[Tom4784]

/ah

[GypsyGoth]

[Shaun]

"The Power of Christ Compels You (To Wurk It)", Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff - Dezzy!

[Maia]

Well done Dezzy!!

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz Shaun & Dezzy

And well done for winning Dezzy

[Maia]

Well done as well Shaun, amazing

[Tom4784]

OMG! After four years of trying I've finally won! I don't think I deserve it though, I was kinda confident before yesterday but the standard was so high, I was going to be glad if I finished in the top 7. Thanks guys, that's made my day

[Shaun]

The judges' scores were as follows, however!

France - 27
Sweden - 26
Germany - 26
Vatican City - 25
Finland - 22
United Kingdom - 17
Romania - 15
Italy - 15
Kosovo - 11
Moldova - 8
Norway - 6

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Let's hear Fomas one more time!

Originally Posted by Shaun

The Power of Christ Compels You (To Wurk It)
By Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff

Biography

After disgracing the noble countries of Bosnia & Herzegovina by failing to win Eurovision twice, Euro Pop Sensation and keen knitting pattern expert Fomas Kelchalavikaktischskyloff turned his back on the world of celebrity and twine and took off on an adventure of self discovery. The adventure however only lasted for 5 days as his time in Thailand was cut short after his kidney was stolen by a Thai Ladyboy named Meyloo Sunahmi, an ordeal that is currently being adapted into a Direct to TV Movie with Gabourey Sidibe playing Fomas, Danny Devito playing the role of Meyloo and Laura Linney as Hector, Fomas’ Hispanic sidekick.

Fomas was at his lowest ebb after being deceived by the scheming HeShe and fell into a deep depression that lasted a year until a light in the form of a catholic priest saved him from his own darkness, a gesture which awakened a deep religious belief within Fomas resulting in him moving to Vatican City to pursue a life of faith. With Eurovision drawing near Fomas decided to try again and win for his new found home, armed with his hot beats and lyrics and with God at his side how could he possibly lose?

Stage Directions

The arena darkens and a huge stained glass window depicting St Ke$ha comes into view and with it several priests who begin to repeat the line ‘The Power of Christ compels you’ while a growing hymn rings out. The Priests’ chanting grows louder with the hymn until they they can’t shout any louder at which point all becomes quiet as a loud robotic voice finishes their chanting with a’...To work it’ and a giggle at which point Fomas bursts through the Stained Glass Window as his homage to Ke$ha begins.

Throughout the song he can be seen dancing with slutty nuns in confessional boxes as well as choirboys on a stupidly big bed as well sauntering across a wall separating various gay people. Typical Fomas behaviour.

At the bridge before the final chorus a gigantic crucifix complete with a larger then life Jesus is lowered above the audience, as Fomas reaches the final repetition of the chorus Jesus explodes in a piñata-esque fashion which douses the audience in a potent mix of Tequila and Rohypnol. The song climaxes in a group line dance section involving actual cardinals that ends with a cloud of chloroform being released upon the accompanying choir which leads to the priests dragging choirboys off in various directions.

to the tune of:

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The Power of Christ Compels You...
The Power of Christ Compels You!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
....To wurk it

Hot and sanctified
If you’re one of us, then take a ride
up aboard our pope mobile
Where all the nuns have sex appeal
And yes of course we rule 'cus reading Psalms is so damn cool
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Just look what happened to Judas

I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head
Seven choir boys in my bed
I'm old and all sith-like
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

CHORUS:
Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars.

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

JC turn it up
It’s about damn time to preach it up
I’m so sick of being so serious
'Cus My Pope Dress is too fabulous

I’m just preachin’ truth
I’m telling you ’bout the **** we do
We’re confessin’ our sins, sleepin’ with nuns
Repressin’ it all, hittin’ on boys (HARD!)

I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head
Seven choir boys in my bed
I'm old and all sith-like
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

JC turn it up
JC turn it up
JC turn it up
JC turn it up

Tonight we’re praying hard
Like we're reading Esdras
We're keeping gays apart
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

We’re repenting like we’re jews
We're always on the news
Applying kids with booze
You know We're Patriarchs
The Catholics are stars

A huge thank you to everyone who wrote a song this year - the standard was phenomenal this year. A big thanks to Niamh and Matt too for judging fairly, and to everyone who voted for their favourite four and commented in here

Oh and Shuyonce is touched to the very core by your votes for her.

I'd have liked a bigger turnout but oh well the quality's been enough to make me happy. Same time next year

[Tom4784]

Great job hosting as ever Shaun

[Shaun]

(also can you add the award yourself or do I need to PM James/Kaz )

[Tom4784]

I think I can give it to myself if it's already been added to the database.

[Z]

Well done Shaun and a huge well done to Dean loved both entries!!

[Maia]

Omg thank you judges

Excellent job again hosting it Shaun The standard was amazing this year, so many great songs from everyone

[MTVN]

Congrats Dezzy! And to everyone else, they were all really good

[Vicky.]

Well done dezzy

The standard this year was really high. I wish I had even a tiny bit of creativity to enter things like this

[Livia]

7th! That's like a win for Romania!

Well done everyone, brilliantly funny... especially Dezzy who made me blurt out laughing.

Thanks for taking the time Shaun, it was fun. x

[Marc]

OMG I didn't lose

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Unlucky Kate.

Wait....someone actually voted for Kosovo?!

Excuse me You know my song was good.

Originally Posted by Zee

Marc was ROBBED.

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Well done Niamh!

And how did Marc's not win, what is this

I don't even get it, why didn't I win? People are horrible creatures on this forum, I deserve AT LEAST 1st.

But whatever, well done Dean etc etc. Maybe you can now afford to sort that weave out. Whatever..

[Shaun]

Marc have you even seen the introduction to the show

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by AndrewWyld

-steals your weave-

ok guys, ONE more sneak peak, thats all your getting!!!


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Originally Posted by AndrewWyld

sneak peak of mine

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also wtf happened to these

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Marc have you even seen the introduction to the show

No? What did I miss

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

"#21 #2" by Caitlea Marcs

[Verse 1: Caitlin]
Hey, I can be a lezzer,
I’m ready to \bate like the best-uh
Hit up Meet the Members, girls get my camera
Claudia's been my bitch since the Lounge, huh
And I am that that young chick, called Caitlin
The bitch your daughter's been datin'
I could freak with Smithy, though he's got a peen and-
You know what Niall become when her weave in
I just wanna sip that clunge with your peeps and
Stream Glee on a Tuesday evenin'
Flick it when Santana's gettin' with Brit and
She know what I get off on, love this season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evening
And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
I guess that cunt getting eaten (4x)

[Verse 2: Marc]
I was the Most Loved #2
I'm the up-high ginger, you know what’s up or don’t you?
Word to one Nathan
I’m a rude bitch-ginger, what are you so proud of?
I make polls about poo,
I could fuck you Nate, I’m-a do it too, fuck ya gon' do?
Your Aston Villa sucks, I’m a real tight ginger, bet ya do want to fuck…
Fuck Ben, like where did you come?
You're gay, you're leaving and I still beat you?
Clock's-a-ticking like the Mole, and you're in red too
Caught the plane outta here, packed your bags too, hun?
Shaun you can throw shade, dude
But you're fourth, bitch face it, your days are numbered too
With ya Zeta crew son… fuck are they gone to, huh?
Ginger's better, oooh-run-run!
You could get top, TiBBers, if you do post to
Put your count up, tell the Chambers cunts
I’m a mod that's ginger, chat and games posts don't count.
Bitch I’m 'bout to blow up too
I’m the one today, I’m the new shit, boo, young miss Pullen,
Who are you, Locke, Salman?
I'm above you, cunts.

[Bridge: Caitlin]
Naya (Naya). You heard about the girl I crush on? No? Fail. (No? Fail)
Telling you, she's qt hun (qt hun)
Cait's in the running but she ain't going to fail...
Watch me mastur\bate gurls (\bate gurls)
You post a lot, but you just waste all your time
I'll forget this game soon (game soon)
And won't you all just go and get a... a life, yeah

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when Glee premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
That Marc looks fine, fine (x2)

[Verse 3 - Marc]
Bitch, I’m the most loved #2
With the fifth placed Niamh, it's a full grown zoo
Fuck you gon' do, when your Marc show up?
Bet this bitch won't win, betcha you won't too, butch
See, even if you are really fussed
Claymores'll show up and cause a stir-up too, knob
There's Steph and Tommy with their kmt boo, he'll show cock
for fun, too -- where you finish InOne?
I’m finishing above Chewy-chew
What’s your dick like Scott, what are you into, what’s 'wurkit', dude?
Where did *Kate* fuck up? Tell your bitches keep hating, I’m the number two, huh?
See, even Jamie Pugh, you were
The young new face, but you didn't even place, did you?
Now your shot's up too, hon
I just ruined you, cunts

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when TiBB premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
Eur-o-vi-sion, sion (x2)

[Nathan appears and releases a trio of crazed bears on the unruly braggers]

just this

[Marc]

OMFG WHO GOT HOLD OF THIS SH*T?! THIS SH*T WASN'T MEANT TO BE RELEASED YET.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFORMING IT LIVE AT THE VOICE FINALE

[Niamh.]

Well done Dezzy!

It was almost impossible to rank the top 5, they were all so good

[Shaun]

you can unpin this now