[Beastie]

The Joke thread!

If you have a funny joke then post in here please

[Jessica.]

What have Titanic And The Sixth Sense got in common?





























Icy Dead People!

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by jéssícá.

what have titanic and the sixth sense got in common?





























Icy dead people!

lol!

[Beastie]

What do you call a bird that was killed by a combine harvester????

SHREDDED TWEET!

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by thebeast

I sometimes get constapated

Aha ha ha ha

[Stacey.]

do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by courtney123

do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??

I do

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by courtney123

do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??

I do please.

I like the terrible or twisted or offensive jokes.

[Jack_]

Most of my jokes are sick/offensive jokes, so sorry if they offend anyone in advance, but they're intended as a joke.

Disabled toilets.

Ironically the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was raping a woman last night when she screamed "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

Just got back from having a water fight with the local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.

My wife came home one day and walked in on me sitting naked on the couch with a hairdryer blowing on my cock.

She said "What the hell are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm warming up your dinner".

That's it for now.

[Jackie]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Most of my jokes are sick/offensive jokes, so sorry if they offend anyone in advance, but they're intended as a joke.









That's it for now.

[Braden]

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

p.s- sorry to all blondes on the forum, blondes are cool ;D !

[Stacey.]

ok... the joke about jade goodyy is:
Q. what was jade taken away in when she died?
A. a goody bagg!!
lol... sorry if i offended anyone. xxx

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by courtney123

ok... the joke about jade goodyy is:
Q. what was jade taken away in when she died?
A. a goody bagg!!
lol... sorry if i offended anyone. xxx

Thats nothen,

There was loads of those jokes when she died but I can only remember one that my friend told us all in Class,

This was before she died...

"What does Jade Goody in a wedding dress look like?"




"A Badminton shuttle!"

[alc09]

What do me, you and Stephen Gateley have in common? None of us woke up in Mallorca at the weekend.

I've been a bit unlucky of late, I swapped my ticket to a Michael Jackson concert for a Boyzone Reunion gig.

[laurenheh]

Originally Posted by alc09

What do me, you and Stephen Gateley have in common? None of us woke up in Mallorca at the weekend.

I've been a bit unlucky of late, I swapped my ticket to a Michael Jackson concert for a Boyzone Reunion gig.

omg thats so sick how dare you !

[Beastie]

LOL and lol and lol.

I have heard that Jade goody one before.

Watch out.. Jade Goody will make a guest experience on another reality tv show.. "most haunted" LOL

[Tom]

If you thought that Jade joke was offensive ... whats the similarities between Jade Goody and an easter egg? Both are egg shaped and will be in a box by easter. (this was before April )

[laurenheh]

icy dead people not even a bit funny

[laurenheh]

and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by laurenheh

and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!

Says the racist!

[laurenheh]

Originally Posted by Jéssícá.

Says the racist!

i am not a racist and jade was not big brother made her out to be a racist !poor girl

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by laurenheh

i am not a racist and jade was not big brother made her out to be a racist !poor girl

I didn't call jade racist I called you racist.
You called everyone in ireland gay! Saddo.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by laurenheh

and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!

Oh **** off and get a sense of humour like the rest of us!

No wonder you have no friends,

1000s of people made Jokes about Michael Jackson when he died, so who gives a **** about Jade I hate her anyway as do many other people for ruining my favourite show!


Good day to you!

[laurenheh]

i did not call anyone in ireland gay ?
even if i did that is not racist being gay

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by laurenheh

i did not call anyone in ireland gay ?
even if i did that is not racist being gay

What age are you? 12 probably, you don't seem to understand anything that people say to you.