I am banned for life apparently from a bar in newcastle after I asked..seriously too, not taking the piss (though I was very drunk it may have came across wrong and friends found it hilarious so it might well have

) if a barmaid wanted some help as it looked like she was struggling and men were shouting at her about how slow she was. Turned out it was the owner, and she did not appreciate having a woman point out she was being slow, though none of the blokes who were literally shouting abuse at her were chucked out. Hmm. Have been back in many times like, 'life ban' is stupid.
Other bans include a shopping centre for shoplifting as a teen (obviously acceptable..though another 'life' ban and have been in loads as an adult and nobody noticed), a few bars because OTHER PEOPLE were fighting and I tried to calm stuff down so got bloody blamed. A bar in Durham where my mother glassed my dads wife.and again I was trying to chill things but my dads wife apparently said I was part of the problem

, and the loos in another shopping centre for...bleeding on the floor. Had a bad cut and figured it was best to try sort it out in the loo than continue to bleed around the shopping centre, cleaner went bloody mental..