[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by happyland

PMSL! That all made me laugh, give us your "lots more"

Lol, here's a few more of my misfortunes...

I slammed a toilet seat on my penis.
I was blindfolded, walked in to a tree and lost a tooth.
I got my head caught inbetween the steps of a children's slide.
Oh God, I fainted during an assmebly about testicular cancer because I hadn't slept or eaten and when I came round no one would look me in the eye and then everyone kept asking me if I had cancer.
I found a metal hoola hoop with a plastic coating and this girl wanted me to play ring toss with her but instead of warning her it was metal inside I just threw it at her face. The mark could still be seen under her make-up at our leaver's do the next week.
I walked in to a parked car.
A waiter slipped on a bottle and spilt water all down my back.
I was talking to a mate in a crowded room about that Jackass episode about a town called 'Mianus'. We were sat by a computer and I declared loudly; "Look up Mianus!"
When I had an ingrowing toenail I'd always bump it in to things.
I was at a party when someone asked me "If you were held at gunpoint and you had to sleep with any boy or girl from Sixth Form, what would you say?" My response; "I'd say 'Just shoot me'."

That's all I can remember atm, but yeah, every day is a challenge.