[MB.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Robbed like Kelis

My tap water brings all the boys to the yard!

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by MB.

My tap water brings all the boys to the yard!

The more I think of it, the douche was the most characterised of the contestants, so it’s a shame to lose you, but you kept us guessing until the very end, unlike that pesky Natalie in a lion costume obvs

Had no clue you’d moved to America, but you were incredibly smart, the Babayaro birthday clue, mixed with the frequent America visits, it made perfect sense.

I had cottoned on that the whole ‘6 days older’ thing was in regards to the date you joined the forum, yet I hadn’t bothered looking at your profile, which probably further shows your deflection techniques

[Cherie]

MB

[Ammi]

...#MBisnodouche/nothimtoo....

[Ammi]

.....is it just me who has spent a huge amount of time trying to find the ASOS shoes with horses on.../...a crazy horses amount of time...


...are they definitely horses and not llamas, MB...you know your horse from your llama in California, yeah..?...Only because I found some nice llama ones but they were out of stock.....

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

.....is it just me who has spent a huge amount of time trying to find the ASOS shoes with horses on.../...a crazy horses amount of time...


...are they definitely horses and not llamas, MB...you know your horse from your llama in California, yeah..?...Only because I found some nice llama ones but they were out of stock.....

I think the ones I got are out of stock too (I bought them well over a year ago), but this is a photo of them from Google. Whoever said I didn't have gaudy taste?...

Spoiler:

Some extra, random trivia that I just remembered: I was initially going to pick Will Smith's Miami for "favourite member" week (as a tribute to My Ammi... geddit? Miami? My Ammi? I amaze myself sometimes), but then I realised that it was never a UK or U.S. #1 single and it wouldn't fit the theme. Thankfully, several other contestants rightfully picked you as their favourite, so I guess they just had to share