Boris's Bar, the NEW 'BB' !

[Hooly One]

Tequila slammers anyone?:hugesmile:

[Di2001]

I'm going to pass on them thanks. They taste awful!

Got any cocktails?

[Kaz]

I'm great, thanks for asking Hooly. Cheers for taking the early shift today - you've done a great job. :thumbs:

Seeing as I'm on duty now Di, I'll just have a small G&T. :laugh:

Sticks, I think someone is playing a nasty practical joke on you ...... no-one's contacted me as Boris's representative to advise about any Bar closure.

So fear not, we're here to stay!!! :hello: :dance: :dazzler:

[Hooly One]

Here's a choice of cocktails, feel free to help yourself.. If you buy two, you get one free, don't forget that:spin2:
http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/cocktails11.jpg

It will help raise money for the "Save the Borris bar and Sticks Bucks Appeal"

[Hooly One]

Hooray! It isn't true..:laugh:

[Di2001]

Oooh some of these look nice.

Where do we start? I think I'll have a multi coloured one!!

[Hooly One]

Ok, just help yourself

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Sticks, I think someone is playing a nasty practical joke on you ...... no-one's contacted me as Boris's representative to advise about any Bar closure.

So fear not, we're here to stay!!! :hello: :dance: :dazzler:

Passes over an envelope addressed to Kaz, which is Identical to the one addressed to Sticks

Sorry, this came in the post at the same time, but you were out at the time, I thought I had put it in your pigeon hole :blush:

[Kore]

wey, that cocktail picture was nice..

can i buy a glass of them all:laugh:

i have £200 quid on me.:dance:

[BigSister]

Can I have a can of coke

[Di2001]

BS, I don't think there's anyone here to serve us!!

[BigSister]

ill wait*spins on stool*

[Di2001]

LOL, maybe someone will come along soon.....

[Kaz]

Evening all ............. :xyxwave:

Sorry, was down in the cellar - should have shouted a bit louder! :thumbs:

Can of Coke for BigSister as requested!

http://www.business-supply.com/product_images/image/EB043870.gif

:thumbs:

[Sticks]

I managed to fix the lack of e-mail notifications

I changed the e-mail address used by the TiBB system from my beeb.net address to another ISP

For some reason Beeb somehow blocks TiBB notifications :conf:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Sticks


For some reason Beeb somehow blocks TiBB notifications :conf:

cos they're not cool enough! :laugh:

[Kore]

kaz can i have the strongest drink you have, i wanna celebrate, cos i passed my nplq lifegaurd, health and safety and life saving exam :hello:

[Hooly One]

Here kore, try a vodka and lime drink...:thumbs:

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/lime.jpg

[BigSister]

Thanks Kaz for the coke

[Kaz]

You're welcome, BigSister. :laugh:

Evening all! :wavey:

Congratulations on passing your exam, Kore. :thumbs:

I'm sure you'll have finished the drink Hooly got for you, so what about a Black Russian to celebrate .... vodka, Tia Maria & coke ....

http://www.ifbagroimfl.com/images/black_russian.jpg

..... on the house! :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

So did you manage to examine the compulsory purchase letter that one thought one had put in your pigeon hole? :blush:

It came from the Information Super Highways Authority :shocked:

BTW the supplier of spirits rang, someone had cancelled our order for Smirnoff - was that correct?

[cc100]

Ive come to the conclusion that youre a not too rowdy bunch- therfore due to lack of action, im resigning as doorman and will only be seen in here as a punter.

[Di2001]

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/nahrung/h015.gif

[Kore]

Originally posted by Hooly One
Here kore, try a vodka and lime drink...:thumbs:

http://www.pixpond.com/pix2/lime.jpg

thx hooly!

:hugesmile::thumbs:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Kaz
Congratulations on passing your exam, Kore. :thumbs:

I'm sure you'll have finished the drink Hooly got for you, so what about a Black Russian to celebrate .... vodka, Tia Maria & coke ....

http://www.ifbagroimfl.com/images/black_russian.jpg

..... on the house! :xyxwave:

OMG thanks Kaz, your the best :dance::hugesmile:

i had a black russian last holiday!!! :laugh:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Sticks
BTW the supplier of spirits rang, someone had cancelled our order for Smirnoff - was that correct?

yeah after cc100 resigned as doorman he cancelled it in rage:laugh:

[cc100]

lol Kore.

[cc100]

As Ive finally reached 1000 posts, Ill buy y'all a drink.

Champers anyone?

[Amy]

I'll have some champers, mind you anything alcoholic will do me ;]

[Kore]

can i have the same that amy's having please! =D

[Kaz]

Afternoon, all! :wavey:

Hope you're all enjoying the Bank Holiday. :thumbs:

I have some great news ...... have been away checking out the 'Compulsory Purchase Order' that Sticks passed on. Turns out the major company involved have withdrawn their interest in the premises and are looking elsewhere to site their business venture. AND the landlord has just extended our lease on Boris's Bar for at least another 5 years! :hello: :elephant: :colour:

Time to celebrate ............................

http://www.enchantagrave.com/CHAMPAGNE.jpg

P.S. Smirnoff order has also been sorted out ...... deliveries expected tomorrow ...... but in the meantime I've an emergency stock of Vladivar handy for all you vodka drinkers! :laugh:

[Sticks]

So it is Mocha Latte's to celibrate :hello:


We are also doing a nice line of Irish Coffee, with or without Coffee :laugh:

[cc100]

Ill have one without coffee:laugh:

[BigSister]

Can I have a J20 to celebrate

[Kore]

what you celebrating BS? :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

the bar still being open and only 24 days to go to BB6

[Kore]

then i guess i'm Celebrating too!

can i have a coconut tasting cocktail?

is there such a thing... lol :spin2:

[Amy]

I'll have a Dr Pepper, yes another Dr Pepper lol!

[Kore]

i wonder why they call it 'Dr Pepper'? :laugh:

[Amy]

I'm sad so I looked to see why it was called Dr Pepper and it does not actually say why! It just says....

"The Most Misunderstood Soft Drink." Waco is the home of the Dr Pepper (formerly called a "Waco"). Inside the museum are exhibits on the "Old Corner Drug Store" where Dr Pepper was invented by Dr. Charles Alderton in 1885.

[Kore]

cheers Amy :thumbs:

and your NOT sad, i was just about to do the same:laugh:

[Amy]

Ok, think it's time to start the wine now :dance:

[Kaz]

Evening, everyone. :wavey:

BigSister .... your J20 ..... pick your own flavour!

http://www.tuco.org/img/jun04_j20_range.jpg

For Kore - a coconut tasting cocktail - containing Malibu, of course!

http://www.cocktailguiden.com/cocktailbilder/casablanca.jpg

And for Amy ..... a Dr. Pepper, followed by some wine ...... steady on with that now! :spin2:

http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_drpepper.jpg ........http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Cheers! :thumbs:

[BigSister]

ooooh thank you Kaz(Picks a mango and passion fruit and sticks rest in fridge)

[Sticks]

Why do you want me to rest in the fridge, I am too big ? :conf:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Kaz

For Kore - a coconut tasting cocktail - containing Malibu, of course!

http://www.cocktailguiden.com/cocktailbilder/casablanca.jpg

Cheers! :thumbs:

wow cheers kaz! i enjoyed that :thumbs::wavey:

[Amy]

I drank the Dr Pepper and the wine together! I would not recommend doing that it did not taste great :laugh:

[Di2001]

Originally posted by Amy
I drank the Dr Pepper and the wine together! I would not recommend doing that it did not taste great :laugh:

LOL!!!! :hugesmile:

[cc100]

cc100 lets sticks out of the fridge

[BigSister]

*gets another J20 out*

[Sticks]

Have finally got one of these installed

http://www.eccleshillroadrunners.com/Big%20screen.jpg

So you can watch the election results come in :hello:

[Kore]

anyone wanna play me in pool?

also can i have a pint of bow please :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

Boris's is closed today

Due to a small fire at the designated polling station in this cyber constituency we have been commendeered as a make shift polling station.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40088000/jpg/_40088732_pollingstation6649.jpg

As a result all sales of alcoholic drinks have been prohibited. The coffee bar has also been suspended pending a ruling from the acting returning officer - but don't hold your breath

[Kore]

aww, really felt like a game of pool :(

lets hope it will be open tomoro :laugh:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Sticks
Boris's is closed today

Due to a small fire at the designated polling station in this cyber constituency we have been commendeered as a make shift polling station.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40088000/jpg/_40088732_pollingstation6649.jpg

As a result all sales of alcoholic drinks have been prohibited. The coffee bar has also been suspended pending a ruling from the acting returning officer - but don't hold your breath

OMG noooooooooooooo! I need a glass of wine.

[Sticks]

Sorry guys, I thought I was doing everyone a service by opening up the coffee bar early for the going to work trade. When the original venue for the polling station became unavailable, as we were open, we got commandeered.

One asked about compensation for loss of trade, but the expression "in your dreams" was used, but less polite. :shocked:

[Amy]

:shocked: Gutted :shocked:

[Kaz]

Well, thank god that's the General Election over for another however many years! :rolleyes:

Boris's Bar is well and truly back in business now, folks. :thumbs:

........... and to celebrate, the next round's on me! :colour:

http://www.travelsmart.net/ph/hotels/Hotel_Fleuris/cocktails-l.jpg

[BigSister]

yay *gets a J20 from the fridge*

[Kore]

LOL bs!

you and your J20's :laugh:

[Amy]

Thank god the bars back was getting withdrawl symptoms!

So anyway, have to tell you all this as it's funny and it could only happen to my Dad! We went to vote on Thursday at our local community centre! They usually have the polling station in the main hall but that night they had it in a side room. Anyway, my Dad goes marching in towards the main hall and my Mum says " where are you going?" he says "To vote" she says " what in slimming world" I could not stop laughing he'd walked straight in to slimming world to make his vote :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[BigSister]

lol Amy

[Sticks]

The joy of postal voting is stuff like that does not happen to me

Any hue, the assessors have decided that normal premises normally used as a polling station will take about 5 months to repair, once the insurance details have been decided.

All of which means that Borris Bar wil be closed next Thursday due to the local cyber space council bye-election, following the resignation of the former office holder.

Puts official notice in Kaz's pigeon hole

[Kore]

Originally posted by Amy
Thank god the bars back was getting withdrawl symptoms!

So anyway, have to tell you all this as it's funny and it could only happen to my Dad! We went to vote on Thursday at our local community centre! They usually have the polling station in the main hall but that night they had it in a side room. Anyway, my Dad goes marching in towards the main hall and my Mum says " where are you going?" he says "To vote" she says " what in slimming world" I could not stop laughing he'd walked straight in to slimming world to make his vote :laugh::laugh::laugh:

LOL :joker:

can i have a nice refreshing glass of orange squash please :spin2:

damn Boris is STILL CLOSED????

*makes my own drink stand outside in the meantime*

[BigSister]

*goes to Kores drink stand*

[Kore]

you want anything BS? :thumbs::laugh:

[cc100]

ill have an orange juice Kore, please.

[Kore]

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/sourorangejuice.jpg

there ya go :wavey:

[BigSister]

im ok for the moment kore

[Kore]

Okay, BS :laugh:

does anyone mind helping me behind the Kore-Stall untill Boris' Bar re-opens?:blush:

[cc100]

yeah, ive a few spare hours mate

[Kore]

cheers cc100 :thumbs:

*gives cc100 £500 cash-in-hand*:laugh:

[kaphc]

Stuff whether the bar is open or not - I'm celebrating Wednesday being in the play-offs, so I'm on the champers! If we're outside then there's just more room to pop the cork and spray it everywhere!!

:spin:

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Sticks
All of which means that Borris Bar wil be closed next Thursday due to the local cyber space council bye-election, following the resignation of the former office holder.

Puts official notice in Kaz's pigeon hole

Cheers, Sticks. Bl**dy politicians! :rolleyes:

Thankfully, I've managed to have a word with Reg from the Council and explained how disappointed our customers were that Boris's would have to close again, especially as trade was so brisk just now. He's very kindly agreed that it wouldn't be fair to do it again so soon, so he'll be commandeering the Dog & Duck round the corner to use for the bye-election. And they'll rotate round all the other local hostelries after that. What a nice man. :thumbs:

:hello: SO IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL! :hello:

Come in, take a seat, and place your orders!!! :wavey:

[Amy]

Wineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Kaz]

:xyxwave:

http://www.punchstock.com/image/italiastock/3333301/large/is1bev2063.jpg

Personally delivered to your table, my dear. :thumbs:

Don't want a repeat performance of a couple of weeks ago, though .. :nono: ..... moderation is the key! :laugh:

[Amy]

:hello: Thanks Kaz, will take my time with these bottles :dance:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Amy
Wineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Listen to attached :hugesmile:

[Kore]

*puts down the Kore-Stall*, :blush:

can i have a red bull please?

[Kaz]

Awww, Kore ...... thanks for helping out while Boris's Bar was having problems ...... much appreciated! :thumbs:

Anyway, here's your Red Bull - we've got bottles and cans, so have one of each!

http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/046/4625.jpg

[Kore]

thx kaz! :spin2::hello:

[cc100]

Originally posted by Kore
cheers cc100 :thumbs:

*gives cc100 £500 cash-in-hand*:laugh:

ker-ching!!

ta mate

[Kore]

*feels hyper after those red bulls* :laugh:

[cc100]

does boris's supply lucozade?

[Kaz]

Of course! :thumbs:

http://www.gsk.co.nz/user_images/CON_Lucozade_bottles200.jpg

Pick your flavour!! :laugh:

[Sticks]

OK who was the joker that has ordered 50 crates of salad Cream ? :conf:

[Di2001]

Not me Sticks!!

Hope it's got a good use by date on it!!!!

[Kore]

Originally posted by Sticks
OK who was the joker that has ordered 50 crates of salad Cream ? :conf:

HAHA:joker:

that cracked me up, your one of a kind sticks.:laugh:

[Di2001]

I'm feeling a bit peckish - do we have any cashew nuts behind the bar?

[Sticks]

Sorry

I was expecting the delivery of the nibbles and the coffee, when 50 crates of salad cream showed up :conf:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Sticks
Sorry

I was expecting the delivery of the nibbles and the coffee, when 50 crates of salad cream showed up :conf:

Ooooooo those 50 crates of salad cream are for me :rolleyes: just incase they decide to stop making it! You never know. :laugh:

[Sticks]

Well can you arrange to ship the somewhere else as they are taking up valuable space in the store room :nono:

[Amy]

Sorry sticks! I shall get them moved ASAP! I'm just soooo addicted to Salad Cream!

[Amy]

I announce tonight that from now until next friday I will only order Dr Pepper! No alcohol shall pass my lips!!!!!! My god I can feel a cold sweat coming on! Dr Pepper please http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a070.gif

[Kore]

there we go Amy, have one of mine :spin2:

[Amy]

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dr Pepper! Thanks Kore... pssssssssst Have you laced it with Vodka???

[Kore]

not telling you :spin::laugh:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kore
not telling you :spin::laugh:

:shocked: awww :laugh:

[Sticks]

What a waste of good






Dr Peper :nono:

[cc100]

Perhaps we can sell the salad cream on to the restaurant down the cyber highway?

[Kore]

im sure theres a resteraunt named Nadia's Childish meals and rants somewhere....:thumbs:

[cc100]

maybe we can sell it to Gos?

[Amy]

I was reading The Kiss of Death thread earlier! Those were the days! Saving Boris from being the last post! awwwwww that was hilarious.

[Kore]

can i have a bitter lemon please :spin2::wavey:

[Sticks]

Sorry ran out

I can not get any more in until certain person removes all those crates of Salad Cream that are taking up space in the store room

[Amy]

Originally posted by Sticks
Sorry ran out

I can not get any more in until certain person removes all those crates of Salad Cream that are taking up space in the store room

OMG, I'm soooo sorry forgot Sticks! Will phone for a van right away and get those moved! :shocked::shocked::shocked:

[BusyBee]

I do hope those crates of salad cream are low fat or you can just send them back where they came from. Hope you have put in an order for the brown sauce to go with the bacon sandwiches we can much whilst watching the new BB. So that's fattening as well, but a little of what you fancy does you good. :blush:

[Amy]

Originally posted by BusyBee
I do hope those crates of salad cream are low fat or you can just send them back where they came from. Hope you have put in an order for the brown sauce to go with the bacon sandwiches we can much whilst watching the new BB. So that's fattening as well, but a little of what you fancy does you good. :blush:

I bought loads of Salad cream just incase they decided to stop making it!! lol!

As for brown sauce I like tomato myself! I think we should have bacon daily when BB is on what about a Egg, Bacon and Sausage Roll http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/nahrung/a015.gif

[Di2001]

Is the bar open? Can I have a drink please?

[BigSister]

ooh bacon sandwiches can I have a J20 please

[Di2001]

Don't know if there's anyone serving here, BS.

[BigSister]

well i guess ill have to wait*spins on stool*

[Di2001]

Kaz told Hooly and me off when we helped ourselves to drinks the last time, so I won't be trying that again!!

Could just do with a glass of wine......

[Sticks]

Sorry

Closed for stock taking today

Plus Kaz had a sudden call from the accountants

Normal service should be resumed tomorrow (we hope)

Sorry but the orders for spirits was rejected over some problem with the company credit card :shocked:.

There was supposed to have been a cider delivery today, but they never showed up and Kaz has the number.

Have had to nip out to the cash and carry with the takings from the coffee shop just to get new coffee supplies. For some reason we can not get deliveries here either.

Very soon all that will be running will be the Kore stall :shocked:

[Di2001]

Could I just have a glass of water? Maybe a slice of lemon it it?

[BigSister]

*signals kore for a J20*

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Di2001
Could I just have a glass of water? Maybe a slice of lemon it it?

will a slice of lime do

we have run out, and limes were all they had at the CO-OP

J2O is out of stock, again the order never showed up today

Kaz is yet to get back from the accountants :conf:

[Di2001]

Thanks Sticks, water with lime will be great :laugh:

This is thirsty work all this typing......

[Amy]

Glass of wine???

[Di2001]

Sticks, says the bar's closed for stock taking! I wanted wine but all he could get me was water with a slice of lime :shocked:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Di2001
Sticks, says the bar's closed for stock taking! I wanted wine but all he could get me was water with a slice of lime :shocked:

OMG! Closed!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a038.gif I can't handle it, I'm going crazy http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/n065.gif

[Di2001]

Yeah, I was in the mood for a bit of
http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/nahrung/a055.gif

[Sticks]

Sorry but during polling day we were not allowed even to do that. The stock take instruction came from the accountants, just after Kaz jeft to see them. As you must expect we were therefore under staffed.

Just waiting for the all clear from the accountants before we can start trading again, which seems bizzar.

[Kaz]

SO sorry about last night, folks. :blush: Damn Accountants! :rolleyes:

I'm so busy dealing with all the administrative stuff in Boris's absence that it's just impossible for me to be behind the bar full-time now. :bawling:

As Hooley's decided not to continue with his trial period as Barman, I'm looking for a reliable, trustworty person to serve behind the bar when I'm not around. Any takers for the position of Bartender? :spin2:

The pay's not great, I'm afraid, but the clientelle are lovely! :dazzler:

In the meantime, Boris's is open for business as usual! :xyxwave:

[Sticks]

In the meantime our suppliers have been stopping supplies, requesting we regulise our accounts and then pay in advance :conf:

Sorry but we may not be able to open tonight as the electric company just shut off our supply. The guy was not to clear why, it was either the account was closed or the bill is unpaid or we are to be put on to a key system.

The Boiris Bar credit card for the cash and carry has been stopped

All credit to Boris Bar has been stopped.

I thought we were all on top of things, I know from our accounts in the coffee shop we have been paying in our fair whack, but it all seems to have gone into a massive financial black hole.:bawling:

[Kaz]

Don't panic, it's all under control! Why do you think I was away so long at the Accountants yesterday!:thumbs:

Seems they made a stupid computer error when dealing with the Bank and and diverted all Borris's Bar takings to the wrong account. They've apologised profusely and had the Bank correct this straight away, so we now have an extremely healthy bank balance. They also contacted all the suppliers and cash & carry outlets to explain, and had our credit reinstated immediately. So it's business as usual. :laugh:

As for the electricity supply, I've shifted that to a different, cheaper company. They arrived 10 minutes ago to reconnect us, so we're ready and raring to go! :hello:

Just you concentrate on the Coffee Bar, Sticks ..... I've got everything else well in hand. :dance:

[BigSister]

Kaz hooly might have a perfectly good reason why he cant be barman why dont you just put his account on hold until he gets back

[Amy]

Glass of Wine please! Just one :rolleyes:

[Kaz]

There you go, Amy. :thumbs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Just the one ....... but it's a big 'un! :laugh:

[Amy]

Thanks Kaz :thumbs: Can I have a straw??

[Kaz]

Certainly!

http://www.lumoss.com/Products/Kiddies1/Kiddies3/714.jpg

Take your pick! :xyxwave:

[Amy]

My god you're a good bar manager! You have everything to had... hmmm what straw http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/c010.gif I know I'll go with the Melon one! Btw, I need another glass of wine :shocked:

[Kaz]

Your wish is my command, Mrs O'Leary. :thumbs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Steady on, now ....... you get drunk quicker if you drink it through a straw .... honest! :laugh:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
Steady on, now ....... you get drunk quicker if you drink it through a straw .... honest! :laugh:

I know http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/a040.gif :laugh:

[Di2001]

I'm feeling all sort of summery today - any change of a Pimms and lemonade?

[Amy]

Originally posted by Di2001
I'm feeling all sort of summery today - any change of a Pimms and lemonade?

Nice, I think I'll join you!

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Just you concentrate on the Coffee Bar, Sticks ..... I've got everything else well in hand. :dance:

Thanks Kaz

I'm just happy to get back to the coffee shop.

Have just taken an order of some oreos :colour:

Tried some excelent Dutch coffee, and we now have on order a mini freezer for storing ice cream.

Some visiting Americans sugested instead of milk or cream in coffee, a scoop of just plain vanila ice cream. Cornish Ice cream works better and it does work. Try it for your self.

If banks make errors like this one, I would suggest we look to see if we can get a better deal, but that is just me.

[Di2001]

I've got a bit of catching up to do, you've already had two large wines!!!

[Kaz]

Posted by Sticks[/i]
Tried some excelent Dutch coffee, and we now have on order a mini freezer for storing ice cream.

Some visiting Americans sugested instead of milk or cream in coffee, a scoop of just plain vanila ice cream. Cornish Ice cream works better and it does work. Try it for your self.

Excellent news, Sticks ...... sounds absolutely delicious! :thumbs:

Amy and Di .......... some lovely Pimms & lemonade for you!

http://www.creativeparties.co.uk/library/Pimms%20No%201.jpg ...............http://www.creativeparties.co.uk/library/Pimms%20No%201.jpg

Enjoy! :laugh:

[Di2001]

Thanks Kaz!! Cheers!!

[Kore]

is anyone here? :laugh:

[Sticks]

Coffee shop as per usual

[Di2001]

Sticks, is there any Earl Grey tea I could have?

[Kaz]

Sorry, Di ..... Sticks is having problems with the espresso machine at the moment - there's steam everywhere!! :spin2:

Here's your tea!

http://www.dratkinsdietplan.info/gfx/phase1atkinsdietindu/cup-of-tea.jpg

:thumbs:

[Di2001]

LOL, Kaz - thanks very much! :thumbs:

[Kore]

do you serve meals here? lol

[Kaz]

Of course!

Here's the 'Earl Grey', i.e. Tea Menu!!! :thumbs: :laugh:

http://www.qualitypubs.ndo.co.uk/earlgrey/graphics/menu.gif

[cc100]

ill have pie and chips please

[Kaz]

http://www.somersetorganics.co.uk/Images/tempPie.gif ......http://www.moviehousediner.com/images/sideofries.gif

Enjoy! :thumbs:

[Kore]

ooo thx kaz your a star..

can i have curry rice and chips please?:spin2::spin2:

[Kaz]

http://www.garden-gifts.com/images/currypc.jpg ......http://www.lambweston.com/media/uploaded/natural_mainpic.jpg

There you go, Kore ....... not too hot for you, I hope! :laugh:

[Kore]

AHHHHHHHHHHH too hot *runs* :laugh:

thx kaz!

[BigSister]

can I have a basket of chips please Kaz

[Amy]

I think I'll have a glass of Red wine tonight! Kaz, I'd like to buy you a drink too for all your hard work in the bar, what would you like to drink???

[Kore]

Originally posted by Amy
I think I'll have a glass of Red wine tonight! Kaz, I'd like to buy you a drink too for all your hard work in the bar, what would you like to drink???

no need amy.. ill pay for it all :thumbs:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kore
Originally posted by Amy
I think I'll have a glass of Red wine tonight! Kaz, I'd like to buy you a drink too for all your hard work in the bar, what would you like to drink???

no need amy.. ill pay for it all :thumbs:

:shocked: What a gentleman you are Kore! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/a090.gif awwww, thanks!

[Kore]

heehee :blush:

[Sticks]

That's one espresso machine out of commission for a while :rolleyes:

The valve regulating the steamer has sheared off completely.

It seems odd that it should break like this, looking at the bit that came off, there looks like marks suspiciously like tool marks. Perhaps I ought to mention that the other week a rival coffee chain asked if they could pay me to shut down and go away. When I said over my dead body, there was some mutterings about being careful what I wished for. I thought it was related to the recent problems concerning Boris Bar and the banking problems.

I will just have to bring the new one on stream a little earlier, and perhaps we could have some CCTV survelance over here.

Looks like we may have coffee wars instead of Bar Wars

[cc100]

Yeah, with those hooded yobbo's everywhere, we need some CCTV.

[Amy]

Glass of wine please busy evening trying to chase pigeons out of the store so I could set the store alarm.

[Di2001]

Don't think there's anyone around to get us a drink Amy.

I was hoping for a night cap!

[Amy]

Shhh Di but I served myself :shocked: wnat a drink? I'll grab you a glass!

[Di2001]

Oh go on then!!

I'll have a Tia Maria with ice :laugh:

[Amy]

Ok........


*Gives you Tia maria with some lovely ice*

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Di2001]

Yum! Just the ticket! Thanks Amy - cheers!

[Amy]

Cheers!

[Sticks]

Some one ask for a night cap?


http://www.johnhelmer.com/products/full/23.jpg (http://www.johnhelmer.com/prod.itml/icOid/23)

:laugh::joker:

[Di2001]

Oh Sticks!! LOL!!!!!

[Di2001]

*Finishes Tia Maria*

Night all - time for my bed!

[Amy]

Night Di :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

Night Di

[Amy]

Morning :wavey: Bacon roll please and a Dr Pepper. :thumbs:

[Sticks]

http://www.didgethings.co.uk/Didgephotos/didgeandi/NDC04/70.jpg


http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_drpepper.jpg

£2.10 please

[Amy]

Thata not a bad price considering that it would probably cost more in the shops.!

[Kore]

trust you too have Dr Pepper Amz...LOL:laugh::laugh:

what happened to the fridge full of them i got you.. not drank them all already :O:O

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kore
trust you too have Dr Pepper Amz...LOL:laugh::laugh:

what happened to the fridge full of them i got you.. not drank them all already :O:O

I drank those ages ago! :rolleyes: :laugh:

[BigSister]

Hiya amy can I have a basket of chips please?

[Amy]

Erm.... you can but don't think I'm supposed to be serving......

Here you go.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/images/recipes/chips_300x193.jpg

[BigSister]

Thanks amy:hello:

[cc100]

Are we allowed to bring in our own drinks?

What about putting on some entertainment? an open mic night?
(cue sticks doing a deadpan comedy routine)

[Sticks]

Sorry, but our application for an entertainments licence was turned down last week.

[Kore]

kareoke! :dazzler:

[BigSister]

Di when you get to 2000 ill have to buy you a drink

[Amy]

I'd like a glass of wine!

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kore
kareoke! :dazzler:

Sorry

Without the entertainments licence, no can do :bawling:

[cc100]

How about a lock-in guys?

[Amy]

Originally posted by cc100
How about a lock-in guys?

Sounds good to me!!!!!!!!!!

[Blink_Me]

Woo!!

Let the fun begin.

[Kaz]

Evening all. :wavey:

First round on the house tonight ......

http://www.travelsmart.net/ph/hotels/Hotel_Fleuris/cocktails-l.jpg

:thumbs:

[Amy]

Ok, that round was just mine where's everyone else's LMAO!

[Blink_Me]

Your round will do fine.:laugh:

[Kaz]

You're going to have a VERY sore head tomorrow morning if you're not careful, Mrs O'Leary! :rolleyes: :laugh:

http://www.phoenix-show.de/pics/body/cocktail/cocktails.jpg

Try and leave some of these for the other customers! :spin:

[Blink_Me]

Originally posted by Kaz
You're going to have a VERY sore head tomorrow morning if you're not careful, Mrs O'Leary! :rolleyes: :laugh:

http://www.phoenix-show.de/pics/body/cocktail/cocktails.jpg

Try and leave some of these for the other customers! :spin:

Nice.:laugh:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Blink_Me
Originally posted by Kaz
You're going to have a VERY sore head tomorrow morning if you're not careful, Mrs O'Leary! :rolleyes: :laugh:

http://www.phoenix-show.de/pics/body/cocktail/cocktails.jpg

Try and leave some of these for the other customers! :spin:

Nice.:laugh:

Indeed.

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
You're going to have a VERY sore head tomorrow morning if you're not careful, Mrs O'Leary! :rolleyes: :laugh:


You know me Kaz! Always the first to the bar *hick*

[Blink_Me]

:laugh:

[Sticks]

Just to let you know the new espresso machine is on stream, and it looks like you are all going to need it :laugh:

[Kaz]

Top of the range model too ......... isn't it a beaut? :laugh:

http://www.oldenhof-kookkado.nl/fotos/GaggiaTitanium.jpg

Over to you, Sticks - do your stuff! :thumbs:

[Amy]

Glass of wine please :rolleyes:

[Kaz]

After all those cocktails? :shocked:

OK ...... the customer is always right! :laugh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Then promise me you'll have a strong black coffee! :spin2:

[Amy]

Whats a strong black coffee? Does it have port in it?

[Kaz]

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g035.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g035.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g035.gif

No!!!!! :nono:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/250px-Cupofcoffee.jpg

Coffee, the whole coffee, and nothing but the coffee! :laugh:

[Amy]

Can I not just have a Dr Pepper I hate Tea and Coffee! :shocked:

[Sticks]

We do do a nice line in hot chocolate :dance:

Anyone for Skinny Latte?

[cc100]

my sister will have a skinny latte sticks.

by the way, what is '38 to go' meaning?

[Sticks]

Check my post quota and do the math

(have now altered the caption)

[Amy]

Evening Dr Pepper please :shocked: I mean........ glass of wine! PHEW nearly had a non alcoholic drink!

[Kaz]

Evening, Mrs O'Leary ......... :wavey:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Perfectly chilled, as always! :laugh:

[Amy]

Thanks Kaz

Hope you are well this evening :thumbs:

:xyxwave:

have a drink ... I'll buy you one!

[Kaz]

Thanks, Amy ......... I'm absolutely fine - hope you are too! :xyxwave:

I'll have a G&T if you don't mind! :thumbs:

http://www.molli.org.uk/bark/images/gin_and_tonic.jpg

Ahhhhhhhhh, Cheers! :laugh:

[Amy]

I'll be even better when I can have another drink Kaz!

[Kaz]

No probs ...... enjoy! :laugh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Glad to see you're pacing yourself tonight! :laugh:

[Amy]

Indeed ... the non pacing starts on frodays hehe

[Kaz]

Well, it's Friday night ....... the weekend starts here! :hello: :elephant: :dance:

Where are you all? :laugh:

[Amy]

I'm here :wavey:

[Kaz]

:shocked:

What a surprise! :laugh:

:thumbs:

What's your tipple tonight, Mrs O'Leary? :hugesmile:

[BigSister]

c*gets a J2O out of the fridge*

[Kaz]

Think you've taken the last one, BigSister ........ time to re-stock!

http://www.tuco.org/img/jun04_j20_range.jpghttp://www.tuco.org/img/jun04_j20_range.jpg

:thumbs:

[BigSister]

aww thanks Kaz:dance:

[Amy]

Originally posted by Kaz
:shocked:

What a surprise! :laugh:

:thumbs:

What's your tipple tonight, Mrs O'Leary? :hugesmile:


Perhaps a nice Ice cold glass of Milk :shocked:

[BigSister]

mmmm milk:flower:

[Di2001]

Kaz's G&T from last night looks nice and refreshing - can I have one of those please?

[Kaz]

Good idea, Amy ..... puts a lining on your stomach. :thumbs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5d/200px-Milk_l_de.jpg

Di ........ a lovely G&T for you. :laugh:

http://www.molli.org.uk/bark/images/gin_and_tonic.jpg

[BigSister]

Can I have a glass of milk too Kaz?

[Di2001]

Cheers Kaz! Your good health!

[Kaz]

Cheers, Di. :thumbs:

BigSister .......... for you.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5d/200px-Milk_l_de.jpg

:spin2:

[BigSister]

thanks Kaz

[Amy]

Can I have a glass of wine now I've had a night on the milk? A Eurovision wine!

[cc100]

Originally posted by Sticks
Check my post quota and do the math

(have now altered the caption)

sorry, it was rather obvious mate!!

dummy cc

[Kaz]

Evening all. :wavey:

Still not got any offers to help out behind the bar, and I have to go down to the cellar to stocktake. So hopefully this little lot will keep you going tonight! :thumbs:

http://www.phoenix-show.de/pics/body/cocktail/cocktails.jpghttp://www.phoenix-show.de/pics/body/cocktail/cocktails.jpg

I'm sure I can trust you to leave the right money. :spin2:

[Amy]

Kaz, you can trust me not to drink too much! and to leave the right money :laugh: I'm like Barney off of The Simpsons!
http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/barney_small.jpg

[Kore]

LOL amy.

thx kaz! ive left 60 quid on the bar for ya :spin2:

[BigSister]

:laugh:Amy*leaves empty J20 bottles behind and leaves money*

[Kore]

had a good night Mrs J20? :laugh:

[cc100]

my mom would like a bitter lemon please

[Kaz]

Evening, c100 ..... coming right up! :thumbs:

http://www.cocktailguiden.com/cocktailbilder/abslolutemandgrappe.jpg

[BigSister]

:laugh: Kore dont be cheeky

[Sticks]

<< SUDDEN BANG >>

Oh dear the lights have fused again

Who tried to plug in the juke box there was a very good reason it was signed as out of Order :nono:

[cc100]

Sorry Sticks, I felt like cutting some rug!!

[Amy]

Kaz, Can i have a glass of wine?

[Sticks]

Lights are back on now, and I have removed the plug from the juke box.

I have managed to acertain that this model was subject to a recall five years ago, so how did we get it?

It was not me or Kaz.

I suspect it was here when Borris set the joint up originally

BTW does anyone ever here from Borris any more

Has she gone the way that LEE went?

[Kaz]

Here you are, Amy. :laugh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/180px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

Old juke box was on its last legs anyway, so I thought I'd treat us to a new one. Great, isn't it!. :thumbs:

http://www.wurlitzerjukeboxes.net/images/sample.jpg

Bohemian Rhapsody, anyone? :dazzler:

Sticks - I believe Boris is away on a round the world cruise at the moment ..... enjoying some much deserved pampering. And secure in the knowledge that Boris's Bar is safe in our capable hands. :laugh:

[Sticks]

Does it by any chance have a silent disc that the really old juke boxes had for those who wanted a quiet drink ?

[Kore]

is it true that boris is ona cruise.. and how about LEE?

[Amy]

Thanks Kaz! :thumbs:

I like this bar it's always busy!

[BusyBee]

Anyone for a nightcap please?

[Amy]

What about an afternoon/evening cap :thumbs: Lets open a bottle of wine BusyBee and get tipsy! :dance:

[Kaz]

For you, Amy & BusyBee. :thumbs:

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/13/13.jpg

[Amy]

oooooooooo a nice glass of red wine! Yum!

*pours BusyBee a drink*

guess the rest of the bottles mine then :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaz]

I might be persuaded to have a small glass, Amy. :laugh:

Just if you can spare it, that is!! :spin: