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Post-premiere:

Michele (the editors protecting her after she ended up on the wrong side of the votes by completely editing her out of the first hour, before setting her up for a redemption storyline culminating in her sweeping the jury and removing Aubry Bracco's name from the fabric of the universe once and for all? Winchele At War is truly off to a flying start!)
Danni (imagine waiting fifteen years to get back on Survivor and your first shot is of you falling arse over tit out of a speedboat )
Sophie (so far, Sophierce)
Ethan (king of keeping this male cast afloat!)
Kim (I knew there was a paranoid mess waiting to be unearthed beneath the CP exterior )
Sandra (I ought to be more pumped about Sandra Diaz-Twine having an idol and voting out her biggest target by day three, but unfortunately Island of the Idols killed most of that. Well, that and the pre-game interview she gave about wanting to vote out all of the women. Still, queen stays queen etc etc)
Parvati
Jeremy
Denise
Tony
Nick
Wendell
Yul
Tyson
Sarah
Adam (sucks)
Ben (sucks)
Boston Rob (sucks, and somehow can't give a natural-sounding confessional to save his life despite this being his sixth(!) season???)

Natalie
Amber