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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
"No you can't have the toilet key, the toilets are out of order sorry" is a lie I must have told literally thousands of times.
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My mum works in a bookies, she says if someone looks like they're a druggy or "was gonna leave a hideous sh
itty mess" she won't give them the key 
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die