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Old 22-07-2011, 12:52 AM #51
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wahahahahhahhaha don't have the balls to like it, too many Winehouse obsessives on my friends list
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wahahahahhahhaha don't have the balls to like it, too many Winehouse obsessives on my friends list
Im gunna like that one I think.

Most of the jokes are awful but I like this one
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Im gunna like that one I think.

Most of the jokes are awful but I like this one
My favourite one I've heard so far is "What's Amy Winehouse's biggest hit? The one that killed her!" lololol. -retreats away from the forum-
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the ''i wasnt that drunk'' ones annoy the hell outta me
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