[Patrick]

Eventually we'll all have to be burned.

It's the best way tbh, I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin.

And people could just wreck your headstone and dig you up and rape your body.

So no thanks.

But I'd like to be burnt, put in a nice vase and put in my family's living room.
If Big Brother is brought back, I'd like to have some of my ashes scattered around the garden.

There we go.

You?

Oh my god, has anyone seen Due Date?
When the dude's dad is cremated and put inside a coffee jar and the black guy puts the ashes in the coffee and the dead guy's son drinks it?

[King Gizzard]

I don't know, I'll be dead

[_Seth]

I plan to be cremated. I'd be too scared of not actually being dead and waking up.

[Jords]

Cremated I think..

[Smithy]

I haven't planned yet

[joeysteele]

Buried.

[Stacey.]

Definitely cremated, just incase you came back to life or something when you were buried as you were going underground.

[GypsyGoth]

I want to be burnt.

[InOne]

Down to the last ash

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by simonsays

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

umfg what?

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by simonsays

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

You CAN make sure you get your loved ones ashes,they are a lot more strict in their practices now.

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by kazanne

You CAN make sure you get your loved ones ashes,they are a lot more strict in their practices now.

They are kazanne and actually asking for the ashes to do with whatever you wish yourself with, increases the strict code of practice as to cremation.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by simonsays

you know they cremate about 5 people at once so your ashes get mixed up with randoms :/

Thats just a myth

I think I need to donate my body to science so they can get to the bottom of my mental state

[Novo]

almost spat my drink out then

" I'd rather that than be underground with rats and stuff chewing on your foreskin. "





The image of about 20 + Black underground rats nibbling away on your foreskin like a sunday feast soon made me feel sick though

[Ramsay]

Ill be dead so i wont give a ****

[ILoveTRW]

Cremated
Probably the most appropriate way to start off the eternity of burning in hell Ill be serving.

[MeMyselfAndI]

definately cremated i am not being buried and waking up

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI

definately cremated i am not being buried and waking up

What about waking up in a fire...?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Originally Posted by Patrick

What about waking up in a fire...?

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

[Patrick]

Looks cosy.

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

Oh my god yeah,

The thought of just that.
Like you'd actually just want to die rather than that.

You could even call anyone.
I remember how hard it was to watch that in Eastenders 2 years ago, so imagine living it

[Kerry]

Not bothered. Sling me in the bin

[Angus]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI

still horrible but far BETTER than waking up lie 30m underground in a tiny box, barely being able to breathe, surrounded by rats and insects. not being able to even move or position urself and being constiphobic. and starving to death for 2 weeks doing nothing. and the frustration of not being able to get out or even move properly, and how ill you would be feeling after 3 days.HORRIBLE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

I'm being buried, since we have a family plot, but before that I've stipulated that my body be embalmed, so there's absolutely no chance of being buried alive.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im going to heaven

[MTVN]

Buried, seems more peaceful then being thrown into a roaring fire, probably doesnt really matter though when you're dead

Here's a funny quote from some American comedian

"I dont really care, because I can't. I mean, atleast get some use out of my body - give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something...yeah, just let em have a big ol' circle jerk, ****** me in the ass, ****** the in the mouth, ****** me in the ear hole, eye hole, make a new hole and ****** me there! I dont care!" - David Cross