[Holly Christmas]

I predict that sometime over the next few days ukturtle will look at firewire!

also Doogle, Firewire and Niall will form a Gaga tribute band and tour the country, Conor will write the next gripping installment of Tibboaks, Arista will land the lead role of David Banner in the new Blockbuster Return of the Hulk, and Charlie O will write a bestseller entitled Positivity - how I became a different person nobody recognised.