[Redway]

Some (like dipping chips in a McFlurry) aren’t so weird. Others (like anything involving pickles) … well, yuck. Anyway, here are the options:

1. Popcorn + ketchup
2. Salted crisps + chocolate
3. Chips and chocolate-Frosty (something Tracey-Ullman Homer Simpson would likely come up with and wolf down with proto-doughnuts)
4. Chips (more-so French fries, ironically the less weird of the chip-varieties for this purpose) + ice cream
5. Bacon + maple-syrup
6. A slice of cheese and some jam on either crackers or bread
7. Cereal with added orange-juice instead o. milk
8. Ice cream + soy sauce
9. Watermelon + feta-cheese
10. Pickles on pizza
11. Bacon + chocolate
12. Noodles (Indomie, KOKA, Pot, ramen, whatever) with peanut-butter
13. Pancakes + hot-sauce. The hot-sauce could be Frank’s or it could be a home-made concoction of yellow Nsukka-peppers, scotch-bonnets and Carolina-Reaper. Don’t get hung up on what type of hot sauce. It could even be sweet-chilli.
14. Coffee made with coconut-water (not coconut-milk, obviously, because … well, because, that wouldn’t be weird, would it?)
15. Ice-cream inside soda.
16. Chicken-nuggets + honey
17. Coke with chocolate-milk