[In the Drunk Tank]

I hate it when people try and define you as gay because of your taste in music, television etc.

There's only one criteria you need to fit to be gay and that's being attracted to men. If you aren't then you can prance around in lycra, listening to glee, speaking in a high voice, being unable to throw a ball, doing a sudoku, watching Big Brother and crying at Brokeback Mountain and still be 100% straight as far as I'm concerned.