[Aaliyah]

I went on holiday like 3 times every year and would always get time off school so my mam didn't pay full price during the holidays to go abroad 3 times a year.

Most of the hotels had slides/entertainment so my mam could have a good drink. i put her carrot oil before all on my front and went down the slide and i fell out at the bottom spiral and thankfully landed on a load of bark and didn't break my neck

then this spanish life guard was making sure i was okay and asking me to move my back and stuff and he had his big manly hands on me and all i was thinking was omg will you just finger me (he never, sadly)... and he actually started shouting at me before he even knew i went down the slide in an improper way