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The X Factor 2009 [S6] Series 6 of The X Factor was won by Joe McElderry. Runner-up was Olly Murs and third was Stacey Solomon. Discuss here.

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Old 31-10-2009, 11:30 PM #1
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Default Jesus walked on water but JEdward swam through land.
If superman and captain fantastic were having a race to the moon and back, Who would win? JEdward of course!

JEdward can sneeze with their eyes open.

When JEdward are in water they don't get wet, water gets JEdward.

JEdward can believe it's not butter.

JEdward ordered a big macs in KFC and got some.

JEdward can touch mc hammer.

JEdward can slam a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not JEdward.

JEdward was what Willis was talkin' about.

JEdward can judge a book by its cover.

When JEdward do division there are no remainders.

JEdward knows the last digit of Pi.

JEdward let the dogs out.
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Jedward can return here to Dublin and get the $hit kicked out of them any time they like
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Okay I know for a fact that if they go near Dublin at night they're ****ed.....Dublin at night is normally a sketchy kind of place anyway they are seriously in for a bad time whenever they come home...sorry
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If superman and captain fantastic were having a race to the moon and back, Who would win? JEdward of course!

JEdward can sneeze with their eyes open.

When JEdward are in water they don't get wet, water gets JEdward.

JEdward can believe it's not butter.

JEdward ordered a big macs in KFC and got some.

JEdward can touch mc hammer.

JEdward can slam a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not JEdward.

JEdward was what Willis was talkin' about.

JEdward can judge a book by its cover.

When JEdward do division there are no remainders.

JEdward knows the last digit of Pi.

JEdward let the dogs out.
Some of these are great.
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Okay I know for a fact that if they go near Dublin at night they're ****ed.....Dublin at night is normally a sketchy kind of place anyway they are seriously in for a bad time whenever they come home...sorry
I only made this thread as a joke because so many people care strongly about the person they support in the x-factor.
I do support John and Edward because they are entertaining but I don't think x-factor contestants should be worshipped like gods.
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"Jesus walked on water but JEdward swam through land."

Surely that was shět they were swiming through?
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If superman and captain fantastic were having a race to the moon and back, Who would win? JEdward of course!

JEdward can sneeze with their eyes open.

When JEdward are in water they don't get wet, water gets JEdward.

JEdward can believe it's not butter.

JEdward ordered a big macs in KFC and got some.

JEdward can touch mc hammer.

JEdward can slam a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not JEdward.

JEdward was what Willis was talkin' about.

JEdward can judge a book by its cover.

When JEdward do division there are no remainders.

JEdward knows the last digit of Pi.

JEdward let the dogs out.
Louis let the dogs out - mad ones that can't sing or dance!
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This is like the whole Chuck Norris craze. But this one is untrue. You see, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The wet gets Chuck Norris'd. Jedward just get boo'd
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Default Oh My God........Simply Amazing
These guys are exactly what the X Factor is all about........I can not believe it has taken this many years for Simon Cowell to realise the true credential of his show!!! Come on John and Edward..........today was your day and I have cut, coloured and styled my hair exactly the same as you guys!
I truely love you both and can not wait to see you soon!
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