[Patrick]

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

......

Lady on till has a mental breakdown. The Holy Lord comes over and drops
water on to her forehead.

Shopper 1: I thought this was a church.

Shopper 2: I want my creme egg!!

Shopper 7: How inconsiderate. She has to pass out when I want
a creme egg.

Gangs of Tesco shoppers start protesting. Gang of church protesters start praying.

"We shall not, we shall not be moved....We shall not, we shall not be moved.

Shopper 2: I want my creme egg and I'm not moving until I get it.

"We shall not, we shall not be moved....We shall not, we shall not be moved"

Quer gets going:

"Silenttttt night, holyyyyy - all is clam, all is bright"

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I can picture it now.


'And so, Jesus said to John why do you come here my child don't you worship me like everyone else? And then he blessed him in the-'

'Attention Shoppers, Sale Now On! Creme Eggs Going For 35p Each, That's Cadbuary Creme Eggs, 35p Each. Thank You!'

'As I was saying..'

*Everyone runs over to the till*

Beautiful Patrick.

I think that is the first thing I have ever actually laughed about on TiBB.

[KG.]

Originally Posted by Thomas C

Beautiful Patrick.

I think that is the first thing I have ever actually laughed about on TiBB.

You mean you've never laughed at how much of a buffoon you are?

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by KG.

You mean you've never laughed at how much of a buffoon you are?

ermmmm, bitch, put away the handbag.