[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by caprimint

Do you have a passion for gardening?

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by caprimint

Do you have a passion for gardening?

Nope but I do have a passion for wit, intelligence and humour. James has in abundance of all three and Bear lacks all three entirely!

[Beso]

2 days is a long time in bb, now the chloe factor has gone he will gain support again.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by parmnion

2 days is a long time in bb, now the chloe factor has gone he will gain support again.

Going up in the odds again and he's having fun.

[kirklancaster]

[QUOTE=parmnion;8913267]2 days is a long time in bb, now the chloe factor has gone he will gain support again.[/QUOTE]

Yeah Parmnion, I think that's why kind-hearted Heavy D was trying to order BRACES - because THAT is the ONLY support that bear will receive.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear



BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.

Youtube video

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Fantastic Kirk

[Jamie89]

Omg

[Jamie89]

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Nope but I do have a passion for wit, intelligence and humour. James has in abundance of all three and Bear lacks all three entirely!

I don't think Bear lacks any of those either, it all depends on what your style of it is. I can appreciate James' too on some level, but Bear definitely outshines him.

[Beso]

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.

I love you Parmnion - You are so balanced and support your favourites with passion without taking any opposition too seriously, and without taking criticism of your favourites personally. Good on you.

Yours faithfully,

An admirer from Tunbridge Wells.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Fantastic Kirk

Thank you Kaz - I keep vowing to STOP with these nonsense poems and songs, but I am weak, I cannot fight my addiction.

They wanted me to go to rehab
I said No no no.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Can you change it to,"oh, BOOM de doo"

Funny and apt though kirkie sir...

I wish I'd thought of writing "Oh BOOM de doo" Parmnion - it is more apt. I'm glad you like it though. Thanks.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jan S

bloody brilliant!

Thanks Jan.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Kirk....what can I say..brilliant..

Thanks Rusticgal - just harmless fun. These 'celebs' are fair game after all.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by sampvt

It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

Seriously Sam - You must have 'sensed' unimagined 'trouble' brewing. You really ARE the ORACLE.

I'm not worried about off-site dangers though Sam, because I never go out now without my bodyguard. He's a real handful called Tyrion Lannister.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I fully expect this to in the hymn book at Midnight Mass this coming Christmas Eve

All part of Life's Rich Tapestry uh A.J.?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by susie q

Nice one

Thanks Susie.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamie89;8913353[B

]Omg[/B]

What's LeatherTrumpet got to do with this Jamie? Thanks son.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Adam.

should have kept it for xmasvision

I'm already working on that Adam.

[jennyjuniper]

Brilliant Kirk and so fitting.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by jennyjuniper

Brilliant Kirk and so fitting.

Thanks Jenny - I could not write a more realistic song about Bear, because it would be too full of swear words.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I love you Parmnion - You are so balanced and support your favourites with passion without taking any opposition too seriously, and without taking criticism of your favourites personally. Good on you.

Yours faithfully,

An admirer from Tunbridge Wells.

Not sure if i can sniff sarcasm on this, but i will say thanks and the feeling is mutual anyway.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Not sure if i can sniff sarcasm on this, but i will say thanks and the feeling is mutual anyway.

Genuinely NO sarcasm Parmnion - a bit of humour at the end - but I MEAN every word.