[Morgan.]

The Douche

Youtube video

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WHAT STATE OF AMERICA ARE YOU FROM

Giddy up and get ready to ride 'til you can't no more, because for one week only, the douche is heading west. The Wild West, that is, not Solihull. The song I'm performing is by up-and-coming pop star and recent British GQ cover boy Orville Peck, who incorporates a Lone Ranger mask into his persona to hide his real identity. Much like him, I've never knowingly shown anyone my face on here, I'm a self-described gay cowboy (by which I mean that I've been to a Kacey Musgraves gig and once bought a pair of Asos shoes with horses on them), and I'm going on tour with Harry Styles this October. That last one might have just been a dream that I had, now that I think about it. Anyway, don't let this hoedown ho down, and keep me in the competition! Now, where did I leave my lasso?
Answer to the judges' question: I, the douche, am from the 51st state of America.
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Matthew: From American Boy, one of the best songs to ever exist...... to *this*, oh MB what a shame

Amy: You officially scare me, I literally feel like this song would be the song that played at the end of the horror movie you starred in. The 51st state reference got me thinking...are you Canadian or is that a red herring? I'll take a wild guess and say you are caprimint?

Sle: Marsh or Wizard

Mitchell: You’re fit mate, I’d use you to remove Turkey fat from a turkeys bottom, you are Babayaro x