[Shaun]

1.What is your favorite word? quite - it's...so British and me.
2.What is your least favorite word? anything that ends in an ump sound. particularly jump - for what it means it's unnecessarily heavy to say.
3.What turns you on? sexually or perking me up? former, treasure trails. the latter, music.
4.What turns you off? dishes...I'll gladly do any chore as long as it isn't that. I am NOT cleaning someone else's mess.
5.What sound or noise do you love? alarms, church bells in the distance, birdsong, the second David Bowie opens his mouth.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? drills. magpies. white noise.
7.What is your favorite curse word? prick or twat.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I have none, so journalism. Would actually like to try my hand at a few though - teaching, writing, maybe even music.
9.What profession would you not like to do? oh...anything out at sea. I'm not a fan, even if there are certain stereotypes some sailors might follow
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I'm sorry."