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Old 13-10-2010, 10:44 PM #1
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Chat up lines are awful but here's one anyway to get you started Mr.Turtle!

Excuse me I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
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ooh ooh ive got one....

GET IN THE VAN IVE GOT A KNIFE!
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ooh ooh ive got one....

GET IN THE VAN IVE GOT A KNIFE!
I bet that one always works!
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The two most sucessfull for me are

Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get
Are your legs hurting cos you've been running threw my mind all night long(the one i used on my girlfreind)

And if i am feeling extra confident i whip out
If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk
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I think they'd be saying this to you.

Then just exit the bar and leave you there.
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I need the toilet, on your head or in your mouth? :0 :L
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Response-what the hell first you tell me i smell and ask me if I fancy a wash then you want to **** in my mouth?!?

[slaps him, then knees him in the nuts then pours drink on his head]
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Your eyes are like a spanner everytime I see them my nuts tighten
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On a note, I don't chat people up.

I don't go out enough to do it, and don't go the right places. If I go out then it is most probably a country pub or mates.

Secondly, I wouldn't know what to say and probably say something wrong.
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You just use the Leamington charm to lure people in
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