[Shaun]

Translation for the non-inebriated:
Girl and boy walking to Tesco.
Boy says "I love you, no matter what."
Girl blushes and agrees.
Boy holds girl's sweaty hands and asks "why are your hands so sweaty?"
Girl bursts out crying and says she has sweat problems.
Boy laughs and wipes sweat on her new dress, and runs.
Boy runs down the road laughing and gets knocked over by a double-decker bus.
Girl finds a note saying he has sweat problems too, and kills herself.
REBLOG IF YOU CRIED.

it's a mockery of all of these melodramatic "IF YOU CRIED EMAIL THIS TO 284 PEOPLE OR YOU'LL GET BAD LUCK" chain letters.