[Patrick]

Originally Posted by courtney123

ok... the joke about jade goodyy is:
Q. what was jade taken away in when she died?
A. a goody bagg!!
lol... sorry if i offended anyone. xxx

Thats nothen,

There was loads of those jokes when she died but I can only remember one that my friend told us all in Class,

This was before she died...

"What does Jade Goody in a wedding dress look like?"




"A Badminton shuttle!"

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by laurenheh

and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!

Oh **** off and get a sense of humour like the rest of us!

No wonder you have no friends,

1000s of people made Jokes about Michael Jackson when he died, so who gives a **** about Jade I hate her anyway as do many other people for ruining my favourite show!


Good day to you!

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by laurenheh

why dont you stop causing trouble !, i am not going to answer you stupid little girl zip it

You just did answe her you morron,

And shes hardly the 'little girl' if she knows what shes talking about..

And you were being Racist in the other thread about Ireland and when you called everyone in Ireland gay your being Homophobic!

So go and learn somthing you Prat,




Lmao I was accually gona write a joke my Dad told me about Stephan Gately but I just called that Lauren girl Homophobic,

But on the other hand, you [LAUREN] Seem to hate Jokes about Dead People eh?

So here goes ...



Stephan Gately dosent need to be put in a Hole today..

Hes already been in 100s!

[Stephanie]

LMAO ha/

[Nurse57]

After Stephen Gately found dead at his home in Majorca, Ronan said he was gutted. Louis Walsh said he was devistated and Michael Barrymore said he was inocent.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Nurse57

After Stephen Gately found dead at his home in Majorca, Ronan said he was gutted. Louis Walsh said he was devistated and Michael Barrymore said he was inocent.

[alc09]

Stephen Gately's widower was asked what he would like doing with his ashes. I'd like them fried up with Garam Masala and have him turned into a curry.

Why would you want to do that? replied the Majorcan coroner.

So I can feel him dribbling out of my arse one last time

[InOne]

How unlucky am I... Only went and swapped my Michael Jackson tickets for the Boyzone Reunion tickets... ****s sake!!!

[InOne]

I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green.

The council told me to **** off.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Building work starts on Monday.

[Jessica.]

Why can't Jesus eat mnm's



























Because they fall through his hands!

[InOne]

I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.

Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.

The bus driver refused to move until she paid her fare, and the stupid bitch refused to get off the bus.

Every other passenger on the bus was giving her daggers, but she didn’t give a ****.

Finally, I couldn’t stand it any more. I got out of my seat, strode right up to her, and gave her a backhander across the face.

The force of the blow sent her tumbling out of the bus, sprawling onto the pavement.

“How dare you hit a defenceless woman!” she cried. “Where’s your ****ing conscience?”

“I left it at home”, I replied, as the bus drove off without her.

[Stacey.]

hahaha, im sat on michael jackson! lol]
that cracked me up, when someone said that!!!!!!!! xx

[alc09]

You know why those three fella's with the turbans on always sit by the dugout at Old Trafford year after year? Because if they were in the corner, they'd probably open a shop.

A horse walks into a bar
The barman asks; "Why the long face?"
The horse replies; "Because I have cancer."


Dear Matt Lucas,

I am sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my ex who sadly has also passed away.

If you want to hook up, give me a call.

Yours sincerely,

Jack Tweed

[InOne]

My wife's scouse friend is staying with us at the moment.

She said, "I'm really freaked out by all those blokes hanging round the children's playground."

I said, "We have a name for people like that round these parts: FATHERS."

[alc09]

^
Quality.

[InOne]

Political correctness gone mad!

I'm advertising for a new job at my company and so in the advert I politely put "Muslims and Jews need not apply." Muslims are generally cool about it, Jews don't care - it's just those ****ers from the council who are round straight away threatening me with a court summons for active racial discimination. Stupid, dopey bastards. I'm a pork butcher, for ****'s sake.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by InOne

My wife's scouse friend is staying with us at the moment.

She said, "I'm really freaked out by all those blokes hanging round the children's playground."

I said, "We have a name for people like that round these parts: FATHERS."

[Braden]

i have two horrible ones about jade goodey
and i will feel bad for posting it..but meh

this was after she found out she had cancer

Q:did you hear jade goodey is doing a calender
A:yep,shame it only goes up to march

and

did you see jade goodey's wedding, there wasn't a hair out of place

[InOne]

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.

They're calling it 'Islam'.

[Jackie]

These jokes made me laugh.

[InOne]

You know what I reckon would bring an end to knife crime in London overnight?

Guns.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by BradenMaccie

i have two horrible ones about jade goodey
and i will feel bad for posting it..but meh

this was after she found out she had cancer

Q:did you hear jade goodey is doing a calender
A:yep,shame it only goes up to march

and

did you see jade goodey's wedding, there wasn't a hair out of place

lol

I remember hearing that first one but forgot it until there now,
Thanks

[InOne]

C'mon John and Edward. You get through tonight and it could be you getting punched in the head in Waterstones.

[laurenheh]

What does a priest and a pint of guninneas hav in common?

A Black body, a white collar and if you get a bad 1 it will tear the ass of ya

[Ninastar]

All i have to say in this thread is John and Edward.