[Patrick]

Meh.

Let me break it down for you all,

George Lamb's Camp Voice:

I don't know why you would of missed it but if you did, here was Patrick's week..


Started of mehish, went to school still in love with the girl I have been for about 2 years did the usuall, stare, flirt, fail, make a knob of myself, and go home.

Was told by her two 'best mates' that she actually hates me, so I felt like a spanner for devoting 2 years of my life to this bitch only for her to bitch about me.

Anyways, I was like well pissed.

Yesterday on the bus I was chillin' and then these two girls from my class, gossiping bitches told me that THEIR Best Friend [A Girl I had a crush on in Primary School, bit hot] actually likes me, so I was like WOO.

Woke up this morning feeling like jesus, put my Callum Best fragrance on and walked into school ready to pick up a chick, turns out the two girls were only messing.

So I was like gutted then, and I was finally trying to get over the other girl and then that happened.
Confidence knock much? yah.

Bright side, the hottest girl in the school was speaking to me today so that was good.


So anyways, on the way home on the bus I saw these other two girls who I don't know but they live beside me, one of them looked like well tidy so I was going to talk to her but then cba now I wish I did.

Then on Facebook just now, this hot girl I had on my list of 'If all else fails turn to these babes...' well she updated her relationship status.

Don't you just hate when that happens?

Been texting this other girl that I have known for about 10 years but now she's asked me to come and meet her tomorrow night but I can't because I have a party to attend.


I ******ing hate girls.


...And that was Patrick's time of the week.