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Old 12-09-2018, 09:21 AM #1
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Default I sneezed at a guy down the phone
I was on hold for ages, then sneezed really loudly just as they answered

"Hello how can I hel.."

"BAAACHHHAAAOOOOOOO"

"AHH! Hello???"

"Hahahaha..."

"H... hello? How can I help??"

"Sorreh" *hangs up*


I couldn't compose myself and now I don't want to call back . There's some poor confused soul out there with no idea what has just happened...
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...just soldier up and phone him back and apologise.... tell him that you’re a bit of a nut sometimes....a casheeeeeeeew nut...
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..ok that didn’t type the way it played in my head...have the phone disconnected and never use it again, I think...
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Damn, that was going to be my pun. Stolen from right under my nose.
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I was on hold for ages, then sneezed really loudly just as they answered

"Hello how can I hel.."

"BAAACHHHAAAOOOOOOO"

"AHH! Hello???"

"Hahahaha..."

"H... hello? How can I help??"

"Sorreh" *hangs up*


I couldn't compose myself and now I don't want to call back . There's some poor confused soul out there with no idea what has just happened...
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bizarrely TS i had a full day of sneezing yesterday, literally about 30 times and blowing my nose

I am not ill and its the second such random sneezing day I have had this year
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bizarrely TS i had a full day of sneezing yesterday, literally about 30 times and blowing my nose

I am not ill and its the second such random sneezing day I have had this year
I usually get horrendous hay-fever from May until August, or at least, have done the last decade (I had never had it AT ALL before I moved to England when I was 23 ) but, actually, I've just realised that I didn't this year?? Wtf. You know about these things LT, explain it, was there no pollen this year? Or am I cured?
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