Boris's Bar, the NEW 'BB' !

[BusyBee]

But they look soooooo nice Amy - surely we can get Kaz to look the other way - perhaps bribe her with a rather nice large glass of something tasty!!!!

[Amy]

Originally posted by BusyBee
But they look soooooo nice Amy - surely we can get Kaz to look the other way - perhaps bribe her with a rather nice large glass of something tasty!!!!

This is true... what drink were you thinking of????

[BusyBee]

Absolutely anything - perhaps a large glass of a lethal cocktail - that Kaz would then be sooo happy that she wont mind what the rest of us get up to. :devil::devil:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Listen, you don't have to wait for Christmas!

It's Diwali on November 12th, and they start eating anytime now to celebrate!

Do not be fooled by the casual mention of sweets being exchanged. The tables are groaning with food and you give deep offence if you don't have at least half a ton during your visit. Take a shopping trolley as they will also insist you do not leave empty handed and consequently send you out equipped to withstand a siege........


Diwali, Lighting The Lamps
{ Introduction to Diwali }
Every Year On the dark nights if Diwali the sound of firecrackers announces the celebration of the favourite festival of Indians. Homes are decorated, sweets are distributed by everyone and thousands of lamps lit to create a world of fantasy. Of all the festivals celebrated in India, Diwali is by far the most glamorous and important. Enthusiastically enjoyed by people of every religion, its magical and radiant touch creates an atmosphere of joy and festivity. Diwali Celebrations in India are similar to Christmas celebrations in the USA.


{ Origin of Diwali }
The ancient story of how Diwali evolved into such a widely celebrated festival is different in various regions and states of India. In the north, particularly in Uttar Pradesh, Punjab, Haryana, Bihar and the surrounding areas, Diwali is the day when King Rama's coronation was celebrated in Ayodhya after his epic war with Ravana, the demon king of Lanka. By order of the royal families of Ayodhya and Mithila, the kingdom of which Sita was princess, the cities and far-flung boundaries of these kingdoms were lit up with rows of lamps, glittering on dark nights to welcome home the divine king Rama and his queen Sita after 14 years of exile, ending with an across-the-seas war in which the whole of the kingdom of Lanka was destroyed.




{ How Diwali is celebrated all across India }

{ The first day : Dhana Teras }
The first day of Diwali is Dhanatrayodashi or Dhanteras. Doorways are hung with torans of mango leaves and marigolds. Rangolis are drawn with different coloured powders to welcome guests. The traditional motifs are often linked with auspicious symbols of good luck. Oil diyas are arranged in and around the house. Because of these flickering lamps, the festival has acquired its name : Dipawali or Diwali meaning `a rows of lamps'. On this day, people buy something for the house or some jewellery for the women of the house. It is auspicious to be buy something metallic, esp silver.




{ The second day : Kali Chaudas }
The next day or Kali Chaudas is also called Chhoti Diwali.



{ The third day : Diwali }
On the dark new moon night, the entrances to all homes are lit up and decorated with rangoli patterns to welcome Lakshmi, the radiant consort of Vishnu and the goddess of wealth and lustre. Lakshmi Puja is performed on this day. Diwali is the last day of financial year in traditional Hindu business and businessmen perform Chopda Pujan on this day on the new books of accounts.

The day ends with a mega cracker bursting sessions. For 5-6 hours, every family burns fire crackers worth thousands of ruppees. Poplular fire crackers are sparkling pots, bombs, rockets etc.





{ The fourth day : New Year day or Bestavarsh }
The day after the Lakshmi Puja, most families celebrate the new year by dressing in new clothes, wearing jewellery and visiting family members and business colleagues to give them sweets, dry fruits and gifts. Among the business communities of Gujarat, Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh and Maharashtra, Diwali is the festival when the new
business year begins. All business establishments and families perform muharat pujan or veneration of their books. Stock brokers do mahurat trading or symbolic auspicious business deals to i iwali : Time to shop or start new ventures }

Diwali, one of the longest festivals in the Hindu year, is a time when everything in India comes to a standstill except family life, feasting and shopping. Diwali is considered auspicious for shopping, inaugurations of new homes, business deals or for starting any new ventures and projects.



{ Diwali in Krishna Temples }
In many Krishna temples, Diwali is celebrated as a day of feeding and venerating cows. In Nathdwar, for instance, there is a day-long feast for cattle called Annakoot. The reason for this special place given to the cow lies deep in the religious consciousness of Indians.The sacredness of the cow goes back to the myth of the churning of the cosmic ocean by the gods. Of the 14 `jewels' which the ocean gave to the gods, Kamadhenu ,the celestial cow, was one. She was venerated as the mother of the universe. The celestial cow is also called Surabhi or Nandini, the giver of joy and plenty. A cow is the constant companion of Krishna.



{ Diwali in South India }
In the south, Diwali has two more legends connected with it. The first legend again concerns the victory of good over evil. Narakasura the demon of hell, challenged Krishna to battle. After a fierce fight lasting two days, the demon was killed at dawn on Narakachaturdashi.To commemorate this event, people in peninsular India wake before sunrise and make imitation blood by mixing kumkum or vermillion with oil. After crushing underfoot a bitter fruit as a symbol of the demon, they apply the `blood' triumphantly on their foreheads. They then have ritual oil baths, annointing themselves with sandalwood paste. Visits to temples for prayers are followed by large family breakfasts of fruits and a variety of sweets. The second legend is about King Bali, the benevolent demon king of the netherworld. He was so powerful that he became a threat to the power of celestial deities and their kingdoms. Intimidated by his expanding empire and taking advantage of his well-known generosity, they sent Vishnu as the dwarf mendicant Vamana, to dilute Bali's power. Vamana shrewdly asked the king for land that would cover three steps as he walked. The king happily granted this gift. Having tricked Bali, Vishnu revealed himself in the full glory of his godhood. He covered the heaven in his first step and the earth in his second. Realizing that he was pitted against the mighty Vishnu, Bali surrendered and offered his own head inviting Vishnu to step on it. Vishnu pushed him into the nether world with his foot. In return Vishnu gave him the lamp of knowledge to light up the dark underworld. He also gave him a blessing that he would return to his people once a year to light millions of lamps from this one lamp so that on the dark new moon light of Diwali, the blinding darkness of ignorance , greed, jealousy, lust, anger ego, and laziness would be dispelled and the radiance of knowledge, wisdom and friendship prevail. Each year on Diwali day , even today, one lamp lights another and like a flame burning steadily on a windless night, brings a message of peace and harmony to the world .




{ Diwali : Time to rejoice and enjoy }


Whatever may be the fables and legends behind the celebrations of Diwali, all people exchange sweets, wear new clothes and buy jewellery at this festive time. Card parties are held in many homes. Diwali has become commercialised as the biggest annual consumer spree because every family shops for sweets, gifts and fireworks. However, in all this frenzy of shopping and eating, the steady, burning lamp is a constant symbol of an illuminated mind .





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[BusyBee]

Oh good - another excuse for a celebration !!!!!

[Amy]

Drink... drink... drink... drink..drink!

[Kaz]

Originally posted by BusyBee
- surely we can get Kaz to look the other way - perhaps bribe her with a rather nice large glass of something tasty!!!!

:shocked:

NO!!!!!

Get 'em down pronto! :nono:

This is a Bar, not Santa's Grotto! :rolleyes:

Perhaps a cocktail or two on the house will take your attention away from the 'C' word . . . . . .

http://www.kudsak.com/recettes/cocktails.jpg

Cheers! :love:

[Amy]

ooooooooooooooooooooo takes my attention away for a few seconds while I down the cocktails :laugh:

[BusyBee]

Must say I just popped in to sample Chef's new continental breakfast - very tasty and went down a treat. Would recommend it to everyone.

[Amy]

A cooked Breakfast sounds good to me *goes off to order*

[Kaz]

Mawning all! :wavey:

Hope you've finished that cooked breakfast now, Amy . . . because it's an all day party in Boris's Bar today! :dance:

http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/cocktails-confetti.gifhttp://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/cocktails-confetti.gifhttp://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/cocktails-confetti.gif

Happy Birthday, Rach . . . . .. for you . . . . . http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/drink12.gif

And Happy Birthday to BigSister too . . . http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Drinks/martini_olive_md_wht.gif

:dazzler: :dazzler: Cheers, everyone!! :dazzler: :dazzler:

(P.S. I'm celebrating too!) :colour: Hic! :thumbs:

[Amy]

YAY!!!!!!!!! another party ... best get my dancing shoes on :dance:

[rachb]

ooh I'm feeling a bit sick already this morning having eaten half a box of chocs already:bored:
they were lovely though:thumbs:
cheers everyone:spin2:

[BusyBee]

Hope you are saving some of those choccies for your friends in Boris's. We have put a bottle or two of champagne behind the bar so its nice and chilled for you to share.

[BigSister]

Ive got some choccies too:hugesmile:

[rachb]

I now have 3 boxes of chocolates and a huge cake,so there goes the diet for another week:rolleyes:
I hope evryone will help me eat them:spin:
http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Food_and_Drinks/Candy/Chocolate.gif

[BigSister]

I have cake too:flower:

[Sticks]

I have now done a deal to bring in fresh fruit.

[BusyBee]

And clotted cream too?

[BigSister]

more chocolates from me!

[Sticks]

We have now taken delivery of one of these


http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/4005300A62UC100365M.jpg

Now we can offer jacket potatoes and other hot meals :thumbs:

[Amy]

Cooked breakfast please! I need to eat something to get over my hangover... my head hurts :bored:

[Sticks]

Breakfast Panini coming right up

Will you be wanting any mineral water for your hangover?

[Amy]

Lots of mineral water please!!!

[Amy]

Thank goodness I'm over that hangover now....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Applemac/beer.bmp

[Hooly One]

:joker:

[BusyBee]

Anything good on the menu today - I have spent all the morning talking on the phone and have a very dry throat - so something that will slip down easily would be preferable.

[Kaz]

Will this help your throat, BusyBee? :laugh:

http://www.mychemist.com.au/images/Benadryl_200ml.jpg


. . . . . . . or alternatively, I could whip you up a lovely Irish coffee. :thumbs:

http://desires.com/1.3/Food/images/sarah/x.jpg


Quiet in here tonight . . . . . . . still, gives me a chance to polish some glasses and restock the bar after Amy's last visit. :spin2:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
still, gives me a chance to polish some glasses and restock the bar after Amy's last visit. :spin2:

I hope you've restocked now I'm ready to drink http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/nahrung/24.gif

[rachb]

:rolleyes:Steady on Amy:rolleyes:
save some drinks for the christmas party:laugh::laugh:not long to wait:thumbs:

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
:rolleyes:Steady on Amy:rolleyes:
save some drinks for the christmas party:laugh::laugh:not long to wait:thumbs:

Oh that's true :hugesmile: I'll behave but miss Rach I've been naughty :bored::bored::bored: I have smoked a cigarette :shocked::bored::bored::bored: I deserve no booze what so ever!

[rachb]

Oh Amy:bawling::bawling:you've been doing so well with the no smoking:bawling::bawling::bawling:
let start again now after all this time:love::love::love:

[Amy]

I'm not planning on taking up smoking again I had a small weak moment at work :bawling: Damn those cigarette's :bawling:

I think this bar should ban smoking and remove the cigarette machine just to make sure I don't keep thinking about starting smoking again!

[BusyBee]

Anything we can do to stop you taking up the habit again. Think we will have to contact that husband of yours to have a strong word.

[rachb]

Well done Amy:love:
I knew you'd beat it bylcs:love:
Keep up the good work,I'm sure Kaz will soon have the machines removed she would do anything you ask of her.She can't afford to upset you,You're her best customer:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[BigSister]

Can I have some Orange juice because I have a cold

[Amy]

*passes BS a Brandy* Think this may be better for that cold :hugesmile:

[Sticks]

I have my own patent cough cold cure

2 or 3 tablespoons of clear Honey
2 or 3 squirts of lemon juice
1 teaspoon of cinnamon

top up with hot water from the kettle

seemed to work for me :colour:

[BigSister]

*laughs at Amy*

[BusyBee]

a hot whisky toddy often does the job I find.

[Amy]

Buys yet ANOTHER Drink http://www.wutangcorp.com/images/smilies/beer2.gif

[Kaz]

Helloooooooooooooooooooo .....................................:xyxwave:

What's going on? :conf:

It's AWFULLY quiet in here just now. :bored:

Has everyone suddenly gone teetotal? :spin2:



I'm lonely ............................... :bawling:

[Amy]

I'm always lonely :bawling:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Amy
I'm always lonely :bawling:

Awww, Amy, bless your little cotton socks. Maybe you need to set your sights just a LITTLE bit lower than the sublime Dermy-kins. I suspect the fighting and scrapping for him (should he become available to the populace and out of the clutches of his current amour) would be too intense for a young lady of your delicacy and finesse.

Perhaps just a man with the likeness of just a DEMI-God instead??

Anyway flower, you are not alone whilst we are here. Be of good cheer! :love:

[BusyBee]

Apologies for my absence - been to Cornwall for the week-end, but thought I would pop in for a lunch time drinkie poos just to make sure you had something to do Kaz.

And Amy - I'm sure Dermie would drop everything :hugesmile: and run to your side if he thought you were feeling lonely. What a way to treat his wife.:nono:

[Sticks]

The cafe bar trade has dropped off a bit too.

the youths hanging around in front looking menacing does not help much :shocked:

The head one wanted to see the manager about something, he would not speak to me, as I am not the organ grinder.

[Amy]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
Maybe you need to set your sights just a LITTLE bit lower than the sublime Dermy-kins. I suspect the fighting and scrapping for him (should he become available to the populace and out of the clutches of his current amour) would be too intense for a young lady of your delicacy and finesse.


but...but...but...but... I want Dermie :bawling:
he's mine I tell you all mine :hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:
And i'll get practising so I can fight anyone that trys to grab my Dermie before me http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/sportlich/32.gif

[Amy]

Originally posted by BusyBee
And Amy - I'm sure Dermie would drop everything :hugesmile: and run to your side if he thought you were feeling lonely. What a way to treat his wife.:nono:

Well said BusyBee http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/lustig/44.gif

[BusyBee]

Perhaps you should arrange a clandastine date with Dermie at Boris's so you can get away from the paparazzi to spend some quality time together. I am sure our wonderful bar manager would allow you to use the 'back room' for your date - just as long as you tell US ALL ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS.

[Amy]

Originally posted by BusyBee just as long as you tell US ALL ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS.

I may tell you I may not http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/lustig/6.gif

Perhaps we'll dance.. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/musik/36.gif Perhaps we'll kiss... http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/lieb/2.gif perhaps we'll...erm.... erm... http://www.cheesebuerger.de/smilies/lieb/91.gif talk behind a curtain :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Sticks]

Due to redevelopment plans in this part of Cyber space, Borris Bar is to be compulsory purchased, closed down and demolished.

Hardly any one visits, so is there any real loss

Oh the strains of "The way we were" ring out :bawling:

[cc100]

ill have a red wine squire

[Kaz]

....... but while there are still customers to be served, then Boris's Bar will continue to serve them!

Bar Manager Kaz at your service, cc100 ......

http://www.sterlingvineyards.com/SVAssets/red-glass.gif

Cheers! :spin2:

Anyone else? :laugh:

[Sticks]

We are still serving coffee

but the intent to do a Compulsory Purchase papers came in on the Saturday post.

I fear all is lost :bawling:

[Sticks]

BTW, I went to a Weatherspoons tonight, and had to instruct the bar maid in what an Americano is :rolleyes:

(For reference it is an esspresso topped up with boiling water

[cc100]

i dont drink coffee, so ill have a pot of tea please madam

[Sticks]

Certainly

Earl Grey

Darjeeling

Lap san Sui shong

Gun Powder

Jasmine

or Breakfast

Do you want milk or lemon

Do you want sugar?

[cc100]

ill have PG Tips with milk and no sugar Mr Graeme, and make it snappy

[Amy]

Kaz you still running this place? Well I ordered a drink months ago and I'm still waiting for it to arrive lol! Can i have drink? large Dr Pepper with lots of Ice

[Sticks]

Sorry we do not have Dr Pepper on draught

[cc100]

no Dr Pepper????

what kind of establishment is this??

[Sticks]

You need to address that request to the bar manager

I deal with the coffee and Tea

We do have a nice range of flavoured mineral waters

[Amy]

NO Dr Pepper :shocked: I have to have Dr Pepper!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Sticks
Sorry we do not have Dr Pepper on draught

Request duly noted by the Bar Manager ...... and OH YES WE DO!!!! :thumbs:

http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_drpepper.jpg

Many apologies, Amy - hope that's enough ice for you!!! :laugh:

Cheers. :love:

[Amy]

OMG thanks Kaz i was worried i'd never get a Dr Pepper to drink with loads of ice lol! Loving your work Kaz loving your work!

[Kaz]

Thanks Amy ...... no reasonable request is EVER refused! :laugh:

BTW, what's happened to your Dermie banner? Need a new one? Just let me know! :thumbs:

It's still a bit quiet in here, mind ....... come on peeps, I've got all the glasses polished just waiting on your orders. :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Kaz a new dermie banner would be great mate if that's ok!

[Sticks]

So when was the Dr Pepper installed ? :conf:

I have never seen an establishment before with Dr Pepper available on draught.

I hear that some bars across the boarder in Scotland have Irn Bru on draft.

I have seen it on draught at a branch of Chicken Cottage, but never Dr Pepper.

I thought Dr Pepper was too gassey to be on Draught :conf:

[cc100]

I drink at least 3 cans of Dr Pepper a day!!

[Amy]

Originally posted by cc100
I drink at least 3 cans of Dr Pepper a day!!

So do I, love the stuff.

Can I have another glass of Dr Pepper please Kaz :thumbs:

[rachb]

Yuk can't stand Dr Pepperhttp://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/frech/d020.gif
I'll have one of Sticks lovely coffees please:thumbs:

[Amy]

Originally posted by rachb
Yuk can't stand Dr Pepperhttp://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/frech/d020.gif


:shocked: What! :shocked: I'll have you know it's very Misunderstood :laugh: I mean whats the worse that can happen...... oh dear that was not that funny after all lmao.

[rachb]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[cc100]

dr pepper rules

[Kaz]

Can I have another glass of Dr Pepper please Kaz :thumbs:

'course you can, Amy ....... Can't stand the stuff myself - Irn Bru Rules!!!!! :hello: :dance: :colour:

http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_drpepper.jpg

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbs:

[BusyBee]

Glad to see Boris's is up and running again. Will have to call in for a end of week glass or two!!!

[Amy]

Nice to see you back BusyBee :thumbs:

Now I'm thinking weekend, No work may as well start straight on the wine today Lets forget the Dr Pepper :laugh: well it is the weekend after all.

[Kore]

hmm, can i come in? :xyxwave:

[Amy]

Indeed, All are welcome! Just ask Kaz for a drink and she'll serve you shortly :thumbs: Sticks serves coffee if you'd like coffee etc.

[Kaz]

Hi BusyBee .... great to see you back! :thumbs:

Come in and pull up a bar stool, Kore .... what can I get you? :wavey:

Amy - will this keep you going for a while ...... just help yourself! :spin2:

http://citease.netspacetoday.com/townshipliq/nss-folder/pictures/row%20of%20wine%20bottles.jpg

[Amy]

Thanks Kaz that should last me at least 10 mins :laugh:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Kaz
Come in and pull up a bar stool, Kore .... what can I get you? :wavey:

thanks kaz..

hmm, since its only 1pm, do you do vodka and red bull :laugh:?

[Kaz]

..... but of course! :thumbs:

http://www.cocktailguiden.com/cocktailbilder/therush.jpg

Cheers! :spin2:

[Hooly One]

"Comes in and takes his seat" Waiter! can i have a rum and coke please.. :thumbs::hugesmile:

[Kaz]

Hi Hooley. :wavey:

No ordinary waiter serving today ...... it's the Bar Manager in person!! :laugh:

http://tatjana.ingold.ch:8080/framed/uebermich/cocktails/cuba_libre.jpg

Enjoy. :thumbs:

[Amy]

Ok Kaz I've drunk all that wine ..... next *hick*

[Hooly One]

Thank you madame kaz:hugesmile:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Amy
Ok Kaz I've drunk all that wine ..... next *hick*

Look amy, theres 10 bottles of vodka still to be drunk?:hugesmile:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by Amy
Ok Kaz I've drunk all that wine ..... next *hick*

Look amy, theres 10 bottles of vodka still to be drunk?:hugesmile:

Ooooooooo *grabs Vodka*

[Hooly One]

Ohh someone get the ambulance on standby :bouncy:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Ohh someone get the ambulance on standby :bouncy:

:laugh: *hick* :laugh:

[Hooly One]

:thumbs: You look green amy, i think you've had enough..:hugesmile:

[Amy]

Can I have a glass of water please I feel slightly ill

[Kore]

Originally posted by Kaz
..... but of course! :thumbs:

http://www.cocktailguiden.com/cocktailbilder/therush.jpg

Cheers! :spin2:

*hours later* *tipsy after afew glasses*

cheers kaz! :dance::dance::dance:

im deffo coming back here!! rofl!:love::laugh:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Amy
Can I have a glass of water please I feel slightly ill

I did warn you Amy..:hugesmile:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Originally posted by Amy
Can I have a glass of water please I feel slightly ill

I did warn you Amy..:hugesmile:

I should listen to Uncle Hooly more. :bawling:

[Hooly One]

Ok, don't worry Amy.. i've got the sick bucket:joker:


Just let it all out..lol

[Amy]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Ok, don't worry Amy.. i've got the sick bucket:joker:


Just let it all out..lol

Oops I missed the bucket! :bawling:

[Hooly One]

:nono: Right on my new shoes..tut!

[Kore]

Originally posted by Amy
Originally posted by Hooly One
Ok, don't worry Amy.. i've got the sick bucket:joker:


Just let it all out..lol

Oops I missed the bucket! :bawling:

...didnt miss me tho :mad:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

EDIT: (hooly beat me to it)

[Amy]

Sorry you two but better out then in! I blame that Kaz all those alcoholic drinks..... oops pass that bucket again!

[Hooly One]

:bawling:

I must remember to remind kaz to lock the bar when she leaves.

[Di2001]

Have I missed Happy Hour? :elephant:

[Hooly One]

That was an hour ago, now it's "Free for all hour":thumbs::hugesmile:

[Di2001]

:spin: Fantastic!! Make mine a bottle of white wine then!! :laugh:

[Sticks]

I see I have some customers


http://www2.gol.com/users/bobkeim/Foodhunger/Coffee/coffeemug.jpg

I take it that will be tripple espressos all round :laugh:

[cc100]

eeeew no, ill stick to a nice pot of english tea please

[Kore]

you all should drink Hot Chocolate!!!

can i have a nice cuppa that please :spin2:?

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kore
you all should drink Hot Chocolate!!!

can i have a nice cuppa that please :spin2:?


http://www.chocolate-source.co.uk/pictures/chocolate_drink_large.jpg

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Amy
Sorry you two but better out then in! I blame that Kaz all those alcoholic drinks..... oops pass that bucket again!


:rolleyes: Amy!!!!! :nono:

I only supply the drinks .... no-one FORCES you to drink them! :spin2: :laugh:

Hope the head's back to normal today ...... best stick to soft drinks at the moment, eh? :love:

[BusyBee]

Well after the day I have had, I shall certainly be approaching you Kaz for a stiff drink. Nothing less will do. So a very large glass of chilled Chardonay pretty please.

[Kore]

Originally posted by Sticks
Originally posted by Kore
you all should drink Hot Chocolate!!!

can i have a nice cuppa that please :spin2:?


http://www.chocolate-source.co.uk/pictures/chocolate_drink_large.jpg

cheers sticks, your a life saver:thumbs:

[Amy]

Dr pepper Kaz :thumbs: perhaps you're right all those alcoholic drinks do you no good.

[BusyBee]

There's a large bottle of champagne behind the bar waiting for you to celebrate your birthday Kaz. Enjoy :wavey:

[Kaz]

For Amy ....

http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_drpepper.jpg

..... hope the head's better now!!!!!!!!!!! :love:

And for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........

http://www.flower-delivery-uk.co.uk/images/champagne2moet.jpg

CHEERS, BusyBee!! <hic!!> :love:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Kaz
And for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........

http://www.flower-delivery-uk.co.uk/images/champagne2moet.jpg

i hope you dont mind me asking :rolleyes:..

but can i have some pwease :blush::laugh::hugesmile:

[Amy]

So bar manger Kaz was your b'day a good one? Thanks for the Dr Pepper btw.

[Kaz]

Yes, thank you very much Mrs O'Leary ..... I had a great day. Another year nearer the bus pass ............. :shocked: :spin:

Hi there, Kore - seeing as you asked SO nicely, I've saved the last glass in the bottle for you ......

http://www.casimir.rl.ac.uk/Champagne.jpg

It's excellent stuff! *hic* Thanks again, BusyBee! :laugh:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Kaz


Hi there, Kore - seeing as you asked SO nicely, I've saved the last glass in the bottle for you ......



your so nice to me :dance::laugh:

thx kaz! love this stuff!:hugesmile:

[Hooly One]

Can i have a cappuccino please
:thumbs:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Can i have a cappuccino please
:thumbs:

ill have the same as hooly pls :wavey:

[Hooly One]

Wheres sticks and kaz when you need them?

[Kaz]

Apologies for the delay, Hooley and Kore ...... was just sorting out a couple of hooligans who were gossiping in the Picture thread. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif

Here's your order ..........

http://www.archimede.sk/images/n_cappucinno.jpg http://www.archimede.sk/images/n_cappucinno.jpg

Enjoy. :thumbs:

[Hooly One]

Thanks Kaz and i wasn't gossiping, i was having chat and a laugh.:thumbs:http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif

[Kaz]

I know, Hooley .... only teasing. :spin2:

Here - have a bag of peanuts on the house!

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Kp_Salted_Peanuts_500g.jpg

:laugh:

[Di2001]

You're spoiling him Kaz!!

[Hooly One]

So kind of you kaz, here have a bag of Minstrels on me.

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/amin.jpg


:spin: Lol Di

[BigSister]

I need a J20

[Kaz]

Aww, thanks Hooley. :thumbs:

Can I get you anything while you're here, Di? :laugh:

[Di2001]

Well, after the afternoon I've had on this forum make it a large white wine then Kaz please!!

[Kaz]

Oops, no time to eat my sweeties yet - another customer! :spin2:

http://www.quitegreat.co.uk/design/desimg/j20.jpg

There you are, BigSister - just choose which flavour you'd like. Cheers! :thumbs:

[Hooly One]

:joker: Di, you was very brave..

Here's a gift from me and kore.

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/a12.jpg

[Di2001]

Originally posted by Hooly One
:joker: Di, you was very brave..

Here's a gift from me and kore.

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/a12.jpg

Oh, now this looks fun!!!

[Kaz]

...... and a large white wine for Di. :laugh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg


Now .... off to eat my sweets! :laugh:

[Hooly One]

Glad you like it Di

[Di2001]

That looks good Kaz! Cheers everyone!

[Di2001]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Glad you like it Di


Think I might have to get a bit tipsy to play this!!

[Hooly One]

"Finishes his cappuccino" That was nice

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Di2001
Originally posted by Hooly One
Glad you like it Di


Think I might have to get a bit tipsy to play this!!

Yep, you need courage to play it.

[cc100]

can i just have a glass of water purleese?

[Kaz]

Picked up your order in another thread, Di ....... I'm here, there and everywhere today! :laugh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Nicely chilled. :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Originally posted by cc100
can i just have a glass of water purleese?

Hi cc100, busy in here today, isn't it! Grab a bar stool. :xyxwave:

http://www.yenra.com/drink-plenty-of-water/glass-of-water.jpg

:thumbs:

[Di2001]

Kaz, thanks for the speedy service. Looks just as good as the last one! Better make it last a bit longer though......

[Di2001]

Kaz, could I have some dry roasted nuts please?

[Kaz]

No problem, Di. :thumbs:

http://www.griffins.co.nz/content/476/DRY%20ROASTED%20110G.jpg

That'll help soak up some of the wine, eh? :laugh:

[Di2001]

Yes, that's what I was thinking! Can I get you a drink Kaz?

[Kaz]

Why, thank you very much, Di. :love:

If you don't mind, I'll have a gin & tonic.

http://www.cocktailscout.de/cocktails/gin_tonic.jpg

Bottoms up! :laugh:

[Di2001]

*glasses chinking*

Cheers matey!! Your good health!!

[Di2001]

Hooly, do you want a drink? I haven't got you one yet.

[Di2001]

:bawling: Hooly left without saying goodbye :bawling:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Di2001
Hooly, do you want a drink? I haven't got you one yet.

Yes, i'll just have a Coke

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Di2001
:bawling: Hooly left without saying goodbye :bawling:

I haven't gone anywhere.:thumbs:

[Di2001]

Cheers Hooly!


http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:clqMy5ZhYewJ:www.flukestudio.com/images/coke.jpg

[BigSister]

Thanks Kaz I need that very much

[Di2001]

Hey BS - you're not still annoyed are you? Hope you've cheered up.

[Hooly One]

Accy football team lost:(

[BigSister]

no Di im worse now and I need to send hate mail

[Di2001]

Originally posted by BigSister
no Di I'm worse now and I need to send hate mail


Oh dear........:rolleyes:

[BigSister]

Hooly knows what im talking about

[Hooly One]

:thumbs: Yep, the local football team lost:bawling:

[Di2001]

Oh I see! I wonder if West Ham won today?

[Hooly One]

Aww.. Di, don't say that..:joker:

[BigSister]

Di they drew I think?

[Di2001]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Aww.. Di, don't say that..:joker:

I was born in West Ham - that's why I support them!

[Di2001]

Originally posted by BigSister
Di they drew I think?

Oh well!!

[Hooly One]

Did they lose to?

[Di2001]

BS thinks they drew.

[Kaz]

Blimey - it's bedlam in here today! Boris will be pleased ..... profits will be well up. :thumbs:

Thanks for helping out earlier, Di - been rushed off my feet. :bouncy:

I like being busy, though ........ it's been far too quiet recently. :dance:

[Hooly One]

Yep Kaz, things are picking up again.. soon there will be more members:thumbs:

[Kore]

Who is Boris anyway? a secret agent? :laugh:

[Kaz]

:laugh: Not quite!

Boris is a member of Tibb, Kore. As you'll see from the very first post in this thread, she set up Boris's Bar for all TiBB members to enjoy. :thumbs:

She hasn't been on the forum recently - wasn't very well a while ago - but she's entrusted the running of the Bar to me in the meantime. :spin:

Hopefully she'll be back soon. :love:

[Amy]

Lots of empty glasses on the bar.... was there a party and no one invited me??? lol

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Wheres sticks and kaz when you need them?

I am no longer getting E-mail notifications, so did not know I had customers.

Can Mark please fix this? :shocked:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Amy
Lots of empty glasses on the bar.... was there a party and no one invited me??? lol

i invited you amy
:conf: didnt you get my msg?

:blush::hugesmile:

[Hooly One]

:laugh: No, we all agreed that we didn't want you at the party.


Lol! Only kidding:love:

[Di2001]

Is the bar open then?

[Hooly One]

Yes, i think so.. but sticks has gone:bawling:

[Di2001]

Can we help ourselves then?!

[Hooly One]

Well i won't tell, if you don't..:spin: Let's help are selfs

[Di2001]

Let's leave some money on the bar just to be on the safe side!

Now where's the wine glasses?

[Hooly One]

"Get's wine glasses and writs a note for sticks" I've just told sticks that i've put a hundred pounds on the bar.:thumbs:

[Hooly One]

Three bottles of red wine ->

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/is1bev2063.jpg

Enjoy:love:

[Di2001]

How generous of you Hooly! Cheers matey!

[Hooly One]

Your welcome, look above:thumbs:

[Di2001]

I know! And you chose the good stuff too.

[Hooly One]

Yep, only the best.. i hope Kaz and sticks don't mind:joker:

[Di2001]

Oh they won't miss 3 bottles will they? God this stuff's good......

[Hooly One]

Yep, this is really nice.. I think we've took there good stuff, it was hiden behind the bar.:joker:

[Di2001]

Oh no :shocked:

Were they saving it for a special occasion?

[Hooly One]

They might have been saving it, but it's to late now.:laugh:

We've drunk two of the bottles

[Di2001]

Have we really? It's soooo good I hadn't noticed!

Better have some nibbles then. Where do they keep the crisps?

[Hooly One]

I've found some..

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/WiseChoice-Crisps-GarlChi.jpg

[Di2001]

Garlic & Chive flavour.....interesting!

[Hooly One]

Do you like?:joker:

[Di2001]

I think I prefer ready salted. These are a bit strong! Don't really go with the red wine.....

[Hooly One]

:joker: Ok, heres your ready salted crisps..

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/Walkers-PC-RSC.jpg

[Di2001]

Thanks Hooly!

But I'm going to have to leave them here and catch up with you another time. Got to take the dog for a walk.

Really enjoyed your company and the wine - WOW! I can feel I've had that.

See you here another time......

[Hooly One]

:bawling: Ok, Cya later Di.:xyxwave:

[Hooly One]

Helps himself to another glass of red wine

[Hooly One]

Finishes red wine "Sees Kaz coming and doe's a runner":spin:

[Kaz]

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a022.gif

Di ............... Hooley ................. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/boese/a038.gif

OK, which of you is going to explain to Mark that the special bottles of wine I'd put aside for his birthday have been drunk? :shocked: :laugh:

I can see I'm going to have to get some extra help behind the Bar ............. anyone interested in a wee part-time job? :spin2:

[Hooly One]

To make up for what i've done Kaz, i will help out at the bar. I've also bought six bottles of expensive red wine for marks birthday, Me & Di are very sorry.:thumbs: It will never happen again, i promise..:laugh:

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/0585a.jpg

[cc100]

does this bar feel the need for doormen?

[Kaz]

Thank you, Hooley .............. I'll put them away in a safe place until Mark's birthday, and we'll say no more about this little 'incident'. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif

OK, I'll take you on as Junior Barman on a trial basis - situation to be reviewed after 4 weeks ...... Comprendez? :laugh:

Don't think we have a Doorman at the moment, cc100 so if you're volunteering then the position's yours! :thumbs:

[Hooly One]

Ok Kaz, I will do my best.

[cc100]

Ill take the post!!

You dont get in unless youre wearing the right gear- no denims!

[Hooly One]

:laugh:

[Di2001]

Oooppps! Sorry Kaz!

I thought maybe it was a bad idea helping ourselves to the wine Hooly.

[Hooly One]

:joker: But you still agreed to it Di, don't worry anyway i've bought some more red wine.

[Di2001]

Seemed like a good idea at the time, didn't it?

:laugh:

[Hooly One]

Yes it did, but we've both said sorry..

Can i get you a drink? and don't worry i work here now.:laugh:

[Di2001]

Congratulations!!

Champagne I think it is then.

[Hooly One]

Here's your Champagne, that will be £12.99 please.. :thumbs:

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/champagne1.jpg

[Di2001]

Oh, I only have £10.00 on me.

Can I put it on the tab?!!

[Hooly One]

Don't worry, i'll lend you £2.99.. You can buy me a drink some time:laugh:

[Di2001]

You're too kind :thumbs:

Did you want to help me with some of this champagne now? It's pretty good stuff.

[Hooly One]

:thumbs: Ok, i'll have a glass.. Thanks Di:laugh:

[Di2001]

Cheers!

Kore, did you want a glass too?

[Hooly One]

I think he will? kore?

[Di2001]

Maybe he doesn't like champagne

[Kore]

i'll have a glass.. thx

sorry i was busy on my laptop then :laugh:

[Di2001]

Hooly, are you going to pour or shall I?

[Hooly One]

Here's your glass of champagne

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/glitterball_full.jpg

[Di2001]

Well, Kore's had the last glass of champers.

Can I have a gin and tonic please Hooly? Did you still have my crisps from earlier?

[Hooly One]

Here's your a gin and tonic ->
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/gin_og_tonic.jpg


And your crisps ->
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/1550.jpg

If you buy two gins and tonics, you get one free.:spin:

[Samz]

A glass of dry white and a packet of KP nuts please

[Hooly One]

Here's your KP nuts
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/Kp_Cracked_Black_Pepper_Peanuts_250g.jpg


And your white wine ->
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/botpagol.jpg




Enjoy!:xyxwave:

[Samz]

Thankyou Hooly

[Hooly One]

Your welcome, so who's next?

[Amy]

Me Dr Pepper please and some cashews :thumbs:

[Hooly One]

Heres your cashews Amy.
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/aa111111.jpg

And your doctor pepper ->
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/as1.jpg

[Amy]

Thanks Hooly :thumbs:

[Sticks]

Can I have some E-mail notifications please !!!!!!

Sorry to have been away from the coffee bar, but had to consult the solictor over this summons we have received over the compulsory purchase order

It looks like Borris bar and Sticks Bucks is to be bulldosed to make way for a new Information Super Highway Bypass :shocked:

The advice from Sticks & Stones is not very inspiring of hope

[cc100]

Maybe we should get Swampy to help us organise a protest??

[Di2001]

Hooly have I missed happy hour?

[Hooly One]

That's at 8 Di, your early..lol

[Di2001]

Better just have a white wine spritzer then!

[Hooly One]

Heres your white wine spritzer, Miss Di..

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/Spritzer.jpg



:love:

[Di2001]

Wow, that looks good! Going to enjoy this....

Thanks Hooly :flower:

[Hooly One]

Your Welcome:wavey:

[Di2001]

Better behave ourselves Hooly, I think Kaz is around!!

[BigSister]

I see her lurking

[Hooly One]

I am, i've been good so far..lol:laugh:

[Di2001]

Does the fun start at happy hour then?

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Di2001
Better behave ourselves Hooly, I think Kaz is around!!

Evening all! :xyxwave:

[Di2001]

Oh there she is :hugesmile:

[Hooly One]

Hi Kaz, how are you?:thumbs:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Di2001
Oh there she is :hugesmile:


Don't just stand there, say something:laugh:

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Sticks
Can I have some E-mail notifications please !!!!!!

Sorry to have been away from the coffee bar, but had to consult the solictor over this summons we have received over the compulsory purchase order

It looks like Borris bar and Sticks Bucks is to be bulldosed to make way for a new Information Super Highway Bypass :shocked:

The advice from Sticks & Stones is not very inspiring of hope


Sad news indeed..:bawling:

[Di2001]

Kaz, Big Sister - Hooly's buying the drinks - do you want anything?!!