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Old 04-10-2010, 09:03 PM #1
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of ****.
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coming off a guy here, but if i was getting treated badly by somebody i would give them alot of crap.
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coming off a guy here, but if i was getting treated badly by somebody i would give them alot of crap.
but nothing compares to the wrath of a woman. ever.
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Oh dear and your post started so well! I was almost going to ask you to marry me
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ahahaha, someone on fb had that as her status a few months back and my husband commented, "What if you give her a kick in arse"? .....................charming!
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Thats 100% true.

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Had me laughing
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ahahaha, someone on fb had that as her status a few months back and my husband commented, "What if you give her a kick in arse"? .....................charming!
She'd probably make sure you can never poo through your bum ever again
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