[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Josy

Hahahahah

I'm sorry Ben but this is hilarious, the sad smiley just makes it even funnier

Honestly it was awful. I just felt this hot mess (sorry for the description) erupt and smear around my boxers and I remember just freezing on the spot praying that I hadn't just **** myself. I then remember thinking what if it started to smell and everyone at the bus stop knew I had just soiled my boxers.

I kind of just looked in my bag and made out I had forgot something, muttering under my breathe something like óh I forgot my bloody phone', grumble, grumble before slinking off and running back to my house to assess the damage. It was everywhere (hence why I had to have the shower).