get this hackneyed pish straight in the wheelie bin

[Barry.]

I like the Netherlands entry.

He was better than he was in semi finales one

[bots]

generic pap

[Vanessa]

This isn't engaging me

[Liam-]

Did Grahame say this is climbing the odds? :suspect:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Take off your pearls you idiot

[Shaun]

he's lovely but yeah the song is just mehhhh to me.

[Barry.]

Did Grahame say this is climbing the odds? :suspect:

It’s 5th in the odds

[Liam-]

The winner next!

[joeysteele]

Finland is great.

[Ammi]

he's lovely but yeah the song is just mehhhh to me.

…he is very pretty…

[Liam-]

It’s 5th in the odds

Christ

[Vanessa]

Get ready to dance guys. Here comes Finland! :cheer2:

[bots]

i think the choices of winner this year are slim pickings compared to last year

[Maru]

Doesn't do anything for me, but without visuals, I can see it being a nice backdrop song

[Crimson Dynamo]

Big lassie

[Maru]

She looks like Jessica Simpson to me

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Shaun]

mother Erika :love:

[Barry.]

Go on queen!

[Ammi]

…this is very more-ish…

[Maru]

Is there normally narration over the songs?

[Zizu]

Finland

Ramsteinn rip off

[bots]

tell mtvn to switch off, his bdsm dream is on now

[Crimson Dynamo]

Charlotte Hinchcliffe

[Vanessa]

:banana:

[Maru]

I can see this placing very well, maybe winning

[Ammi]

…great performer…:love:..

[Barry.]

Is there normally narration over the songs?

Yeah it’s Graham Norton if you are watching the bbc one.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That is a glass and a half of full cream milk

[joeysteele]

Superb

[Vanessa]

:banana::cheer:

[Maru]

Yeah it’s Graham Norton if you are watching the bbc one.

Yeah, I just saw BB1 on thread and went based on that

[Zizu]

Charlotte Hinchcliffe


I just see Gemma Collins

[Ammi]

Superb

…she really is…great song and artist…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Love it

[Vanessa]

Absolutely fantastic :cheer2:

[Shaun]

if that doesn't make top 3 I am killing everyone

[Barry.]

Has to be top 5

[Ammi]

…here we go Vanessa…

[Vanessa]

Here we go. Lucio :love:

[Barry.]

Don’t really like italys one, sorry V I just don’t get it much

[Crimson Dynamo]

Has to be top 5

Having just seen her

Top 2

😆

[Zizu]

He’s not a typical Italian guy that’s for sure

Wannabe David Bowie ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not dry ice

[Maru]

I'd laughed to be honest if the bus just left him...

[Barry.]

Toy Story reference there Maru

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why is his face all white?

[Shaun]

I think this is my favourite of the understated "men / bands who showed up and said no to every single staging / production suggestion to make them more exciting" entries this year... it's nothing amazing though

[Ammi]

…it’s kind of an end of the evening song when you’re clearing away after guests…

[Barry.]

…it’s kind of an end of the evening song when you’re clearing away after guests…

I can see that

[Shaun]

Ziggia Stardusto? Ammi

[joeysteele]

I do like Italy's though.

[Vanessa]

I love it. Very beautiful and understated.

[Crimson Dynamo]

"you have a lot of gel in your hair Simon"

[Barry.]

Poland now

[Ammi]

Ziggia Stardusto? Ammi

…:laugh:…he was definitely a young David…

[joeysteele]

I love it. Very beautiful and understated.

Yes it is

[Maru]

Hub liked the Italy one

[Vanessa]

Yes it is

It won't win, but its different and I like that.

[Maru]

But to be fair, he's also very interested in their guitars

[Ammi]

I love it. Very beautiful and understated.

…I hope it does well for you, Vanessa…:love:..

[Vanessa]

…I hope it does well for you, Vanessa…:love:..

I still expect Finland to win. Lets make it happen :cheer2:

[Ammi]

….great staging…:love:..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Awful

[bots]

not sure how that is in the style of GoT :laugh:


.... oh it has a dragon lol

[Vanessa]

This is a great one. Surprisingly good

[Ammi]

…spectacular…

[Shaun]

I like it but the long notes are really giving "emergency siren to signal an incoming tsunami"

[Ammi]

…I think she summoned some spirits…

[Vanessa]

It's very Game of Thrones. Whats not to love?

[Barry.]

She’s such a performer love it

[joeysteele]

That surprised me

[bots]

i thought it was mediocre at best

[Zizu]

Great voice and choreography

Decent toe tapper

[Ammi]

I like it but the long notes are really giving "emergency siren to signal an incoming tsunami"

…:laugh:…

[Barry.]

Germany is a grower, very surprised by it

[joeysteele]

I've been humming Germany's since I heard it on Thursday.

[Maru]

Wanted to hear Germany's...

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[bots]

She gets my vote :smug:

[Shaun]

I want Germany to do well for once but at the same time this song is an affront to me on a personal level.

[Maru]

Catchy

[Ammi]

…this is such an ear worm…

[Barry.]

Fa la la la la so catchy

[Vanessa]

We can vote up to 20 times. .

[Barry.]

She gets my vote :smug:

She’s so pretty I agree

[Crimson Dynamo]

The modern violin. The total cliche

:facepalm:

[Vanessa]

It's catchy

[Ammi]

…I’m not sure that I want it to end soon…I could hear more…

[bots]

it could be the best song of the night

[Shaun]

Sauber Bandit can DO ONE

[bots]

that was a great joke :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

These 3 women presenters are like dragging nails down a blackboard