[Jack_]

Most of my jokes are sick/offensive jokes, so sorry if they offend anyone in advance, but they're intended as a joke.

Disabled toilets.

Ironically the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was raping a woman last night when she screamed "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

Just got back from having a water fight with the local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.

My wife came home one day and walked in on me sitting naked on the couch with a hairdryer blowing on my cock.

She said "What the hell are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm warming up your dinner".

That's it for now.