[Beso]

I got into a fight on saturday night as well...some ex
ukranian Soldier i had been chatting to over google translator tried nicking my fags...I don't think he was ex military at all..

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I got into a fight on saturday night as well...some ex
ukranian Soldier i had been chatting to over google translator tried nicking my fags...I don't think he was ex military at all..

Bloody hell Parmy,you live a colourful life, always keep you fags in your inside pocket, bloody tea leaves.

[bots]

i was having beers with a well known comedian once, the toilet was down a flight of stairs which he fell all the way down on a visit ... the whole bar roared with laughter

[Beso]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

i was having beers with a well known comedian once, the toilet was down a flight of stairs which he fell all the way down on a visit ... the whole bar roared with laughter

haha..my pal met barry cryer in the pub one day...he went up to him and said are you barry cryer..he said yes...my mate said say something funny to prove it.....barry said, i cant just say something funny like that.....my mate said.....christ, it really is you.....


he left in the huff, bloody cant take a joke, joker.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Bloody hell Parmy,you live a colourful life, always keep you fags in your inside pocket, bloody tea leaves.

i wouldnt normally bother but he had been chatting away for ages and i popped to the toilet and caught him with my cigs in his hand skulking out the door...i must admit i lost my temper and smacked him one and took my cigs back purely cause im fed up being mugged off in london..

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I got into a fight on saturday night as well...some ex
ukranian Soldier i had been chatting to over google translator tried nicking my fags...I don't think he was ex military at all..

There are so many people who say they've been in the military and haven't at all