[Pyramid*]

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Very cold.

Even better when someone else manages to serve it up and you haen't been involved: nothing quite as satifying as standing back and seeing the person get what they had coming - with bells in it - and you have been the innocent bystander witnessing a real public humiliation.

Worst I actually did myself was a swine of a boyfriend years ago, very good looking, incredibly vain - had a front tooth that was crowned. Crown came out (so his stunning good looks very quickly disappeared the minute he spoke or smiled).

Crown came out at my house, we have a massive row after I'd caught him cheating on me, I'd had enough of him, chuck him out along with all his crap (clothes, CDs et) in bin bags - including me throwing this 'crown' into a bin bag along with his belongings.

Next day, he's at my door asking for his 'tooth' (laughing as I type at how ridiculous this sounds now). Told him it was in the bags with all his other stuff............................watching the expression on his face as it dawned onhim, he told me I was a ********* bitch, that he'd thrown the bags out now. Even better was knowing that at the time, he was skint, totally skint and couldn't afford to replace it.

He'd to go about for months with this missing front tooth. Screwed up his pulling powers for a while !!