[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

* Mark sees the 2 plumbers approaching the drive and quickly changes from This Morning to Sky SPorts news and puts his copy of Take a Break under a cushion and brings out a copy of What Car he stole from the dentists on the coffee table.

"Aye cum in lads, am jist up - i wiz ott for a sesh last night and my heeds nippin (reality he put on a facepack and had a bath with candles listening to Enya).

Aye the bogs up the stair ahd gee it a minute as av just laid a cable if ye get me. Did ye see the geme last nicht - ah thot thon goalie iwiz offside, did yoo no?"

"oh look st that burd on sky id split that in half, hahahahah"

The 2 plumbers make their excuses and go to work upstairs, exchanging glances with each other while Marc opens a red bull and necks it in one.


man of the people right enough

I don't have a bath!