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Old 28-10-2010, 12:58 PM #51
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what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?

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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, one eye and a guitar?

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What's worst than a worm in your apple?
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My friend told me that exact same joke last night

Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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What’s the difference between Man and E.T?

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What’s the difference between Man and E.T?

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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill??

To get to the bottom
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What did one orange say to the other orange?

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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill??

To get to the bottom


I think you've maybe just won the crappest joke award!
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I agree, thats got to be the worst joke ever
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I think you've maybe just won the crappest joke award!


Lol i thought it was quite funny first time i heard it lol
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Lol i thought it was quite funny first time i heard it lol
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was you on crack? :/
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was you on crack? :/
PMSL , you guys are a tough audience i think it is a brill joke
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PMSL , you guys are a tough audience i think it is a brill joke
Lol.. ok, ok.. it was hilarious

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What about this one:

What kind of phone do biologists use?

A cellphone

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What about this one:

What kind of phone do biologists use?

A cellphone

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What kind of phone do biologists use?

A cellphone

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What do you call a man in a tiger's cage?

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Simonsays i am sure this one will make you laugh

Alright ..so two blondes walk into a bar.. you'd think one of them would have seen it.

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