[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the only revengy sort of thing i have ever done is broke my siters phone (hardcore IK)

she was banging on the back door because she forgot her key and she thought i could hear her but i actually couldnt and when i opened it she said something like you might have heard if your werent so busy with your gay porn and i was like



so i waited 'til she fell asleep then stole her phone, dropped it in the sink, dried it and put it back it was on contract but wasnt insured so she had 9 months left and couldnt get a new one lulz