[Benjamin]

Serious question.

[Josy]

Nah

Have you?

I think you have and thats what gave you the idea for this thread.

[Jake.]

When I was younger

[Gstar]

Lol no

[Black Dagger]

urgh

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Josy

Nah

Have you?

I think you have and thats what gave you the idea for this thread.

I have once

I was about 17 and sat at the bus stop hungover. I farted but put a bit too much force and strain into it and all hell broke loose in my boxers. Luckily the bus stop was outside my house so I shuffled discreetly away and back in, had a shower and changed. I was late for work because of it and paranoid all day that it was going to happen again while I was serving a table.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

urgh

That a yes then Lucas?

Don't be embarrassed, Ben has too.

[Black Dagger]

No I have not. I know when I need to go to the bathroom

I even leave College if I got to go

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Ben

I have once

I was about 17 and sat at the bus stop hungover. I farted but put a bit too much force and strain into it and all hell broke loose in my boxers. Luckily the bus stop was outside my house so I shuffled discreetly away and back in, had a shower and changed. I was late for work because of it and paranoid all day that it was going to happen again while I was serving a table.

Hahahahah

I'm sorry Ben but this is hilarious, the sad smiley just makes it even funnier

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ben

I have once

I was about 17 and sat at the bus stop hungover. I farted but put a bit too much force and strain into it and all hell broke loose in my boxers. Luckily the bus stop was outside my house so I shuffled discreetly away and back in, had a shower and changed. I was late for work because of it and paranoid all day that it was going to happen again while I was serving a table.

[Glenn.]

I once had a sickness and diarrhoea bug that come on in the night. I had been in and out of bed all night throwing up from my mouth and bottom and there was one point when I didn't make it out of bed and ended throwing up on my bedroom floor, whilst a rancid flow of poo was coming out the other end.

Worst night of my life.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Josy

Hahahahah

I'm sorry Ben but this is hilarious, the sad smiley just makes it even funnier

Honestly it was awful. I just felt this hot mess (sorry for the description) erupt and smear around my boxers and I remember just freezing on the spot praying that I hadn't just **** myself. I then remember thinking what if it started to smell and everyone at the bus stop knew I had just soiled my boxers.

I kind of just looked in my bag and made out I had forgot something, muttering under my breathe something like óh I forgot my bloody phone', grumble, grumble before slinking off and running back to my house to assess the damage. It was everywhere (hence why I had to have the shower).

[MTVN]

Yes I'm quite proud of how I follow through actually



It's one of the best parts of my golf swing

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ben

Honestly it was awful. I just felt this hot mess (sorry for the description) erupt and smear around my boxers and I remember just freezing on the spot praying that I hadn't just **** myself. I then remember thinking what if it started to smell and everyone at the bus stop knew I had just soiled my boxers.

I kind of just looked in my bag and made out I had forgot something, muttering under my breathe something like óh I forgot my bloody phone', grumble, grumble before slinking off and running back to my house to assess the damage. It was everywhere (hence why I had to have the shower).

Ugh God Ben

[Lee.]

Lololololol.. I'm actually having a thigh slapping laugh at you Ben

[Benjamin]

I'm in no way proud of that moment btw. It was a horrendous experience, one that I hope never ever happens again. I'm just thankful I was near my house, because I don't know what I would have done if it had happened at work.

[Lee.]

My friend pissed herself laughing in broad daylight in the town centre... it was actually running down the hill.

[Benjamin]

That makes me feel slightly better. I'm sure that has to be more users that have **** themselves, it can't just be me?

[Amy Jade]

When I read this topic header I thought it was something nice like followed through with a promise or something

Should have known it would have been about pooing yourself when I saw Ben's name attached.

[Lee.]

No Ben, it'll just be you

[Jake.]

I was in the car, ill, with a bad stomache, and my mum got out to get some medicine. I attempted to have a small fart but I felt a bubble come out full of poo and it popped

[Lee.]

[Benjamin]

That's more like it, I know others have **** themselves. Own up.

And StupidHoe, I don't usually talk about poo, that's Marc.

[Amy Jade]

This is so messed up.

[Benjamin]

So were my boxers.