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Originally Posted by Niamh.
That's so true, I was in a car accident a few years ago, I remember thinking as the car was mid crash, "ffs I have way too much to do today, I don't have time for this ****" 
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A couple of years back I was being taken by parademics, and I rang my mum to say "sorry I won't be able to meet you out of work, the paramedics are taking me to hospital" and wondered why she kept ringing and texting
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die