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One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!