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Old 10-10-2010, 11:02 PM #1
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Wink Sky TV Error. [Quite Funny]

Sky Users.

No doubt kids under the age of 5 will putting on channel 614 on a Daily Basis to watch Ceebeebies every day.

Well how easy would it be for a child to accidently hit [Dramatic Voice] 914.


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I went to put on my favourite channel Elite TV.

I went to Elite TV 1 on Sky Channel 965 but realised there was no one fit on that, so switched to Elite TV 2 on Sky Channel 914 but accidentally hit 614.

I was laughing at how awkward it would be if a child were to put this on by mistake or their parents put it on in front of them.

Shame on you Sky.
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In other words, patrick was putting on Cbeebies and ended up on a porn channel :P
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Seems a tad strange coming from someone under 18 to be saying Elite Tv is their favourite channel, strikes me as a tad more 'funny' than a possible slip of a button.
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those channels are blocked on my tv you need a pin. i dont know why my mum has blocked the gay porn channel. errr... hello bitch i do have the internet i dont need the ****ty gay porn channel fanx
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When I went on one by accident a few weeks back, they don't have very nice looking girls.
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The girl on the left looks like she is having a poo.
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In other words, patrick was putting on Cbeebies and ended up on a porn channel :P
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Seems a tad strange coming from someone under 18 to be saying Elite Tv is their favourite channel, strikes me as a tad more 'funny' than a possible slip of a button.
Times are changing, I can like what I want.

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those channels are blocked on my tv you need a pin. i dont know why my mum has blocked the gay porn channel. errr... hello bitch i do have the internet i dont need the ****ty gay porn channel fanx
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When I went on one by accident a few weeks back, they don't have very nice looking girls.
Ikr, They are all a mess.

I mean who wants to watch 70 year old woman 'act' dirty and failing.

Elite TV is like the only channel with real hot girls, I mean I know every girl on there and there's only about 3 ugly ones.
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At least its teaching the kids the different between numbers
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Well Cbeebies stops showing programs at 6 whereas these porn channels dont start until 9 usually, and even then you need a pin, so they wouldn't see anything.

I'm quite worried that I knew all of that ^
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The girl on the left looks like she is having a poo.

Yes ideal for German Sex Viewers.
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Well Cbeebies stops showing programs at 6 whereas these porn channels dont start until 9 usually, and even then you need a pin, so they wouldn't see anything.

I'm quite worried that I knew all of that ^
The softcores are subscription only or PPN - you'd have to be an existing subscriber or have paid for 1 night to get more than the splash screen!

PS Matt - I messed-up bad last night.....after 1st Sky Am Foot game I was Ł150 up, so went for it big-time on 2nd game when Chargers went 12 points down. The odds were so brilliant that I went all the winnings pluse another Ł400.

All was looking good until the end.............now I feel sore and poor!
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The softcores are subscription only or PPN - you'd have to be an existing subscriber or have paid for 1 night to get more than the splash screen!

PS Matt - I messed-up bad last night.....after 1st Sky Am Foot game I was Ł150 up, so went for it big-time on 2nd game when Chargers went 12 points down. The odds were so brilliant that I went all the winnings pluse another Ł400.

All was looking good until the end.............now I feel sore and poor!
Most of those phone-in ones are free to watch I think, you tend to just see a topless lady on the phone though

Wow, that was a pretty big loss, what odds were you getting on it? The Chargers really should have won that game tbh, you must have been close to a big win. Did you ever get any Wembley tickets btw? I think I remember you saying you were thinking about it.
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Most of those phone-in ones are free to watch I think, you tend to just see a topless lady on the phone though

Wow, that was a pretty big loss, what odds were you getting on it? The Chargers really should have won that game tbh, you must have been close to a big win. Did you ever get any Wembley tickets btw? I think I remember you saying you were thinking about it.
Hi Matt - Chargers were 1/3 odds-on before the game and even at 12 points down, only went to 5/2 in-game betting when I jumped-in. Would have still been a tidy sum if they'd not blown it!

I never got round to the Wembley tix even on the last release........I was too busy with stuff and getting ready for the trip to Germany I was taking.....daft me, but probs all the cheap hotels/flights/train tix would have been gone by that September release anyway. You'll just have to wave to me on TV!
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Hi Matt - Chargers were 1/3 odds-on before the game and even at 12 points down, only went to 5/2 in-game betting when I jumped-in. Would have still been a tidy sum if they'd not blown it!

I never got round to the Wembley tix even on the last release........I was too busy with stuff and getting ready for the trip to Germany I was taking.....daft me, but probs all the cheap hotels/flights/train tix would have been gone by that September release anyway. You'll just have to wave to me on TV!
Ah yeah, that's unlucky, should have been a good bet really. I put a few quids on the Jets to win the AFC and the Packers to win the NFC before the season started, Packers havent done as well as I thought so far, although they could easily be 5-0.

Oh right, yeah fair enough, how was your trip to Germany anyway? I've been there a couple of times and really like the country. Yeah I suppose it must get expensive living up in Scotland, dont have to worry about hotels and flights or anything living quite close to London like I do. And will do, maybe I'll even take a banner along saying "Hi Ian"
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Germany was a brilliant laugh thanx for asking Matt - get on really well with the couple who's marriage it was, and my kilt didn't end-up falling round my ankles at the celebration as a bonus

Believe it or not, @ WB IX I made the same joke as I did to you about waving, and some of my German pals DID take a banner which read "Hello Ian - We love you Claymores" on it! I freaked when I saw it on TV
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Germany was a brilliant laugh thanx for asking Matt - get on really well with the couple who's marriage it was, and my kilt didn't end-up falling round my ankles at the celebration as a bonus

Believe it or not, @ WB IX I made the same joke as I did to you about waving, and some of my German pals DID take a banner which read "Hello Ian - We love you Claymores" on it! I freaked when I saw it on TV
Good to hear, would have been just a little bit embarassing if your kilt had fallen, very funny as well though

Haha they actually got on TV with it, that'd be brilliant, must have been a shock though!

Anyway I'd better get on with my essay, TiBB is so distracting, good talking to you Ian
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Sky Users.

No doubt kids under the age of 5 will putting on channel 614 on a Daily Basis to watch Ceebeebies every day.

Well how easy would it be for a child to accidently hit [Dramatic Voice] 914.


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I went to put on my favourite channel Elite TV.

I went to Elite TV 1 on Sky Channel 965 but realised there was no one fit on that, so switched to Elite TV 2 on Sky Channel 914 but accidentally hit 614.

I was laughing at how awkward it would be if a child were to put this on by mistake or their parents put it on in front of them.

Shame on you Sky.
Weak excuse that one Patrick, tell the truth you wanted to pull the pud to the school teacher on Ballamory and got Elite 2 by mistake.
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Sort of a group masturbation session?
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