[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Can't stand when that happens - you're out trying to have a nice meal, it's bad enough you have to put up with your family acting like they like eachother, then you have some yappy little brat at the next table crying for an hour.

Drives me up the ******ing wall - that's what iPods are made for though.

Yesterday I was in McDonalds for the first time in years, I was forced to go in with everyone after school because KFC's line was to big.

So we are sitting at a table, just being cool - and there was literally about 11 Babies and Kids crying and running about like wankers.

I literally shouted 'SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A ******ING DAY CARE CENTRE!' and my mates were like ' Let's hurry up and leave.'

And then one of the girls slipped and fell and banged her head of the stair, serves her ******ing right.

I laughed and walked away x.

I use that line a lot at work. In fact I used it on Sunday when I had a table with 4 children who were running around and climbing on the other tables. I asked the mother nicely to make them sit down and she got all annoyed at me, so I got my strict side out and snapped back and told her this was a restaurant not a personal playground. She looked stunned and made her kids sit down. The rest of my tables all smiled at me and thanked me.